The Raunchy Turkish Oil Wrestler

Rob is desperate for dirty, oily Turkish manmeat, and he’s about to get his fill! That’s because he’s in Turkey taking lessons… and a lot more — from the legendary wrestler Mustafa Mounsir, who’s gonna give Rob the ride of his life!

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Rob nervously waited for his Turkish instructor to arrive. Rob was dressed like a tourist — which he technically was — and sat there nervously watching the lessons going on in front of him. He was at a grassy field in a small, rural town in Turkey, where the locals practiced for an upcoming oil wrestling tournament.
Turkish oil wrestling was a popular sport here. It was a form of wrestling in which the men — the biggest, hairiest, most macho men in all of Turkey — greased each other up with olive oil from head to toe while wearing these loose leather trousers called a kisbet. Then the goal was to gain control of your oil-slippened opponent by holding onto his kisbet. It inevitably required sticking one’s hands down into one’s opponent’s kisbet, feeling their crotch, ass and every other olive oil-stained muscle. As a keen lover of the male form, Rob considered it the ideal sport.
Rob had done a lot of work to find Mustafa, a professional Turkish oil wrestler who didn’t normally teach lessons. Rob didn’t want to take lessons from a normal class, because he greatly desired spending time with Mustafa Mounsir and his msucled chest. Rob’s ideal physique was a large, handsome and hairy man.
A few tourists and a couple locals were practicing their moves with a lean, handsome Turk in the center of the field. He spoke English well and was encouraging, coach-like. He obviously shaved his chest, for one thing, and probably didn’t have any hair on his back by nature. Rob had suspected as much when he learned there was a tourist-oriented oil-wrestling coaching service — he didn’t want a polished Turk shaved and dolled up for Westerners.
He wanted Mustafa Oğuz Mounsir.
His heart started pounding when he saw Mustafa, a big, hulking brute of a man. He was in the heaviest weight class in Turkish oil wrestling, and it showed in his heavy gait, giant barrel-shaped body, his strapping chest and belly, and his broad shoulders. Most importantly for Rob, however, Mustafa also had powerful muscles and endless curls of body hair stretching up from his chest and over his shoulders. Like all Turks, the hair was dense, kinky and broad, and his sweat clung to it. There was little division between his chest hair, armpit hair, leg and arm hairs, back hair, beard hair and head hair.
“Hello, my name is Rob,” he said, followed by a carefully rehearsed Turkish translation.
Mustafa nodded. “You are here for lesson, yes? I am Mustafa Mounsir.” Mustafa’s English was only a little better than Rob’s Turkish, but he managed to introduce himself and begin a lesson. His accent was thick, as spatchcocking as a dressed chicken, while Rob could think of little more than the closeness of his body hair and the heat emanating from his overworked muscles.
After a few minutes of stretching, Mustafa began showing him some moves. It was obvious that Mustafa was not a teacher; he was gruff; he failed to explain what he was doing; he got frustrated when Rob didn’t do everything exactly right. For his part, Rob did not do well — every time he was instructed to place his hands on Mustafa, a shudder of desire and lust coursed through him.
And all they were doing so far was practicing a few simple holds. About halfway through the first lesson, Mustafa said it was time for a scrimmage, and that meant the best part of Turkish oil wrestling was about to happen. Rob had to force his stiffening dick to quiet down as Mustafa brought him to the side of the field where a pitcher of olive oil waited.
“You will rub it on me. Rub it on ev-er-y part,” Mustafa said, over-enunciating his words. “I will do first.”
Rob nodded. He was pretending to have little idea what Turkish oil wrestling was, so he looked surprised when Mustafa’s callused hands spread oil over Rob’s body, extending down into his loose kisbet.
Praying that he wouldn’t get hard yet, Rob didn’t show how arousing he found Mustafa’s hands running up and down his body, even rubbing olive oil inside Rob’s kisbet, on his ass, his cock and balls, all of it, Mustafa didn’t seem bothered by it. That was a core part of Turkish oil wrestling. Mustafa’s rough-fingered hands had probably rubbed oil into a thousand men’s skin.
Then it was Rob’s turn. Mustafa sneered at him — it seemed he didn’t love the idea of giving lessons to a non-Turk. Rob’s hands dripped with olive oil as he touched Mustafa’s back, which was covered in the thick, kinky black hair that extended over most of his torso. He was like a Turkish sasquatch. Rob’s heart pounded as he forced his fingers through a tangled forest of hair on Mustafa’s lower back.
Then he moved around to the chest, where the hair was even thicker, unapologetically dense, and when Rob disturbed it with his fingers, the odor of stale oil and sweat wafted over him. He got the impression Mustafa expected Rob to be disgusted, and Rob decided to play along. He wrinkled his nose, and Mustafa laughed like he was proud of that.
His body wasn’t perfect, which Rob liked. Six-pack abs were nice to look at, but Rob preferred having some meat to grab onto. That described Mustafa perfectly, his powerful chest like a hard slab of iron with a thick layer of padding on top.
Rob’s hands moved back around to his ass, hands slipping under the kisbet. Much to Rob’s delight, Mustafa’s ass was just as hairy as his chest. The hair there was tangled, so Rob moved slowly, caressing olive oil into those big beefy orbs slowly enough that he worked out all the kinks. His fingers crept between the asscheeks, even though he had the feeling actual Turkish oil wrestlers skipped that, and he touched Mustafa’s quivering hot asshole.
Then he reached underneath Mustafa’s ass, hands stretching between his thighs to the hairy taint. He stood still in front of Mustafa, so he had to step even closer until his face was pushed up against Mustafa’s hairy pecs, and the flavor of sweat-scented olive oil hit his tongue.
By the time Rob got back to the front, shivering in delight when he touched Mustafa’s sweaty ballsac, Rob was already rock-hard. He moved both his hands to the front of Mustafa’s body, starting with his thighs, which were slick with sweat from being in the hot kisbet. He rubbed olive oil into first one trunk-like thigh, then the other.
He cradled Mustafa’s ballsack with his olive oil-laden fingers, and gave his dick one quick stroke. It was long and so thick Rob couldn’t wrap his fingers around it, uncircumcised with extra flesh that moved along with Rob’s fingers.
At last they were done, and Mustafa arranged them for their first lesson. “Feet like this,” he said gruffly, and Rob played along. “No, like this.” He pushed Rob into position.
Having no idea how to defend himself, Rob was on his ass as soon as Mustafa started wrestling. The bigger man had both of his hands down Rob’s kisbet, gripping the leather from inside. The top side of his palms touched Rob’s dick, but Mustafa gave no sign of noticing Rob’s growing erection.
Then they did the same again, and again. Rob managed to dodge Mustafa for a few seconds, but he couldn’t defend himself in any way. He hadn’t given the wrestling part of Turkish oil wrestling much thought. All Rob cared about was the “rubbing oil into men’s muscles” part.
Soon enough, the lesson was over. Rob didn’t think he had learned much — Mustafa was a lot of things, but a quality pedagogue was not one of them — but he was so horny he couldn’t think, so he was glad to be done anyway. His hardon throbbed in his kisbet.
“You give respect to superior man,” Mustafa said. He folded his arms over his chest. “Instructor, me. Respect, it is to dem-onstr-ate, yes?”
Rob hesitated. They were still in the middle of the field, so he thought Mustafa was asking for a tip, but Rob didn’t have any cash — or anything at all in his kisbet. He tried to explain that, but Mustafa just growled.
“Must give respect.” Mustafa took Rob hand and shoved it into Mustafa’s kisbet. His hand entered the dense thicket of sweat, oil-lubed pubic hair, and there, he felt Mustafa’s hot cock, which his fingers wrapped around.
Terrified at first as he wondered whether he was in trouble, Rob realized Mustafa wanted to get jacked off. Then Mustafa growled again and repeated himself once more. “Amer-icans must have respect!” He barked.
Rob gripped his shaft tight and gave it a stroke. It was hot and thick in his grip, and Rob watched closely to see how his stroke affected Mustafa — not at all, as it turned out. Mustafa gave no signs he noticed Rob rubbing his cock with first one, then both hands.
It was only after several minutes of standing there that Mustafa settled down with a self-satisfied smile, and Rob nervously began stroking his dick. Rob wondered if Mustafa made lots of men jack him off — he’d implied this was what all men should do to show respect to “superior” men. Maybe he made lots of both tourists and wrestlers do the same thing.
In no time Mustafa’s was rock-hard and pulsating between Rob’s fingers. He thought maybe it had gotten half-hard from the wrestling, which made Rob glad. Maybe Mustafa got hard easily. In any case, Mustafa closed his eyes as his cock throbbed in Rob’s grasp, both hands rubbing up and down that veiny dick, still entrapped in Mustafa’s oil-soaked kisbet.
Precum leaked down the shaft and added to the mix of fluids in Mustafa’s crotch. Rob wished he could kneel to get a better whiff, because he could tell he would adore that musty scent, but he thought Mustafa might object.
All at once, Mustafa reached an orgasm visible through his rippling muscles. His dick spasmed as his shoulders tensed, his toes curled, and the hair on his chest stood on end. Mustafa closed his eyes and groaned. He bit his lip.
“Yes, good respect, American cowboy,” he murmured.
All of Mustafa’s muscles tightened at once, and his balls crawled up in his sweat-slickened sac. Rob kept on stroking it even as the cum shot out and coated the inside of the kisbet, not to mention Rob’s hand and wrist.
Another vast wad of jizz spurted out. That first cumwad made it to the edge of his kisbet and the underside of Mustafa’s belly, while the rest of his load only got to the waistband. It coated every inch of Rob’s hand, and still more kept jetting out. Mustafa groaned and moaned, looking surprised like he thought this wouldn’t happen, and his knees went weak. He stood up straight again though.
When he thought he had drawn out all of that nut, Rob pulled his cum-streaked hand out and looked at it, wishing he could lick it clean. But he just stared at it as though he was disgusted and followed Mustafa into the dugout, hoping Mustafa still believed him to be an ordinary tourist.
“You come tomorrow,” Mustafa said without looking back. “I continue lesson. Keep paying.”
Rob nodded. Mustafa stopped at the entrance to the dugout. He frowned and furrowed his eyebrows, and Rob got the message. He walked away. The dugout, it seemed, was only for real Turkish oil wrestlers, not tourists.
Though he wished he could suck all the jizz off his hand, Rob was intensely attuned to the audience around, watching the other tourists take lessons from the handsome Turk. They would surely notice him licking jizz off his hands, so he simply hurried away without cleaning it off. He waited until he got back to his hotel room, and only then did Rob wash his hands.
After that, Rob was tired and thought he’d go to bed early. He had to get up in the morning tomorrow for his second lesson from Mustafa, but for now, he had nothing else to do. He wasn’t even hungry, but once he laid down in bed, he wasn’t tired anymore either. He thought having something to eat would help, so he went out of his room to find a quick bite.
“Rob! Rob!”
He heard his name being shouted from the hotel parking lot. Rob didn’t know what was happening, but he ran out the door, thinking he was in trouble.
ustafa was on the ground floor near Rob’s car and screaming Rob’s name. “Rob Win-throp! Rob Win-throp!”
“Mustafa?”
Mustafa saw him then and swayed drunkenly on his thick legs. He headed up the stairs towards Rob’s room, which was when Rob noticed the whorish woman following him. Mustafa grinned when he got to Rob’s door.
“I am very poor,” Mustafa said.
“Okay…”
The prostitute hurried in then. She looked bored as she laid down on the bed and spread her legs. Rob nervously watched.
“I do not have enough money for paying for girl sex,” Mustafa said. “But this girl will kiss.”
“Okay…” Rob still didn’t understand what Mustafa wanted.
“So you will do vagina?”
Rob blushed and looked at the whore. “Nothing personal, ma’am. You have a nice one, I’m guessing. It’s just not for me.”
“No, not you. I do not buy sex for you,” Mustafa said, scoffing at the suggestion. He took off his shirt then and shrugged. His big hairy shoulders flexed, which made Rob’s cock jump to attention in his pants.
The whore said something in Turkish. It sounded like a joke, but Mustafa barked something back at her. He was offended by it. Mustafa turned back to Rob and said, “She does not like hairy back. She says she will charge me less money if it is shaved. But I do not want to shave it. It makes itching.”
“Okay…” Rob said. “I think it’s your best quality.” He kissed Mustafa on one meaty shoulder, and the whore squealed in disgust as Rob sucked the sweat off his hairs. The acrid-sweet flavor of stale olive oil hit Rob’s tongue, reminding him of their oil-lubed practice; it seemed to have suffused into Mustafa’s skin.
“You are dis-gus-ting,” Mustafa said. But he didn’t make any effort to move away as Rob licked his back clean. Beneath the thick mat of fur, his back was strapping and firmly corded with muscle. Then Mustafa said, “Okay? We are agreement?”
Rob hesitated. He still didn’t understand what Mustafa wanted. “I’m not sure…”
Mustafa shook his head and pushed Rob to the ground at the foot of the bed. Then Mustafa spoke to the whore and kicked off his pants. He flopped his soft but thick uncut manhood between his fingers, and smiled as he approached the bed.
He fed his dick into Rob’s mouth. He tasted of old olive oil and overwhelmingly of stale sweat. He stank of body odor but it smelled like he had attempted to cover it up with a scent that was not exactly cologne-like, more as though he had bathed in incense.
Rob swallowed it the best he could. Above his head, he heard kissing and finally realized what Mustafa was doing — he didn’t couldn’t pay the prostitute for vaginal sex, so he was paying her to simply make out with him while Rob mouthed his dick. Mustafa sucked on her tits and fingered her pussy, his dick quickly growing rock-hard in his pants.
She suddenly exclaimed something in Turkish. It sounded like she was offended, and Rob looked up to see her getting off the bed. Mustafa pleaded with her in Turkish but he stood there with his dick in Rob’s mouth the whole time. He turned his body and Rob moved with him.
“Bana geri dön.”
“Sizin geri brüt ve tüylü!”
She slammed the door behind herself, and Mustafa sat on the edge of the bed, his dick still throbbing in Rob’s mouth — Rob had to twist his body to remain in position as Marcus sat down. He looked almost ready to cry, Rob thought.
“What’s wrong? What happened?” Rob asked, holding onto the thick prick in both hands.
He sighed. “She does not like my back. She say it is gross.”
Rob stood up and kissed him on the shoulder. He played with a few of the hairs in his mouth. “She doesn’t know what she’s missing.” He let his lips drop lower on Mustafa’s back, and licked all the way from his shoulder to the small of his back.
Mustafa shuddered, whether from ticklishness or disgust or both, Rob didn’t know. But Mustafa didn’t stop him as Rob bathed his hairy back in spit. His hair was matted to his muscles then, and Rob moved onto his chest.
He sucked on each hairy nipple until it was erect in his mouth, and Mustafa moaned. But Rob got the impression that this was becoming too pervy for Mustafa, too close to making out, so he quickly dropped back down and swallowed his dick again.
It seemed the nippleplay had reawakened his hardon, which throbbed with desire in Rob’s throat. Rob soaked the shaft with his spit and let it spill out of his mouth into his hairy crotch.
He said something in Turkish too fast for Rob to catch, but he got the feeling it was something like get deeper on it, bitch, because Mustafa then began pounding his dick into Rob’s throat. He chuckled when Rob gagged but he didn’t slow down.
It was a violent throating down, though nothing Rob couldn’t handle. He loved it when machos treated his head like a sex toy. He wished he could widen his throat to accommodate the man’s entire hairy cock.
In no time, he felt the man’s balls crawl up in his sac, and the familiar sour flavor of cum hit his tongue. Rob moaned as he swallowed jet after jet of creamy juice, which had a curious aftertaste that Rob couldn’t quite place — it was almost humus-like, he thought, with a delicious spiciness.
Finally it was done, but Mustafa kept his dick in Rob’s mouth as he used one brutish hand to squeeze out the last few drops of cum.
“Ah, your mouth is woman,” Mustafa said with a sigh. “Good.” He then cleaned himself up enough to leave and exited the hotel room without another word aimed at Rob. That did not surprise Rob. Mustafa was the kind of alpha who saw no need to talk to his bitch. That was why Rob liked him and women did not.
The next morning was another lesson, and Rob found that Mustafa changed his attitude towards him. He was outright kind, and he actually treated Rob like a girlfriend — when no one was watching. At the gym, Rob watched him workout and brought him water, acting like a personal trainer or assistant, though he didn’t know how to do anything of the sort.
Whenever they were alone, however, Mustafa felt up Rob’s ass and even kissed him on the cheek a few times. He grabbed Rob’s hand and shoved it into his shorts with a grin, and he often played with Rob by moving closer and closer to him as they talked, until eventually Rob was pinned against a wall and squashed by Mustafa’s massive, hairy chest.
Then if they were interrupted by someone, Mustafa would either scurry away or even slap Rob lightly, then say something insulting in Turkish. In this country, it was considered acceptable for a boss or coach to be cruel and even mildly abusive, so nobody was surprised to see Mustafa bullying Rob.
When Rob told him that his trip was almost done and that Rob would be leaving Turkey soon, Mustafa was sad. He smiled at Rob and said, in broken English, “I will be missing your mouth. It is very nice for me.”
“I’ll be missing your… Well, your everything,” Rob said. He blushed.
Mustafa stood up. “You come to field tonight. Goodbye present.” Then he walked away.
Rob was glad to see he had made a friend of sorts, then went back to his hotel to pack. He never ended up using most of what he brought because he spent all his time worshiping Mustafa’s body.
When the time came, he made his way back to the Turkish oil wrestling field. He was surprised to see a half-dozen wrestlers already there, wearing their kisbets. They weren’t greased up yet, however.
Mustafa held out the oil pourer for him, and Rob took it as he approached. Mustafa grinned and handed him a kisbet. “This for you. Since you are new, you are having to put oil on men. It is rule for rookies. I know you will like.” He gestured towards the other wrestlers, all of whom were big and hairy like Mustafa. “Then we all wrestle. You lose, you lick ass. Yes?”
Rob was already rock-hard and he couldn’t quite concentrate enough to say yes, but Mustafa seemed to understand what he wanted to say. Rob hurriedly put the kisbet on and poured some oil into his hands.
He gripped Mustafa’s hairy body and began massaging the oil in. The other wrestlers milled about, talking and leering at Rob — normally Turkish oil wrestlers greased their opponent up, that was tradition, but it seemed they also made the new guy do it when they had a rookie. So the more experienced wrestlers spoke to Rob in Turkish but in a way that suggested they were being intimidating, no doubt telling Rob how badly he would lose.
Of course Rob was desperate to lose. He had no real chance of winning anyway, but he certainly didn’t want to. slurping all these Turkish studs’s asses? He couldn’t think of a better way to end his trip.
When Mustafa was done, Rob moved onto rubbing oil into the skin of the the next man, Kaan Gözübüyük. He was taller and leaner than Mustafa, but he was just as hairy. The thick black curly hairs extended up from his ass and down from his shoulder, stretching to almost, but not quite, meet in the middle. He had a fat face — he wasn’t fat, but he had a big face with a wide nose, wide mouth, wide chin, his face just went on forever.
The man after him was burly and paunchy, Cenk Dal, who was maybe the strongest there. He had biceps the size of Rob’s torso and a thick scar that ran over his back. The scar was the only part of his back that had no hair growing on it, and indeed, his whole body was just as hairy from head to toe. Rob had to fight back the urge to lick the scar from ass to shoulder.
Then came a young man, Ömer Pamuk, easily the youngest of the seven Turks there. He was handsome and charming, and he seemed distinctly uncomfortable at being touched by a man. He also appeared to shave his chest and back, but his lower neck was untrimmed, so the hair extended well into his back.
Then the wrestling began. This was an informal match, so they simply paired off and began. Mustafa acted as a coach, yelling encouragement (or so Rob assumed) in Turkish. The big men Cenk and Kaan fought; that left the young man, Ömer, who was about Rob’s size, so they were a good match.
Rob was knocked flat-footed when Ömer came at him, and he barely managed to stay upright. He couldn’t quite grip Ömer’s body, which was lean and toned, with not an ounce of fat anywhere. He had no grip due to the greasy olive oil.
Ömer’s hands were in Rob’s pants and holding onto the kisbet, but Rob managed to separate from him. He plunged his own hands down Ömer’s pants and grunted in shock when his hand gripped Ömer’s long, thick cock. Ömer didn’t seem to notice, as his hands clutched Rob’s asscheeks.
Then it was all over. As suddenly as it began, Ömer had Rob pinned. He couldn’t move a muscle, all he could do was submit until Mustafa declared the match over.
That was it. The three winners (Ömer, Kaan and Cenk) congratulated each other as they all hurried to the stone dugout on the edge of the field. They were chanting at Rob, no doubt telling him to perform his loserly duty.
Mustafa spoke in clipped English. “They think you bet ass-slurping. I tell them you thought American cowboy can win any sport.”
As soon as they got into the dugout, they dropped their kisbets to reveal bare asses and densely hairy holes. They catcalled back to Rob, who pretended to be embarrassed and disgusted. He heard a few words that sounded like “American”, so he thought these men liked the idea of humiliating an American. He even heard something that sounded like yank, though he had no idea if that was really what they said.
He had lost to Ömer, so Rob kneeled behind him first. Ömer had the smoothest ass as well, so it would make sense if he were straight to start there. He made a loud sound that he hoped came across as disgusted, but luckily they were all facing away — they seemed to think it was too disgusting to watch.
As soon as his tongue hit Ömer’s asshole, Ömer jerked and exclaimed something that made the others laugh. Rob jabbed his tongue in and felt around. The olive oil was fruity and sweet, mixed with the acrid and bitter flavor of Ömer’s ass-sweat.
His hands reached around to Ömer’s dick, which was already rock-hard. It throbbed between his fingers and instantly leaked precum. Ömer must have really been enjoying the rimjob, Rob thought.
The feeling of submission to alpha male domination flooded Rob — this was precisely what he had been hoping to find in Turkey. He felt like his tongue was plunging straight into a grimy whirlpool of manhood, and he could feel its juices dripping down his throat.
Ömer jumped around without warning and slammed his dick into Rob’s mouth. He only barely made it before shooting a puddle of cum down Rob’s gullet. He laughed as he did so, embarrassed at having cum so soon.
The brothers were next. They were moderately hairy and had nice bubble-butts, and Rob worshiped all four orbs with his tongue before plunging inside. He tasted first one grimy hole, then the other — they were lined up ass-to-ass so Rob could go quickly from one to the other, while he used each hand on one cock.
He was so intent on licking them both that he almost didn’t notice Mustafa getting behind him. He said something in Turkish that Rob suspected meant I’m gonna make you my prison-punk, or something along those lines, and it made the other men say something surprised. They all had a brief conversation about it, but Mustafa didn’t slow down at all.
His dick pushed into Rob’s ass, and he relentlessly kept going — the oil was as effective a lube as he was willing to use, it seemed, and Rob was glad to have a little pain. He always enjoyed that.
The brothers turned around at once and both pushed their dicks into Rob’s mouth. It didn’t seem anyone saw it as weird for them to be jousting like that.
They both came nearly at once, shooting a thick and creamy loud that Rob held in his mouth for a minute. He savored the flavor and the hotness, then let it slide down his throat.
Kaan and Cenk were next, the two biggest guys here, both covered in fur. Rob reached up and caressed their hairy backs as he made love to each asshole in turn with his tongue. They both grunted like pigs every time Rob’s tongue reached their spongy prostates. Meanwhile Mustafa plowed into Rob’s relentlessly, uncaring of how it made Rob feel. Rob exclaimed in pain but it just made Mustafa laugh and gyrate harder with each passing thrust.
That continued for what felt like hours, Rob ripped open from behind by Mustafa’s massive cock, his tongue darting between the sweathair-choked asses of Kaan and Cenk. The handsome young one Ömer backed off when it got serious like that, but he had already cum, so Rob did not miss him. He slathered the other two’s ass cracks in spit, and his hands snaked around their bodies to the body hair jungles of their crotches. He stroked their hardons the best he could with Mustafa ramming him up behind like an elephant.
“Oh god, stick it in me, Mustafa!” Rob cried out. Mustafa seemed too engrossed in his own pleasures to pay attention to Rob’s words., or maybe he had forgotten English, but in any case, he gave no sign of hearing Rob’s demand. He kept at it regardless, and each thrust of his dick caused a ripple of his muscles and a jolt of both pleasure and pain to strike up Rob’s sppine.
“I am to cum,” Kaan murmured, barely audible over Mustafa’s bestial panting. He took Rob’s head out of Cenk’s ass so he could turn around plow his cock down Rob’s throat. Rob gagged uncontrollably, but that only made the others cheer and smack his tender ass. Cenk stroked himself off and reached orgasm along with Kaan.
They both filled up Rob’s mouth with their creamy seed, and sneered down at him with disgust in their eyes. Rob swallowed every drop and showed them his empty mouth. Most of it spilled out over onto his face. He frotted both dicks together as they limpened and he slurped on the cocktips that whole time, his body rocking back and forth with the power of Mustafa’s rams.
At last Mustafa picked Rob up and dragged his body up and down on his shaft, so Mustafa stood still and Rob was forced up and down on his shaft like some cheap fleshlight. Mustafa’s shaft throbbed in his intestines until he finally reached orgasm.
Hot cum sprayed to every inch of Rob’s body, coating his intestines. Some of it dripped down Rob’s thigh, making a hot, stinking mess on the floor. Jet after jet of it filled him up, more than Mustafa had shot up til now. Rob felt it seeping into his flesh, and he moaned out loud, as he finally shot his own wad onto the floor as well.
A great surge of relief wracked his body when Mustafa removed his cock at last. Mustafa snorted. Rob moaned. Rob lay sprawled-out on the floor. When he moved his body, it reawakened his climax and sent a twinge of both pain and ecstasy through his body once more. His ass ached. He cried out, and he lay still there, exulting in the aftershocks of his orgasm.
The men quickly walked away, leaving Rob there on the floor in a puddle of fluids and bliss. Mustafa was last, and as he left, he said, “You hire again. More lessons. Much to learn.”

