Tag: breasts

Both was correct in they own fashion.

B’fore a’ry of ’em knewed it, they drawers was off, and Buck and Deon played with they dingdongs absent-minded-like as they debated the movie’s story. There was a blonde and a brunette. Deon suggested a nigga stay preferring the blonde cuzza her ass, which was like perky possums in a paira pouches, while Buck said the brunette, she got bigger tits, like tasty volleyballs they was. Both was correct in they own fashion.

“Hell yeah, you can tell she puts out too!” Deon said. He stood up outta his camp chair, but that don’t even really make him much taller. Even standing, he was shorter’an the seated Buck. Deon jabbed a finger at the screen. “Whoop that! Fuckin’ white bitches, man, they let you know when they wanna fuck! That bitch wanna fuck!”

B’fore a’ry of ’em knewed it, they drawers was off, and Buck and Deon played with they dingdongs absent-minded-like as they debated the movie’s story. There was a blonde and a brunette. Deon suggested a nigga stay preferring the blonde cuzza her ass, which was like perky possums in a paira pouches, while Buck said the brunette, she got bigger tits, like tasty volleyballs they was. Both was correct in they own fashion.

From Buck on Bottom

Like pairs of pitchers’ mounds.

She wore a low-cut dress — low-cut over the tits and low-cut over the ass too — she got cleavage at both ends.

“Hmm, sugar, you two look cute enough to eat up!” said this thick black woman who sat down with ’em then. She was one of ’em for sure. She wore a low-cut dress — low-cut over the tits and low-cut over the ass too — she got cleavage at both ends.
Nice cleavage too. Like pairs of pitchers’ mounds.

From Wojo the Bricklayer

disruptionating

Shanaiyah that the good Lord already knows about her ladyparts.

She shouldn’t be wearing nothing like that to church, Malcolm thought. He’d have Emma Jean Bartlebee tell Shanaiyah that the good Lord already knows about her ladyparts, she ain’t gotta show ’em off in God’s house. Her curves be disruptionating the whole congregation.

From Malcolm the Burly Black Daddy

Temptations all over like tits on a trampoline

Concerts is for drink-a-linking and druggie-do-dos, every concert got temptations all over like tits on a trampoline!

He wanna go to a concert and a party afterwards, whoopty-woo. That was prime temptation territory, Steel knew that cuz he was a wise nigga. Concerts is for drink-a-linking and druggie-do-dos, every concert got temptations all over like tits on a trampoline!

From Steel & the Whiteboy Skater

Tits that sag

I said she got tits that sag like a hump on a dyin’ camel.

“Shit, Avery, you ‘member Wilma, right?”
“Uh-huh.” Avery wasn’t listening. He checked and counted the poinsettias.
“Well, she got real salty at me on account of my buddy Trapper told her I said she got tits that sag like a hump on a dyin’ camel,” Wilson said.

From Macho Alphas

Soft as saxophone sounds

Thumper done spent decades in prison, but he knew a pair of naturals when he peeped ’em, and them two, they was naturals.

She was a beautiful blonde, easily the sexiest in Lipsweet. She got tits that ain’t quit — and they was all natural, for sure. Thumper done spent decades in prison, but he knew a pair of naturals when he peeped ’em, and them two, they was naturals. He whistled when she bared ’em bright and bouncy, and then he passed her three twenties so he could dive between ’em and suck on each nipple. They was creamy and soft as saxophone sounds.

From Thumper the Mover

Bits of tits!

Most ’em was spilling bits of tits outta those stringy things.

They was pretty young things fresh outta high school — all legal age, but Thumper was old enough they felt too young to look at. Did girls get younger while he was locked up? He was them girls’ age when he got arrested, but they looked younger than he ever felt. Girls before ain’t look like girls now, he thunk. Most ’em was spilling bits of tits outta those stringy things. Mr. Gregarian musta ain’t never seen Miriam’s bikini or he’d-a blowed up.

From Thumper the Booty Bandit

They was naturals too, a nigga could tell

Thumper been in prison cells smaller than them things.

Thumper’s dick was already part-hard cuzza all the females in the beauty salon. Some of them was slamming! There was one bitch in there with giant knockers, shit, Thumper been in prison cells smaller than them things. They was naturals too, a nigga could tell.

From Thumper the Bodyguard

Tits is nice nowadays!

Men gonna be paw-paw yumming all over her in that thing. Thumper snuck peeks at her pair in the mirror. They was jiggling up and down like untrained seals.

Men gonna be paw-paw yumming all over her in that thing. Thumper snuck peeks at her pair in the mirror. They was jiggling up and down like untrained seals.
Tits is nice nowadays! The real ones anyway. Sweet as glazed ham! Lotta ’em was fake though. Miriam’s daddy owned a strip club, Lipsweet, where Thumper worked the door. The bitches there got fake ones, mosta ’em. The fake ones don’t jiggle right, they move like robots executing a jiggle maneuver. Real ones just jiggle. Miriam got real ones. Tits like a summer night.

From Thumper the Bodyguard