The Dwarven Blacksmith’s Feet

Goldforge has the filthiest feet in all the realms! Can Miles convince him to let him service every inch of them?

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Miles stood obediently near the forge, waiting for Goldforge to finish. He watched intensely, dick stiffening up in his pants. Miles sucked in his breath at the sight of Goldforge’s bare arms, which were as thick as Miles’s head and covered with curly black hairs.
“Hmmmmm….” Miles didn’t intend to moan, but he did. He couldn’t quite control his own desires in situations like this. His eyes were opened wide, taking in every inch of Goldforge Axetosser’s stout frame.
Goldforge was a dwarf, a member of the Grimdigger Clan, though he was far from the Grimdiggers’s natural homeland of Mount Lumpnut. Goldforge lived in the human city of Dewandleheim, where he was one of two blacksmiths. The other blacksmith was a human, but Goldforge was more experienced and stronger. He hammered out the plow in front of him on the anvil, only barely aware of the human, Miles, watching from the street.
When he smithed, Goldforge ignored everything but the task in front of him. That was part of why he liked it so much. When he did it, the world seemed to narrow, and nothing was important save for hammering this piece of metal into the shape it was meant to be. He could see the shape in the metal, begging to be released.
He wore a black apron made of thick leather. He didn’t wear a shirt underneath it, so his hefty body spilled out through the straps that ran over his back and shoulders to keep the apron in place. His back was hairy like his chest, the dense, coarse fur covering him and turning outrageously thick in the small of his back. He wore britches that ended at the knee, and covered his ass and thighs, but Miles could tell his ass was just as hairy.
He would be considered fat by human standards, but Miles didn’t see it that way. Goldforge had a bodybuilder’s body, it was just covered up by the natural dwarven padding — supposedly evolved by generations of mining and needing the cushion for falling down mineshafts. Miles could see the muscle under all the heft, and he didn’t mind the belly or the big ass — which was perfectly plump, and, Miles suspected and hoped, greasy with the day’s sweat.
The forge was so hot it was liable to make anything flammable burst into flames if it came too near. That was why Miles had stayed out of the forge, so he didn’t accidentally light anything on fire.
Finally the plow appeared to be done. Miles still waited because Goldforge inspected it carefully, bending over to look at every part of it. His practiced eye ran over the plow, unaware that Miles looked so intently on.
A river of sweat ran down Goldforge’s back, extending from his neck and running through the mat of coarse hair underneath one of the straps of the apron. Miles followed it with eyes and imagined himself sucking all that sweat off him.
“Oh god…”
But Goldforge’s sweaty, hairy body was not why Miles had come to Dewandleheim — he’d traveled all the way from the real world for something incredible: the most glorious dwarven blacksmith’s feet.
Unfortunately, Goldforge’s feet were covered. He wore boots made of fur with a leather covering. They looked uncomfortably hot, especially near a forge. Miles was unsure why Goldforge would wear something like that. Surely his feet weren’t cold in the forge.
But as he watched, he realized exactly why — the forge generated tons of little sparks that could scorch anything they touched. Everything on the floor got covered in sparks from time to time, and only the treated leather of those boots protected the fur from igniting and burning his feet. So it made sense, even if the boots looked uncomfortable. Miles wanted to suck all the sweat out of them — he bet they were utterly rank. He could watch the sweat sliding down Goldforge’s muscled calves and soaking into the fabric and leather.
He did clean the boots, it looked like. There was a marked skin of linden oil with a stiff brush next to it. But it must have been awhile. The leather was worked and worn, and you could tell it would be gritty with crystals from evaporated sweat. Miles wanted to ram his nose in there and inhale from it like a bouquet of roses.
But he didn’t do that. Not yet. He simply watched Goldforge’s great arms work up and down, biceps flexing, chest jiggling, limbs arching, sweat dribbling down his neck from his beard to soak into his sweat. When his arms lifted the hammer all the way up, for just a moment, his armpits were bare and the furry fullness of the hair there was visible. Miles caught a whiff of his body odor, which sent a frisson of desire up Miles’s spine.
Finally, Goldforge put the plow down and glanced up at Miles. “G’d day, good sir. What do you ken, sir?” His deep voice was gruff, aloof since he was still more focused on the plow than anything else. It was cool enough now he could touch it and test how it felt. It was still hot enough to burn most people, but Goldforge had thick calluses on his hands, which protected him even from metal as hot as this.
