Tony Camparelli

Tony is an inmate. His niece is Skyler.

Descriptions

Tony was a good guy, li’l as vittles, ‘specially fer prison, but he was nice. He only came up to Buck’s belly. He was strong as hell fer his size though, built like a portion of gorilla. He got shoulders as broad as Buck despite his short height… He carried a punchy stawk from Staten Island, like e’rythang he said was a boxing match he was winning… Tony wasn’t really much of a prettyboy. He got prettyboy hair though, like a Eyetalian, and he was young and the girlies came running to him, Buck assumpted, despite his shortness. He got dimples and a round face, round as a pea. That rose tattooed on his neck made him seem like a romantic to Buck. He got willowy eyes, t’was why. He looked like a poet, a overgrowed poet — not overgrowed in height, cuz he was short, barely taller’an his niece, but broadly muscled. His muscles ain’t fit him, like he was sposedta be a hungry poet but accidentally ate too much protein and forgot to scribble down any sonnets.

From The Redneck Ex-Con, Cellmate Memories and Overwhelming Manhood