Michael Gregarian

But Mistah Gregarian only drunk clear, flavorless liquids. He weared clear, colorless jewels. He got injections to get rid of wrinkles and blemishes. He dyed his hair so it would all be one color. His clothes was all gray, white or black. His Manhattan accent only came out when he got het up. His house got as li’l decoration and furniture and personal photos as possible — he called it “mimminalism”.

From The Redneck Ex-Con, Cellmate Memories and Overwhelming Manhood

Wealthy folk try to be seen as li’l as possible, t’was Buck’s conclusion. Supply and demand. There was li’l supply of Mistah Gregarian’s presence, so’n it’s value was high. Buck was big and boomitatious, and he breathed loud and stood by the door so’s body-e’ry saw him — there was lotta Buck in abundant supply, and most folks in Lipsweet’d prefer to see lessa him, so’n demand fer Buck was low as woe.

From The Redneck Ex-Con, Cellmate Memories and Overwhelming Manhood

Mr. Gregarian’s pinkie ring gleamed. The stone in the ring was pink, matching his tie and his pocket square. His gray hair was perfectly smooth and slicked back.

From Johnny Redcob the Bouncer

Mr. Gregarian got a gangster in his mind to live up to, and he seen some violent gangster movies. “Mr. Gregarian don’t want his bouncers gettin’ in trouble — city council, he said, they got rules for him, they ridin’ his ass ’bout crime and shit, had a bartender caught selling coke couple months ago, he don’t want the heat. He say bouncers gotta stay squeaky-clean, and he a righteous honky, suh. He go to a ethnic chuhch.”

From Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil

He wore a trim suit and a pink tie, and his hair was coiffed back, gleaming with some rubber-smelling pomade you could only buy from a foul-faced old Amernian lady in a shawl and a frown, looking at Rocky like she ain’t never saw an Italian before.

From Rocky the Ex-Con

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    • Rare mirror area
      “See? Total retard. Thick as custard. Not instant custard either, the proper stuff.”
                  • Pakistanis
                    When Thumper asked what a “oober” was, Mr. Gregarian said it was a phone company that sent a Pakistani to give women a ride home and rape them.
                  • the Cuban pool attendants were handsome as meerkats
                    Mr. Gregarian wanted Thumper to accompany them cuz he don’t trust Cubans around his daughter or Spanish-speakers generally or young men at all.