That was why he didn’t notice Miles taking in his stature and his musculature or the flush coming over Miles’s face.
“I, uh… I was looking for a blacksmith,” Miles said. His voice was lilting, fresh and flamboyant, in stark contrast to the baritone boom of Goldforge’s dwarven accent.
“Ah.” Goldforge grunted, looking up at Miles for the first time to get a good look at him. Goldforge snorted. “Well, you have found a blacksmith. I am Goldforge Axetosser, son of Ramblelore Axetosser the Hammer-Bound, son of Humpert Axetosser the Grand, son of Swordslice Axetosser the Fat of Foot, son of Oretight Axetosser-“
“Your great-grandfather was called ‘Fat of Foot’? What was he like-?” Miles’s eyes lit up — that sounded interesting, whatever it was.
“He was pridefully deformed in an accident as a boy, giving him a wide, fat foot,” Goldforge said. “Among my people, you see, being disfigured in a work accident is a good thing. We do not pity our disabled, we glorify them! You petty little humans act as though it is shameful to be harmed in the course of your work-“
“Okay, okay, Goldforge, I get it-“
“But there is no more glorious way to be injured!” Goldforge bellowed, attracting attention from the other townsfolk. He glared at them. “Bugger off, you munknuts! I am conducting business!” He shook Miles’s hand. “Why do you ask about my great-grandfather?”
“I was just curious,” Miles said. “It’s no biggie, that’s not why I came here. I was looking for a blacksmith. I’m going to need ten horseshoes.” He smiled. This was his plan to get a taste of Goldforge’s magnificent cock — and feet — to offer him some business.
“Ten? Why do you need ten horseshoes?”
Miles was at a loss at first. He was from the modern-day real world, so he was only vaguely familiar with equestrian matters. A horseshoe seemed like the first, most obvious thing to buy from a blacksmith that wouldn’t attract any questions. It took him a few moments to realize that horseshoes were presumably purchased either one or four at a time. “I, uh… I mean twelve.”
“That is an important distinction,” he said. “What sort of beast are these for?”
Again, Miles didn’t know. He wanted to say “horse”, but that was silly, wasn’t it obvious? What other animal would a horseshoe be for? He should have learned more about horseshoes before trying this plan. Was he looking for like “mare” or “stallion”? Was Miles supposed to say something measured in “hands”? All of a sudden, Miles wished he could remember what a “palomino” was.
A foal?
He could only stammer, mouth agape like a shocked fish. “Uh… I need… horseshoes, for the… hooves… of a horse. Of three horses. Three horses worth of hooves.” Miles paused. “Right? Hooves?” They did call horse’s feet hooves, right? Now that he was saying it out loud, it sounded wrong. He looked like an idiot, and he blushed bright red.
“Who is your stableboy? I will ask him,” Goldforge said with a frown.
“Uh…” Miles blushed. This had become more difficult than he expected. “I don’t have one.”
“You have no stableboy? Who is tending to your three horses?” Goldforge’s big beard shook. He furrowed his hairy brow. Miles was entranced by the beads of sweat on Goldforge’s cheeks, sliding into his beard which was bushy enough to almost entirely cover his face.
“Uh… My friend,” Miles said. “I mean…! I, uh… I just need to buy horseshoes.” He paused. “No questions, just… can you make them?”
Goldforge sighed. “Yes, fine, certainly. You have come to the right place. Do not go to Gransome Mildew. He’s the only other blacksmith in town. He is an incompetent buffoon.”
“I’m not sure about Gransome,” Miles said with a big grin. He stepped into the forge. “He’s very strong. He-“
“I’m stronger!”
“Hmmm…” Miles felt a surge of desire as he touched Goldforge’s fleshy bicep, which firmed up. Goldforge flexed both of his arms, revealing a pair of massive biceps.
“Gransome Mildew is inattentive to detail, my fine human friend,” bellowed Goldforge as though hoping Gransome would hear him from across the village. Those arms were so big Miles planted his lips on one without thinking about it, and he slathered spit along the curve of his bicep while Miles’s hands carressed the hair-dappled flesh of his arm. Goldforge grunted but didn’t complain, he just assumed it was how people checked a man’s strength in Miles’s homeland. Many people have strange customs, and Goldforge Axetosser did not judge.
Well, that was not true. But he kept his opinion of foreign cultures to himself.
Well, that was also not true, but he did not tell a foreigner what he thought of his customs until after taking his money. So he let the petite human slurp the sweat off his biceps.
When he had had his fill of Goldforge’s arm-sweat, Miles realized how carefully he was being scrutinized, and he blushed. Then he said, “Take off your boots. I think the real measure of a man is his feet.”
Goldforge did so. He was glad to get those boots off because they were so hot. His wide feet were hairy — as all dwarven feet were — and thick, drenched with the day’s sweat. His feet were more muscled than a human man’s, more gnarled and of course hairy, with the tops covered in the coarse black hairs just like those on his leg and arms. “Indeed. Your people have marvelous views on judging a man, I always say. What are you looking for in feet? Size?”
“Size helps… But if I only looked for size, I’d hire ogres for everything,” Miles said as Goldforge unlaced his boots. The leather was soft and pliable, the horsehair laces frayed, and a long sigh chambered out of Goldforge’s broad chest when the boot was loosened enough to come away from his feet.
The skin of his feet prickled when exposed to the dry air of the forge. Goldforge pulled first one boot off, then the other.
As soon as he removed his boot, the most fragrantly funky odor Miles had ever smelled filled the air. He was dizzy, swooning, and he gripped Goldforge’s broad shoulders for support. He cried out. Goldforge looked at him, confused, standing still like a statue while Miles held onto those awe-inspiring shoulders. It was hard to support himself like that because Goldforge was so sweaty. His skin was slick and slippery.
“Oh shit, sorry,” Miles said, blushing. “I feel faint…” He kept clawing at Goldforge’s big, broad body as he slipped down him. Goldforge grunted and gripped Miles’s side to help him stay up. Miles said, “I’d like to do something with you, Goldforge… Do you have a door?”
The forge had no door, just a doorway, which opened right onto the street. Goldforge explained that as he stepped away fom Miles, whose hands glistened with a layer of sweat from Goldforge’s body. “I have a curtain. That will have to do for your human notions of propriety,” Goldforge said. “We do not worry about such things in dwarven kingdoms. A man at work is never an ugly sight.”, He attached a curtain to a rod running over the doorway, which gave some privacy to the forge. Instantly the hustle of the street faded from Miles’s consciousness, and the humid texture and overwhelming odor in the air from Goldforge’s feet and armpits grew stronger and stronger as the air grew staler and more fragrant with his manhood.
Miles rolled his eyes. “So… is it okay with you, if I, uh… do some stuff to your body?”
“What?”
“Nothing bad! It’ll feel good,” Miles said. “I’d like to lick your feet and maybe the rest of you a bit, and I’d like to taste your dick and I wanna swallow your cum.”
Goldforge was silent. He chewed on his lower lip. “This is… how you test that I am strong enough? Why does the taste of my feet matter? ‘Tis disgusting, I assure you. My feet are often stinky and-“
“I know, I know… honestly, no, this isn’t how I’m going to test you, I’m already going to hire you, Goldforge. This is just a bonus for fun. Don’t you have foot-lovers in your land?”
“Not in the Grimdigger Clan.” Goldforge crossed his arms over his chest. “I… I am not that sort of man. I thought your type liked hairless young humans and elves with willowy bodies and-“
“No, no, not me,” Miles said. “I like ’em big and hairy and stinky.”
Goldforge’s barrel-shaped voice filled the air. He guffawed. “That is disgusting. But fine.” He paused. “Fine if you buy twenty horseshoes.” His eyes lit up when Miles nodded. Twenty horseshoes would net him more than he made in a month.
Before Goldforge had even finished agreeing, Miles was already on the ground. His dick strained in his trousers. He planted his tongue on the bare top of Goldforge’s left foot, and Miles let out a moan as the taste of footy funk assaulted his senses. Even before his tongue touched the foot, he could taste it and smell it, the freshly sweated scent ramming into him, bringing tears to his eyes.
The sweat had poured over his foot when he wore those boots, and now it was slick all over. Miles slathered every inch with his tongue. He spat up on to the top of the foot and then sucked his spit down, gasping at how deliciously nasty the taste was — it tasted like stale spit and a locker room and a bit of cum.
Miles’s nose pressed into the layer of hair on top of Goldforge’s foot — he had moved onto the fresh right foot, and this time, he didn’t lick the whole thing. He savored it, dragging it out. He just licked the hairy top surface of the foot, getting up all the sweat that was there before he moved onto the toes.
He loved toes. The cracks between the toes was delightful, it was where sweat collected and never went away. So Miles could taste everything Goldforge had done since the last time he bathed — which was weeks ago. He could taste the hours he spent in the forge and the metal he had worked over and over; he tasted scorching sparks and moist, mildewy fur boots, and spilled lager and whiskey.
As he moved on to the bottom of Goldforge’s foot, licking up all the dirt that clung to his skin, Miles’s eyes roamed upward. He had to laugh at the shocked look on Goldforge’s face.
“Zanzibar’s axe!” Goldforge said with an annoyed grunt. He hadn’t expected this to feel good. “You are… You are licking my feet?”
Miles sat back and let Goldforge’s foot flop over his face. He licked it as much as he could, slurping up the spit he had already coated it with. He nodded. “You said I could…”
“Yes, yes… I just… I didn’t realize it would be like this. You are licking… It is dirty, and you like it?”
“You like it too, if I’m not mistaken,” Miles said, his voice muffled by the hairy big toe he sucked on. There was some yellowish dirt trapped under the gnarled toenail there, and Miles tried to suck it out with his mouth.
For the first time, Goldforge smiled a bit. “I am… I am interested in… I do not kive fir feet-“
“Right, right… Can you take your britches off?”
Goldforge raced to do so. His dick was already straining against the fabric. He dropped his britches to the floor, and his ten-inch dick hung free. Since he was shorter than a human, his above-average dick size looked almost comically large, Miles thought, and it would have extended almost to his knees if it weren’t already hard.
It was hard. Goldforge obviously liked getting his foot licked, since he had gotten hard even without touching his dick. His meaty hands gave himself a stroke before grunting and letting go. He closed his eyes and looked away, despite moaning every time Miles’s tongue came back into contact with his foot.
“I think you like it when I lick your feet,” Miles said. “Can you lay down on your back?”
Goldforge did so, blushing. He wasn’t used to letting anyone boss him around sexually — when a woman was willing to let Goldforge fuck her, he always took charge and told her what to do. It would have never occurred to him to ask her to suck his feet, yet Goldforge couldn’t deny that it felt amazing.
When Goldforge laid down, Miles had him put his feet on the ground, knees in the air, legs spread apart. That put his feet very near the sweat-soaked crotch and his bare cock and balls. Miles could go back and forth from sucking his feet to slurping down his cock, his ballsac and the sweaty tangled hair of his magnificent taint.
Miles knew very well that it was playing with his dick that would bring Goldforge to orgasm, which was why Miles did as little of it as he could without disappointing Goldforge. Miles licked his feet and his ankles before moving to his balls and his taint, guzzling down all the sweat he could find there. He choked up more spit that made a big foamy mess in the nest of black hairs beneath Goldforge’s crotch. His hairy belly jiggled.
“I’m gonna jack you off with my foot, okay?” Miles said softly. He made his voice sound feminine, and since his entire head and body was blocked from Goldforge’s view by Goldforge’s belly, Goldforge could pretend Miles was a woman.
In fact, Goldforge was beyond caring. Nobody had ever orally worshiped his cock like this. He felt like his balls might explode. He nodded, not even really comprehending that Miles was going to give him a footjob — there wasn’t even a word for that in the dwarven tongue.
Miles leaned back and curled around Goldforge’s legs, so he could insert his foot into Goldforge’s crotch while caressing his ankles and thighs — he couldn’t quite reach his foot in this position, but he could rub his ass against Goldforge’s toes.
His toes splayed to grip Goldforge’s cock. He had given lots of footjobs before, so Miles was able to bring him to orgasm like that. He stroked him slowly at first, his other foot exploring the fleshy warmth and hairy, moist mess of Goldforge’s crotch.
“Aw, may the gods bless you, silly human!” Goldforge’s breathlessly exclaimed. He couldn’t believe he was enjoying this double-barreled footjob so much. Humans were so weird.
His dick throbbed mightily between Miles’s toes. Miles moaned as well, his own hand flying up and down on his shaft. The first wad of cum sprayed from Goldforge’s dick.
“Shoot it on your foot,” Miles said softly. He aimed Goldforge’s dick for his foot, and the rest of his load sprayed right on his hairy foot and between his toes. Goldforge moaned and shook, his hefty body jiggling, sweat dripping from his body hair.
Miles remained under him, bathing in and swallowing all the fluids that flowed onto him: cum, sweat, saliva, all flowed down and over Miles’s face. Goldforge was so horny he drooled a little, mouth shaking, body flexing as the powerful muscles beneath his padding firmed up and relaxed over and over. He gasped hoarsely for air.
An orgasm hit Miles too, as he licked all the cum off Goldforge’s moistened foot. He had shot a huge load, and it trickled onto the ground and between Goldforge’s toes.
“Hmmmm…. You taste so good,” Miles said with a moan and a chuckle. His tongue slipped between those funky toes, slurping and guzzling down all the fluids he could find.
Goldforge was sprawled out, exhausted, spent, virtually asleep even though his mind told himself to get up — the post-orgasmic bliss coursing through his veins was so intense he couldn’t bring himself to do not, not even when he felt Miles shoot his own cumwad on Goldforge’s foot.
Miles sucked that off too. Goldforge barely noticed and didn’t care. His dick was limp, his whole lower half dripping with Miles’s saliva and Goldforge’s own cum. He had never shot such a huge amount.
Miles giggled and pulled off him, caressing Goldforge’s fleshy thighs. Miles kissed his dick and his taint — “hmmm…. I wanna suck your taint forever, Goldforge…” — then stuck his tongue in the hairy crack of Goldforge’s ass. He slid it around the best he could with Goldforge still laying on his back, and he managed to get more of the taste of his ass-goo and crack-sweat from the bit of his ass he could get to with his tongue. That made Goldforge shudder and shake — it felt good, but it was ticklish and weird too.
He gently pushed Miles away. “Alright, human, you had better buy those horseshoes as you promised.”
“Hmmm… I will. Can you deliver them to me?” Miles asked, his mind wandering. If he could buy some horses and have them waiting, Goldforge might come meet him in a stable. That would be amazing. They could play around again.
Goldforge chuckled, his belly shifting up and down, which caused a few drops of sweat to plop on Miles’s face. “No. That is what a farrier is for.”
Miles had never heard the word farrier. He just sighed and rolled his eyes. He was learning more about horseshoes than he had really intended. He thought he was doing good by learning that blacksmiths often smithed horseshoes; it seemed simple and small and easy to carry, that was why Miles had chosen it — if he asked for a sword, for example, Goldforge might want to know why. Miles hadn’t expected horseshoes to be so complicated.
“Well… I don’t have a farrier-“
“I do not know how to fit a shoe onto a horse,” Goldforge said. “You need a farrier-“
“No, that’s not…” Miles sighed. “Fine. Yeah. Do you know a good farrier?”
“Bah, there is a human farrier in town, but he is incompetent. He spends all his time with the ladies, seducing them,” Goldforge said. He flopped his limp dick over Miles’s face a few times, then stood. “He is useless.”
“Hmmm… I bet he has feet,” Miles said as he stood. He blushed a little, feeling tiny in comparison to the thick-bodied Goldforge. He quickly paid for the horseshoes and put his clothes back on, his mind already racing with the possibilities.
In just a few days, Miles was going to need a farrier — whatever that was — and he could easily pay him for another taste of outrageously raunchy feet.
Miles couldn’t wait to learn what a farrier was.

The Bouncer

Rob is eager to service the bouncer at the biker bar, and he just might have his chance! He hangs out in the alley by the dumpster where the legendary bouncer Banner drops off the scumbags he kicks out of the Clever Pipe, and when Rob makes him an offer too good to pass out, Banner is all too happy to treat Rob exactly the way he wants it!

Can Rob handle the punishment he’s begging for?!

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Rob Winthrop headed down the alley behind the club. He smoked a cigarette to make it look like he was waiting for someone to leave out the back. Every few minutes some drunkard did leave out the back, but Rob ignored everyone. He wasn’t here for any of them.
He was here for the bouncer out front.
He had a plan to get him too, but he needed to wait for him to come into the alley. The bouncer was named Banner. He was square-jawed and rugged, with a dense network of scars on his fingers. He said that was from getting angry and punching his fist through glass windows on several occasions. He was a bouncer at the Clever Pipe, a tough bar on the outskirts of town.
