He was Wojo’s gym-buddy — Vashka was virtually always there, working out. He was muscled as hell, and unlike Wojo, he was carved like outta alabaster — maybe, Wojo dunno what alabaster is — but Vashka was ripped as hell, like zero percent body fat. He got a six-pack and everything, shit, maybe an eight-pack, forget about it! He was pale as can be too. Maybe albino. His head was shaved and his chest was smooth as marble, but his armpit and crotch hairs was black.
From Wojo the Bricklayer