Greg Hardesty

Greg is a young man.

Greg was young, just eighteen, and sandy blond, with a trim, sleek body like a runner. He was a sheltered suburban brat, Tyrell suspected, judging from the smoothness of his face and his anxious look as he settled down on a bunk at the other end of the room. Tyrell licked his teeth. That blond honky looked like his daddy was a cop. Tyrell knew that was ridiculous, you couldn’t tell a honky’s dad by looking at him.
But Greg got that look about him, and he got skinny little legs beneath a booty that must be tighter than a locked cell.

From Tyrell the Ex-Con

That’s when he saw a hunky-dory whiteboy with a big fat head of blond hair like a girl, like a pretty girl who don’t know how slutty she is. He was slim but thick-butted, and you just know he was pink under them clothes. Thumper could dig a pink whiteboy. He was marble-hard too. Nice. That hunky-dory marble-hard returned from the shower, carrying his shower shit in a cute plastic basket like a female might have on her bike. His phone was in there too, in a plastic baggie so it don’t get wet. He like a whiteboy with a name no nigga has. That got him hard. Betcha Greg got a sexy mama too. That kinda whiteboy always do. She prolly crackerlicious, with sinkwater-blonde hair and tits that sag at the perfect angle. Hmm-hmm! If she got ass like her son, she be perfect. Bet she do gobble up nigga dicks, gobble ’em up like chicken nuggets. White people love nuggets.

From Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil