Officer Cherton

Cherton said with a wrinkle of his nose. He rolled his eyes. He was strong but a little buttery, like he used to be tough but now had a wife at home cooking for him. He filled out his uniform nicely. Women probably considered him ugly. He was sorta rectangular in the face, bulgey in all the wrong ways.

From Cholos and the Raunchy Hobos of Santa Monica

Bullheaded jerkwad, lookin’ like a albino raccoon

From Tyrell the Mandingo