Edgar Hack

One man, Edgar Hack, was stark naked, standing there and shaking his asscheeks — apparently as part of some sort of joke. He shook his ass like a stripper, though he was thick and chunky and hairy, with a rough mustache and dirty blonde mullet. His dick hung free. Edgar was barrel-shaped, with that delightfully raunchy mustache like a 70s porn-star.

From The Driller