A modern nigga need the teevee. Thumper spent his prison sentence wondering what kinda good stuff on teevee he was missing, and the answer was: nothing. They ain’t make a single show worth watching while he was locked up.
And movies be dumb as boots nowadays, swear to God, Thumper be bugging. He went to a movie with that old bitch Ethel, it got this white female who was mostly lips, buncha jubilous niggas, whole thing is basically a cartoon, they do it on computers. It’s all a green screen till they put the shit in, and the jokes don’t even make sense unless you read the right comments on the internet. A nigga needta download a software update to get the dialogue.
And don’t even get Thumper started on the music!
In maybe his best decision ever, Sharnell agreed with Thumper about the movies. He said they got good horror movies nowadays though, but they ain’t netflicks. Sharnell frowned on netflicks. Thumper saw a netflick, it was so boring he slept for five hours without getting up to piss. That made it a good movie in Thumper’s notions. Damn netflick was so dull it fixed his bladder neck! Gotta pay for the movie every month if you wanna keep it though. Shit’s bullshit, nigga.
