Elvin

Elvin is a college student.

Elvin was barely a nigga. Lightskin as a towel and about as tough, he was a suburban nitwit with an afro like an African, shit, Thumper wanna strangle him. He talked like a lawyer, and he snort-laughed like a piglet… Elvin was a pussy-ante half-a-wuss kinda nigga with celery sticks for arms, but he ain’t seem like a rapist or a thug or nothing like that. He claimed to be a pre-med student at the University of Maryland… Elvin sat there watching teevee like a goddamn fool, lightskin as fuck, looking like somebody locked a proper nigga in a tank of confidence-sapping bleach for a couple decades. He was paltry as any honky.

From Thumper the Bodyguard