Hassle is a bucket trustee at the police station, Precinct 17.
Bartholomew “Hassle” Havens, aka Barry Havens

Hassle was tall, broad-shouldered, as strong as an ox. He had thick callused fingers, which gripped Anthony’s cock like it was nothing, looking up at Anthony as if Anthony was supposed to say something.
But all Anthony could think about was his cock in Hassle’s grip. That, plus the swastikas.
His brother had mentioned that Hassle was a Nazi. Anthony thought that was an exaggeration. But Hassle had a shaved head, pale as fresh snow, and his back was adorned with a giant red swastika, which rippled over his taut muscles. German words were printed in Gothic letters on his chest. His square jaw jutted, as he grimaced at Anthony, those club-like fingers still tweezering Anthony’s limp dick.
Anyway, everybody called him Hassle, not Barry. Hassle was a Nazi. He said he weren’t a real heil-Hitler kinda Nazi, he just joined up with the Aryan Way in prison. Maybe perhaps he was telling the truth. But his broad shoulders was tattooed with German lettering on the front, while a huge red swastika took up mosta his back. He got a typical white-man face with a jutting jaw so square it looked painful, and he got a permanent scowl on his face. He the kinda honky you couldn’t ever imagine smiling.


Officer Goober came back out a few moments later, followed by a stately man with broad, alabaster shoulders contained within a strappy wifebeater. His muscles barely fit beneath the fabric. He had a tight six-pack, barely visible because that wifebeater was too small for him and had a giant hole in it, and he wore a pair of sweatpants that you could tell were his pajamas. His eyes were dim and clouded, like Goober had just woken him up.
It took Simon a minute to realize that was Hassle. The swastikas tattooed over his heart, belly and shoulder were the giveaway. He also had the name HASSLE tattooed across his neck, but it was harder to make those letters out because they were shadowed by his square, jutting jaw. The big dark blob of a tattoo on his chest was Hitler’s flinty face.
Hassle was as strong as Buck, maybe, Simon thought, or at least close to it. He was shorter than Buck by a little. And he was basically hairless, very much unlike Buck. Hassle had a shaved head like an albino cue ball, and his chest was just as smooth — either naturally hairless or maybe he shaved that too. Simon hadn’t got a look at his legs because he was wearing those sweatpants. Now those sweatpants were crumpled up on the floor by the bunk.
His back was tattooed with the number 88 and some arcane Gothic lettering. Simon moved closer to read it, only for Hassle to let go of his cock because the angle was awkward. Simon pressed his dick on the meaty muscle between Hassle’s shoulder blades, right on an unidentifiable shape (which Simon gathered was a crude map of the Nazi empire at its height).
He was not as tall as Buck, but he was built the same, huge and blocky, big prison-toned muscles gleaming white where’n he weren’t tattooed. Hassle was a chowder-white Aryan Way feller, so’n those tattoos was swastikas and German words and obscure symbols and shit like that. He done say he weren’t a real Nazi, he just joined up in prison. Buck softly believed that. Hassle was pale as could be and got a face ugly like a microwave dinner.
From Buck on Bottom


Hassle was a big-ass skinhead — he got swastikas and Hitler quotes tattooed all over his back under that denim workshirt, including a giant red swastika that stretched from his shoulderblades to the top of his buttcheeks. His shaved cueball head and square jaw made him look fierce, and his well-muscled body towered over Cody.
He was tall, and as bald as a cue ball cuz he shaved it on the regular at the sink in the hall. He was broad in the shoulders and chest, his muscles working and jerking as he got the vomit up. He done sprinkled sawdust on it to make it easy to sweep up into a dustpan, and he wrinkled his nose when he whiffed of it.
In his long-sleeve prison shirt and denim trousers, the only visible tattoo was a red swastika on his neck, but he got dozens of ’em lining his muscles and running up and down his buttcheeks. Hassle used to be a member of the Aryan Way. He ain’t never been a committed Nazi, he often said, but he joined in prison, and he joined for life.


“Thumper,” Hassle said with a frown upon his squareness — he got a big square face, all the parts of which seemed too big for each other, like he was made of inflated rectangles. He be stone-facing. He do that, Hassle is like that. He looked down on Bill, who got even paler than usual.
That’s cuz Hassle got a swastika on his right bicep, and his shirt-sleeves was rolled up, so Bill clocked it. Hassle was covered in iron crosses, swastikas, quotes in German, all that hoohah. He done told Thumper he weren’t never a real nazi, he just played at one cuz in prison.
Could be true. Thumper don’t know. It happens. Thumper and the Aryan Way was stab-mad with each other, but lucky for Hassle, Hassle was on the outs with the Aryans too. So Thumper ain’t feel no urge to gut him.
From Thumper on Parole
Hassle was a chowder-white Nazi, straight-up Nazi like a shot of vodka! He claimed he only joined the Aryan Way in prison and he don’t believe in the swastikas and German quotations tattooed on his body, and he was on the deep-out from the Aryan Way regardless.