The Short-Order Cook

Avery is at a diner when the massively hunky cook catches his eye. A hundred dollars later, Avery gets wrecked by this studly giant of a man in the rear pantry, which both is and is not a euphemism! Can Avery both get a full behind and a full belly?

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Avery darted through the woods, cum still drying on his lips. He was stark naked, but he carried his clothes with him, so he stopped behind a tree to get dressed. He had lost the Texan and his buddies, he was pretty sure.
His heart raced, his mind fleeting as he tried to come up with what to do next— go home? Or stay and play? The cruising spot in the woods had gotten rough, but the Texan was gone from it now. Maybe he could return in a few minutes.
He wiped his face off and swallowed down the last few drops of cum he could get to. His own dick was hard, or at least half-hard still — he hadn’t had enough time to get his own nut off; he was saving himself for a big finale, which had never happened.
There was a street up ahead, he saw it and headed that way. He hoped he didn’t look like too gross, with jizz in his hair and stuck to his ears. He didn’t have a mirror so it was impossible to be sure. He wiped himself off as thoroughly as he could manage.
Avery was in downstate Illinois. He passed a state trooper car in a parking lot abutting the woods. Avery thought about leaving the woods for the road, but he didn’t want to do that near the police car. It was theoretically possible that the Texan had called the police, and maybe the cops were looking for him.
That seemed unlikely. The Texan was at the cruising spot doing the same thing Avery was doing. Why would he call the police?
But still, there was no reason to tempt fate, so Avery simply walked through the woods avoiding the cop car. The officer inside was watching drivers on the road and paid Avery no notice.
The forest was dense with underbrush and Avery found the going difficult. His backside was still sore from his escapades with the Texan and, prior to him, a gaggle of Mexicans, who were enjoyable but rough. He and the Mexicans were interrupted by the Texan — or the man in a cowboy hat with a Texan accent anyway, Avery was thinking of him as “the Texan” — who cornholed Avery up the duff till he cried and begged for more. Afterwards, he got violent. Avery had to run off. Avery hadn’t done anything illegal, but he high-tailed it out of there anyway, so he never got to stroke his own self off. He had been waiting to finish off the Mexicans first.
Finally, he found a secluded road and followed it. He kept a little ways off the actual shoulder of the road, so he could hide behind a tree if anyone came past. No one did. This was one of Illinois’s rural routes that saw like two cars a day.
Soon the rural route connected with a less rural route — which was paved — and then that came to a state highway, which was downright civilized. At that point, Avery looked like any other derelict walking along the side of the road. A trim, well-dressed derelict with jizz in his hair. Or maybe not, he was pretty sure he got all the jizz out. Well, not all of it, but all of the visible jizz. He wasn’t gonna look like a cumrag to any strangers, at the very least.
That was good, because Avery soon came to a roadside diner, which was smack dab at an intersection between the state highway and yet another rural route that was a dusty road. The diner was scrutably named “The Dusty Road”.
And it looked homey enough, clean enough and devoid enough of violent post-orgasmic Texans, so Avery decided to stop there. It was as likely a spot as any to relax for awhile. He went in and was instantly struck by two things.
First and foremost, the short-order cook cut a commanding figure. He was well over six feet tall, built like an ox with strapping chest muscles that flexed and rippled and writhed like a barrel of snakes beneath his thin white shirt, which was too small for his giant frame. The sleeves ended midway down his fleshy arms. He was black as plums, his very dark skin gleaming in parts with sweat and splattering grease from the grill afront him. With a dour, frowny look on his roundness, he scooped up a heap of fried eggs and put them on a plate next to a mound of hash browns. He rang the little bell.
The second thing Avery noticed was the waitress. She was a young, pretty girl with the face of an ugly girl, her head buried in her hands as she sobbed with two other girls who did not appear to work here. The waitress was trying to tell some story through her tears. The other diners were trying not to stare. The cook seemed unperturbed. The sobbing waitress wailed, and her powder blue uniform jiggled.
Avery stood in the doorway, not entirely sure what to do. Did you just go right to a table? Or was that crying waitress supposed to show him to a table? He didn’t want to seem like an ass. The waitress didn’t notice him.
In any case, it seemed she wasn’t going to do anything, so Avery just sat down at the counter. That short-order cook muscled arm-flesh jiggled and worked up and down as he finished the second of a pair of platees. That sleeveless shirt was utterly soaked in sweat. It looked like it had been white at one point, but now it was dingy gray like mopwater, and it probably stank like armpits and pancake batter. Avery wanted to suck it clean.
The short-order cook glanced at Avery, then rolled his eyes. He was about to ding the little bell again to signify that the fried eggs and the waffles he had made were finished. But he eyed the sobbing waitress — whose nametag read Polly — that petite white girl with light brown hair, and it was clear she was in no mood to deliver a meal. The cook sighed. He took the plate of eggs and waffles himself to a table near the bathrooms, where a pair of businessmen openly eyed the waitress.
Then the cook approached Avery. He curtly licked his teeth. “Whatchoo want, suh?”
Avery said, “I’d like to look at a menu.” He avoided starting at the crying waitress and also at the cook’s powerful body. That left few directions for Avery’s gaze, and he looked down at the countertop.
The cook snarled and grabbed a menu. “Whatevuh you want, suh.” He tossed the menu in front of Avery, then returned to his spot at the blacktop.
Avery took a few minutes to relax. He perused the menu, but it was exactly what he had expected — typical diner slop. He could have guessed every single thing on the menu.
It was going to be difficult to proposition this middle-aged black man with the tastiest-looking chest in Illinois, Avery thought, with a weeping white girl just a few yards away. It was distracting. From what Avery got through the girl’s tears, she had been on a date with a boy who got handsy, and she was upset because he had seemed like a nice guy.
She can’t cry forever, can she? Girls can though, they have an infinite supply of tears. She’s got two friends comforting her. This could never end. It’s really ruining the anonymous-groping vibe I was hoping for. Avery glanced at the girl and smiled. Wish I was still cruising. He hoped he didn’t look like a creep. He wasn’t flirting with her, he really wasn’t. Some girls assume anyone who looks at them is flirting. Would she like it or dislike it if a flamboyant stranger came over to comfort her? Dislike it, probably.
Avery ordered a cup of coffee and scrambled eggs — he was on a low-carb diet — and sat there, hoping to get a chance to talk to the short-order cook. Damn the waffles looked good though. And they came with apple butter… Avery could eat apple butter with a spoon.
Eventually the businessman behind Avery finished his meal and got up to leave. Avery didn’t care because he was a sniveling nerdy type, and he was skinny. But Avery noticed him head over towards the waitress, who was now wiping tears off her cheeks and sucking in her sobs.
“Hey, sweetheart, how are you doin’?” the businessman said. He straightened his tie, and his eyes roamed up and down the girl and her friends. “I bet I could turn that frown upside-down. Make you feel good as a spring morning, baby…”
There was a moment of awkward silence. Then the girl covered her face and turn away, and her friend hugged her while glaring at the businessman. They all looked at him accusatorily.
“C’mon, baby, I know you lookin’ to get fresh. Why not lemme give you a hug? My hugs feel right as rain, swear to God-“
“Hey! She ain’t interessed, and she made dat clear!” The short-order cook’s voice boomed, loud enough to make the nearby stack of plates rattle. He came around from the grill into the diner, striding in big long steps, heavy feet stomping on the floor. “So you best get ya cheap-suit ass outta hee-ah!”
“What?!” The businessman’s eyed opened wide. “I won’t be talked to like that by some colored boy-“
“I dunno who you callin’ a boy, cuz this right here is a man, fixinna kick ya ass into next week!” The short-order cook stepped closer to him, grabbed the man by the tie and shoved him out the door.
Avery grinned as he watched. When it was done and the door had swung shut with the businessman on the other side, the cook turned around and glowered. The crying waitress got up and hugged his broadly muscled chest, grimacing a little at the sweat-soaked shirt she had to touch. Her arms weren’t even close to long enough to get all the way around his barrel-shaped frame.
“Oh, thank you, Eddie! You’re so nice! You didn’t have to do that, you know. Will you get in trouble?”
Big Eddie looked nervous about the white girl hugging him, and he looked around to see who was watching — just the entire diner — but he bristled and stood motionless. His deep voice grumbled. “Reckon it’s alright, Polly. Just… tell the police I was doin’ right.”
Avery cleared his throat. “I doubt he’ll go to the police. He was wearing a wedding ring, he wanted to cheat on his wife,” Avery chimed in from the counter.
“That pig!”
“Men are all pigs,” said the waitress’s friend.
The short-order cook, Big Eddie, seemed glad to be finished with the hug. He returned to the grill, which he laboriously scraped clean. Avery watched those big meaty arms shake as he did so, and he caught a glimpse of the man’s muscled chest through the opening in his sleeveless shirt.
Nobody would be allowed to wear a shirt like that in the restaurants up north, Avery thought, not while serving food. They’d be worried about armpit-hair falling into the food. Avery wasn’t worried about that at all, he would have gladly eaten some occasional armpit hair if it meant men like Big Eddie got to wear shirts like that.
There was a freshly moist sweat stain on the back of the shirt, which Avery only made out because he stared so closely. He was entranced by the flexing of the man’s firm-fleshed muscles.
Soon the cook turned around and glanced at Avery again. He stared crossly at the waitress, who was still chatting with her friends. No new customers had come into the diner. Big Eddie said, “You want sumpin’ else, suh?”
Avery pretended he couldn’t hear, and Big Eddie repeated himself. Avery smiled. “Sorry, lemme come closer.” He scooted around the counter into the kitchen in the back.
“You want somethin’ else? You finisht ya eggs.”
“Oh, no, thank you, darling,” Avery said. He smiled. “Actually, that’s not quite true, I do want something else.”
“What?”
“You.” Avery came closer and touched Big Eddie on his fat chest. Big Eddie furrowed his brow. Avery played with the greasy tee shirt’s fabric. “You’re very handsome. Can you get away from the grill for a few minutes? I’ll take you out back — or wherever you want — and let you just destroy me.” Then Avery wasn’t sure he was communicating effectively, so he said, “with your dick. I’ll stroke your dick and you can cornhole me in the ass. I’ll make you feel so good, Big Eddie, you won’t even know what hit you-“
Big Eddie looked taken aback. He seemed open to the possibility, Avery thought, but he didn’t trust Avery.
“How about I help you out some? I’ll give you a hundred dollars,” Avery said.
Big Eddie let out a throaty hollow laugh. He glanced up front at the lack of customers. He called out to the waitress. “Hey! I takin’ mah break.” The waitress said okay, and Big Eddie put one big meaty paw on the back of Avery’s neck. “You is sure nasty, mistuh. You de nastiest white man I e’er sawn.” He led Avery into the back, into a walk-in pantry filled with canned goods, sacs of potatoes, napkins and sundry other items. “No ‘ffense.”
“Oh? Are there black men who jack you off a lot?”
Big Eddie nodded. “Dey don’t pay though. And dey don’t do it like this,” he said. He lit a cigarette and leaned against one of the pantry walls. He just stood there like he expected Avery to do all the work.
“What do you mean?” Avery asked. He pulled Big Eddie’s nasty sweat-marinated tee shirt up, baring a big hairy flat and a well-muscled torso. Avery kissed and slurped on a line from his pecs to his crotch, wrinkling his nose at the intensely fruity, sour scent of his sweat. He slurped up a few drops of moisture.
Big Eddie’s mouth was open. “Dey don’t… They don’t go lickin’ on mah chest and shit, man. What is wrong wit’choo? De like… you know, dey j’st sucks a dingle and all. De makes me wear a nice shirt doh, and I gots to take a shower or dey won’t look at me twice. Make me rub dey shoulders and all. You j’st… do it?”
Avery nodded and giggled. “Why make you wear a nice shirt when I’m just gonna ask you to take it off?”
Big Eddie obediently took off his shirt. “You like big-meat colored boys?”
“I appreciate the physiques of strong men,” Avery said. “Color irrelevant.” He slurped up the sweat from Big Eddie’s well-muscled chest. His right hand snuck under his chest, to Big Eddie’s pants. He undid the belt and let them fall to the floor.
He had on tighty-whiteys, which made Avery lick his lips. Avery slid a hand under the fabric and gripped Big Eddie’s massive dick.
“I love your name,” Avery said. He kissed one of the firm pecs on Big Eddie’s chest. “Has everyone always called you Big Eddie?”
Big Eddie shrugged and chuckled. “Nah. I got that name at the Y.”
Avery didn’t really know what that meant, but he was too horny to ask for more information. His mind processed it slowly though, and he realized later that Big Eddie must have showered at the YMCA because he didn’t have hot water in his home, and the men he showered with there must have been the ones who dubbed him Big Eddie… presumably because they saw something big, something only visible in the showers…
As he sunk to his knees, he licked a trail down Big Eddie’s chest and sucked all the grime and diner-grease he could get off his skin. He tasted like breakfast sausage, Avery thought, plus a little funky and cheesy — probably because he didn’t shower often.
Avery didn’t mind that one bit. He loved his men big, strong and a little dirty — or a lot dirty.
On his knees, that broad chest looming overhead like an awning, Avery popped the tip of Big Eddie’s dick in his mouth. He was already hard, his knobbly dick jamming into Avery’s throat.
He used his ass-muscles to pound his cock into Avery’s mouth. Avery was surprised, not expecting such an aggressive throating so quickly. He relaxed his throat and swallowed every bit of cockmeat that he could. Big Eddie’s body rocked back and forth, shaking the shelves in the supply closet.
“Damn… swallow that deep, yeah… Ooh, you got mouth like silk, baby…”
It was so slick with sweat it was like guzzling saltwater. At first Avery thought Big Eddie had already cum, but he soon realized it was just sweat from working in this unairconditioned diner in heavy pants all day. His balls were positively soaked with moisture, which Avery suckled clean when Big Eddie finally pulled his dick out.
He had been nice to the girl, Avery noticed, but he was hardly chivalrous to Avery — he plowed into Avery’s throat as though punishing him. Avery wondered if that was how everyone was around here — did anyone ever admit in public to enjoying them? Maybe he was mean because he assumed he was supposed to? Or maybe that was just what he thought Avery wanted?
Or maybe, Avery thought, Big Eddie was just plain mean to non-girls. Regardless, Avery didn’t mind one bit. He loved powerful, confident men who plowed into his throat without regard for his gagging and choking. Great gobs of spit spilled out of his mouth and onto the floor of the pantry, while Avery had to grip those massive fleshy asscheeks on Big Eddie’s backside for support. His chest slapped Avery on the forehead.
Soon Avery was forced against the door of the pantry, Big Eddie using his entire body to slam his dick into Avery’s throat. His chest got in the way though, squashing against Avery’s forehead. For a moment, Avery was dizzy and thought he might pass out from lack of oxygen. He clawed at Big Eddie’s fleshy ass.
Then Big Eddie pulled away. “You aw’ight?” His voice was gruff and mean still, but Avery didn’t get the impression he intended it that way. He simply didn’t have much of a nice-man’s voice anywhere in his throat, Avery thought.
He slapped his cock over Avery’s face, chuckling throatily as he did, without even waiting for Avery to answer. Avery gasped for breath and chased Big Eddie’s dick with his mouth playfully. He suckled on those balls again, making Big Eddie gasp.
“Damn, you get nasty wit’ dem balls,” Big Eddie said. “You gonna bend ovuh and grab ya ankles?”
“Hmmmm… Yes,” Avery said, blushing. He tried to scoot out from under Big Eddie, but that chest pinned him against the door. “You gotta let me move-“
Big Eddie snarled and stepped away. He grabbed Avery and tossed him like one of those sacs of potatoes against the shelves. “Bend ovuh, whiteboy. What de fuck is wrong wit’choo?”
Avery bent over and stuck his bare, pale ass high in the air. He leaned against the lower shelf, giving Big Eddie the perfect angle to stick him in the ass. Big Eddie hefted his chest up and flopped it right onto Avery’s ass, leaving a layer of greasy sweat there.
“Ya nasty-ass boy, shit…” Big Eddie growled. “Bet yo’ daddy’s ‘shamed of you…” He spread Avery’s asscheeks and peered at his tight hole. He rammed his pinkie finger in — even that was thick and fat, and it made Avery moan in pain and pleasure.
Then there was a burst of pressure as Big Eddie’s cock slipped into Avery’s ass. It was girthy and meaty, so there was a little pain at first, especially bent over in this awkward position. Avery gritted his teeth as Big Eddie drilled into him.
He was relentless. Big Eddie believed that taking dick in the ass was a profound sin — he didn’t see it as a sin to be on top, simply on the bottom, because the man on top was doing as God intended with his cock — more or less — while the bottom was using his body in a way God never intended. So he saw it as reasonable to be aggressive, like he needed to be God’s hand in punishing his bottoms for their sin.
He plowed in, grimacing when he felt resistance and plowing harder. Soon he was all the way in, rocking Avery back and forth as he plowed into. A loud squishing sound could be heard, which made Big Eddie chuckle.
“Big Eddie! We got a customer!” the waitress’s voice could be heard.
Big Eddie shushed Avery, leaned back and opened the door a crack, so just his face could be seen. “I be up there in a sec, girl. I’s takin’ care of man-business.”
“Oh… Okay…” she said, seemingly aware that there was something in the pantry she wouldn’t want to see. She hurried back to the front.
Big Eddie growled and returned to plowing into Avery, slamming into him so hard Avery oomphed — almost crying out loud, though he managed to subdue it — and went with him to the floor. Big Eddie was so broad-bodied he took up almost the entire space there, and his chest flopped on Avery’s small, delicate back.
Avery could barely breathe, both from the intense pressure in his ass and Big Eddie’s heavy body pressing down on him. Big Eddie’s hot breath condensed on the back of Avery’s head, which Big Eddie gripped tightly to force him in place even as Avery squirmed.
A prostate orgasm arose within Avery, who finally shot his load all across the floor. Big Eddie didn’t even notice that because he was busy with his own growing orgasm.
He snorted and sniffled like an out-of-control horse, pounding at Avery’s body so hard Avery wondered if he would break a bone. Avery submitted, gritting his teeth and slurping on whatever bit of salty flesh he could get in his mouth — he was pretty sure it was one of Big Eddie’s manboobs.
Cum flew into him, huge creamy wads of it, flowing in his ass, seeping into his flesh and making him feel like a big nasty sweat-soaked cumrag. He was covered in fluids from head to toe, including even a few drops of drool that had snuck out of Big Eddie’s lips as he was in the throes of his orgasm.
Avery was soft, covered in fluids, dazed, his sore ass aching as Big Eddie finally rolled off him. There wasn’t quite enough space in the pantry to do that, so Big Eddie had to actually stand up before his dick slipped out of Avery’s ass. He slapped one of Avery’s asscheeks hard.
“Aw’ight, whiteboy, let’s see dat tenduh,” Big Eddie said. He didn’t wait for Avery, who lay limp and gasping on the floor. He pulled Avery’s wallet out of his pocket. Luckily he just took the money he had been promised.
Then he tossed the wallet at Avery’s head. He pulled his pants up and went outside to the kitchen to resume cooking.
“Clean yaself, nasty-ass honky,” Big Eddie said as he left.
Avery basked in the afterglow of his orgasm until he was ready to go. Then he cleaned himself up and headed out. That waitress gave him an odd look. Big Eddie had told her that he was doing “man business” in the pantry. She didn’t know what that was, but she assumed it was like her and menstruation — something only to be discussed with members of the same sex — so she was surprised to see Avery leave soon after Big Eddie did, she didn’t know anyone else had been back there.
For now, all she saw was the strange white man with the messed-up hair and crooked clothes smile at her as he walked out. “Have a nice day!” she said.
“I certainly will, ” said Avery with a smile on his face.

The Raunchy Roughneck

Rob can have his pick of roughnecks, but he knows which one he wants — the filthiest, raunchiest one around! His name is Tex, he’s hairy, sweaty and stinks like man! Can Rob drink his fill of this raunchy roughneck?!

