He was round but strong, broad-shouldered, with plenty of muscle beneath a mountain of padding. His gait was thick and heavy, like a dreary donkey, but he brimmed with confidence like a stallion. He was heavily tattooed, with looping lines and whorls running up from his arms onto his neck. He had a thick beard too, dangling well below his neck, making him look like a biker.
From The Fat Redneck