Hassle was a chowder-white Aryan — complete with swastikas visible on his back around the moth-nibble holes and raggedy edges of his wifebeater. He got a cueball head and a bald chin, a big noble jaw and a fist-shape nose.

Hassle was a bull-headed neo-Nazi, his boxer’s body covered in swastikas and German words. His head was as smooth as a cue ball. He had been a trustee, living at the jail and doing odd jobs for the cops, for a long time. His skin was porcelain, untanned and unblemished, aside from the tattoos.
A large man walked around the police station in a denim outfit — grass-stained jeans and a thick workshirt, his arms stretching the fabric. He got a shaved head and colorful tattoos barely visible on the edges of the fabric. He carried a painfully block-shaped face with a beat-up fist of a nose.
His name was Barry Havens.
Hassle. They be calling him Hassle. Bull-headed. Chowder-white. Some six-three, maybe six-four. Heavyset. Late thirties. Aryan Way tats.
From Wayne the Ex-Cop


Hassle was a “bucket trustee”. That meant he was a long-time prison inmate, possibly a lifer. Rather than do his sentence in the state pen, he worked at the police station, mopping floors and keeping the lawn trim.
That meant he gotta get the cops off when they needa blow a nut, as well as sometimes whoeversoelse was walking around town with a uncontrollable stiffy. Better to let Hassle get ’em off than have ’em groping waitresses and nice girls.
From Wayne the Ex-Cop
Now Wayne remembered him well. Those colorful tattoos was German quotes in gothic letters, iron crosses and swastikas. He claimed before that he weren’t a Nazi. He done join the Aryan Way in prison, before he got this trustee job. Wayne weren’t sure he believed Hassle wasn’t a real Nazi.
It was believable enough though. Wayne ain’t much care. He wouldn’t leave Hassle alone with a little Jewish girl, let’s leave it at that.
From Wayne the Ex-Cop


In the back cell, the biggest, there was a well-furnished cell. Inside sat a cuehead Hassle. He was tall and stacked with corded muscles, and he glowered at the assembled wrestlers. Something about him was offputting to them — he had a big square face, no neck and a broad body covered with scars and swastika tattoos. His flat mien made the wrestlers all fall silent and awkward.
They were quieter than ever. Not even Coach Marshall could get them that quiet. It was those white-power tattoos that did it.
Some of them was bigger than Hassle, but they all sensed he could and would kick their asses if he wasn’t a trustee. Being a trustee meant he was a prison lifer, he just worked off his sentence here at the local precinct. He mopped floors and mowed lawns.
From Marshall the Coach
It was Hassle — an Aryan skinhead who was the trustee here at the jail and who Buck knew. They’d met a year or two back. Hassle was big and broad, but his head and chest were hairless and his skin was as pale as a piglet.
From Buck the Ex-Con


There, mopping the floor, was a tall, burly and broad-shouldered white man with a shaved head and a thick square jaw like Buck’s. He wore workpants and a denim shirt that read TRUSTEE in big block letters above his heart.
From Aroused by Ex-Cons
He was a bull-headed man with portentous tattoos, including a bright red swastika upon his back. He was muscular and broad-shouldered, and he put out ignore even when t’was clear Buck was staring at him.


A muscular man with a shaved head came to the cell bars in that other cell at the back of the jailhouse. He was solid as bricks, arms like steel girders, shoulders broader than a doorway. He wasn’t as tall as Jimmy, but he was cut, while Jimmy was more meaty. Anyway, his size wasn’t what Jimmy focused on, once his eyes focused on the man.
It was his tattoos.
Specifically, the iron cross on his neck and the swastika on his bicep.
You could tell Hassle been in prison a long time cuz his skin was pale as plaster — he was chowder white fer real, in ‘tween the colorful swastikas and German words. His asscheeks in particular ain’t seed the sun in decades. Buck do skimp to starkers off and on, so’s his own booty got a tan to it.
From Buck the Workin’ Man

Barry’s cell

Hassle’s cell was the last one on the left. It was bigger than the others, and it had a small teevee, a chair and personal photos, clothes and shelves all over. The other cells were unfurnished except for a toilet and sink.
From Marshall the Coach

The only cell with a’rythang in it was Hassle’s, the last one on the left. T’was outfitted with a bunk covered in nice blankets and pillows, a bean-bag chair, a writing desk with pictures of his daughter upon it and a mirror aside the sink and toilet.
From Buck the Workin’ Man
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The Alpha Jock & the Trustee: Jimmy is a college football jock whose throbbing stiffy distracts him and gets him into trouble… Lucky for him, the local cops keep a trustee ready for just this sort of need. His name is Hassle, a muscle-bound Aryan who will do as he is told, even if that means getting Jimmy off time and time again! Can Jimmy handle the man-on-man action he’s in for?
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