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When Rob arranged for the encounter at Oil Rig Delta-69, an oil rig in a remote part of North Dakota, he was deliberately vague about what he wanted. Roughnecks were one of the easiest kind of guys to mess with — the only hard part was getting to them at their workplaces. When they were off-duty, they plowed into women, no matter how ugly or skanky. But when they were stuck on oil rigs far from civilization, Rob could have his pick — which was a fine way to spend his summer vacation. There was a tradition on oil rigs — you gotta get a nut off wherever you can when the nearest woman is a hundred miles away was how it was put to Rob. That was a tradition he could get behind (or more often, in front of).
The locker room stank to high heaven, which meant Rob was rock-hard from the moment he walked in. He loved the smell of sweat and toil, filth, grease and raunchy bodyjuice. The men were loud and boisterous. He had insisted he get his pick before anyone showered, so the scent was freshly rank.
Space was at a premium, and the locker room was crowded. About fifty hairy, unkempt men were crammed in, asses to elbows. When they saw Rob, everyone fell silent. He squeezed through the crowd as someone began to hoot.
“Who you gonna pick?”
“Pick Albert, he got a big ol’ schlong-“
“Fuck you, man, shut yer mouth.”
But Rob knew whom he wanted. He just wanted to take his time. He brushed past all of the men, most of whom were naked, or at least stripped to their boxers. He snaked his tongue into the nooks and crannies of their bodies, teasing bits of armpit sweat, biceps, and even a lick of one plump young hairy buttcheek.
“Albert’s over there-“
“He’s the one you want, I’m sure-“
“Shut the fuck up!”
Albert was indeed very handsome. Rob went over to him — it was clear which one he was because he was blushing and insisting Rob not choose him. He was tall and broad-shouldered, with a jutting jaw, the kind of guy who seems handsome until you really look at him, a bit too tall and scruffy for most women (though Rob suspected that, when he cleaned himself up and went out on the town, he was very successful with chicks). He had a deep voice, a hairy chest and a grizzled chin. Rob licked his sweat-soaked pecs, prompting a torrent of laughter.
The other guys all suggested Albert because he was the most classically handsome, the one that girls had hit on the most in the past. Rob wouldn’t have turned him down.
But Rob had promised to pay for all of these men to have a wild weekend off, as long as he got his taste of whichever one he chose. He did not want Albert. Rob liked a particular kind of man. Albert was entirely too handsome.
He had known who his target was before he ever got to North Dakota. He wanted Joseph, the one they called Tex. He sucked on Albert’s nipple, his pec nervously throbbing and flexing in Rob’s mouth, while everyone else sighed with relief, thinking they had not been chosen. Albert groaned — he had probably suspected he’d be the one picked. He endured Rob’s tongue on his chest and belly like a man letting his doctor palpate him, just getting through it and rolling his eyes until it was done.
But then Rob pointed to Tex, who was shocked at the sudden reversal. Everyone laughed like it was a joke.
Tex was not classically handsome at all — he was chubby, craggy, rough, grizzled, with a big nasty scar running across his neck like he had been nearly decapitated once. He was also very hairy, especially on his back, a thick nest of sweat-matted kinky black hairs extending down to his ass. That was what Rob wanted.
Tex’s hefty body and hairy back were exactly what he had been searching for. Tex blushed — he was very tan, so it wasn’t real obvious at first, but when the other roughnecks realized that Rob wanted Tex instead of Albert, they clapped and hooted and slapped Tex’s ass until he barked at them to stop. Soon Tex was beet-red even through his tan skin.
“Hey, why you wanna service him? He’s a hairy motherfucker!”
“Yeah, I thought he’d be last on ya list.”
“You must like it dirty.”
Rob smiled. He kissed Tex right on that scar on his neck. He bristled a bit but allowed it. His whole body was stiff like a robot. Rob rammed his hand down Tex’s paper-thin white boxers — were they prison-issue boxers? They looked like it, Rob thought — and grabbed his dick. It was throbbingly huge, and it perked up like he was very horny, or maybe he just liked attention.
“I like hairy backs,” Rob said. He turned Tex around and licked all the way up from the small of his back to his shoulders — as far as Rob could reach on his short legs. He snuffled down every drop of sweat he found. There was so much hair that Rob’s tongue got stuck there, and had to push through the fur. Tex bent his knees a bit, sticking his ass out and lowering his back enough that Rob could run his tongue all the way up to his neck. The hair continued up his spine that whole way.
The roughnecks cheered as Tex snorted and chuckled. He sort of dance a little on his feet, like an athlete warming up before practice. Rob kept a tight hold on his limp dick the whole time.
They all thought this was hilarious because Rob was not alone in servicing their alpha male manhoods. A handful of slim, effeminate man came by from time to time doing the same thing. Sometimes they offered money, sometimes they wanted to film it, sometimes they brought women along as a teaser — the roughnecks liked that last option the best — but they never went straight to Tex. A few were willing to service any man, no matter how hairy and stinky, but most had restrictions. Tex failed those restrictions. He was too hairy and not habitual enough about showering. Those prettyboys with mouths like silk only wanted the handsome men with six-packs and smooth skin, or smooth for a roughneck anyway: men like Albert.
Not Tex. Nobody ever came to service Tex. Nobody ever wanted to take Tex’s pictures for a “physique magazine that would only be sold in Prague”.
“Get down on all fours so I can lick your butthole,” Rob said, blushing. He had to whisper it to Tex, who cheered along with the others even though he looked mortified. He got down on all fours and covered his head, so his face was near the shower drain, just in front of the bank of lockers against one wall.
Rob planted his face right down there in the crack of Tex’s ass. It was so hairy that Rob’s tongue couldn’t even get to the hole. He encountered a thick tangle of greasy hair, and Rob began by teasing it clear with his tongue.
“Ah, fuck…” Tex moaned. He covered his face and howled into the floor like a sad wolf. The sound boomed and echoed in the metal-walled showering area.
“He’s lickin’ ya ass like a inside-out lollipop…”
“Damn, Tex, I ain’t nevuh realize how hairy you is. You like a sasquatch.”
“No wonder girls ain’t into ya, man, you gotta shave!”
“Fuck you!” Tex roared. He lifted his head up to reveal a bright red face. His scraggly beard hairs quivered. “Y’all wanna shave my back and my ass?”
“No way!”
“Fuck that shit, I ain’t goin’ near it!”
Tex frowned. “See? I can’t shave it myself,” he said. He groaned and looked behind himself at Rob’s face disappearing between his cheeks. He gagged at the sight. “Aw, fuck I feel it! I feel it, man! His tongue is in my ass, man, I feel it!”
He didn’t actually feel it — Rob didn’t say anything, but Tex was mistaken: Rob had made contact with his asshole, but hadn’t actually gotten his tongue in there yet. He just teased the rim and sucked up all the sweat and grime from his crack.
“He got his tongue in there, man!” Tex said. He laughed nervously, a deep belly laugh that made his asshole flare and open wide.
Rob used the opportunity to plunge his tongue all the way in through the forest of asshair. He got a burst of stale, stinky musk on his tongue. It made him croon and moan. He had rarely gotten such a delicious asshole, and he was glad — this was already worth the thousand mile trip to this remote section of North Dakota.
“Aw, fuck! Aw, fuck!” Tex looked like he was about ready to cry. He gasped and moaned while his friends hooted and teased him. He stuck his face up in the air. His muscles were all tense, perfectly still except for his ass, which undulated uncontrollably. He rubbed his ass all over Rob’s tongue.
“Holy shit, Tex, you really into that. If you like stickin’ stuff up ya asshole, I got somethin’ you could try.”
“Texans are always into it. Texans love butt-stuff. That’s a fact.”
“Fuck you guys.” Tex’s voice was weak and distracted.
“Damn you nasty, Tex! You smell like mah armpits when I spend too much time around white men!” someone said, prompting a chorus of laughter from the others. The roughneck who said that got down real low and squeezed Tex’s cheeks like a doting grandmother. Tex swatted his hands away.
“Get off me, man.” Tex let out a long, slow growl. He probably intended for it to be menacing, but he was so aroused it just sounded like a seductive moan.
Now that Rob had been lapping at it for a few minutes, Tex’s ass was wide open. Tex cringed and squirmed as Rob’s tongue filled him up. Rob could feel Tex’s spongy prostate, and he teased it, giggling into the man’s hairy asshole when it made Tex shake and gasp.
When Rob reached underneath Tex’s body, between his legs, to grab his dick, Tex chuckled. “Ah, damn, he’s doin’ it, man, he doin’ it… Ah shit, ah shit…”
“You lookin’ pretty nice bent over on all fours, Tex. He got ya asshole all loosened up with that tongue… You wanna stick me in the butt?”
“I will destroy you if you try anythin’, man,” Tex said with a grunt. He lifted his upper body off the ground, groaning as though it hurt to do so with Rob’s tongue in his ass. Tex reached for his friend to punch him, but he twitched and fell back onto his hands and knees as Rob’s tongue rammed into his prostate.
The other roughnecks burst into laughter. They teased the red-faced Tex mercilessly as Tex shuddered and shook. His cock leaked precum into Rob’s fingers, and his hairy ass clenched around Rob’s face. His powerfully muscled body shook as the others whooped and slapped him on the fur-coated booty.
“Gonna ride you like a cowboy, hoss!” said one redneck, a lean and lanky one with a colorful tattoo of a bald eagle on his lower back. He had a big, long dick swaying between his legs. He mounted Tex’s back, just in front of Rob’s face in his ass. He plopped himself on Tex, bare cock and balls landing on Tex’s writhing back muscles, as though he was gonna hump Tex’s spine — which he might very well do, as the men of Oil Rig Delta-69 did get off on each other’s backs and armpits when there were no women or effeminate men around. Nobody did it on Tex’s back cuz of all the hair. Anyway, the bald eagle-tatted redneck on Tex’s back did rub his dick on Tex’s spine as though to hump him, but he didn’t try to get hard.
“Get off me!” Tex yelled. He squirmed and would have thrown the would-be cowboy off his back, but the man just stood. He hesitated there, waiting with his balls resting on Tex’s spine. He cackled until Rob moved his tongue from Tex to the other man’s ass, so quick nobody noticed until it was too late.
He just rammed his tongue in for a second, and the other man blushed a bright red. He danced away so fast he slipped on the wet floor and landed in a pile of roughnecks. Rob giggled, crawled over and threw himself on the same pile.
“Fuck you!”
“Get ya cock off me, bitch!”
This tiny showering area was seemingly made for maybe twenty men — there were fewer than two dozen showerheads. But there were fifty men in here, and they all had tried to stay as far away from the rimjob as possible. So all fifty men were crammed in a space so tight they rubbed up against each other. They didn’t seem to mind too much — that kind of situation happened a lot on oil rigs. But it did mean that, when the one guy darted away and into the crowd of men, he knocked just one or two people over. The whole space was so crowded that it caused a chain reaction, and soon most of the men were in a hairy, muscle-bound pile of flesh.
And that was where Rob went. He knew it wouldn’t last long, and it wouldn’t be as much fun in reality as it seemed in his mind — these kinds of things never really were. The men disentangled themselves pretty quickly, and Rob just stuck his tongue out to lick whatever he could get. That meant he got a lot of dusty elbows and glancing licks, a few brief touches of limp cockmeat, that was about it.
But Rob hardly minded. The best thing about it was not so much that he got to touch lots of men, it was that they pulled away from him so forcefully that, when they stood, they were in an even smaller area. They were virtually dry-humping each other now. Rob saw fat redneck cocks disappearing into hairy asscracks, muscles rubbing on muscles, hands tightened into fists that dangled stiffly at their sides.
That’s how it went on the rig. Rob wished sometimes he could work at one of these places without jerking the men off. That’d be tough to resist — and Rob didn’t have any way of getting hired at an oil rig anyway — but if he did, he’d get to mess around like this, participate in the horseplay. Even as Rob watched, one older man was shooting his nut on a younger roughnecks back, and nobody treated that as a big deal. As long as they were in the shower and could just wipe it off, it was consider a faux pas to even complain.
“I’ll kick ya ass, man, I swear to God. You had best get ya dick off my ass.”
“Jerry’s hard!”
“No, I ain’t man, I just got a big dick.”
“Ah shit that hurt, you accidentally kicked me in the nuts when you knocked into me, man.”
“How do ya know it was an accident, fucker?”
They continued to trash-talk each other. They continued to demand that the others spread out some more, since there was a pretty big area in front of Tex, but no one wanted to get close to the action. The ones who were nearest complained about “splashback”, while the others complained about the smell of roughneck sweat filling up the shower. Tex still blushed a deep beet-red. He had plopped himself down on his ass on the floor. He looked at Rob with a big nervous grin on his face.
“So, uh, you wanna jack me off now?”
“Hell yeah, but only if you promise to let me deep-throat you,” Rob said, prompting a nervous giggle from Tex — even his giggles were so loud and baritone they echoed — and laughing jeers from the others. Rob got down on the ground, laying on his belly.
He plopped Tex’s fat cock in his mouth. It was salty and hot, iron-hard already. It filled up Rob’s throat, prompting a torrent of choked gags as Rob took in as much as he could.
He was a very good deep-throater. Rob was a perfectionist though, so he was disappointed when Tex’s fat cock proved to be too thick to swallow all the way. Rob got just close enough he could feel Tex’s wiry pubic hair on his nose.
“Damn, Tex, he got you deep!”
Tex threw his head back and moaned so violently it sounded like a cry for help. He covered his eyes with one hand. His powerful torso trembled. His muscles all flexed at once.
An explosion of salty precum hit Rob’s tongue. He moaned and swallowed down every drop, gurgling moistly to make enough noise he could be heard over the catcalls and laughter. It was clear no one had ever deep-throated Tex, at least not anywhere’s near as deep as Rob got.
“He get you off better than Mariah!”
“He got better tits than Mariah too! She got them saggy old titties!”
From their continued joking, Rob gathered that Mariah was a prostitute who charged them only five dollars for a behind-the-dumpster blowjob. Every time they had leave in town, they swore they’d get a different girl — a non-whore — and seduce her, and every time, the vast majority of them ended up getting a blowjob from Mariah as she smoked crack behind a dumpster.
A loud, powerful howl emanated from Tex’s throat. It made him wince and blush as his coworkers all fell silent, watching his muscles writhe and squirm beneath Rob’s mouth. His cock was on the verge of orgasm: Rob could feel that in the throbbing of his shaft and the juicy heaviness of his balls, just beginning to rise up in his sac.
Rob pulled off. Tex barked incomprehensibly, his whole body jerking in frustration. Rob licked a trail up his chest, slurping off every drop of sweat. Tex had been sweaty from the day’s work, and he hadn’t showered yet, so there was a layer of dusty, sun-drenched musk, clinging to his hairy flesh. Rob teased every kinky black hair with his tongue, cleaning all the sweat off his pecs, his flat but not six-packed abs, his bulging biceps and firm calves. He even sucked on Tex’s hairy toes.
But beneath the day’s sweat lay a more fresh musk, a rutting smell, like pure, bottled sex itself. That was the sweat generated right now, by Tex’s plowing. It had both a sourness and a sweetness that made Rob crave more. This, he thought, should be bottled and sold. It was intensely salty, with a metallic afternote that reminded Rob of licking the filthy steel floor and walls of the oil rig’s showering area.
Rob plopped his ass down on Tex’s cock. Tex’s eyes were closed, both forearms covering his face. Rob lowered himself on Tex’s cock, grunting when there was a burst of pain. Tex’s dick was thick enough to hurt even for Rob’s well-practiced ass.
“Stick him, Tex! Fuck him! Hell yeah!”
“We ain’t gonna have to settle for Mariah this weekend! We gonna get that big-tittied chick!”
It sounded like they all agreed to fuck the big-breasted prostitute, like they had been planning on saving up to fuck her anyway. They clapped and hooted, cheering Tex on.
Rob timed his orgasm perfectly — he was an expert at doing that. He faced Tex and rode him in the cowgirl position, so when Tex reached his own climax and Rob allowed himself to do so at the same time, Rob sprayed his wad all over Tex’s hairy chest.
Tex gasped and boomed, his callused fingers gripping Rob’s ass and holding him down deep on his cock. Hot cum spurted into Rob, each drop teasing his prostate into releasing more orgasm in Rob’s veins. It flowed through him. He moaned loud enough to be heard over the cheering and jeering of the other rednecks.
“Aaaaaaaaah!” Tex moaned as pleasure wafted through his body. His muscles tensed. A symphony of emotions played out on his face — pleasure from the orgasm, of course, but also disgust at the sight of another man’s cum plastering his chest hair to his skin, humiliation at the realization that his friends were going to tease him for getting cum on his body, pride that his big cock was going to get a nice weekend off for all of his buddies, and a bit of fear like he thought it might hurt to have cum on his chest.
Finally it was all over. Tex gasped and his whole body jerked. His cock twitched within Rob, who threw his head back and howled as his own orgasm continued. The dick in his ass sent wave after wave of white-hot pleasure up his spine. His toes curled, and his fingers tightened into claws that dug at Tex’s meaty chest.
“Alright, weirdo, you got what you paid for,” Tex said, his voice weak and breathless. “You can get off me now.”
“Okay, okay,” Rob said. He sighed. Both he and Tex were sweaty enough to be slippery. When Rob leaned on Tex’s sweat-and-cum-coated chest to support himself, his hands slipped right off. Rob landed with a grunt on Tex’s chest, his cock still in Rob’s ass. Rob moaned as a post-orgasmic burst of bliss hit him, while Tex grunted and shook like a wet dog — it wasn’t clear if he enjoyed his limp dick in Rob’s ass or if his sense of disgust outweighed it, especially now that Rob leaned forward, balls dragging on Tex’s belly, smearing his cumwad all over his hairy torso.
Finally Rob rolled off. They both breathed an intense sigh of relief. The ruddiness drained away from Tex’s face, and he watched with a bemused, faintly disgusted look on his face as Rob licked all the sweat off Tex’s hairy chest.
“Alright, you got it all, man,” Tex said after humoring him for a few minutes. “You’s actin’ like a dog tryin’-a get all the peanut butter off the floor, man. It got all stuck in my chest hair and shit. You ain’t gonna get every drop.”
“Okay,” Rob said, but he didn’t stop licking until Tex physically removed his face from his strapping muscles.
Tex stood up and shook. He smiled wanly at his friends. “Damn… I gotta get a shower, man, all y’all best get out the way. I’m gettin’ a showerhead to myself too, you best believe that.”
“Man… I think we should get blowjobs from Mariah early, man. Barely costs a thing. We’ll be ready to go later on when we get laid-“
“You ain’t nevuh gonna seduce no girl, man.”
“Fuck you, I get plenty of girls. Remember that chunky female wit’ the lips-?”
As though they had forgotten what just happened moments ago, they all ignored Rob. They went straight to their shower. Rob stood there and watched. He stretched his sore legs as he signed the checks written out to each of them — that took a long time even though he had filled out the checks beforehand. He just needed to sign them.
But Rob dragged it out to take as long as possible so he could watch them crowd into the showers. Tex quietly showered by himself, but the others were at two or three to a showerhead — these were not ordinary showerheads, they sprayed in a wide arc, so it was just barely enough space for several men. Rob lazily stroked his limp dick as he watched them bump into each other, show off their muscles and argue about who was going to fuck which prostitute in what order this weekend.
Eventually he was ready to begin the long drive back to Onagnok, the nearest town. But first, he was ready to ride the roughneck train once more…

The Fat Hillbilly

When Bart is invited to a rural spot in the woods, he didn’t realize he’d be servicing the hairiest, fattest and filthiest fillbilly in the state! His name is Piggie, and he loves to get/be/stay as filthy as possible. That’s just fine with Bart, who’s in for another incredible adventure in satisfying plus-size alpha males!

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Bart couldn’t believe where this day was taking him. He had only wanted to buy weed, and now here he was, worshiping the physique of one of the filthiest men he had ever met. His delicate little fingers dug into the hair-choked back muscles of Piggie Clyde, whose long greasy hair flopped onto Bart’s face.
“Oh, boy, yeah, squeeze down on it, boy, yee-haw!” Piggie inhaled deeply of Bart’s breath. He stuck out his tongue as though going to put it in Bart’s mouth, but then he just slowly licked a trail up from Bart’s jaw to his eye. Piggie’s scruffy beard scratched at Bart’s face.
This had all begun when Bart went to his weed dealer, Chapman, a thuggish heavily-tattooed trailer park denizen with a rude demeanor and a gun in his waistband. He had been scary the first few times Bart bought weed off him, but it soon became apparent he was all bark, no bite.
But today, Bart had come over to Smashwood Trailer Park and seen an excited leer in Chapman’s eyes when he came into his trailer to buy weed.
“Hey, yo’, hey, hi, oh shit, hey, you’re like… weird, right?” He spoke quickly, like he couldn’t quite form words fast enough.
“Uh… Yeah.” Bart handed over the hundred dollars and Chapman gave him two baggies, an eighth of an ounce each.
“Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah,” Chapman said, drumming on his thighs like he heard music. He licked his lips nervously. “So, uh… are you like… a… I mean, don’t take this the wrong way, I just need to know… Are you like… down?”
“What?”
“I mean are you picky?”
“Uh, well…” Bart shrugged. Chapman was rather lean and hairless for Bart’s taste. Bart liked his men meaty, big and furry. “Chapman, just say what you want. You’re beating around the bush like a woman,” Bart said with his hands on his hips. “You’re handsome and all..”
“Not me! Will you let my friend cornhole you?”
“Oh,” Bart straightened up. “Who’s your friend?”
“His name is Piggie,” Chapman said. He smirked. “I mean, that ain’t his name. We just calls him that on ‘ccount of he’s real ugly.”
“You’re not tantalizing me, Chapman.”
“I mean, he ain’t ugly, ‘xactly. But he ain’t handsome. He kinda tubby. We brought him a couple whores for him and his boys, and man, she run screamin’ from ‘im. Say he got too much hair. On his back and all!” Chapman said with an exasperated cringe, as though a hairy back was unheard of. He threw his hands in the air. “He big, he work out all the time, boy, swear to God. I ain’t got no photos. He just hairy like a nasty motherfucker, got a face like a retarded hog.”
“A hairy back?”
“Yeah,” Chapman said with a sigh. “He refuses to shave it, man. He’s nasty. Sweats all the fucking time. Don’t worry, I ain’t expect you was gonna want his dick, he just wanted me to ask-“
“I didn’t say no,” Bart said. He licked his lips. Bart thought Chapman’s heftier, hairier and sweatier friend would be really arousing, and he blushed. But he also gave Chapman a look that said the real answer was yes.
“Hot damn!” Chapman said. He quickly made a phone call, bundled Bart up into his car and drove off.
Bart had to wear a blindfold. Not only was Piggie a hairy, muscle-bound, sweat-dripping hillbilly, he was a bad boy — he grew weed. He was Chapman’s supplier.
By the time they got there — wherever there was — Bart was getting carsick, so he was glad to feel the car roll to a stop. He took his blindfold off. They had been driving on dirt roads for the last mile or two. It looked like there wasn’t even a dirt road leading here; the road behind the truck was just a trail wide enough, more or less, for a truck to get through.
There was a small wooden shack with a chimney belching smoke, next to a rundown old trailer. There was a greenhouse behind that, tucked away among the trees. Bart stretched his legs and followed Chapman to the front door.
When the door opened, Bart had trouble following the conversation — Piggie was more alluring and arousing than he could have ever imagined. Chapman had described him as “ugly”, and that wasn’t exactly wrong: Piggie was not handsome by any means. He had a squat, round face with a big goofy grin, long stringy hair and a tangled beard. No women would ever describe him as handsome, but if he cut his hair (all of it) showered and cleaned up, Bart thought, a lot of women would fall for him. His face was a little crooked, like a boxer’s, with a flattened nose and cauliflower ear. He was missing one front tooth.
“Hot diggity, you brought a toy!” Piggie bellowed when Chapman explained. His sweat-dripping chest was bare, big clumps of hair plastered to his skin, and broad, strapping, chunky torso rippling with every motion he made. He wiped his fingers off on his belly, which had a substantial paunch. He had been eating something greasy, so the fat twinkled and glimmered on his skin. Piggie looked at Bart like a hungry man looks at dinner, and Bart shivered. Piggie wrinkled his nose, licked his lips and growled. “Oh shit, he move like he ready.”
“Piggie-“
“Shut up, Chapman,” Piggie said through gritted teeth.
“What’s goin’ on out there? Who is that? If it’s Mitchum, tell him to go fuck hisself.” A voice called out from the shack.
“Ain’t Mitchum,” Piggie called out, keeping his eyes trained at Bart.
“Hi, uh… Piggie,” Bart said. His voice had never sounded so weak and frail.
“Oh he got a girlish voice too. Say somethin’ else, boy.”
“I’m Bart,” Bart said, blushing. He was so nervous he thought he might faint. “It’s nice to meet you.” He held out his hand for Piggie to shake it.
Piggie lowered himself to his one knee like he was going to propose. He took Bart’s hand in his and kissed the back of it. Then he took Bart’s middle finger and swallowed it all the way down.
Chapman howled. “Ah, shit, man, he’s gettin’ romantic! He seducin’ ‘im! Damn!” He walked towards the main area of the shack, where the other men’s voices came from. His words brought those other men to the front to see what was happening however, and when they saw Piggie licking Bart’s finger, they hollered as well.
“Piggie, whatchoo doin’?”
“You ain’t say you was gonna do that!”
Bart blushed a beet-red. Piggie just kept his eyes trained on Bart, ignoring the others screaming and laughing nervously.
“Look here, boy, I don’t get a lotta girls, but lucky for me,” Piggie said, raising his deep, raspy voice to be heard over the others, “I ain’t picky. You so purtty and delicate like a girl, I can pretend you a female. I wanna make you dirty and nasty.”
“Yes. Please do, yes,” Bart said.
“Good. We gonna get real nasty.” Piggie scooped Bart up in his arms. He kissed Bart on the lips while the deep-throated hollers of the other hillbillies in the shack filled the air. “Let’s go to the greenhouse, get some privacy.”
The others didn’t follow, which Bart was glad for. He didn’t need a heckling squad while he got plowed into. When they were outside and away from the others, Piggie sighed and sniffed deeply of the woodsy air.
“Boy, it’s a nice day, I’mma stick ya out here,” Piggie said. He brought Bart to a thick log on the forest floor. He let go of Bart, who immediately planted his lips on Piggie’s chest.
The sweat flavor was intense and acrid. It brought tears to Bart’s eyes and made his dick stiffen up in his pants. Piggie must not bathe often — there was no shower here, but the other men weren’t that dirty, so Bart assumed there must have been a hose or some way to clean themselves. Or maybe, he thought, there was nothing of the sort and Piggie was dirty because he alone never left, so he never bathed.
Bart didn’t much care why though. He simply liked the filth. He licked every drop of sweat off Piggie’s chest. His tongue teased Piggie’s matted kinky hairs and slobbered over his muscles.
“How nasty is you, boy?” Piggie spat into the palm of his hand. It was a big wet load, thick and sticky. He held it in front of Bart’s face. Bart obediently sucked it right up, gargled with it and showed his full mouth to Piggie. He blushed when Piggie howled his approval. “Hot doggie, nice, boy, I swear to God, I hope you and me go to prison together sometime. We would come up wit’ all kinda ways to pass the time. We could get through a hundred life sentences in an afternoon.” Piggie whistled like a cowboy.
Bart knew he was expected to swallow his mouthful of spit, but he wanted to show Piggie that he was just as raunchy as Piggie was. So Bart dove his face between Piggie’s right arm and his chest. He plunged his mouth and his nose into Piggie’s armpit.
Piggie was confused for a moment — he was, it seemed, new to pit worship — but he then raised his arm. The fresh and fragrantly sour smell of his armpit hit Bart’s senses. It was so strong it cut through the fog and excitement of the situation, and it made Bart moan.
He lapped at the funky bundle of hair in Piggie’s armpit. There was no clear divider between his hair there and the hair on his chest. Then Bart moved to the other armpit, where he got a new fresh faceful of sweat.
“You taste clean,” Piggie said appreciatively — he rubbed his fingers over Bart’s smooth back, then sucked whatever flavor he could get off his hand. He moaned and dropped his pants to reveal a thick, uncut cock with a cheesy foreskin. The smell of his unwashed balls made Bart’s eyes water all over again. Piggie moaned. “Gonna make you taste so dirty yo’ mama don’t wanna touch you evuh again, boy.”
“Okay,” Bart said with a giggle. His tongue moved from Piggie’s left armpit around to his hairy back, and the sight of that made Bart’s dick twitch. He knew there weren’t a lot of hairback lovers out there, but he was dedicated and passionate about it. He sucked on each hair as though trying to suck it right off Piggie’s body. He left hickeys over Piggie’s meaty back muscles and he sucked the pool of sweat that had collected on the small of his back.
Piggie’s back was not just a little hairy, it was covered in hair, very nearly as much as his chest. That was just fine with Bart. The more he sucked it clean, the more aroused he was, and the more Piggie shuffled and howled. Piggie lowered himself so Bart could reach.
Eventually Piggie had lowered himself to all fours, his funky hair-choked ass sticking up high in the air. Bart knew he was going to give Piggie the nastiest rimjob ever, but he didn’t want to rush through things, so he leaned over Piggie’s hairy ass to lick the rest of his back.
That placed Bart’s bare cock over Piggie’s bare ass. Bart first angled himself to avoid actual contact because Bart didn’t want to make him so uncomfortable he stopped this rutting. But Piggie didn’t complain, not even when Bart’s dick brushed up against his hairy ass.
“Oink! Oink!” Piggie roared like a hog when he heard tittering laughter from the other hillbillies. They weren’t watching, but it looked like they kept pushing each other out the back door, trying to make each other come watch. They laughed at Piggie, who oinked and writhed like a real pig.
Soon Bart had mounted Piggie’s body to lick him all over. Piggie didn’t complain, and even moaned when he felt Bart’s cock rub over his asshole. He didn’t even make Bart get off him when the others seemed to notice that Bart’s naked body had mounted Piggie from behind, even though it must have looked like Bart was about to sodomize Piggie instead of the other way around. They laughed, then went back inside.
“I bet you know where to lick next,” Piggie said as he lifted his head, making Bart slide down his chunky back.
Bart giggled and stuck his tongue out. He planted it right on Piggie’s back, over his spine, and kept it there as he lowered himself down Piggie’s back. He landed on his knees right in front of Piggie’s ass and rammed his head in there, between those awe-inspiring cheeks.
They were big and plump and juicy and round and covered with dense, kinky hairs. The taste was foul, the sweat cloying, the skin moist and filthy, and Bart loved every bit of it. He groaned and moaned as he slathered spit all over each cheek, then rammed his face into Piggie’s crack.
“Oh fuck yeah, get ya tongue in there, boy, deep in there…” Piggie groaned.
Bart lapped at his asshole. He loved giving rimjobs to hairy men, and Piggie was one of the hairiest. Bart had to push through a dense forest of hair to get to his tight hole, and the taste was so musky it made Bart gag — not in a bad way, he loved it. He savored the salty, sour, biting flavor and let it fill his mouth.
“Get ya face up here, boi, lemme paint it,” Piggie said. He didn’t wait for Bart to do so, he turned himself around and spat again on Bart’s face, a big stinky wad of saliva. Then he sat on Bart’s face, rubbing his hairy ass all over. “Get covered in it, boy, hell yeah, you turn me on so much it hurts…”
The fresh spit awakened the flavor of Piggie’s ass, which spread to cover Bart’s face. Bart plunged his tongue right into Piggie’s tight hole, which tasted funky and potent. He sputtered. He flickered his tongue within Piggie’s body, making Piggie’s entire meaty frame shake. Every motion he made caused his asshole to tighten around Bart’s tongue.
Soon Piggie lifted himself up and lowered himself again, plowing into himself with Bart’s tongue. Bart had always been good at rimjobs because he had a preternaturally long tongue, which he used to good effect inside Piggie’s body. He teased Piggie’s prostate, making his face turn red and his muscles all tense at once.
“Ah, yeah, you gonna make me oink, boy!” Piggie said with a roar. He did oink, though Bart would have never realized he intended for it to sound like an oink if Piggie hadn’t said so. It was more of a eurwh sound, as Piggie’s muscles writhed and his asshole clenched around Bart’s tongue.
The tastes and scents of Piggie’s ass were so overwhelming that Bart was dizzy. He was groggy and only barely aware when Piggie finally pulled away, and bright light hit Bart’s eyes.
“Oh yeah, you look good and nasty,” Piggie said. Mud dripped from his elbows where he had been leaning in the dirt. He leaned down and licked Bart’s cheek, slurping up all the assjuice and spit that dripped down his skin. Piggie shuddered and gagged, but smacked his lips like he loved the taste. He licked Bart again and again, lapping at his face.
Then, all in one smooth motion, he jabbed his dick into Bart’s mouth. Bart’s throat spread open as Piggie ignored his resistance and slammed his manhood all the way down. Piggie pounded on his chest and again let out that moist oink-like sound.
“Gonna get all up in ya belly, boy… Gonna go at ya till you can’t take it…”
All Bart could do was choke and submit. He grasped Piggie’s plump asscheeks, then fingered Piggie’s ass — Piggie didn’t complain even when Bart rammed two fingers in there. Piggie grunted and twisted like it hurt, but he also gasped, moaning, groaning and writhing with the pleasure roiling his muscles. He gripped Bart’s head with both hands, plowing into Bart’s throat and making him cough up saliva and precum in big clumps.
Lack of oxygen made Bart remain dizzy as he endured Piggie’s passionate throat-humping. Every few seconds, Piggie pulled out of Bart’s mouth, kissed him on the lips and licked all the mess up off his face before resuming.
“Ah, boy, you make a nice cumsponge, I reckon you was built fo’ that,” Piggie said. “I know it ain’t in the Bible, but that’s my theory.” He groaned and held onto Bart’s head, his dick all the way in Bart’s throat. Bart squirmed and gagged, choking up big gobs of spit which he caught in the palm of one hand.
Piggie saw the spit and precum that collected in Bart’s hand. He removed his dick long enough to let Bart take one hoarse, loud breath while Piggie bent down to suck all the messy soup off Bart’s hand. He showed off that mouthful of fluids and let it run down his grimy chin.
“I love nastiness,” Piggie said as he chewed on the mouthful of fluids. It made him gag and spill out over his chin, where his skin was dirty enough that the juices left a trail of seemingly-clean flesh. “And, boy, you got all the right kinda nasty.” His voice was moist and hard to understand, but Bart picked up every word.
Bart bent down to kiss Piggie’s feet. They were covered in mud and clumps of dirt, and his feet were hairy like a hobbit’s. Bart giggled as he sucked on each toe. Piggie loomed over him like a Greek god — a filthy, muddy, rut-scented hillbilly Greek god — and lifted up his feet to let Bart get them clean all up and down.
Both men were on the verge of orgasm by the time Bart bent back over that rotting log, which had partially collapsed due to the weight of both Piggie and Bart weighing it down. He lowered his head to near the dirt, and lifted his ass high in the air.
“Boy, you look good in that position. Now you make a sound like this as I stick ya,” Piggie said. He made that loud soo-eee farmer’s call and laughed when Bart’s lilting feminine voice made the same sound. Piggie slapped Bart’s asscheek. “Gonna make you so nasty, boy, shit…”
“Ram it in me… Soo-Eee!” Bart grunted as Piggie jammed his dick in his ass. Just like in his throat, Piggie was crude and merciless — exactly how Bart liked it. Pain bloomed in his tight ass, but only for a few seconds.
Then Bart’s prostate came alive and tingled, sending waves of pleasure up Bart’s spine. Bart tensed up, which made Piggie laugh and lower his chest onto Bart’s back. He pinned Bart against the rotting log beneath him.
“You feel me in you, boy? Huh? Lemme hear ya voice,” Piggie said. His chest rumbled against Bart’s spine, his chest hairs scratching at Bart’s smooth skin. His deep voice echoed, aimed directly into Bart’s ear, making him writhe, which in turn caused Piggie to laugh. “I see you movin’. That’s cuz I make ya feel good, right? Say it. Say it, boy, lemme hear you say it.”
“You make me feel good…” Bart said, but his voice was very weak because his mind was focused on the intense array of sensations emanating up from his asshole. Piggie didn’t stop to listen to anything Bart said anyway, he just kept plowing and talking directly into Bart’s ear.
“You gon’ be real nasty, you gonna be like a pig in slop when I’s through wit’cha. You ain’t nevuh gonna be clean again. Is it worth it?”
“Yes…” A few tears rolled down Bart’s cheek. He wasn’t crying from any emotion, just from the potency of the feelings that wracked his body.
“Girls don’t evuh lemme treat ‘em like this,” Piggie said. “They wanna be princesses. I want to start ‘em out like princesses, and then grind ‘em into the dirt. Then they be a princess of raunch. You like that? You wanna be my raunch princess?”
“Yes!”
“Good, you nasty, you real nasty. You wanna taste how nasty you is?”
“Yes!”
Piggie didn’t stop plowing, but he did lower one of his hands to rub his own cockshaft. As it slid in and out, he got his hand full of Bart’s assjuice and Piggie’s own nearly-orgasmic precum. Grimy, gritty fluids dripped from his callused hand, which he placed in front of Bart’s face.
It tasted so foul Bart wanted to gag — he couldn’t do anything more than sputter because Piggie’s sweat-soaked body pressed down on his back — but Bart tried to lick every corner of Piggie’s hand. Piggie licked it too, and their tongues combined over the gooey filth that dripped over Bart’s face. Piggie licked that off too.
“Shit, boy, I wish I could fill a tank wit’ my nastiness and we could go swimmin’ in it… I could just dip you in there e’ry day.”
As they both neared orgasm, Piggie wrapped both of his arms around Bart’s delicate frame. He rolled over like they were wrestling, and he laid on his back. The movement and the bouncing when Bart landed on Piggie sent sharp stabbing pains through Bart’s asshole.
But that lasted only a moment. With Bart on top now, he was in control of the plowing, and he rammed his own body up and down. He was so focused on that that he barely noticed Piggie gripping Bart’s dick and stroking it off as they both plowed into there.
“Fillin’ you up now, boi, fillin’ you up wit’ my babies… Gonna get yo’ ass pregnant…” He laughed as his orgasm ripped through him.
Cum sprayed into Bart’s asshole, a bit and creamy hot load that filled Bart’s body. Bart sighed. He leaned his head back and sucked moisture off Piggie’s hairy chest, while he endured what felt like an endless orgasm within him.
His prostate sang and exploded, as Piggie’s dick teased him, spurting out wad after wad of thick cum, which slipped out and down Bart’s cheeks. Bart came too, Piggie’s hands stroking him off until he had covered his chest and belly with juice.
“Ah shit, yeah, hell fuck!” Piggie screamed. He desperately held onto Bart as though any motion might ruin the orgasm. He breathed through gritted teeth. Bart was utterly motionless, the pleasure wafting through him gradually shifting to pain as his body adjusted. Piggie growled. “I bet you know what to do. Get yaself nasty, boy.”
Bart giggled. He slid off Piggie’s cock and sighed as a wave of tremendous relief hit him. His asshole was tender and sore, but it still sent twinges of bliss through his body. Bart didn’t gag when he tasted his own ass on Piggie’s cock. He slapped himself over the face with that limp slab of meat, and he covered himself in remnants of Piggie’s cum.
“I like how you look wit’ juice all over ya face…”
He didn’t stop there. Bart licked all the way up Piggie’s crotch to his belly, and he licked up every drop of sweat and juices there. He used his hand to wipe his own load off his chest, and smeared it over his face.
“Wait, lemme see that,” Piggie said when Bart was done. He smiled sickly as he looked at Bart’s face, which was covered in layers of sweat, spit, cum and assjuice.
A loud retching sound and some hushed laughter filled the air. Chapman and the others had crept forward to watch. They had been blushing and daring each other to come closer for some time, but Bart had been so overwhelmed he didn’t notice. They all gagged and cheered at the same time when Piggie stuck his tongue out and licked all those juices off Bart’s face.
“Damn, Piggie, you nasty!”
“No wonder that whore wouldn’t fuck you, Jesus Christ, you are gross!”
But Piggie just laughed and leaned back in the mud. He hugged Bart close to his burly barrel chest, which Bart rested his head on. This had been such an incredible and exciting experience that he was exhausted as soon as it was over, even with those men laughing loudly.
Soon Bart was sound asleep, curled up on the broad hairy chest of Piggie, who frowned but didn’t remove Bart. He just got Chapman to bring him a joint to smoke, and he laid there while Bart slept. The funk of Piggie’s body made Bart’s eyes water while he slumbered, but he didn’t mind at all.
The smell just made him horny, so when he woke up, he was ready to go again. By then Chapman had left. So had the other hillbillies, and Piggie had carried Bart into the shack so gently Bart didn’t wake up.
“It’s just you and me, boy,” Piggie said. He stuffed pork cracklings into his mouth. He smiled. “We gonna have a little honeymoon. Not honey, that ain’t right. We gonna have a dirtmoon. You like that?”
“Yeah.” Bart said. “I can’t wait.”

The Fat Landscaper

When Bart finally manages to hire the legendary plus-size landscaper Raleigh Routh to mow his lawn, he wasn’t sure he’d have a chance to service his almighty manhood. But a freak rainstorm results in the opportunity of a lifetime! Can Bart seal the deal?

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Bart was excited but disappointed too — he was now less sure this would work. Raleigh Routh turned otu to be just as stately, just as masculine and just as desirable as Bart had thought from his picture on the Clip-Crew website. Bart had scheduled a landscaping “session” through the website and kept choosing different times and dates until he found one with Raleigh Routh as the only landscaper available. It was eight o’clock in the morning on a Monday.
Raleigh Routh was a tall, broad man with a small belly and plenty of padding all over, built like an egg balanced upon a pair of tree trunks. His chest was hairy, his face rugged and squarish but round as well, with a hollowly deep voice befitting a man of his heft. People always said he was stupid because his voice had that hollow flatness that very tall, baritone men sometimes had. He blushed easily, and he was often flustered.
When he was flustered, his chunky ass shook, and he stroked his ratty goatee. He was an ex-Marine so he had plenty of power underneath his massive redneck frame — which featured a literal red neck, sunburned from his part-time career as a lawn mower.
So Bart hired him one Sunday hoping to get into his pants. Bart loved the physiques of men, especially large men, and he had a knack for finding ones who ached for a tight hole and a sweet release. He just needed a chance to get his man alone.
But when Raleigh had shown up, Bart became less confident. He usually had a pretty good idea when meeting a man whether he would be willing to be Bart’s latest bit of rough, and when he shook Raleigh’s sausage-fingered hands, he thought “no, this guy won’t do it.”
He just didn’t come across like he would. He was too easily embarrassed, and, when he saw Bart’s flamboyance and heard his slight lisp, Raleigh’s big cheeks turned red and he scratched again at that goatee.
It was a pity he wouldn’t do it. He was really a perfect specimen of man.
Bart hung back in his house as Raleigh got started. He used a push mower that looked like it was about fifty years old. It had maybe been red at one point, but now the paint had faded and chipped until there was nothing left of it but a few stray flecks like bloodspatter. It roared like a mechanical dragon as it whirred into life, and Raleigh began pushing it across the lawn.
After a few moments, Bart returned to his work. If this lawnmower-guy wasn’t going to work out, he thought, he needed to do something productive today. When he happened past the window again later, however, Raleigh was then shirtless, and Bart couldn’t help but watch once more.
He was ruddy all over from the sunlight. He was a naturally pale man, so he burned and turned red easily. He had big broad shoulders like an ox, his belly-fat jiggling as he struggled to push the lawnmower. It took all of his ox-like muscles to keep the lawnmower going as he ascended the hill on the side of the house.
Sweat trickled down his back, sliding onto his ass which protruded from his denim shorts. His underwear was plainly visible, white boxers, soaked until nearly translucent and revealing the upper part of his fleshy asscheeks. The fabric rode up on one buttcheek, revealing most of it.
Shit… I want him so bad, Bart thought, his heart fluttering and his dick twitching. I want to suck the sweat off his back-fat. It must taste so salty…
But just plain asking him might backfire and make him leave — with the lawn half-mowed. He could offer money, but some men were more likely to do it if they weren’t getting paid. Was Raleigh one of them? Would he be upset if he were treated “like a prostitute”?
A sudden thunderclap struck Bart from his reverie. He had noticed it looked overcast earlier, but he had been so distracted by Raleigh’s manliness that he didn’t see the storm clouds gathering and darkening overhead.
Now it was there, an anvil-shaped cumulonimbus, coming on strong, roiling blackly, wind whipping up. It had dropped several degrees in the last few minutes, and Raleigh lifted his head to look. He turned the lawnmower off, standing there, resplendent in his massitude, heavy belly plump with muscle flexing nervously under his skin.
He looked up at the sky, held one hand out and watched a few drops plop onto his palm. Then he raced to turn the lawnmower around.
Again, Bart watched him, his gently sloping curves shaking as he ran through the rapidly rising rain and into the garage. By the time he got there, his boxers were soaked through and Bart could see his ass clearly above the rim of his denim jeans, which were plastered to his thunder thighs.
Oh god, those thighs were thunderous indeed. Bart wanted to lick them clean.
He opened the back door for Raleigh to come racing in. By the time the lawnmower was put away, the rain poured down — it was what Bart’s grandfather would have called “ark-buildin’ weather”.
“Shit, dawg! Fuck!” Raleigh bellowed when he came in, one of his giant hands massaging his soaked chest. His shirt was on the ground outside, he hadn’t had the time to go grab it, and it was presumably covered in rain and mud now anyway. Bits of shorn grass stuck to his skin, plastered on now by the moisture, so there were little green flecks all over his chest and hairy belly.
“Are you okay? Here!” Bart gave him a bathtowel. “Sorry, I have no clothes that might fit you.” He blushed — that was an understatement, Bart was maybe a third of Raleigh’s size, so none of his clothes even came close being sufficient.
“Thanks, man,” Raleigh said. He used the towel to dry himself off, then hesitated. He wrapped the towel around his waist as though going to take off his shorts and just use the towel as clothing, but then he didn’t. Then he re-reconsidered, murmured “fuck it” to himself and pulled his jean-shorts down, and his boxers. He kept the towel around his waist, so Bart never saw his cock or balls, or ass — Bart politely faced away to avoid it.
“Can I put these in ya dryer?” Raleigh asked, his tuba-like baritone echoing, tense due to his embarrassment. He blushed even more than Bart — Raleigh didn’t like his big body or being the center of attention because of it. He didn’t like towering above everyone.
“Sure, right through there,” Bart said, pointing into the laundry room. He scooted ahead of Raleigh, affectionately patting him on the bicep, making his heavy arm-flesh jiggle, as he led him to the dryer.
“Thanks,” Raleigh said, his big dumb face shaking. He scratched his goatee, then tossed his clothes into the dryer and turned it on. He was embarrassed about being so naked in such a nice house because he thought Bart would tease him or think less of him; in his mind, Bart was critiquing his dull-colored clothes, his short hair and unkempt goatee, his graceless voice.
He thought for sure that, if he touched anything or sat anywhere, Bart would call him a “fat-ass lummox” and make him leave, even in the rain. One of his friends once had said he left a “greasy stain” on the couch when he sat down. Raleigh didn’t think that really happened, but everyone still made fun of him for it, and if that was how a friend reacted, Bart would likely be even bitchier about it. He’d probably send Raleigh the upholstery bill.
But Raleigh didn’t know what to do instead. He just stood there, gaping, slack-jawed like an idiot. He hated that everyone saw him as stupid and fat — he wasn’t even that fat, really, he thought. He had a belly, sure, but he was also very tall. People were just predisposed to see him as big because he was so tall, and they always saw him eating, which made him look fat too — his big cheeks and jowly chin jiggled when he ate.
“So, uh…what do you do, man?” Raleigh asked when he realized how dumb he looked standing there.
Bart, in contrast, had no inkling that Raleigh thought all that. He was entranced by Raleigh’s majestic body and the phantomic taste of the sweat, rain, grease and grass that clung to his frame. Bart could almost taste it. “Uh… Well, I own a modeling agency.”
“Shit, really? I bet you know a lotta hot chicks. Damn-“
“I can’t hook you up with any models. You might not like them anyway, we specialize in plus-size beauties, mainly for catalogues,” Bart said.
A grin plastered on his face, Raleigh grabbed his cock through the towel around his waist. “Shit, man, I’m plus-sized myself. I don’t mind a big beauty.”
“Hmmm… Good to know. Me neither, by the way. I mean… I’m not into ladies of any size, but you know… when it comes to men, the more the merrier,” Bart said. He daintily danced his fingertips over Raleigh’s belly. Raleigh’s eyes opened wide. Bart cleared his throat. “That’s not all I do. Honestly the agency barely makes a profit. I also write romance novels, mostly about big, beautiful women.”
“Shit…”
“I have this one series — have you ever heard of The Wolfen Wild? That’s me. By J.P. Loggerhead.”
Raleigh shook his head. “What kinda book is that?”
“It’s a shifter thing. Werewolves. Women dig werewolves.”
“What? Women are into werewolves?”
“Yeah.”
“Then why do they always bitch that I’m too hairy?!” Raleigh lifted his arms and grunted. That bared his armpits and the big bushy fur protruding there. He slapped his thighs — which had inspired his last girlfriend to call him ‘Thunder Thighs’, because whenever he slapped himself there, there was a loud slapping sound like the thunder still roaring outside the house.
“What? Well… Most of the women who buy my books are… I mean, they wouldn’t literally hook up with a werewolf if that existed,” Bart said. “It’s just a fantasy.”
“Man…” Raleigh scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Man…” He blushed and laughed — he was so big that his laughter sounded more like a cavernous echo of a laughter from deep within him — as he looked down.
“I think women are foolish to spurn you, for what it’s worth — you’re so handsome. They should like hairy guys, big guys. They don’t even know. I mean… big guys are so great. Everyone should realize that, but they don’t. Like you know that William Ambers guy? The actor?”
“Yeah.”
“He’s such a fucking prettyboy, like what an alien might come up with based on analyzing handsome dudes from human history-“
“Yes!”
“He’s in that stripper movie, my friend made me go cuz he’s so hot, but he’s like… ninety-percent abs, and his skin is so smooth you could slide right off him, like a goddamn seal,” Bart said, making Raleigh laugh uproariously. Bart continued, coming closer and touching Raleigh’s belly above his towel. “If Hollywood was smarter, they’d tell William Ambers to eat some carbs and give you a movie deal.”
“Ah, no shit, what?” Raleigh had never been told he was handsome before. He sucked in his breath, cheeks turning bright red.
“I’m serious, you’re so much better-looking than William Ambers. You, I’d swallow your dick all night long — no offense, sorry if that makes you uncomfortable, but I simply would, that’s a fact. William Ambers, I dunno, I guess I’d let him read me love poetry in front of a sunset. That might be nice. But then when I got tired of gazing into his pretty eyes, I’d come get you to slam my ass,” Bart said. “Hard.”
Raleigh’s eyes opened wide. He clutched his belly with one hand. “Shit… What?”
“Sorry, I just think you’re real handsome. It’s fine. It’s cool,” Bart said. “Don’t be nervous — here.” He handed over the money for the lawnmowing. “So you don’t feel, y’know… pressured, here’s the money for the lawn now. You can leave anytime. I guess you could wear my bathrobe or something.”
The rain had dwindled, Raleigh saw when he looked outside. It was still raining, and it was too wet to mow — the grass was wet and slippery, the ground too muddy to be practical. He could just go home. He had gotten paid.
“Oh.” But Raleigh wasn’t sure he wanted to go just yet. He kept one hand tightly gripping the towel around his waist. If he was with his buddies, they’d be making jokes about how they didn’t want that towel to fall. They’d say it was gross that his plump belly was out. If he accidentally bumped into them, they’d tease him even more; they’d say he slapped them with his belly.
“You can take the towel off if you want,” Bart said. “You won’t offend me.”
Raleigh’s last girlfriend didn’t even like to be near him naked. He bumped into her in the bathroom once and she had freaked out, said he needed to get control over his body. It felt good to drop the towel. His cock hung free, his ass clenching as cool air flowed over it.
“Hmmmm… Your girlfriend is a lucky lady-“
“I don’t got a girl.” Raleigh’s deep voice bloomed.
“Oh, you poor baby… Why don’t you sit down, and let me get you something nice?”
Raleigh felt like he was in a trance. Was he about to get jacked off by a man? That was too weird. He was opposed to that. He worked part-time on a road crew with a bunch of black men who all said that there was a nasty guy who got them off because he thought it would make his dick bigger. They didn’t see it as a big deal. As long as you’re on top, they said, it doesn’t count. Raleigh had never believed that; he thought it was gross — these guys weren’t even handsome rappers or anything either, they were mostly semi-homeless, stinky, dirty, not as fat as Raleigh in most cases but hardly with Hollywood bodies like William Ambers.
But then, Raleigh had never thought it was an option. That was a thing black guys did “on the DL”, as they told him over and over (it wasn’t really downlow if they kept talking about it, but that’s what they said). It would feel so good to be appreciated for his body. His previous girlfriend deigned to fuck him from time to time, but it had been obvious she never really craved it; she never wanted to feel his belly pressing down on her, she never wanted to try to mount his giant body. She didn’t like how she couldn’t reach his face to kiss him when she plowed into him — she always brought that up as though it was his fault, like he refused to kiss her during sex, when he made every effort to lower his head and do it.
He assumed that the “something nice” Bart was going to get him was some food. Instead, however, Bart returned with a porn magazine.
“I thought… if you wanted to,” Bart said, blushing and smiling nervously as though he had never done this before, “I thought maybe you could look at this. Some guy left this here once.”
“Ah…” Raleigh was embarrassed, but he grabbed the porno. A part of him thought it’s weird to take a stranger’s porno magazine when you’re naked in his house but Raleigh dismissed that. His instincts told him to look at the chicks. So he did. He plopped down on the couch and leafed through the pictures. He probably thinks he’s being a good host, like guys need porno just like chicks need white wine. He sprawled out and spread those thunder thighs, baring his cock and balls.
Still when Bart got on his knees and slid between Raleigh’s legs, Raleigh was more engrossed in the porn. Bart seemed distant and unimportant, though he was very near and all Raleigh could think about. He just wants to look, probably. He prolly likes looking at dicks- Then he touched it.
Raleigh grunted. He couldn’t decide if he was nervous or not. His cock twitched. It felt good. He couldn’t deny that. It felt right, he could just let Bart get him hard, that would be fine.
I’ll just let him get me hard, and I’ll jack myself off.
His dick twitched in Bart’s grasp. Raleigh sucked in his breath, lifting the porno magazine up so he could look at it more closely, as though he could convince himself he hadn’t noticed what Bart was doing.
That hand stroked his girthy cock, slowly at first, barely palpable though it sent sparks of desire through Raleigh’s body. Then his shaft pulsated and twitched, and Raleigh’s whole body shook as his muscles flexed. He sucked on his teeth, cheeks turning red, and he let out a throaty breathless yelp.
“Is it okay if I taste it?”
“I dunno… I ain’t, you know… Maybe you could play with it some,” Raleigh said, slurping in his breath every few seconds and playing with his goatee. His eyes roamed down and saw his dick in Bart’s grasp. He had known it was happening, but it was shocking anyway. Bart reached into his fat, moist crotch and stroked it up and down, as though he really wanted it. Raleigh still thought Bart had been kidding about thinking he was hotter than William Ambers — who was like the Hollywood definition of “handsome”, he thought, at least for right now.
“Okay, thanks. If you want me to put it in my mouth, just let me know,” Bart said. He got down real low, stroking Raleigh’s shaft with both hands. He was so close he could feel the hairs on Raleigh’s ballsac, and he could smell the rain-soaked musk of his crotch.
“Uh.” Raleigh’s red face alternated between nervous chuckling and wide-eyed amazement. He’d never gotten jacked off by a man before. This was double-handed too, and that was another thing he’d never done. No girl was willing to do anything like this because no girl had ever been outright turned on by him. They were willing to put up with his size — sometimes — but they weren’t turned on by it.”You really like big guys?”
“I love them,” Bart said. He sighed. “But if you don’t want to get your dick wet…”
As he had expected, Bart didn’t have to wait long. All of a sudden, Raleigh gripped him by the hair and brought his head near his cock. Raleigh did that without thinking about it. He let go of Bart’s head before it touched his cock though.
“How about if I just get it wet?”
“Yeah, do that,” Raleigh said, his bass voice wavery and plaintive. His dick was rock-hard now, sticking out from under his belly. Raleigh closed his eyes and let out a little mewling sound as his dicktip disappeared into Bart’s mouth.
It feels so good… Raleigh didn’t know how to take it. Those guys he worked with were right — men did do it better than women. Bart slathered spit on the tip before deep-throating, making Raleigh moan and shake, those thunder thighs sliding over the couch cushions beneath him.
Soon Bart had his entire dick in his mouth, swallowing it the best he could as he gagged and choked up spit. His nose nuzzled Raleigh’s meaty crotch, while his hands reached up to explore the treasure trail on his belly and play with his nipples. It was obvious no one had really pleasured Raleigh like this before, and he didn’t know how to take it.
“You wanna cornhole me?” Bart said, slurping up the spit and precum that now clung to Raleigh’s dick. He kept leaking more precum too, which slid down his knobbly shaft. Bart swallowed whatever he could get to.
“Hell yeah,” Raleigh said without thinking about it.
Bart slid onto his back on the coffee table, feet high in the air. That was a perfect position for Raleigh, who kneeled before him and held onto his legs. Since Bart was so small, Raleigh could easily grip both legs at once.
None of his girlfriends had just done it. They all wanted foreplay, the right environment; they wanted him to be freshly showered and shaved and they’d only ever do it in the bedroom, under the covers, at night with the lights off.
But now Raleigh could do it as hard as he wanted. He didn’t need to worry about upsetting his bottom — Bart wanted it all. Bart winced in pain but still begged for more, until his ass was filled with all ten inches of Raleigh’s meatshaft.
It plowed into him, teasing his sensitive prostate and sending wave after wave of pleasure through Bart’s body. His belly flopped back and forth as he plowed into, slapping into Bart and leaving a layer of sweaty, rain-and-grass soaked grease on him. Bart reached for his chest, but in this position could barely reach it until Raleigh lowered himself even further.
As both men reached orgasm together, Raleigh let out a chest-rattling roar. His baritone voice echoed in the house, and made Bart croon out loud, begging for more. Raleigh’s entire cock rammed in and out of his tight ass, causing intense pressure but even more pleasure to hit him like a runaway lawnmower.
It felt so good Bart couldn’t breathe, and he shot his own wad on his chest and belly from the moment he touched his own cock. Raleigh would have been nervous and a bit disgusted by the sight of another man cumming, but he was overwhelmed by his own incipient orgasm, and anyway, his belly covered up Bart’s crotch, so he didn’t see it directly.
Great gobs of creamy cum flowed into Bart’s ass, making him moan and shake like an excited worm. He was dwarfed by the massive body jiggling overhead, sweat pouring down over Raleigh’s chest and belly. Raleigh roared and pounded on his own muscles like a victorious warrior — which was exactly what he felt like.
He hadn’t shot a load like this in years, he thought, pangs of bliss shooting through him. It kept going, wad after wad, filling up Bart’s body and slipping out onto his thighs. Raleigh’s balls slapped loudly with each thrust of his hips.
Then finally, Raleigh gulped. It was over, but still too intense to remove his cock. Every motion he made caused such exquisite agony he couldn’t handle it. “Shush, don’t move,” he breathlessly said, glad that Bart disobeyed him and wiggled because it felt so good Raleigh thought he might collapse.
His dick flopped out, and Raleigh flopped back onto the couch. He let out a horse-like whinny. He stroked his goatee and closed his eyes.
Shit… Did I just do that? Shit!
Now that he was done, Raleigh felt rising anxiety. Had he done something wrong? Before he could think of what to do next, however, Bart had appeared with some tissues, which he used to wipe Raleigh’s cock clean.
Then Bart remained there by the couch, licking Raleigh’s belly and the fur that was matted to his skin by various fluids. Raleigh watched until he realized Bart wasn’t going to be done — this wasn’t a brief little afterthought, it was how Bart wanted to spend the afternoon. Raleigh’s instinct was to say no. He didn’t want to lay here all afternoon while Bart licked his belly clean like a cat.
Or maybe, he thought, he did. The mere thought of it made him moan. “Ah, yeah… okay. You can like… lick me and shit,” Raleigh said, blushing as he watched Bart do just that. “You gonna do me again later?”
“Of course,” Bart said with a giggle. “You want me to make you something to eat? I’ll lick the crumbs off you when you’re done.”
“Hell yeah!” Raleigh bit his lip and stoked his goatee. This lawn gig, he thought, had turned out to be more exciting than he would have ever predicted.

The Fat Cop

Bart is out and about when a violent encounter leads to him meeting the hunkiest of pudgy cops — Officer Lawrence Lumpowski! Can Bart service Lumpowski’s alpha male meat?

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Bart was tiny, and he felt like an idiot standing outside with a broom in his hand. What was he going to do with a broom? Sweep the man to death?
A few yards away, Josh Winters, a skinny white thug with a tattooed neck and a ropy-muscled body, stood in a wifebeater and jeans, shouting into a brick wall. He wasn’t even comprehensible anymore, just red-faced, blaring, spittle flecking the wall, fingers tightened into a fist that smacked against the bricks. He had so many endorphins running through his veins he didn’t even respond like he was in pain, even though he must be, his hands were bleeding.
A lesser man, Bart thought, or any woman would think Josh was the most handsome.
But Bart wasn’t into skinny guys, or even muscular guys. He appreciated the physiques of fat, stout, big or chunky men. Josh was the exact opposite of Bart’s preferred body type.
He stood in the doorway with his broom, ready to jab it into Josh’s face if he tried to come in again. Luckily it didn’t seem to have occurred to Josh to try a window, or one of the other doors into the photography studio — which, now that it was relevant to him, seemed disastrously hard to secure to Bart. There were a dozen windows on the ground-floor, and three doors.
If this was a zombie movie, he thought, there’d be no way I could keep this place secure.
There was just the one man though, not a horde of zombies. He had shown up to “speak to” his girlfriend, a plus-sized model named September. She was stunningly gorgeous, and she worked for Bart at his plus-size modeling agency. She was here to model lingerie intended for “rubenesque ladies with curves for miles”, according to the description the label had sent him. That was September. She was rubenesque for sure, or maybe a few pounds under rubenesque, which was even better for fashion purposes. She was achievable-hot for actual rubenesque women.
Anyway, Bart had been keeping Josh Winters at bay with the broom for ten minutes, waiting for the cops to show up.
“Girl, you had better get ya stanky ass out here or I swear I will smack the tits off ya body! Huh? You playin’ wit’ me? Huh? You think I wouldn’t find out about ya sluttin’ it around! You is fuckin’ every man in the state, bitch! You disrespectin’ me! I swear to Christ, girl, I will take that broom off ya bitch-ass boss and ram it so far up his ass I gonna sweep his tongue clean!”
Bart’s heart raced as he jabbed the broom at him. He had started off using the handle-end, but he soon learned that the straw end was actually very painful, and it covered a wider area. He jabbed it into Josh’s face, leaving a multitude of red marks and making him groan and scratch at his eyes. Bart tried to punch Josh while he screamed obscenities, but he only bumped into the door itself.
“Ah!” Bart squealed. He was a tiny man who had never been in a fight in his life. He didn’t know what to do about this. He swatted Josh in the face again and tried to push him away.
“Fuck you! Little bitch! I’m comin’ in there! Bitch, you had better get out here right now-!” His face was blustery as the broom handle again pushed him from the doorway.
Finally, a siren could be heard. It felt like he had called the police an hour ago. It had actually been some twenty minutes, which was a superlative response time for the Baltimore City Police Department. Bart waved the broom towards Josh, who staggered around, blinded — some of the straw from the broom had scratched his eyes.
“Fuckin’ shit! Did you call the cops on me, you bitch?! I never hit you! I ain’t never hit you! Don’t tell ’em I was ever violent, bitch! You fuckin’ bitch! I never hit you! You fell, you fall, you fell, you fell, bitch! You know that!”
Soon it was all over. Two bored-looking cops got out of their car and grabbed Josh. They seemed to know him personally, and they seemed to take offense at having to arrest him yet again. They tossed him into the wall until he stopped shouting, and they got handcuffs on him. His nose bleeding, eyes red like a stoner, bleary and cursing under his breath, he was forced into the back of the cop car.
One of the cops went in to talk to September and take her statement, while the other cop stayed with Bart. Bart had been so excited and worked up that he didn’t notice until then that this second cop had one of those physiques he craved.
He was pudgy, which was what Bart liked most about him. He was white and bald — it looked like he was balding by nature, but he shaved his head to a gleaming cue ball — with a powerful body and a layer of fat atop it. His flesh bulged against his uniform shirt.
“Uh-huh, sweet, okay, so you jabbed him wit’ the broom?”
“Only when he was trying to get in and threatening my model,” Bart said. He wondered if he should be making a statement at all — would they charge him with a crime? What if Josh was blinded by that broom?
“Don’t worry, we ain’t lookin’ to charge no one. You shoulda broke that broom off inside his bitch-ass,” the cop said. He had deep dimples like he would have been handsome if he weren’t so pudgy. He had a stentorian Baltimore accent with a souciant of East Coast stawk. His name, according to the badge on his chest, was Officer Lawrence Lumpowski.
The name was appropriate, as he was shaped like a muscle-bound lump of manmeat.
Bart wondered if he could get a taste of Officer Lumpowski. He wanted to so bad he could already imagine what it would taste like — bitter and salty and warm, fleshy, soft and firm at once. He wanted him real bad.
But how could he make that happen?
As Bart finished giving his statement, another car pulled up, followed by a second one. These weren’t police cars. A pair of young men got out, running their fingers through their fantastic hair. They wore sunglasses and sleeveless shirts that showed off their bodies. They had six-packs and perfect teeth.
They were models as well, and a few minutes later they were joined by a photographer, a makeup lady and a talent agent — they were who had rented this photography studio after Bart. Bart had forgotten that he only had the space until four o’clock. The fashion shoot was supposed to be quick in the studio, then him and September were to go to the florist shop on Elm to shoot some more pictures. The arrival of Josh Winters had delayed everything.
As the male models filed in, and September came out with her girlfriends comforting her — she had called them — Bart stood back with Officer Lumpowski. Lumpowski’s eyes opened wide at the sight of September — a big-ass beauty if there ever was one — and watched her get in her friend’s car. He didn’t stop staring until she was out of sight, and there was nothing to look at but two male models comparing abs.
“Shit… Was I starin’ at her? I shouldn’t stare at battered girls, but damn, she was hot,” Lumpowski said. “What was she doin’ with a loser like Josh?”
“Ugh, don’t even get me started. You shoulda seen her last boyfriend. He tried to get her to sign one of those consensual slave contracts, and he lived with his mom in a trailer,” Bart said. He rolled his eyes. “Women have awful judgement.”
“Yeah.”
“You like your girls thick, huh?” Bart said.
“If they look like that, hell yeah,” Lumpowski said with a low whistle aimed at no one in particular. He glanced at the male models with their oil-glistening six-packs. Lumpowski laughed and clutched his belly. “I ain’t never one day in my life have a six-pack like that. Shit, I ain’t never have a one-pack. I once had a dream ‘bout doin’ half a situp and woke up sore as a dog.”
“I prefer the physiques of a larger man,” Bart said. He cleared his throat. “In fact… I love to jack off big men.” He patted Lumpowski on the arm. “Including large cops.”
Lumpowski laughed, then cut himself off, bit his lip and blushed. His big chunky cheeks turned bright red. He realized Bart was serious. “Oh… Wait, what?”
“You actually have the perfect male physique, Lumpowski,” Bart said. “I wouldn’t change a thing. I’d gladly get you off anytime. You could treat me like a fake pussy, like your own personal fleshlight. Shit, if you weren’t a cop, I’d have already offered you fifty bucks just to let me stroke it a bit.” He threw his hands up. “But I realize you’re not into that. Sorry.” He paused and giggled. “I was just kiddin’ about offering money, Officer. That’s probably a crime, I would expect, some sort of hygiene thing, right? At least against department policy, I’m sure. And I would never ask you to violate a department policy.”
“Uh-huh. You serious? You into them…?” He grunted and covered his leering eyes, suppressing a laugh. “You’re into… like… fat… men?”
He looked so embarrassed that it made Bart laugh along with him. Luckily September was gone so it didn’t seem disrespectful. Bart clutched Officer Lumpowski’s jiggling body for support as he guffawed, and Lumpowski turned redder and redder. He watched Bart’s hands clutch his chest and belly.
“Oh yeah, yeah, I sure do-” Bart said, clutching Lumpowski’s bicep through his uniform shirt. though covered with a layer of flab, Bart could feel the giant firm muscle beneath.
“Lumpowski! Let’s go!” His partner, Heartley, called out. He was getting in the patrol car, but he stopped when he saw Lumpowski. He motioned towards the driver’s side door as though Lumpowski should already be behind the wheel. Then Officer Heartley said, “Whatchoo makin’ that face at?”
“Oh, just this dude…” Lumpowski said. “It’s a… Nothing. Nevuhmind.” He glanced at Bart. “Nevuhmind, you. That ain’t… Don’t do nothin’ Jesus wouldn’t do.” He was still red-faced and chuckling as he got in the patrol car and drove away. Bart was disappointed. He had thought that that encounter was going somewhere.
So he just went home. That photo shoot had been a bust. Lumpowski had been a bust. He never even took a single pic for the lingerie company. He was going to have to set up another photoshoot with September. He sent her a text asking how she was doing and asking her to let him know if she would be willing to do the photoshoot again, once she was ready.
He’d already paid her too. Shit…
Then he went out for his nightly walk. He liked to walk as the sun went down and it wasn’t so hot anymore, and the traffic on the road wasn’t so bad — there was no sidewalk in the area he did most of his walking. It was much easier once the day’s traffic died down, and he preferred walking in the neighborhood to using a treadmill.
He hadn’t gotten very far, however, before there was a car by his side — a police car. It pulled to a stop and the driver’s side window rolled down.
“Hey, man! Hey… you want a ride home?” It was Officer Lumpowski, his big bald face gleaming as he smiled. Heartley was gone, it seemed.
“Oh, uh, well… I was just walking, y’know… for walking.” Bart slid into the passenger seat. “But thanks.”
Lumpowski started driving again. “So, uh… I was kinda hopin’ I’d run into you,” he said. He cleared his throat.
“Uh-huh.” Bart pretended to have no idea what Lumpowski was talking about, though he had a pretty good idea where this was going.
“And, like… how you… you’re into… jacking off big guys. You know? Like… was you serious?”
“Very,” Bart said. “Did you get my address from the statement I made? Is that legal?”
“It ain’t illegal unless I access the data in the database for an impropuh purpose,” Lumpowski said. “Ain’t illegal to remembuh what you told me and write it down somewhere othuuh than the private database.”
“I see. That’s a cute technicality. Remember to take it for a walk and feed it every day.”
“So, like… If you serious, y’know… When I was growin’ up, my Uncle Ralph, he was a biker and shit-“
“Sounds nice.”
“And he was always, y’know… He said one time — or a couple times, but y’know… like he said… you know… it ain’t wrong, like it ain’t a sin — you know, like you can still — I don’t mess wit’ girl crime victims. Okay? Don’t make me do that sensitivity trainin’ again, I can’t handle that-“
“I won’t complain. You can park there,” Bart said, pointing to his driveway. Lumpowski pulled in and stopped the car.
“So, like…” Lumpowski’s big face was as red as a cranberry, shadowy with the dim light of dusk. “So, uh… I was… My uncle… and like, my dad, and some other guys, uh… back then… They was like… It ain’t, you know, makin’ ‘em sinfulnessly… if they’s… like on top. You know? Like… tops and bottoms, you know about that?”
“Yes, I know about that.”
“So, uh… like… Do you… think that… is right?”
“Well, it didn’t make any sense, you were babbling. But your uncle sounds like a very smart man, Officer Lumpowski,” Bart said. “I think he was right.”
“Shit, so like… I want… I mean… I got a wife, you know, but uh… She don’t like me… We is on the feud… I mean… She’s at her sister’s. She say I’m… Well, she ain’t too fond of me right now,” he said. “So, y’know-” He gasped and sucked in his breath as Bart’s hand snaked over to his lap. Bart’s delicate fingers snuck under his belly and into his crotch, where he ran his fingertip over the shaft of Lumpowski’s cock, stretching against the fabric of his uniform slacks.
“How far back does that seat go?” Bart asked softly.
“Pretty far, see?” He raced to activate the lever and scoot his seat back. That gave Bart plenty of room to get his face on Lumpowski’s dick between his belly and the steering wheel.
“I think cops should blow their nut all the time. It aids in focus,” Bart said. “But of course I’d never make girls do it, that would be wrong. So I’d just have to step up to the plate and jerk all those dicks.”
“Ah, shit, man, I ain’t stick my dick in a wet mouth in like six months. My wife won’t do it anymore. She said she read on a website how it’s like… impressive.”
Bart looked up at him. “What?” He undid the belt and unzipped Officer Lumpowski’s slacks.
“I swear, that’s what she said. She can’t do it anymore because it’s impressive.”
“Oh… Are you sure she didn’t say oppressive?”
“Ah! Oh, fuck! Yeah, that makes more sense!” He lifted his ass up enough to rearrange the tight white briefs he wore, giving him enough space to pull his fat bullish prick out through the fly. It flopped onto Bart’s face. “Oh sorry, I ain’t mean to mollywop you.”
“That’s okay,” Bart said. “I appreciate a good mollywopping.” He took Lumpowski’s dick in his hand and let it slide into his mouth.
Lumpowski sighed. “Shit, man…” One of his heavy hands touched Bart’s head, spreading his mouth open. “Sorry, shit, Jesus, man, that feels good. I needed that.” He leaned his head back and sighed. His dick stiffened up quickly — he must have been very horny, Bart thought.
Soon it jabbed into the back of Bart’s throat, and Bart deep-throated him into his meaty crotch, his nose nuzzling Lumpowski’s unkempt pubic bush. He inhaled deeply of his unwashed scent, the day’s musk having built up. Bart bet Lumpowski didn’t wash these slacks every day either, they smelled stale, like they were soaked in Lumpowski’s intense scent.
“Damn… My wife never sucked me off like that, yo,” he said. “I used to know this girl who did, but she dumped me a long time ago. My wife, shit… she never deep-throated me. Or even tried to. I thought that was messed up, she was always givin’ me tips on how to lick her pussy better, and printing out these weird-ass articles about how I should watch her put makeup on cuz that’ll make me lick pussy better. She said it helped but then like a week later…” His voice trailed off into a moan, and he humped his hips up, forcing his dick deeper into Bart’s throat. “Shit, man…”
Car 91. Car 91. Are you still on the road?
“Shit!” Lumpowski grabbed the radio off the dashboard. He took a deep breath, hoping he didn’t sound like he was getting off. “Yeah. I’m still out. What’s up?”
Chief says you gotta come back, you never signed that report about the domestic violence call.
“Goddamn it…” Lumpowski said. “Hey, man, was there anything you forgot to tell me earlier?”
“What?” Bart pulled off his cock, thick tendrils of spit still connecting him to the shaft.
“I gotta go back to sign it today, which is a pain in the ass, unless I gots a valid reason for not finishing it. It’s a law,” he said. “If you forgot to tell me somethin’…”
“That guy, Josh, he called me a pussy. Did I mention that before?”
“Nah, you ain’t say that. Good. That’s good, that’ll do,” he said. He spoke into the radio. “I had to re-interview the witness, about a possible miso… misojinny hate-crime charge. I’m doing it right now,” he said. “I’ll have to sign it tomorrow.”
Ten-four.
Lumpowski laughed. “Shit, thanks, man.”
“No problem… You could say thanks another way, you know…”
“What?” Lumpowski was already trying to feed his dick back into Bart’s mouth. He grunted, his cheeks ruddy again as he was nearing his orgasm. Precum ran down his shaft, and Bart licked it up.
“Hmmm… You taste real good, but you’d feel even better in my ass,” Bart said.
“Holy shit, you’re serious? You don’t think I’m too pudgy?”
“Too pudgy? Is that a thing?” Bart said. “I’m pretty sure it isn’t. I’m an expert, and I’ve never heard of it.” He leaned his own seat back as far as it would go. Then he climbed up into the basket-seat, facing backward. The cop car was barely spacious enough for Lumpowski to fit behind him, but Bart enjoyed the feel of him squeezing in there.
“Man, can’t we go inside?”
“No way,” Bart said. “I wanna get plowed in a cop car. Don’t worry, none of my neighbors can see.” Trees and an unkillable grove of bamboo blocked the view from the road, and the only house nearby was for sale and not currently being lived in.
“It’s a tight fit,” he said, then he chuckled as he slid past Bart. He grunted and squeezed to get behind him, his rock-hard dick rubbing against Bart’s ass. “Ha, ‘tight fit’.”
Bart giggled too. “Tight fits are the best.” He didn’t make it too easy for Lumpowski to get behind him. He liked making Lumpowski work and rub all over Bart’s body as he squeezed into the passenger seat. Bart was crouched down, spreading his cheeks to give Lumpowski easy access.
“Does your wife ever let you fuck her in the ass?” Bart asked.
He snorted. “No way. She wouldn’t even let me look at her ass,” he said. “She said I got a dick like a billyclub. She weren’t never gonna let me try anal.”
“Why did you hook up with her? She sounds like a bitch.”
“Yeah… But she’s hot, and y’know… Women don’t like pudgy guys, so I don’t got a lotta choices.” he said. “And she was nice… y’know, before. Before we got married.” He wedged his dick between Bart’s cheeks. “Ah, shit, I can’t believe I’m gonna stick a dude’s butt. I seen guys do that in jail, but shit, man…”
Bart opened his mouth to respond but all that came out was a wrenching oomph as he felt intense pressure in his ass. He could understand why Lumpowski’s girlfriend was not so enamored of the way he plowed into — he was aggressive and awkward, plowing in at different angles, huffing and puffing like a tired bull, his heavy body pressing down on Bart.
But while his girlfriend might not have liked it, Bart loved being treated like a piece of meat. Lumpowski could use and abuse his ass for as long as he wanted and, ideally, a little longer than that. He groaned and moaned, turning his face so Lumpowski’s hot breath condensed on his cheeks instead of the back of his head. His hands turned into claws that dug into the upholstery beneath him.
“Shit, man, damn, lemme in, shit, don’t move, don’t move, don’t move—” Lumpowski said. He sucked in his breath and a few drops of spit escaped onto Bart’s face. Intense pressure erupted in Bart’s ass, as Lumpowski’s cock rammed inexorably deeper and deeper. You could tell he’d never fucked a woman in the ass, because he was awkward and fumbling, with the cramped quarters contributing to his struggles. Bart writhed in his powerful body, as pleasure flowed like wine through his veins.
Bart slurped it all down, and when he got Lumpowski’s thick arm in front of him — Lumpowski’s writhing atop him ended with Bart in a loose chokehold — he slurped the sweat that clung to him, and he licked Lumpowski’s dense arm hairs. The smell of Lumpowski’s armpits wafted into his nostrils. A cavernous moan of bliss escaped from Lumpowski’s throat, and he squeezed Buck tight.
His uniform scratched at Bart’s back as Lumpowski pressed down on him, cock all the way in, moving in little circles, grinding atop Bart’s prostate. Bart cried out, the sound muffled by Lumpowski’s uniform and arm. Bart jacked his own self off, reaching his orgasm as his prostate exploded in ecstasy.
Cum sprayed onto the seat, followed moments later by a burst of semen into Bart’s ass. Bart sighed and moaned, slurping on Lumpowski’s forearm hard enough to leave a hickey. The pain in his ass right now was intense, but the pleasure was even intenser, and it made Bart dizzy, giddy with desire. He could have gladly flailed beneath Lumpowski’s body forever.
But eventually he was done, and Lumpowski’s cock fell limp inside him. Great gobs of cum spilled out, but Lumpowski remained right there. He murmured “don’t move” every few seconds, though Bart couldn’t move anyway, the pleasure within him was so potent he couldn’t think of it, and there wasn’t space to move in the tiny squad car.
Then Lumpowski backed out with a chortling gasp. He struggled to back away enough to get his dick out, since he was trapped in the little space between the seat and the dashboard.
Finally, Lumpowski was out, and Bart scampered over the passenger seat into the back, where he sprawled out, exhausted and spent. “Shit…” Bart said.
Lumpowski sat back, his dick out, copious sweat beading on his forehead. “Goddamn… Hey, can I come see you again, man?”
Bart smiled. “Sure. Anytime. I’m not always around though. Text me first,” he said. “If I’m in the city, I’ll come running.”
Lumpowski nodded. He lay there in the passenger seat, dazed, while Bart cleaned himself up. Then Bart cleaned off Lumpowski’s cock, kissed him on the neck and climbed out of the car.
He hoped Lumpowski did call him, though Bart expected he might not be around. He traveled often, both to find new plus-sized ladies for his modeling agency and to go in search of his ultimate love: fat men.

The Fat Mechanic

Bart loves living above an auto repair garage because that means he gets to see the giant stud/studly giant Robby McCardle, a blue-collar hick with a whole lot of meat both upstairs and downstairs! Can Bart tighten his torque to a satisfactory degree?!

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Bart Dazzle pulled into the spot across from his building. He wished he didn’t have to park here, but there weren’t many actual parking spots, so usually he had to pull in across the street. That was annoying because of the bird shit — the trees on the other side of the road were apparently full of birds with digestive problems. Whenever Bart parked there, he came out to a car covered in bird shit in the morning.
He didn’t want to complain, because his apartment was great, and very cheap, plus he got a discount on car repairs. Not many people wanted to live in a rickety, drafty apartment above a used car dealership and auto repair shop. It was loud and cold and a mouse magically appeared in his kitchen every time he left some crumbs out even for an hour. That was presumably because of the huge open garage area right underneath his apartment, which must have been crawling with mice. The only saving grace was that he had seen at least two snakes recently. Bart liked snakes, so he didn’t mind and hoped they would eat some of the mice.
The other reason he liked his apartment was Robby McCardle. He was a mechanic at the shop. When Bart got out of his car, Robby was coming out of the garage with a set of keys in his hand.
He was short and squat, powerfully built underneath a massive layer of blubber. He was hairy all over, even onto his back — that was obvious because he wore a sleeveless shirt, and the furry black hairs covering his shoulder poked out from the strap of fabric there. A nest of coarser black hair spilled out of both armpits.
There was a tattoo of a Confederate flag over his chest, plainly visible in the sleeveless camo shirt he wore. More tattoos, including American flags, a recreation of the Iwo Jima landing, the words ‘NECK LIFE, a silhouette of an old woman, several silhouettes of sexy women and a fat but sex Statue of Liberty, all dotted his chest and expansive belly. His fatness jiggled when he moved, and Bart could see the powerful musculature beneath the heft shift along with it.
“I tol’ you I’s gettin’ desperate, sure as shit stinks on Sunday!” Robby said, guffawing at the other mechanics. “When you grow up on a farm, you gotta get in whatever hole-” He stopped because they laughed too hard at him to hear. Robby pumped his hips as though plowing into the air.
“Baah! Baah! Baah!” One of the other mechanics baahed like a sheep.
“Is yo’ mama a sheep?”
“Not no sheep! Nobody fuck a sheep, man, they all covered in wool! I’s talkin’ ‘bout goats, homeboy!” Robby yelled to be heard over the other mechanics. Robby blushed but smiled like he wasn’t bothered. He grabbed his dick through his filthy jeans and wagged it towards the garage. Then he turned around.
He saw Bart and stopped short. He furrowed his bull-like brow.
Bart nodded at him. “Hey. How you doin’?”
Robby bit his lip, making his cheeks jiggle. “Howdy, suh.” He headed over to a Toyota, got in the driver’s seat and backed it into the garage. The mechanics made sounds that were supposed to be a goat getting plowed into by a fat hick, but they didn’t seem to really know what that would sound like. Not that Bart knew what it sounded like either, but he didn’t suppose it was that sort of pornographic grunt-moan that they did loud enough to be audible through the floor when Bart went upstairs to his apartment.
Now Bart was thinking about dicks. In his bathroom, he could hear everything going on below. Normally that was just the radio, switching between country and urban pop stations. But today he heard laughing and more baahing — they seemed to have gone back to sheep-sounds since it was easier to make.
“Damn, that ya female, Fiddle? She is fine-“
“She don’t like white meat, ‘specially not fatback pork!”
“She got ass for days-“
“She ain’t got time for yo’ thickest-hick ass, Robby! She don’t need that tiny cock-“
“Ah shit, you awakened the beast-“
Bart couldn’t make out any more words, but he could tell from the way Fiddle’s voice trailed off that he hadn’t meant to make that tiny-cock joke, and then there were scandalized shouts. Then Fiddle said something about not flashing his girlfriend — obviously they had had this discussion before, and Fiddle had learned Robby’s dick was not tiny at all. He had forgotten, hence the joke.
That made Bart’s heart skipped a beat. Had Robby whipped his dick out to prove it was big?
“He got meat, nigga! That ain’t-“
“It ain’t nothin’, man, quit lookin’ at it-“
“Put ya goddamn dick away, motherfucker! No one wanna see that.”
“That artsy fellah upstairs do…”
“Swear to god, man, you confused a big dick wit’ a big belly. This is a big dick!”
There was another outpouring of scandalized shouts. Bart was beginning to get hard just picturing it. All of those mechanics were at least kind of hot. That was Fiddle who just took his dick out — he was too skinny for Bart’s preference, but he was handsome in his way, and Bart wouldn’t have turned down a roll in the hay with him. It would have been a bony, angular roll, he thought, like making out with a coatrack, but a roll nonetheless.
“…. Circlejerk! … …”
“Ha! Do it!”
“That’s some nasty-ass shit-“
“Bend him over, Fiddle!”
“Don’t touch my motherfuckin’ dick!”
It sounded like possibly more than two had taken their dicks out now, and were they jousting? Or chasing after each other as though they might start jousting, just as a prank? That was what Bart suspected based on the sounds he heard, but he enjoyed imagining them circlejerking.
It all ended unfortunately quickly though. Fiddle’s girlfriend came into the office attached to the garage, and they all politely shut up. There was some scattered laughter, but no one wanted a girl to know they’d been wagging dicks at each other. That’s how rumors get started. Someone must have whispered something funny, because Bart heard snorting and muffled giggling.
After that the radio turned on, and they started doing work again. Bart was annoyed. That had been almost enough to get him hard, then he was blue-balled.
Bart had long wanted to jack off with Robby. He had a great love for doing it with gigantic men like him. But he had never propositioned Robby because he didn’t want to cause an awkward situation with his landlord. If Robby complained, they might evict Bart — Robby could even threaten a lawsuit claiming Bart caused an unsafe working environment.
But now that he had heard Robby complain of being horny — apparently horny enough to (presumably jokingly) imply he would fuck a goat — Bart wondered if he had a better chance than he had thought. If he would jokingly fuck a goat, maybe he would get off wth Bart in the real world.
So Bart went downstairs and told the nice lady behind the counter that his car was making a funny noise. That was accurate. It was a sort of a thwackity-thwackity sound. Bart just didn’t much care, this car was on its last legs anyway.
But the reason he said that was so she would send Robby out to go on a drive with Bart. The shop was almost closed, but Robby said he wanted to find out what the car needed so he could start right away in the morning.
Bart drove off, heading down the country road instead of the highway. He wanted to drive slowly. He pointed out the thwackity-thwackity sound and turned down the radio so it was audible.
“Hmm… I dunno what that might be. Prolly just a loose hose. You gettin’ overheated ever?”
“All the time, man, I get — oh wait, you mean the car? No, the car never gets overheated,” Bart said with a flirtatious laugh. He glanced over at Robby to make sure he wasn’t reacting badly. You never know who’s Christian these days.
Robby had a deep, throaty chuckle, and it made his hefty body shake in the seat he didn’t quite fit in. His arms were well past his own seat and the fleshy thickness of his upper arm rubbed on Bart’s shoulder.
“Well, then it prolly ain’t the coolant system,” Robby said. He lifted up his shirt and scratched his belly, which bared its bigness and the brownish hair that ran in a trail down the center of it.
“Hmmmm…. Are you still seeing that girl?” Bart asked. He hadn’t really seen Robby with any girl, but Robby didn’t know that.
“Who? Elise? Nah? She dumped me. She’s fuckin’ crazy, man.”
“Oh, that sucks,” Bart said. He sighed. “You must be lonely now.”
Robby scoffed. “Whatevuh. I put my dangle out there.”
“Well, you must at least get horny from time to time. Horny enough to fuck a goat.”
Robby blushed and laughed so hard it echoed deafeningly. “Ha! You heard that shit? Can you hear us up in ya place?”
“Mostly I just hear the radio,” Bart said. “You guys love Lynyrd Skynyrd.”
“Yeah we can all agree on them, whenever we argue about the radio we put on Lynyrd Skynyrd and everyone’s happy,” Robby said. “Shit, man, I ain’t really fuck a goat on the farm, okay? There was lots of rumors, y’know, ‘bout this one farmhand we had, and there was this Mexican on the other side of the county, e’ryone said he got caught fuckin’ a piglet.”
“A piglet? That’s like child-rape and bestiality-“
“I know, right?! I don’t think that’s true though. It’s just a rumor. Ain’t no pig farms out there anyways,” Robby said. “I ain’t nevuh fuck a goat, I swear, not one time. I don’t get that drunk.”
“Well, you can get your rocks off more easily than that anyway,” Bart said. He paused as Robby’s mind whirred. Then Bart said, “There’s, y’know… options even without women.”
“Oh, jacking off? Yeah-“
“Yeah, but, uh… with a friend.”
Robby paused. “Oooooooohhh…. Yeah. That… on the farm, y’know… I don’t mess with that shit, but y’know, some of them farmhands… My momma once caught ‘em in a barn doin’ something she wouldn’t tell me about.”
Bart giggled. “It’s fun to imagine…”
“It sound nasty.” His scraggly beard hairs shook as he gruffly grunted and looked away.
Bart cleared his throat. “So… I’d be glad to help you out, y’know.”
“What?”
“If you ever get horny enough, come on upstairs. I’m in the last apartment on the right if you come up the front stairs,” Bart said. “I’ll jack you off with my mouth if you want. You can stick me in the ass, whatever you want.”
“Man, no way. You is into that?” Robby pursed his lips and glared at Bart. “That is… That’s fuckin’ nasty.” He paused. “Man… I ain’t into that nasty shit, nothing personal.”
“Sure, sure, no problem,” Bart said. “Feel free to say no.”
“No.”
“I’ll give you two hundred dollars.”
Robby didn’t answer. He looked out the window. “Man… That’s nasty. I…”
“I’ll swallow your dick so good. I swallow cum too.” Bart paused to lick his lips and run his eyes up and Robby’s expansive frame. “Okay, I can tell you’re wondering — I love your fat. I’m into fat guys. I would love to lick your belly, and I wanna feel it flopping on my head while I get you off-“
“Three hundred bucks.”
“Deal,” Bart said. He pulled back into the shop, where there was a spot now available, so he didn’t have to park across the street. Robby was surprised — he had been so focused on Bart’s offer that he didn’t notice they were heading back. Bart cleared his throat. “You wanna come up to my place?”
“You crazy? Wait till after five. Once them asshats is gone, I’ll sneak up the back stairs,” Robby said. His fat ass heaved out of the car and into the garage without waiting for an answer.
Bart didn’t mind waiting. He got his apartment a little cleaner and queued up some porn on the computer — he made it hardcore interracial gangbang stuff with lots of big black dicks rubbing against each other, because he knew Robby wouldn’t like that.
Sure enough, he scoffed at the sight of it when he finally strode in an hour later. “Man, you ain’t put that shit on for me, didya?”
“Sorry, I don’t know what you like,” Bart said.
Robby pushed past him to type in chicks hardcore and found a video he liked. He bristled when he felt Bart’s hands on his meaty, hairy shoulders. Robby cleared his throat. “I prolly stink like a ferret, man. You want me to shower first?”
“No!” Bart blurted out. “Sorry, I mean… no. Don’t shower. I like ‘em dirty.”
“That’s nasty.”
“That’s nasty?” He pointed to one of the vaginas onscreen. “That’s where babies come from. You stick your dick in there. That’s nasty. You like plowing into a baby factory.”
“A pussy ain’t like a baby factory!” Robby said with a laugh. “You know there’s no baby in there, right?”
“Yeah, I know there’s no baby, literally, I’m just saying… If your kink was fucking women in a toy store surrounded by dolls and pacifiers and shit, people would say that was nasty-“
“It ain’t the same thing!”
Bart giggled. He had gotten Robby so worked up he had barely noticed Bart stroking his dick through his jeans. Now his cock twitched, and he couldn’t help but notice. His eyes opened wide, and his cock throbbed in Bart’s grasp. Bart dropped to his knees, and Robby aimed the computer chair away from the desk so Bart could get his head between those massive thighs.
He stank like the garage downstairs, like cold steel and warm engines rumbling, with the acridity of the oil and fluids that had stained his jeans many times over. The smell brought tears to Bart’s eyes even before he had unzipped them and let Robby’s fat cock flop out.
A lot of fat men have small cocks because most of their shafts’s lengths gets subsumed by the fatty tissue’s growth in their crotch. But Robby didn’t have that body type, or maybe his cock was simply so huge that it still looked big even with much of it swallowed up by his heft. Regardless, a ten-inch slab of thick, veiny, greasy dickmeat flopped out over Bart’s face.
Robby jumped as though it hurt him. His eyes were intently trained on the computer screen, but kept peeking down at his crotch. It was weird, cold, ticklish when Bart’s tongue snaked out.
“Hmmmmm….” Bart let out a moan, then swallowed Robby’s cocktip. He suckled on it loudly, and Robby shook. Bart deep-throated him. Robby leaned back, his face turning red. His hands flailed and his heavy belly shook.
“Goddamn, man… Ah, shit…” Robby hyperventilated like he couldn’t take this. His dick wasn’t even hard yet — though it was rapidly firming up — and he already found himself enjoying this. He had thought he wouldn’t be able to, that he’d be so turned off by the knowledge it was a man’s mouth on his dick that he’d struggle to get hard.
That hadn’t happened at all. His cock throbbed, pulsating in Bart’s throat. Moisture coated his shaft. Bart’s nose nuzzled his fat crotch, that entire girthy dick stretching his throat.
“Shit, man, shit!” Robby opened his eyes wide. He squirmed. He licked his lips. He remembered Bart saying he liked the idea of Robby’s belly flopping over his face, so Robby did so. His girlfriends always made him shower and wash his balls before they’d even think about touching him. It was fun to watch his belly slap Robby’s forehead, leaving a layer of greasy sweat there.
Just as Robby had lost enough of his inhibitions to touch Bart’s forehead and plow down his throat, Bart pulled off and licked his belly. Robby looked at him grossly, but he lifted his shirt up to make it easy. He watched Bart slather his belly with spit, then suck on his manboobs and nipples.
“Ew…” Robby grimaced. He wasn’t ashamed of his body. He was happy and comfortable in his own skin. However, it was a little weird and gross to see a man licking his hairy fatpad, and even slurping the sweat out of his stale armpit hair.
“I wanna taste your fat balls…” Bart whispered right into Robby’s ear, which startled him. He yelped, and his dick twitched in Bart’s hand.
His cock and balls were moist, dripping with saliva and precum. The whole area smelled rank, like a jizz-sock, Bart thought. He loved that. He slurped up as many fluids as he could find, then lowered his head until he could take in Robby’s heavy sac. He swallowed it down, gurgling on the sweaty balls.
The taste was exquisitely raunchy. It tasted like pure dirt, and it was gritty with salt and who-knew-what-else. Robby’s ballsac was so moist with sweat it was like swallowing a mouthful of sweat, like downing a shot of it and gargling on it so it overwhelmed Bart’s senses. He moaned moistly, the sound of which made Robby gag because he could almost taste his own balls.
“Ugh… Man…” Robby grunted. He squirmed on his seat. The hot-chicks porno had stopped, and the browser automatically switched back to the interracial gangbang video again. Robby noticed, but his hands were busy flailing around — he wanted to touch Bart’s head to guide him back to his cock, but that felt too weird; the texture of Bart’s hair made it obvious he was a man, and Robby couldn’t pretend it was a female on his cock.
Finally Bart pulled away from Robby’s balls. He giggled at the shocked look on his face, and he pulled a pubic hair off his lip. “You ready to stick it in me?”
Robby bristled. His machismo wouldn’t let him say no, of course, but he would have rather continued getting jacked off.
That changed when Bart actually turned around and bent over. Robby’s first thought was what were you nervous for? His ass looks like a perfect female- He cut his own thought off because that was horrid to him — Robby was raised to be very religious and to think any masturbation was a sin. His mother would be scandalized if she knew he jacked off even alone, much less with another man (his father wouldn’t, Robby suspected, but only if he knew Robby had been paid — his father resolutely believed men should do whatever it took to avoid going “on the dole”, so he forgave any man for being motivated by poverty to do something immoral — his father would also approve better if Robby lied that he robbed Bart rather than accept the money that had been agreed upon — not that Robby was going to tell either parent about this).
Bart’s ass was smooth and perky like a porno-star. Robby had daydreamed about plowing into asses just like this one. His hole winked like it was begging Robby to do it. In real life, Robby couldn’t get trim girls to look at him, much less offer up their tight little asshole. Robby occasionally got girls as thick as him, and he once had gotten a female to give up the ass — he lied about how often that happened, but it had actually only ever been once, and she had been a nasty fat-ass who stank like a fetid pond.
This was nice, Robby thought but would never admit. He didn’t have to worry about his fat-ass turning the girl off, or about accidentally getting so sweaty she made him stop and shower a second time (which had happened before). He stood up and bent his knees, ramming his dick into Bart’s ass without hesitation — he thought it would be easier if he just did it quickly, like ripping a band-aid off.
At first it was awkward and unpleasant. Robby grunted. Then a surge of pleasure ran up from his cock as it was swallowed up — was Bart pulling it into his ass? Was that possible? Or was Robby’s body working on instinct to get deep in there? — and Bart howled.
He sucked in his breath. “Damn, you got one tight ass…”
“Hmmm… You can ramrod me hard, and let your belly crush me, okay? I wanna feel you on top of me…” Bart whimpered as Robby slowly weighed down on him.
It kept feeling like he was going to really crush Bart, that he’d be turned into a pancake. He was so tiny, and his back was so clean and smooth. Robby felt like he was corrupting something pure as he slipped his cock in, and his hairy belly left a layer of grease and spit on his back.
Robby chuckled. He was going to say something about Bart liking it nasty, but his dick had slid the rest of the way in, his balls slapping against Bart’s asscrack. It felt so good Robby couldn’t quite concentrate enough to say anything.
So he just let out a long low moan. He slapped Bart’s asscheeks because that made him squirm and clench. Robby licked his lips, leaning down with both arms to pin Bart in place as he used all of his weight to slam in and out of Bart’s ass. Pangs of intense pleasure ran up his body.
But the pleasure was even greater for Robby, who writhed in exquisite agony. Wave after wave of prostate orgasm hit him like a truck. He cried out loud, and he was glad there was no one left downstairs because they would have definitely heard.
Bart’s hands turned into claws that dug into the carpet beneath him. The pressure was intense, and still Robby’s cock slammed in and out, shooting load after creamy load of hot cum that coated his insides. Still there was more coming, as though Robby had built up cum he needed to get rid of, and he sprayed it all deep into Bart’s ass.
A little of Robby’s fatty flesh spilled over the side of Bart’s face, so he could turn his head and slurp all the sweat and spit there. It was deliciously flabby, hairy, greasy.
Bart shot his own wad on the carpet. He was laid out flat, squashed by Robby’s hefty body, which still plopped over and over on him even as Robby’s cock fell limp inside him.
“Ah, man, come on….” Robby bit his lip, grabbed Bart by the back of the head and rolled over, so Robby was on his back, his limp dick still in Bart’s ass. Bart struggled stay in position, riding him and massaging his fat belly.
At last, Bart couldn’t take it anymore. He pulled away, but kept slurping Robby’s fat until Robby’s moist dick finally flopped out. That plump load plopped out too as Bart squatted over Robby’s crotch. Robby gagged at the sight of a huge wad of santorum and cum coat his limp dick.
“Shit, man… That’s nasty, you made a big mess…”
Bart giggled and blushed. “I’m sorry. I think you made the mess though.”
Robby belched. “I think I should take a shower.”
“Okay, go ahead,” Bart said. “But I get to watch.”
Robby grumbled but agreed and went in the bathroom. Bart settled down there on the edge of the tub, chasing Robby’s hairy asscheek with his tongue. Robby tried his best to ignore him as he showered, then eventually thwacked his limp dick over Bart’s face a few times.
Bart smiled. He had gotten what he wanted, and he had a feeling he might get it again before too long. Robby was a lot less reluctant now than he had been when they started.
Bart couldn’t wait.

The Fat Redneck

Bart is at the hardware store when he hooks up with a sullen clerk. His name is Carl Slattery, and he’s a big-ass redneck with enough manmeat for Bart to worship for hours!

