featuring nurses – Mansploitation

Like cantaloupes, they was, big ripe juicy cantaloupes

The nurse got a sweet face and big bosoms stretching the fabric of her uniform top.

The nurse got a sweet face and big bosoms stretching the fabric of her uniform top. E’erybody stayed talking heavy with a hotness ’bout the sultry Nurse Hilary. Buck ain’t seed her till now. Now, Buck liketa burst outta the briefs she had him strip to. She smiled up at him.
Buck was feeling oafy and big, so’s his burnished cheeks turnt burgundy. She mighta said sump’in else, but all Buck could think ’bout was her bosoms.
Like cantaloupes, they was, big ripe juicy cantaloupes.

From Buck the Conservative

Like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows

She had that dumpy, put-upon look, haggard and stridently frazzled, with limp hair and a saggy body like an overflowing cauldron of tits.

Delores Ann McCafferty was a middle-aged woman who looked like a nurse — she had that dumpy, put-upon look, haggard and stridently frazzled, with limp hair and a saggy body like an overflowing cauldron of tits. She wore a Mickey Mouse tee shirt that was much too small for her expansive frame, so her flesh oozed out like excess cake batter, and she smelled. Avery could tell before he even got out of Steel’s jeep that she smelled.
She was in the same AA group as Avery and Steel, and, according to Steel, Delores was “hot to squat on a nigga cock” and was willing to “get dicked down by any man if it helps him quit the sauce, even a white man”.
Also, Steel said she “got pussy you could get swallowed up by, like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows”.

From Avery’s Adventures in Interracial Manhood