Hensley is a guy.
Description
Hensley, this scruffy, mustache-heavy guy in his thirties who hung around campus, fucked the ugliest freshmen girls and bought alcohol in exchange for party invites. When Jimmy was a freshmen, he thought Hensley was a football player who never moved on after graduating. Last year, Jimmy found out that wasn’t true, Hensley never attended college, he was just a loser.