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Bart wandered around the cavernous hardware store in search of an employee. They wore fluorescent orange vests as though they might get run over in here, but somehow, despite all that visibility, Bart couldn’t find a single one anywhere. The Home & Tool seemed to be entirely unmanned. Even the registers were self-service. No employees.
He sighed and flared his nostrils. He thought he saw a flash of orange, but then it was gone. He somehow ended up in the bathroom-fixture area, trapped in a maze of little model bathrooms, including mirrors that gave the whole section a carnival funhouse vibe. Everywhere he went he ended up back at the same mid-century modern grotto. He could even see the actual store, the non-bathroom-fixtures part of the store, but displays of toilets and sinks and toilet paper holders blocked him.
The store did not know how close he came to knocking over the displays to get out of there. For a slim, mild-mannered white man, that was a harrowing experience.
“Hello?” Bart said as he finally made his way to the main hallway that bisected the store. He was back where he had started — by the unmanned register at the paint department — and still hadn’t found an employee.
The key machine was right over there. He could see it. He even knew how to use it, but the employees needed to turn it on, and he couldn’t do that.
At the new grocery stores, they have automatic keymaking machines, no employees needed, Bart thought. He ought to have gone there. But he happened to live near the hardware store. Hardware stores have been making keys for decades, so it made sense. Or maybe forever, he didn’t know. How long had keys been an affordable consumer product? He had no idea. Whenever the world moved on from those giant jailer’s keys they use in movies, whenever that was.
He looked up and down the aisles. No employees.
He had just moved into a new apartment in Opossumtown, Alabama, which he thought sounded like a joke. “Opossumtown”? Was Hillbillyburg already taken? The one nice thing about living in a place like this was the well-staffed hardware stores — in the north, not a single person knew how to use a screwdriver, it seemed, so hardware stores were a giant barrel of useless, but in Alabama, Bart had thought he’d find plenty of handy guys.
But he hadn’t really found as many as he thought, especially not when he actually needed them. Like right now. Bart frowned.
Finally there was one. “Hey, uh, excuse me-” Bart blushed and stopped short at the sight of the rotund redneck in an orange vest, who turned to face him.
He was ungodly handsome, sending a nervous chill up Bart’s spine. He was round but strong, broad-shouldered, with plenty of muscle beneath a mountain of padding. His gait was thick and heavy, like a dreary donkey, but he brimmed with confidence like a stallion. He was heavily tattooed, with looping lines and whorls running up from his arms onto his neck. He had a thick beard too, dangling well below his neck, making him look like a biker.
“What do ya need, man?” the rotund redneck asked as he walked by. He had the swamp-set yellowhammer drawl Bart found throughout Alabama, his vowels dragged out until they overtook the consonants. The accent hung in Bart’s ears like kudzu and was as smooth, sultry and spicy as Alabama barbecue sauce.
“Uh, I need some keys made.”
He rolled his eyes and sighed. “Fine. C’mon,” he said. He was distinctly rude. Despite his desire, Bart was annoyed. It was hardly his fault he needed some keys.
The rotund redneck had a name-tag on that read Carl. He led Bart to the key machine, then had to radio his supervisor to bring him the key that would turn it on. He waited there, breathing heavily — not because he was out of breath, just because he was a hefty guy who usually breathed pretty heavily.
‘Be there in a minute, Carl. Consider reminding our guest of the other items on display.’
“Man, I hate this guy, ah, I ain’t realize it was Jerry on duty,” Carl said with a sneer. He rolled his eyes and gritted his teeth. “Ya, uh, so, like… You want a keyring or something?” He gestured to the wall of dangling key-rings, key-fobs and other add-ons.
“No, thank you,” Bart said. “Your manager is a dick? He sounds like a total shit.”
“Yeah. Yeah, man, fuck him,” Carl said. He looked less annoyed now that he knew he could curse in front of Bart without getting a complaint. Carl grinned. “He’s this bow-tied yuppie freak who always looks like he got a plan to stick his dick in a dog’s ass whenever you facin’ the other way-“
Bart snickered, and Carl laughed with him, but both stopped when Jerry came little-dicking up to them from the front of the store. Jerry was a shitmuncher, Bart saw that from the shitmunching smile on his idiot face. Jerry approached like Bart and Carl were a gift bestowed upon him by a benevolent universe.
“Hello, gentlemen! Carl, thank you for showing our guest to our key department,” said the manager Jerry, a youngish yuppie with a skinny body and a handsome face, wearing a bow-tie like a hipster and a ‘110% every day!’ button on his shirt. Bart hated him too, from the moment he saw him. He just had a face you wanted to punch. It was, Bart thought, a perfectly douchey face. The manager, Jerry, smiled at Bart and picked up a ‘peace-love-tolerance’ keyring. “Oh wow, when did we get this in? This is fantastic!”
“Hmm, yeah,” Bart murmured noncommittally. “Great… keyring.” His tone was sarcastic enough to make Carl laugh — he covered it up with a cough that made his great big body jiggle.
“I could ring that up for you, if you want.” Jerry inserted the little key into the slot that activated the key machine. He beamed at Bart as though waiting for Bart to rush to claim that keyring. When it became apparent Bart was uninterested, Jerry put it back on the shelf. “Okay, well, there you both go. Ironic isn’t it, you need a key to turn on the key machine. How does that work?” He laughed like a character from a commercial who was laughing along with an interracial group of friends, like he didn’t notice neither Carl nor Bart were laughing. Bart pondered what part of Jerry’s words constituted a joke. “Don’t forget to check out our Summer Days clearance sale! It’s got everything you need to make this the Summer of You!” Jerry walked away with a plastic grin slathered over his face like clown makeup.
“Okay…” Bart smiled sickly in Jerry’s direction as he walked away, and Bart handed his own keys over to Carl for him to copy them. He wrinkled his nose. “Ew, that guy was gross… I think my dick just got smaller.”
Carl laughed and blushed. “Wouldn’t surprise me. Aw, man, you don’t even know… once I went into the bathroom when he was just standing there at a urinal, and he like stiffened up as though I was about to prison-rape him, and he totally didn’t pee, he was like scared or something. I stood there at the urinal next to him. I think he was about to cry, just stayed there the whole time with his dick in his hands. Then he turned to look at me and I caught a glimpse of it, he got like a half-inch dick, man, it was so funny,” he said. “I swear, I was laughing right there, I couldn’t even stop myself. I dunno if he knew why I was laughing, but… I think he knew. He looked at me like I just tongue-kissed his mama. Oh shit, it was hilarious-” He stopped short and looked down the aisle, where Jerry had reappeared with that big empty smile back (or still) on his face.
“Hey, Carl, don’t forget to tell our friend about the door sale! That’ll go with those keys something fierce!”
“Okay, sir…” Carl said with a sigh.
“Ugh, fierce? Did he think people still use that word?” Bart whispered.
Carl waited until Jerry was gone, then sighed again, and this time it turned into a pained groan.
“Is a door sale what it sounds like?”
“Yeah. We got a sale on doors.”
“If I’m buying keys, that suggests I already have a door. It doesn’t go with keys at all. Who the fuck buys a door as an impulse item?” Bart laughed.
Carl clasped his belly as he took the finished keys out of the machine. He put them in a bag with a barcode on it. His big firm belly shook from laughter.
“Thanks, Carl,” Bart said. He hugged Carl’s rotundness, which was warm and so thick Bart could have stayed here hugging him forever. Carl looked back and forth in the aisle and chuckled nervously. He had never been hugged by a customer before.
Was it against the rules? It was definitely against the rules to hug a customer. All physical contact aside from “culturally appropriate handshaking” was not allowed. Carl had wanted to ask about that during that godforsaken video about the “rungs of success on the ladder of customer service”, but he didn’t want to do anything that might make the diversity bitch stay here longer. Was there culturally inappropriate handshaking? Were customers allowed to hug employees?
In any case, Bart wrapped his petite body around Carl’s thickness, which jiggled when he squeezed. He lingered longer than seemed normal. Carl didn’t mind. Not a lot of people touched him affectionately these days.
“There, uh, there… li’l guy,” Carl said with a pat of his big meaty paw on Bart’s shoulders.
“Why do you still work here if that guy’s such a dick?” Bart pulled away from Carl, though he kept a hand on the sweat-dampened small of Carl’s back.
Carl shrugged. “I only work with him like twice a week. Not so bad. Anyway, I can’t quit. I need the money,” he said in his low, loping Southern drawl. He slapped his belly again. “Gotta feed the beast!”
Bart giggled. “I could help you out, you know.”
“What?”
“If you took me in the back somewhere, or wherever there’s a private spot…” Bart’s voice trailed off. “Not in the bathroom-fixtures maze, that place is spooky.” He let his hand on the small of Carl’s back drift around to the front, near but not in his crotch. Bart glanced around to make sure nobody could see. This aisle was deserted. Carl’s eyes opened wide. Bart said, “I’d be glad to give you five hundred dollars in exchange for you plowing me senseless.”
There was a long awkward pause. Carl furrowed his brow as though he thought he must have misheard Bart. Then Carl too looked up and down the aisle to be sure nobody was close enough to hear. Carl had been around the block at the Home & Tool though, he knew enough to also peer through the shelves to see if anyone was on the other side (automotive on one side, windows and window accessories on the other). It was a slow day, no customers to be seen. Then Carl said, “What!?”
“Oh, c’mon, silly. My dick doesn’t work that good, and I find that getting big men to… y’know… It helps,” Bart said with a winsome blush and smile. That part wasn’t true, he simply liked being cornholed by fat men. But guys looked at him weird if he said that, and they were more likely to agree if they thought it was helping Bart. He took Carl by the hand and led him towards the back of the store. “Is there a backroom or something?”
“Where are you taking me?”
“That’s what I’m asking you!” Bart said. “I love your physique, Carl. Can I ride on your back?”
“Uh… I guess, uh… yeah.” Carl’s cheeks were beet-red.
Bart was a thin flamboyant man who weighed maybe a hundred and twenty pounds. That was nothing in comparison to Carl’s six and a half foot-tall towering frame of manhood. Bart felt like a child as he leapt onto Carl’s back, straddling his waist and wrapping his arms around his pudgy chest. “Hmmm… You’re so handsome.”
“You think I’m handsome? Girls don’t.”
“Girls don’t know anything. Seriously, some of my best friends are girls, and they know literally nothing about literally everything,” Bart said. “Is it okay if I suck on your earlobe?”
Carl grunted. “I, uh… I ain’t… into that.”
“I know. That’s your second-best quality.”
“What’s my first-best?”
“Your belly, of course.”
Carl snorted. “Ain’t no one think that,” he said as he carried Bart into the employee area in the back. He brought Bart to the storage warehouse, which was mostly stacks of lumber. There were plenty of shadowy spots that couldn’t be seen unless you were right in front of them.
Bart slipped down to his feet. “I like big bellies,” he said. “There’s more to love, more things to suck on…”
That made Carl both laugh and sneer, then even groan. He looked around again as though there was some chance they’d be interrupted around here. He paid no attention to Bart, who went around to Carl’s front side and kissed his chest through his vest and shirt. He slid his hands underneath his clothes.
His belly rumbled. Carl grunted and trembled. “I, uh… I ain’t into that or nothin’. Is that part of it?”
“Yeah, I gotta touch your physique or it won’t work,” Bart said. “I need to lick it all over.” He got Carl’s shirt and vest off, his eyes opening wide at the sight of that giant cavernous chest. He was hairy and tattooed and powerfully muscly, and just embarrassed enough to be ruddy and alluring.
Bart suckled his nipple and licked every corner of Carl’s belly. He slurped up the sweat that clung to the kinky brown hairs there. The only part he couldn’t get to was Carl’s shoulders because he was too tall, and Bart had to tug on his arms to get him to lower himself.
Carl gasped and sucked in his breath as Bart’s hand reached into his pants. Carl shifted his weight back and forth. Bart smiled up at him. “You’ve never done anything like this?”
“No!” Carl blurted out. “I swear, nothing.”
“Relax, relax, it’s okay…” Bart sunk to his knees. He unzipped Carl’s pants and pulled out a big hefty cock. He was worried Carl might have a small dick — fat men sometimes did, and Bart had had a sinking suspicion that might be the case for Carl, so he was delightfully surprised to see a girthy ten inches of manhood pop out of the fly into Bart’s face.
“Ah…” Carl had never taken his dick out in front of a man besides his doctor. Even back in high school when he was supposed to change in gym, he never did. He kept his shirt and boxers on. He didn’t care how sweaty he was, he didn’t want anyone seeing his manboobs and his dick.
Now it was happening regardless. He had agreed to this in a sort of a daze, he thought as his eyes opened wide and his cock slid into Bart’s moist open mouth. He hadn’t really given it any thought. The money was good, and he needed it, and he couldn’t think of any reason to say no — aside from the obvious — so he said yes. It hadn’t seemed real until it began, and now he’d already agreed.
He had agreed to nut in a man thinking that was the kind of thing he could do. Now that he saw his cock slide into a man’s throat, however, he was less sure.
He had to admit it did feel good. It felt real good.
A shiver of pleasure ran up his spine as his cock stiffened in Bart’s mouth. It turned even bigger then, making it a ten-inch slab of manhood that Bart enjoyed deep-throating. The fat shaft grew veinier as it got hard and jabbed deep into Bart’s throat. The taste of his unadulterated manhood flooded Bart’s senses.
“Oh god…” Carl sucked in his breath. It was an odd sort of purely physical pleasure. He had to not think about it, which was tough, and Carl thought he was struggling to get hard. When he did peer down around his belly, he realized he was wrong, his cock was hard as iron, and for some reason, seeing it triggered a burst of pleasure to explode in Carl’s senses.
Bart paused to thwack himself with Carl’s dick. Bart was so small and Carl so big that it was like a club, meaty enough and hard enough to hurt when he really slapped himself with it. He slammed it on his own tongue, chasing it when it bounced off, and every time his tongue touched it, Carl’s chest and belly jiggled.
His hands snaked up to play with his big fleshy body. Bart smiled up at him. He sensed Carl’s anxiety over the situation — his cock was plenty hard and comfortable, but his mind was not. Bart stroked it with both hands.
“You’re so handsome,” Bart said. Rotund guys like Carl usually needed their self-esteem boosted. He stroked Carl’s cock just a little disrhythmically to keep him horny but not on the verge of orgasm. Carl’s knees buckled, and he moaned. Bart licked the shaft and suckled on Carl’s hairy balls. He got him good and hard, leaking precum. That was how Bart knew Carl was ready to move on.
He turned around, pants down, bare ass pale as marble and beaming up at Carl, and he aimed his ass towards Carl’s crotch.
A gasp surfaced from Carl when he saw Bart’s pale ass looking up him, small but perky, fleshy, inviting. The hole looked tight. Carl grimaced and closed his eyes.
“Aaaaah…” Bart moaned, backing his ass up to swallow Carl’s cock inside. He knew enough about getting plowed into by men to not count on Carl being really involved. Men were usually too nervous their first time to touch Bart’s ass or even just pump their hips.
At least at first.
Bart was gonna hafta use Carl’s dick as a dildo. That was fine with Bart for sure. He did love a fat man’s cock, and he didn’t need the fat man to be super-involved. He slid back on Carl’s manhood, the pressure in his ass growing so intense he grunted in a most unladylike, undignified fashion. He bit his lip. About half of Carl’s cock was in his ass, and he paused to let his asshole relax and widen.
He sighed, closing his eyes, gritting his teeth and relaxing his ass, despite the heavy belly that now pressed down on the small of his back. Carl’s eyes were closed too, so neither of them could see as Bart impaled himself on Carl’s massive manhood.
“Shit-” Bart breathlessly moaned, the sound muffled after a few seconds by Carl’s hand.
I’ll get the two-by-fours, okay, you stay out there! That manager, Jerry, was coming into the storage warehouse. Carl clasped one hand over Bart’s mouth to keep him quiet.
But the motion also forced Carl’s dick the rest of the way in Bart. They flopped to the ground. For just a moment, Carl was on top of Bart — which was intense but dangerous, since Bart could barely breathe, or even squirm, with so much weight atop him.
“Oh god-“
“Shush!” Carl used both hands to quiet Bart. He didn’t mean to be so mean about it, but he was desperate not to get fired — he was only getting five hundred dollars for this, after all, it was hardly retirement money.
But Carl couldn’t bring himself to stop plowing into Bart. It was like his top half and bottom half operated independently of each other. His top half wanted to stop and for Bart to sit still and quiet. His bottom half didn’t care about getting caught and just wanted to wreck Bart’s guts with as much cock and cum as he could spew.
So instead he just kept shushing Bart even though it was Carl’s heavy breathing that was loud, and he pinned Bart on the cold concrete floor. He kept pounding, pistoning his hips, forcing his dick in and out of Bart’s ass.
Jerry whistled as he wandered through the stacks of lumber. He wrinkled his nose — it kind of smelled like semen in here, but he assumed it was his own compulsively-masturbating hands. He loaded up the dolly with two-by-fours, having no idea that Carl was plowing into Bart on the other side of the stack of wood. If Carl were standing, he would have been visible.
He thought there was a sound. “Hello? Carl? If you’re back here, I need you at the paint counter. Don’t make me write you up for being out-of-department. You know this is no way of providing a Summer of You for our guests — I mean a Summer of Them, I guess….” His voice trailed off, satisfied that, if Carl had been back here, he would have revealed himself by now. Still, he couldn’t shake the feeling he was being watched.
The dolly’s wheels creaked and rumbled as he went out to the store with the two-by-fours. Carl breathed a sigh of relief, flopping his heavy belly down on Bart’s back once more. Bart’s hands tightened into claws that dug at the concrete floor.
His prostate came alive as they both moaned out loud. Bart’s voice was swallowed up by Carl’s deeper tones, and Carl ground his dick all the way down in Bart’s ass. His balls slapped between Bart’s thighs.
“Shit, boy…”
“Hell yeah, fill me up!” Bart’s high-pitched voice echoed. The first few wads of cum sprayed into his ass.
The storage warehouse and the store floor itself shared a ceiling — the walls separating the different areas didn’t extend all the way up — so Bart’s voice and his screeching groan of desire and orgasm were plainly audible throughout the store.
Everyone there interpreted it differently though. A few workers assumed it was a TV in the electronics section — people sometimes put porn on as a joke — while others guessed it was somebody playing a prank in the men’s room. A few guys went to the bathroom-fixtures section thinking a man and woman must be having sex in there, it was such a maze they did that sometimes and it took forever to find the man.
Jerry the manager was the only person who recognized the voice of Bart, the man who had just bought some keys. But Jerry assumed he must be in the bathroom, because where else would somebody bang a slut? (Jerry assumed Bart and Carl were double-teaming a whore).
So the entire store floor erupted into action, but no one thought to go into the storage warehouse. Bart and Carl had no idea they were audible. Carl grunted like a caveman as he pounded away, cum pouring into Bart’s ass. He kept going, drilling in and out, turning his cumload into a big frothy mess that spilled over his crotch and onto the floor.
“Shit…” Carl sighed.
“Oh god…!” Bart wriggled and clawed at the cement floor. He was red-faced, gasping for air both because the orgasm was intense and because Carl had had him pinned and unable to breathe for a minute or so, as he drained his balls deep into Bart’s ass.
Now cum trickled out and onto the floor, as Carl’s cock plopped out. It glistened hotly. Carl watched it with wide-eyed amazement. He didn’t know his cock could do that. He had wrecked that ass, he thought, watching it gape like a porn star, all whitish and overflowing. He whistled and slapped one asscheek, making more cum drip out.
“Hmmm…” Bart sighed. “Are there any other handsome fat guys who work here?”
“Not really,” Carl said. That wasn’t strictly true — or at least there were other fat guys, and Carl didn’t think Bart would say they were all ugly.
But Carl wanted to keep Bart for himself. He wanted to make whatever money Bart was going to pay in the future.
Bart stood and stretched his legs. He sighed. “Hmm… Thanks for, uh… well, making my keys. And for… whatnot.”
Carl blushed and nodded. “Hey, when you pay for them keys, the receipt’ll have a code on it. Can you fill out the feedback form and mention my name? Tell ‘em Jerry acted unprofessional but Carl was very helpful. Tell ‘em Jerry ruined your ‘Summer of You’ tryin’ to hassle you into buying a door.”
“Okay, cool,” Bart said with a shrug. He had kind of hoped he’d get the keys for free, since he was paying five hundred dollars for that dick and the fat belly. But he supposed Carl would probably get in trouble — the key machine probably kept track, and of course Jerry had seen the keys get made.
Bart handed over the five hundred dollars in cash to Carl with a big grin. He included his phone number too, which Carl programmed into his phone. “Call me when you get horny enough,” Bart said as he walked away.
“I will!”
Bart didn’t think he would actually be around when Carl called him. He didn’t plan on being in Opossumtown, Alabama, that often. It was just a homebase to stay at when he was in the area.
But it was a nice homebase indeed, with the best hardware store in the state. He was going to have to come up with a lot of home-improvement projects to work on.

The Cowboys

Pat is a greenhorn, and he’s not fitting in too well. That’s cuz he’s too small, too weak, and not macho enough… But he’s perfect for servicing the cowboys and ranchhands all around him, giving him plenty of opportunities to handle some dusty, throbbing manmeat!

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Though small, Pat Gaumfrey intended to be a cowboy. That plan had not gone well. He hadn’t given up yet.
His first day as a cowboy-in-training was so arduous he wasn’t sure he could make it. His legs felt like jelly, and his feet burned like fire. He couldn’t believe he felt like this and the other cowboys hadn’t even let him do a normal full day’s work.
He stumbled through the prairie with two full buckets of water. They had set up camp near a watering hole, but the cows took up all the space closest to it. The cowboys were camping a few yards away, so they had made Pat go fetch water.
“You put some makeup on or what?” asked one of the cowboys, Curly. He was the biggest, the oldest and the meanest man there, and he scowled at Pat as though he hated him. His dark skin — he was half-Mexican on his mother’s side — flashed in the campfire light. “Cuz you lookin’ good, sweetheart.”
They had been making fun of his petite size. Pat blushed. He wished he wasn’t so skinny and feminine in shape. He couldn’t hold a candle to the cowboys of the Goodman Ranch. They were tall, broadly muscled and powerful as a steam engine.
As he came into the firelight, Pat saw that the cowboys were all standing in a circle. It almost looked like they were about to piss into the fire, but they hadn’t taken their pants off yet.
“What’re you doing?” Pat asked.
“We’s playin’ a game,” Curly said, “A game that’s got a role just for you, if you want it.” The other cowboys all snickered. He undid his trousers and let his cock flop out. The other cowboys did likewise, all so suddenly that Pat ain’t even realize what was happening until it was all over. Curly stroked his dick a few times. “You look like a girl. That-“
“No, I don’t! I look young, like a young man!”
“You look like a pretty but tomboy girl,” Curly said. “We’s gonna have a circlejerk, Pat. You can either join in and prove you’s a real man, or you can put on that lacy underthing over there and dance around to make us horny.”
“Those are… my only two choices?”
“Well, no….,” Curly said. “You can go sleep with the cows, if you’d rather be less than a real man. If you is gonna hang out with us, you have to do what we do.”
“Fine…” Pat said. He hung his head in shame as he stood up. He trembled with anxiety as he dropped his pants.
He was nervous about his size. Not his cock size, which was ample, but his overall body shape. He was lean and long-limbed, as opposed to the burly cowboys who dripped with muscles that were too large for their body. Curly was also especially tall, with that squarish jaw and boorish face that women always fell in love with, and the dark, grizzled look of his Mexican heritage. He had a baritone voice that was so deep it was hard to understand, like the rumble of a far-off thunderstorm.
To his left in the circle was Hawthorn Spooner, Curly’s friend and a Texan of uncertain heritage — he had an Anglo name and looked like a gringo, but claimed to be Mexican, which Pat suspected meant Hawthorn was a fugitive of some sort and was using a fake name.
Hawthorn’s fingers touched Pat’s bare cock, and Hawthorn cackled when Pat responded with shock. He was exquisitely sensitive and couldn’t think about anything else but Hawthorn’s rope-coarsened fingers stroking his manhood.
His own fingers trembled as he wrapped them around Curly’s cock, which was enormous and thick with veins. It throbbed in Pat’s grip, hot and powerful and meaty. It felt very unlike Pat’s own cock. Not just in size, but in solidity and masculinity. Curly twitched and moaned as soon as Pat touched his cock. Pat felt a rising surge of disgust, as well as arousal. He had never experienced anything like this.
“You got sweet little hands, li’l un,” Curly said. He sounded threatening yet like he hoped the answer was yes, and his tone sent a chill up Pat’s spine.
“He’s the closest thing to a female we got around here,” Hawthorn said, his Texan drawl so thick it had to be either an affectation or deeply ingrained, Pat couldn’t decide which. Hawthorn’s grizzled face sneered at Pat. “Reckon he’s as close as we gonna get, and my balls is fixin’ to explode. I gots to get my nut off. Can we treat ‘im like a lady, boss?”
A long silence filled the campsite. Pat’s heart dropped as he wondered if this circlejerk was meant to go much farther than that. He didn’t know if he wanted to do anything with these men. His father had raised him better than that.
“Nah,” Curly said. He snorted, and his dick got hard beneath Pat’s fingers. “We ain’t doin’ that. He’ll get smashed when he’s ready. Today we circlejerk. Tomorrow… we’ll see how the li’l guy feels.”
“He gonna enjoy that…!”
Hawthorn chuckled. “Your dick got hard awful easy,” he said. He was right, Pat’s cock pulsated in his fingers. Pat hadn’t even noticed himself getting hard because he was still so focused on Hawthorn’s hand on his dick.
One of the other cowboys, on the other side of the fire, suddenly moaned. He let out a blood-curdling sound and leaned back so the man stroking his dick could get a good angle on it. He blushed as he spewed his load right into the sizzling campfire.
“Boo-yah, Zeke!” Curly said.
“Direct hit….” A couple snickers and whoops came from the other cowboys, as the one who was cumming let out a groan that turned into an embarrassed laugh. His last load of creamy jizz spurted over his dust-coated chest, which was still matted with sweat from the day’s ride. The cum and the sweat mixed and formed a sheen that matted his body hair to his skin.
Another great jet of cum spurted out. This one longer and more continuous than Pat had thought possible. It was like Zeke was pissing a continuous stream of creamy jism right into the campfire. The smell of it filled the air.
The man who had cum, Zeke, blushed. He protested over the hooting and hollering of all the others. Pat couldn’t hear what they were saying since everyone spoke at once, until Curly put his hand up.
“Zeke knows the rules. He can welch if he wants to be known as a welcher,” Curly said. “Or he can follow through.”
Pat let out a quiet groan when he saw what was happening. Apparently these cowboys had a tradition — whoever came first in a circlejerk had to kiss every cock in the circle. It seemed gross, and unsanitary even, but Pat wasn’t about to complain. He was just glad he hadn’t lost.
On his knees next to the fire, Zeke shuffled his big, hairy body to the man who had stroked him off. Zeke had a round face, scruffy and unshaved, which turned red. He quickly pecked his lips on the shaft, and gagged as the others laughed.
Then he kissed the next man’s cock, then Curly’s, then he briefly paused to pick pubic hairs out of his mouth. At last he came to Pat, whose dick pulsated — Hawthorn let go of it for a few seconds — as Zeke glared at Pat, as though this was his fault. Then he kissed it right on the shaft.
It ain’t feel especially good. It was barely noticeable, Pat thought, the others must be exaggerated — they each moaned and humped as though Zeke’s quick, chaste kiss genuinely felt good, like it was a replacement for a female’s attention.
Then he was done, and the circlejerk returned. After that, the men came quickly. It seemed they had been forcing themselves to slow down in order to avoid being in Zeke’s position.
The smell of cum filled the campsite, even though most of the semen went straight into the fire. The few drops that landed on the ground outside of the flames sizzled slowly, sending up an odd, acrid and slightly cottony scent that stuck to Pat’s nostrils.
Then it was down to just him, Curly and Hawthorn. Pat was self-conscious of the attention paid to him as the new guy. Everyone wanted him to be unable to get himself off, it seemed, and they started chanting at him. Pat was more worried that he would look too aroused.
“Weakling can’t do it! Weakling can’t do it!”
That made Pat blush, but it also made him determined to shoot his load. He ain’t want to go last either.
But then when Pat was on the verge of cumming, Hawthorn came instead. He shot his load over the fire, and momentarily stopped stroking Pat off, which was enough to set Pat back a few minutes.
Now that it was down to just Pat and Curly, they faced each other. Curly was much taller and wider than Pat, with a more strapping body, shoulders that went on for miles, and rippling, hair-crusted muscles. They faced each other now, and stroked each other’s meat, meaning Curly’s much-taller torso was right in front of Pat’s face. He could taste the sweat clinging to Curly’s chest hair.
Curly flexed his pecs, which bounced in front of Pat’s face. Pat blushed and looked away, then moaned as he felt the first wad of cum hit his stomach. It dripped into his pubic hair and coated his cock.
“Direct hit!” Curly shouted. The other cowboys laughed along with him.
Pat winced and stood there, feeling so dirty he wanted to throw up as the cum dripped through his crotch. He was humiliated, and the most humiliating part was that he was aroused.
But then before he could say anything, Curly got behind him. He had to bend his knees a little so he could grab Pat’s dick from behind, so Curly’s own cock pressed limply, stickily, oozingly, into the crack of Pat’s ass. His body hair pressed against the back of Pat’s head.
And he used both hands on Pat’s cock. Despite the intense scent of masculine sweat and the flexing of Curly’s strapping muscles, his full attention on Pat’s member made the handjob feel especially good. Curly’s cum stuck to Pat’s back.
“You are nasty! You’re about to nut with me all hugging up on you, like a girl,” Curly said. He smiled cruelly as Pat reached orgasm against his will. Cum flew into the fire, and Curly kissed Pat on the cheek.
That made Pat writhe as pleasure coursed through his veins. The awkwardity and humiliation of it all made the experience even more intense, and Pat’s limbs all tensed at once. The orgasm was painful despite the intensity of the feelings and the palpable sense of relief that washed over him when it was finally done.
Then he took a deep breath. Curly let him go so suddenly that Pat nearly collapsed into the fire, but then Curly’s strong arms gripped him tight.
“Well, despite looking like a girl who foolishly traded her tits for a small cock,” Curly said with a laugh, “you are apparently a real man. Congratulations. You can come into town with me tomorrow.”
Pat was annoyed that he came into town with Curly. Each man was given a chance to spend a night in town when they were near enough to one for it to work, but since most of the cowboys needed to stay near the cows, they rotated through the roster.
Unfortunately for Pat, he was given a night out with Curly. He ain’t like Curly, ain’t have anything in common with him, and it was apparent that Curly ain’t like him.
Pat knew what the problem was too. Curly ain’t like Pat because he wasn’t a “man’s man”. He ain’t spit or smoke or drink whiskey. He ain’t talk about whores and sluts all the time. He ain’t have an enormous cock, and he was embarrassed to show it off. He wasn’t anybody’s idea of a tough guy, and Curly evaluated every man he met on toughness. Pat was found wanting.
But still, Pat ain’t even think about declining a night out. He had been working too hard to skip it.
He followed Curly to the tiny town where Curly had said the “women begged you for it”. Pat ain’t need to ask what it was, and he couldn’t admit that he ain’t want to give anything at all to any women.
When they came to the tavern called Lipsweet, however, it looked dead inside. Curly frowned and pushed open the door, revealing a small bar with a dozen or so chairs. There were two men sitting there, looking at an empty stage in front of them.
“What happened? Where’s Charlotte?” Curly asked.
The bartender, a young man who looked forlornly on the empty tavern, said, “Dead. Consumption. Last month.” He wrinkled his nose. “Buncha them dead.”
Curly sighed as he ordered a whiskey. Pat wanted wine, but he ain’t want to stand out that much, so he asked for a whiskey just like Curly did. Neither of them drank it yet. Curly hoped he could share it with a woman — though he ain’t see any — and Pat ain’t drink it because Curly hadn’t.
The two cowboys who were already there — at the bar Lipsweet — but they were drinking water because their jefe had forbidden them from getting drunk tonight, on account of a cattle-ride to begin early in the morning — watched Curly suspiciously; they were both Mexican, it looked like, and they were even dirtier and meaner looking than Curly. Pat was glad he hadn’t ended up on a Mexican cowboy team, as he had heard the vaqueros were even worse than Anglo cowboys.
“Got a new dancer?” Curly asked.
The bartender Teddy shook his head. “Ain’t a single woman in town, not no kind, any age, nothin’. Ain’t even any eligible women in Casper right now.” He chuckled. “Hope you enjoy the company of men, cuz you gonna be lonely if not.”
The Mexican cowboys murmured something to each other, then burst into laughter. They both looked Pat in the eye, and he was sure they were talking about him. They seemed to have realized how feminine he was without even hearing him speak. One of them was a burly man named Gofredo; the other was leaner and ropy-muscled, Octavio. Neither one looked nice.
It was Octavio who stood up and approached Pat. He handed over a few dollar bills and gave Pat a silky red dress. “You are like girl, yes? You dance, señor. Dance like señorita.”
Pat blushed and looked down. He ain’t want to embarrass himself like this, but a part of him did want to put the dress on. He liked the idea of these macho cowboys thinking he was girlish. Pat could do it and leave town if his reputation got ruined. When the vaquero put down a wrinkly old greenback, Pat began to get excited — he had rarely had the opportunity to earn an entire dollar so easily.
Pat caught Curly’s eye. Curly nodded and motioned for him to do what the Mexican cowboys told him to. Pat sighed. He stood and began taking off his clothes, ignoring the scoff of the bartender and the humiliating hooting of the vaqueros. Curly just watched with those deep-set, dark eyes drilling into Pat’s consciousness.
“No narsty shit, guys. This ain’t that kind of bar.” The bartender was nervous and self-conscious, and no one paid any attention to him.
“So smooth,” said the bigger vaquero, Gofredo, who then repeated himself in Spanish, and added something that made Octavio chuckle. He had a dry, throaty laugh that made Pat shiver with anticipation and desire.
As he slipped the dress on, Pat moaned and jutted his ass out. He caressed Gofredo’s powerful chest. He wanted more than anything to feel manhood pulsating beneath his fingers again, or even something more extreme than that.
He first shook his ass for Curly, who whistled and added “¡Caliente!” in thickly-accented Spanish. The vaqueros laughed. He smacked Pat’s asscheek beneath the crimson fabric, which clung to his skin. The dress was very short, revealing almost all of Pat’s legs.
His thighs were not smooth. The Mexicans kept remarking on it, asking how he shaved it so perfectly, but they were just teasing him — he was not very hairy, and his body hair was light blond, so it was not noticeable. But the vaqueros caressed his skin, and surely noticed that there was real hair there.
When Pat turned around — flinging his head as though he had enough hair for that to be an arousing gesture — he saw Octavio’s cock out. He had lowered his pants just enough for a thick, barbaric uncut cock to stick out of his hairy bush.
“Come along, get me off, little girl,” said Octavio.
Pat blushed. He saw that Gofredo was removing his pants, and Curly too. Pat realized he was past the point of no return — there was nothing to do now but enjoy every moment of this encounter. That was fine with him.
He loved how they argued over who would go first. He got on his knees in the center of the circle and opened his mouth, though his heart trembled as he realized the Mexicans were arguing over who got to smash him in the ass first. His asshole puckered at the thought — they had big, uncut cocks like barbarians.
“No, man, it’s my turn to do it, last time we had a virgin ass, you smashed it first,” said Octavio.
“I’m bigger,” Gofredo said as though that justified everything. He pushed Octavio out of the way and got behind Pat. He wedged his cock between Pat’s cheeks. His powerful body loomed above Pat. “You’re gonna be my puta, yanqui.”
Pat squealed out of either fear or delight, not even he could tell which. His heart climbed into his chest at the thought of taking cock in both directions. But Curly pushed Gofredo out of the way.
“No,” Curly said. “Lemme in him first. I’ve got a bigger dick, I deserve to do it first.”
“Her,” Gofredo said, correcting him, grumbling. He stepped towards Curly, both men standing there with hardons so close their precum intermingled. “She will like it.”
Curly frowned. “Pat, I’d like to get inside you. I’ll be gentle… and I’ll give a reacharound.”
“Yes!” Pat said. Then he blushed as Curly laughed at his eagerness. Pat had enjoyed being stroked off before, and he thought being smashed by Curly would be a lot easier to handle than Gofredo. Gofredo grumbled but let Curly take his place behind Pat’s ass.
He knew it would hurt, but he was surprised by how quickly the utter agony began to build. As soon as Curly’s meat pushed into his ass, Pat threw his hand back and grunted. The vaqueros laughed as they approached his face. Intense sensations overwhelmed him, great jets and sparks of pain assaulting his senses.
But there was pleasure too. The potent waves of bliss that flew up his nerves made his toes curl and his hands form claws that dug first at the sandy ground and then at the powerful trail-dusted muscles of Curly’s broad body. The watching Mexicans laughed and pointed like they had never seen anything as funny as Garret’s body awrithe with pleasure.
Despite the humiliation overwhelming him — which grew worse now that it had begun, and the barkeep looked on in disgust — Pat opened his mouth. He couldn’t wait to taste those Mexican cocks.
Much to his surprise, Gofredo and Octavio pushed their dicks in his mouth together. They ain’t seem to mind touching cocktips in his face. Pat ain’t mind mouthing them both at once, tasting their spicy Latin flavors melding together on his tongue. They even kissed each other, eyes closed — you could see them both attempting to ignore the dense beards on each other’s chins.
His focus on their cocks in his mouth helped him avoid thinking about the pain growing in his ass. But his focus shifted a few minutes later, as Curly’s cock squeezed the rest of its way inside him, and Pat felt a burst of pleasure from deep in his ass.
The Mexicans laughed and called him a girl, but they sounded less and less mean about it. They seemed to have a growing sense of begrudging respect for Pat, since he was swallowing their cock better than any girl. That was because girls had to be talked into it, paid even, or at least promised to marry, but Pat craved more and more dicks and wanted to taste them down to the root. No convincement needed.
When Curly’s hand finally reached around to Pat’s cock, he thought he might bust right then and there. But he managed to hold himself back as Curly’s trail-callused hand worked Pat’s member into an excited froth of precum and Curly’s spit, which he used as lube.
It was actually Gofredo who shot his load first. He exclaimed and shouted, and pumped his powerful muscles in a show of force. Creamy cum sprayed over Pat’s face and tongue.
The flavor was salty and sweet, but with an acrid bitterness that brought tears to Pat’s face. Even though it wasn’t exactly pleasant, Pat found it enormously satisfying, and he savored the creamy thickness of it.
His desire was enhanced moments later, when Octavio shot his load. The taste of Gofredo’s cum hadn’t even faded yet when Octavio’s spicier load flooded Pat’s mouth.
Their semen mixed in his mouth. Pat’s mind raced with disgust even as his body, and especially his tongue, savored the satisfying flavor. He had always assumed it would be gross, but it wasn’t at all, and for a few seconds at least, Pat wished he could taste nothing else for the rest of his life.
The Mexicans kept their limp cocks there, talking to each other in rapid-fire Spanish as though they ain’t notice that their dicks were streaked with each other’s cum. Pat licked their shafts clean until he couldn’t stand it anymore. The sour and salty flavor was intense and potent and the most delicious thing Pat had ever eaten.
His own dick burst into an awe-inspiring orgasm, and he shot his load all over the floor. At the same time, Curly shouted yee-haw! as he sprayed his own load deep into Pat’s ass.
The cum sprayed to every corner of his body. Pat shuddered from his own orgasm at the same time, which made him wince with a mixture of pain, humiliation and incredible bliss. The vaqueros watched, and the bartender looked away, while Pat endured the most potent orgasm of his life.
Then it was all over. Pat tried to take a deep breath, but now that it was over, the cock in his ass was eye-wateringly painful. He wanted to beg Curly to take it out, but he was in too much agony, and in any case, it would be embarrassing to beg for anything, especially that.
When Curly finally pulled his limp dick out of Pat’s ass, the world came back into focus; Pat was able to hear again, and he could pay attention to the grumbling macho voices of the vaqueros, who demanded more tequila as they stuffed their cocks back in their pants.
Pat stretched his legs and stood up. He blushed when he saw the bartender look at him with dismay. Curly clasped Pat close, and their sweaty bodies touched. Pat’s hands explored Curly’s muscles, which Curly ignored.
“Barkeep, get this man anything he wants,” Curly said. “He’s a very special kind of cowboy, and if there ain’t gonna be no women here, he’s a valuable man to have around.”

The Cowboy

Zeke is one exhausted cowboy, but luckily, there’s a young man on the ranch ready, willing and able to service every inch of his filthy manmeat!

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After arriving back at Prairie Stone Ranch from the cattle drive, Zeke Auberly was sore and exhausted. He hated to admit it but he was too plum-tired to carouse tonight.
Well into his thirties, Zeke was beginning to realize that he weren’t no young buck no more. He certainly wasn’t old, but for a working cowboy, he was growing pretty long in the tooth. Most of them cowboys who worked alongside him — or for him, as he liked to think of it, though he weren’t in charge official-like — were ten years younger.
But he got experience, he was smart, he knew the route and the Injuns and the sheriffs along the way. He felt like an old man, like he got an old man’s mind with a lifetime’s worth of accumulated experiences, trapped in a somewhat youngish man’s body.
He wished he could just go right to the barn as soon as he had returned from the cattle drive. He was exhausted, sweat a-drippin’, his entire body one bruise. His flesh was turned to liquid, his knees held together by overslackened straps, and every step was arduous. He was always at his most tired as soon as he arrived back at the ranch, once he got off his horse Betsy Lou, and rest was in sight.
First, he had had to go to Mister Goodman and report on the cattle drive. Zeke sat there, sweat dripping from his brow, stomach churning because he was desperate for food and water and sleep and cleanliness.
Even if he ain’t have to talk to Mister Goodman right away, Zeke couldn’t bathe immediately like he wished to. Nothing technically stopped him from doing so, it simply wasn’t advisable — all the cowboys went right to the barn, behind which was a smoldering campfire. Mister Goodman always started the fire when they were due back from the cattle-drive. There was a large metal tub that could be filled with water and heated with the campfire.
With the sun going down by the time the water was warm and the cowboys were ready to bathe, the air was chilly, the sky falling dark and low upon the horizon, and the bath was as inviting as a peek at a petticoat. Zeke knew from personal experience that it felt amazing. There was nothing like sliding into that bathtub, even having to share it with another cowboy.
Zeke ain’t want to share it now. He was older and he was in charge of the others, so he waited for them to be done. He was worried it diminished his authority to bathe with the others — he wasn’t technically the boss, but he was the most experienced cowboy, so he was the most knowledgeable, and Mister Goodman expected him to keep the greenhorns in line. That was easier to do if they saw him as larger than life, and that wasn’t possible if they batheed with him like a servant.
It was ironic, he thought, because, back when he was a young greenhorn, he wished he ain’t have to share. He thought it would be cleaner if he could wait and bathe alone after the others. That was what the older cowboys had done when Zeke had been new.
Now that Zeke was an older cowboy, however, all he wanted was to sit in the bathtub with another man. He wouldn’t mind his legs interlocking with someone else’s, feet rubbing against his balls and his ass. He wouldn’t even mind jackin’ off with a cowpoke, somethin’ he ain’t never enjoy as a young man.
Back then his very own hand was enough, plus the local fillies did give him the time of day. Zeke was young and handsome as a plate of beans, he was! Women came a-humming and a-thrumming, so when the older cowboys on a cattle drive deep into the wild yonder under starry skies that went on forever did want to fumble and grope through the night, Zeke said no. He would save himself for the splendor of womanhood, and he went to sleep with hardons a-plaguing him, he did.
Now he was that older cowboy wanna to rub rods with a younger man, and the young men do say the same thing, that they got a girl in every town waiting for ’em, with come-hither legs and come-hither eyes. Nobody ever told Zeke he was gonna be one of those silly old cowboys one day. Somebody shoulda warned him.
‘Course, Zeke ain’t tell the young pups they was gonna get old one day. They oughta know. Damn fools, tarnations to ’em!
Anyway, Zeke did finish the report on the drive with Mister Goodman and he did hand over the dollars from the market. Mister Goodman counted and recounted, and Zeke stood there as though he didn’t ache with the fire of a thousand camps. He wished to bathe and sleep and do nothing for a spell, not in that order. He stone-faced for Mister Goodman though.
Mister Goodman always counted coins twice, and he insisted Zeke stay there so as to account for any errors. But because of that, Zeke always counted twice as well, back at the market when he sold the cows, so he was confident the count would come back correct, and it did. Mister Goodman deemed that good enough, and he shook Zeke’s hand.
That was that. The drive was complete, and it was good. At last, Zeke went to the barn. His muscles ached mightily, and even his eyes was tired. He wanna sit somewhere dark and drab and cool, and he wanted to sit there clean.
The other cowboys had dumped the bathtub. Zeke was relieved on the one hand because it meant he was alone and would have a tub full of clean water, but on the other hand, he was annoyed because it meant he would have to wait for the water to heat up again.
His muscles felt like hot tallow. Zeke saw the well off in the distance and he knew he needed to go there to get the water, but he couldn’t even think about moving in that direction and lugging the bucket of water — they used a very large bucket for this, so it was extraordinarily heavy when full of water. It took two trips to fill the tub completely.
Could Zeke do it? For the first time, he considered just passing out. Was he really getting old? When he was a young man, no matter how exhausted he was, he would always bathe and go out to the saloon where he’d seduce some fine woman (or more often, pay Mister Gregarian for a night with a woman at the saloon Lipsweet).
But now he was just too tired. Aside from feeling like a slick of grease stuck to the bottom of his boot, he would have gladly just crawled into the barn over there and slept among the goats. He wanted to do nothing more involved than rest.
“Hello?”
Someone was coming. Zeke’s heart sped up, and he jumped to his sore, blistered feet. There was someone coming closer, carrying something heavy.
It was a man, a slim, somewhat feminine man with big doe eyes. He struggled to carry the bucket, full to the brim with water. Some of the water sloshed out as he went to the fire, which was flaring as the wood Zeke had added enflamed. The man placed the bucket on the grates above the fire.
“Howdy, pardner,” said the man. “You must be Mister Auberly.”
“Zeke.”
“Zeke, howdy, I’m Pat. I was hired by Mister Goodman as an assistant-“
He kept talking, but Zeke stopped listening. Pat’s feminine voice rang out in Zeke’s ear. He sounded a lot like a woman, and he kind of carried himself like a woman, all curves and stately elegance, with a thick pair of plump asscheeks that were plainly visible hugged by his tight pants. He seemed awfully womanly. In the dark, Zeke might have mistaken him for a woman.
Zeke’s mind vaguely registered who he was. Mister Goodman had mentioned hiring an assistant to help with running the ranch. He had said the assistant was not a cowboy, so Zeke hadn’t really cared too much. He’d be doing the numbers, presumably. An accountant or something similar. Mister Goodman always counted twice.
But now, it seemed the assistant would be out here, assisting him, looking so much like a girl that Zeke wanted to lay with him in front of a campfire.
But he didn’t say that. He gulped that down. He didn’t do things like that. On the trail, things were different, the rules were different. On the trail, a girlish cowboy like that would never be cold or lonely at night.
A slim, girlish cowboy like that on the trail wouldn’t make it in the first place, which was why slim girlish cowboys weren’t who Zeke was used to sharing his bedroll with. The vaqueros — Mexican cowboys — they brought along ‘ranch-bunnies’ on cattle drives to ram.
“I just bathed the others but I thought you would want fresh water,” Pat said. He patted Zeke on the back. “Oh you poor baby, you feel so tired, I can sense it in your muscles. You have a nice strong back, huh?” He sounded just like a girl. His hands casually rubbed Zeke as he stood there silently, trying to decide whether to make Pat leave or not. Zeke couldn’t bear to make him go. He craved affection and companionship, and he really wanted Pat to smell like one of Mister Gregarian’s girls.
It was dark enough now, he thought, he could just pretend Pat was female.
“Lemme help,” Zeke said when Pat tried to dump the hot water into the tub. Together they emptied the water, and it let out a billowing cloud of steam when it filled the metal tub.
“You can go ‘head in the water now,” Pat said. “I’ll just go’n fill the bucket again and fill the tub up the rest of the way.”
But Zeke felt a chivalrous need not to allow that. It was just like a woman, he thought, Pat was basically a woman. He acted like a woman and he smelled like a woman and he even mostly looked like a woman — just a woman with short hair, wearing men’s clothing. Zeke couldn’t sit idly by while a man like Pat struggled to carry a bucket of water.
His muscles were revitalized enough to make it easy, or easy enough anyway. With two people carrying the bucket, it was not a problem to fill it at the well and bring it back to the campfire. The water that was already in the tub was still too hot to really be comfortable yet.
“How was ya cattle-drive? Did you lose any cows?”
“Of course not,” Zeke said with a snort. “I never lose any head.”
“I bet. Everyone said you’re so strict. The other cowboys I mean. They said you’re not nice,” Pat said. He shrugged. “But I think you’re nice. You helped me carry the water. The others laughed at me struggling, and they threw rocks at me-“
“Who threw rocks at you?”
“Well… The tall one? With the dark hair and green eyes.”
“I-” Zeke bit his lip. “I recognize him from the dark hair and green eyes. Curly. He is… I will deal with him.” He blushed. “I do not…” His voice trailed off. “I will deal with him properly.”
Pat hugged him. The second pot of water was boiling now, and he rubbed his face against the sweat-plastered shirt sticking to Zeke’s back. It was salty and stiff, the leather soaked with layers of moisture from sweat and rain and river-water. “Thanks. You’re not mean.”
Zeke grunted. He pulled away from Pat and ain’t let him help him carry it to the tub to dump it in, Zeke did it himself, one last burst of muscular energy before he finally rested.
At last, he thought with a sigh, he could bathe. He raced to strip off his clothes, uncaring of Pat there watching. He hopped in. His foot-long cock flopped, sticking sweatily to his thigh.
The water was painfully hot at first, but it wasn’t scalding, and it soon cooled down just enough to be a bit uncomfortable. That was where Zeke liked it. The tub was good at holding heat, so it would stay at this temperature for awhile.
“I have my own soap,” Pat said. “Is it okay if I wash you?”
Zeke hesitated. That wasn’t so strange. He and the other cowboys usually washed each other’s backsides. But he knew them well; it was a little weird to let a stranger do it. The reason they let each other do it was because they knew each other well, they trusted each other — they couldn’t make it together on a cattle drive without innate and implicit trust in each other.
Zeke nodded anyway. Since he was not going to go see Mister Gregarian tonight, he thought, he might as well get some affection where he could get it. Pat’s hands flirtily caressed Zeke’s body.
He started to realize that Pat was going to do more than wash him, and Zeke couldn’t bring himself to decide not to do it. He felt strongly that he needed it — his dick throbbed with desire, yet he was too tired to go into town or talk to ladies, even whores; Pat was right here, and he was so womanly.
He was virtually a female.
Zeke had even promised to punish Curly Harrow for throwing rocks at him — that was something he would do for a man who threw rocks at a woman, not a smaller, weaker man. Zeke had always believed weaker men should submit to stronger men.
But he also believed, more and more intensely with every passing day, that stronger men should not take advantage of weaker men, or throw rocks at them.
And Pat was virtually a woman anyway.
His hands touched Zeke’s back. Those hands were so smooth and warm, and inviting, soft, cottony, like a freshly laundered shirt (something Zeke hadn’t touched in years). He licked his lips and closed his eyes. He leaned forward in the tub as Pat’s hands roamed lower. His muscles rippled beneath Pat’s touch.
The filth and sweat flowed off Zeke’s body. He instantly felt cleaner, and with every passing moment, his exhaustion vanished. He was always surprised by how much energy he got when he had finally bathed. He felt like a new man.
“Lean back, sweetheart,” Pat said softly. His voice was loud though because his mouth was right next to Zeke’s ear, and it rang out in his mind.
Zeke did lean back so Pat could wash and rub and sweetly caress his chest. He sighed.
He kept his mind focused on the warmth seeping into his bones and the tender touch of Pat’s fingers on his chest. So he was only dimly aware of Pat’s lips sucking the trail-dust off his ear.
But his body was aware. His hefty cock twitched in the soapy water. Pat could sense it, even if he ain’t see it in the dark of night — the tub was illuminated only by the moonlight and the fading firelight.
Pat reached into the tub and touched his cock. Zeke ain’t react. Pat gave it one long, slow stroke, and it was instantly at full erection in his hand. Zeke closed his eyes even tighter.
Pat had done this before, so he knew well how to take off his clothes surreptitiously. Zeke never realized he was doing so; he just kept his eyes closed and moaned every minutes when Pat stroked his cock in just the right way.
His hand was better than any female, Zeke thought, even Caitlin at the brothel, and Caitlin was supposed to have specialized in using her hand. Zeke always thought that was pointless.
But Pat’s hand felt perfect, like it had been made just for Zeke’s cock. He wanted to lay like this forever, sprawled out the best he could in the cramped tub, letting Pat’s hands massage him. Pat’s left hand tweaked his nipples while his right stroked his manhood, making Zeke moan and shake.
Pat climbed into the tub with him. Zeke was surprised to see he had gotten naked. His body had a very feminine shape, but Zeke just closed his eyes. Pat felt feminine too, all smooth, hairless skin and soft flesh.
Disappearing under the water, Pat had to curl up atop Zeke’s body in order to fit. He placed the tip of Zeke’s manhood in his mouth and he let his tongue run up and down the length of Zeke’s shaft.
The flavor was strong and tough, despite the water all around, like the trail and the sweat had suffused into Zeke’s flesh. Pat suckled on it until he needed to take a breath, then he lifted his head above water just long enough to breathe before returning to savor Zeke’s manhood.
“Ah…. Damn…” Zeke sighed. He placed one hand on the back of Pat’s head.
Of course Pat couldn’t stay underwater for long because he couldn’t breathe. But it felt like forever. His mouth was sticky and tight, his tongue massaging every inch of Zeke’s thick meat.
Before long, Pat had to come above water to breathe. He stroked Zeke with both hands while gasping for air, and he clutched Zeke’s hairy chest. He kissed his neck passionately.
For the first time, Zeke was intimately aware of Pat’s manhood — his dick touched Zeke’s leg. Pat’s lips touched Zeke’, and their tongues interlocked in Pat’s mouth. Zeke hadn’t thought he would kiss Pat. He ain’t even always kiss his females because he knew prostitutes kissed many men, and it seemed a little perverse. Zeke always thought he could taste other men on their lips.
But not Pat. He tasted like apple cider and sunshine, Zeke thought. Once his tongue touched Pat’s, he moved closer, wrapping his arms around Pat’s body and hugging him close. He pressed his muscles against Pat, nearly shoving him under the water in his haste to be on top of him.
Their cocks rubbed together under the soapy water, and Zeke passionately, loudly kissed a trail down from Pat’s mouth to his delicate neck, while his hands caressed Pat’s smooth chest — he had no bosom, of course, but Zeke found that he felt so feminine in texture and shape that he ain’t mind the lack of actual breasts.
“Oh god, you’re so big and strong,” Pat said, gasping as Zeke smothered him with kisses. “Will you be gentle with me?”
“Yes.” Zeke let out a throaty growl. He rolled Pat over, aiming his face down to the ground outside the tub. Pat bent over and stuck his ass high in the air, almost out of the water entirely.
That gave Zeke the perfect angle to drill his dick in. He sighed when it shoved into Pat’s tight hole. He had rarely been with a woman this tight — there were a lot more males than females in north Texas these days, so the women around here was either married or prostitutes whose holes were well-trafficked.
But Pat was tender and tight and moist and welcoming, and he bit his lip, mewling a bit, when Zeke entered him, but he ain’t complain. Zeke petted the back of his head and made soothing noises.
“Ssssssshush, it’s alright, pardner,” Zeke said. He kissed the back of Pat’s neck. “It’s alright. You gonna feel jest fine, yessuh.” He stroked Pat’s hair and rubbed his asscheeks, holding his cock still, just barely inside Pat’s ass.
When he felt Pat’s resistance diminish, Zeke pistoned his hips and pushed in deeper. Pat grunted, his ladylike demeanor vanishing for just a moment. That made Zeke chuckle, especially when Pat let out a pleasured moan.
“There you go, it’s alright, it’s gonna be jest fine, yessuh,” Zeke said. He whispered, but his voice seemed impossibly loud, echoing against the nearby barn and the night sky.
“Oh god, stick it in me, please, stick it in so deep… I need you inside me…” Pat said over and over, his voice a plaintive wail. The sensations roiling him were too intense to speak more confidently.
Zeke had rarely been able to go at a woman this hard, even a prostitute. They often complained that he had a large manhood and made him slow down. But the faster and harder he smashed, the more Pat seemed to enjoy it.
Every thrust of his cock into Pat’s ass awakened his prostate a little more, and sent a wave of pleasure through his body. Pat cried out loud, and it would have been audible even beyond the barn — where some of the other cowboys drank, having already gambled away most of their wages — if he weren’t in such throes of passion as to make a muffled, quiet sound. Zeke’s grunts were louder, but less distinct, and they blended in with the bleating of the sheep and goats that filled the barn.
“Goddamn, boy…” Zeke sighed, nibbling on Pat’s earlobe. He had never felt anything like this. He wasn’t exhausted at all anymore; he felt like a young man again, making love to his first female, feeling such unimaginable pleasure that he knew now that nothing would ever be the same again.
“Hey, boy,” Zeke whispered into his ear, hands caressing Pat’s chest and belly. He moaned loudly, moistly, grunting all over Pat’s face. “Hey, boy… Don’t mess wit’ no other men, okay? While you work here, just… be wit’ me.”
“Yes, Zeke,” Pat said. “I don’t want to be with anyone but you.” He turned his head to the side and kissed Zeke on the cheek. “I won’t be here forever though. This is only a temporary position for me.”
Zeke was disappointed, but in the throes of his orgasm, the bad news ain’t really sink in. He just grunted his understanding and flexed his hips again, forcing his cock in and out. He slathered Pat in kisses, his grizzled chin scratching Pat’s smooth skin.
“Aaaaaaah…” Zeke sucked on Pat’s cheek — he intended to kiss him, but the most intense climax of his life erupted within him then, and it took all his concentration just to rub his face against Pat’s.
Creamy cum flowed into Pat’s ass, making him cringe and undulate beneath Zeke’s muscle-bound body. Pat was crushed against the edge of the tub, and he moaned so loud the cowboys on the other side of the barn heard — they assumed it was a distressed goat, but they fell quiet for a moment to listen for more, to be sure it wasn’t someone trying to steal livestock.
Wave after wave of pleasure washed over Pat, whose hands tightened into claws that dug into the rim of the iron tub. He tensed and clenched as Zeke smashed his dick back and forth a few more times, then fell limp.
“Shit, boy….” His dick was still hard for a moment, stimulating Pat’s over-sensitive prostate until he couldn’t take it anymore.
Then Zeke slid back and his cock popped out, instantly washed clean by the still-warm tub of water. Pat let out a long, cringing moan as his ass recovered. He curled up next to Zeke’s chest and nuzzled his neck.
“Damn… I gots a room in town,” Zeke said. “Above the apothecary. You know where that is?”
“Yes…” Pat said, his voice a soft tenor that hung in the air and resonated in Zeke’s ears.
“When you done wit’ ya work for the day, you come see me,” Zeke said.
“Every day?”
“E’ry day till forever, hell yeah. But I can’t have no one seein’ it, that’s why you gotta meet me there, not here,” Zeke said with a chuckle. He kissed Pat on the forehead. “You is one special boy, and I’s gonna make you feel special. You ready for that?”
Pat kissed his lips. “Of course.”