Finally the back door flew open, and a drunk man was shoved out of it. Banner followed him, pushing him every few feet and barking out challenges and questions. “Get out. Come at me, brah. Come at me then. You wanna fight? You wanna show off fo’ ya girl? Here’s ya chance, come at me. Lemme see it.” Banner had a handsome face with a noble jaw and a crooked nose, with a flatness to his voice like he had a phonograph in his throat. Even when he spat invective at the drunk man he was kicking out, he didn’t really sound like he meant it. He sounded like a bad actor reading his lines for the first time. He had thick boots like a factory worker. Already tonight a few drops of blood blotted the black leather of his boots. Rob didn’t know if it was Banner’s, the drunk man’s or someone else’s.
Banner pushed the drunk man until he tottered in a garbagey puddle near the dumpster. Then he cackled and kicked the man in the side. The man yelped and squirmed. He tried to crawl away.
A drunk girl came out the back, sloshing through the doorway like a spilled cosmo. She tried to push Banner into the wall — which was ridiculous, because Banner was like a mountain compared to her drunk, wavering twig of a body — but he just moved out of the way. She smacked into the brick wall then stumbled to her boyfriend.
“You fucking pussy!” she said. She sounded so drunk she was about to pass out.
“You’re a slut!” the drunk man bellowed from the ground.
Banner watched with a sneer. The two drunkards argued there in the garbage. Banner lit a cigarette. He flexed his biceps, which were visible beneath the white wifebeater he wore — it looked like it had been brand new at the start of his shift, but now had sweat stains around the shoulders, spilled beer soaked into it and a few drops of dried blood over his heart..
He saw Rob there and nodded. Banner licked his teeth. “I’s the bouncer.” He paused like he was waiting for an order.
Rob came forward. “It’s a dirty job but somebody’s gotta do it.”
The drunk couple headed out of the alley, staggering forward as they shouted at each other. Banner took a deep drag on his cigarette. “You waitin’ for somebody?”
Rob nodded. “But I don’t think they’re coming. They might have gone home with somebody else.”
Banner nodded. Rob made sure to accentuate his feminine side to put Banner at ease. Banner bristled and wrinkled his nose. “Uh-huh.”
“You’re Banner, right? I’m Rob.” They had actually “met”, or at least interacted briefly, last weekend; but Banner didn’t remember that.
Banner grunted and threw his eyebrows back. He wasn’t used to being polite to bargoers. Being a bouncer at a club like this was one of the few professions where being mean to the customers was expected. Banner was not graded on customer service, which was good because most everyone found him chilling. He put a damper on the club every time he worked. He had that grim-eyed stare that made the waitresses trade shifts to get away from him.
But the owner, Math, liked that he kicked ass. Banner never lost a fight. At a bar like the Clever Pipe, that was a frequently useful skill, and it was more important than the comfort of the waitresses.
“I’ll give you fifty bucks to take your shirt off and put me in a headlock,” Rob said. As soon as he said it, he squealed and blushed. He handed Banner the money before Banner even responded.
He took the fifty dollar bill. He stared at it, then sighed and chuckled. He took off his wifebeater. He grimaced at the sight of Rob’s leering eyes. His pecs flexed — not in a deliberate, seductive way, but like he was imagining punching Rob and his muscles were dreaming about it.
But then he put Rob in a headlock. He wrapped his right arm around Rob’s neck, holding him tightly. Rob was squashed between his arm and his chest. His other arm pulled Rob’s body close to Banner’s, whose bare muscles writhed like a barrel of snakes against Rob’s skin.
Sweat dripped onto Rob’s lips and coated his face. The scent of Banner’s unwashed machismo was alluring, and Rob groaned. He smelled cheap deodorant too, but it had already been overpowered by Banner’s sweaty night in the overcrowded nightclub.
“Do you ever make guys jack you off?”
“What?”
“I’ve heard some bouncers sometimes take drunk guys they kick out, and y’know… make ‘em jack them off,” Rob said.
“No.”
“Would you? I mean, if I paid you?” Rob struggled to speak through the headlock. He planted his lips on Banner’s rock-hard bicep and kissed loudly.
Banner groaned and looked away. He gamely kept Rob in the headlock, though he could have dropped him. He blushed. “What, man? You wanna pay me to make some dude jack me off?”
“No, me. I want to pay you to make me jerk you off.”
“No way. I don’t-“
“A thousand dollars.”
A long, empty silence filled the alley. Banner held his cigarette in his hand. He narrowed his eyebrows to slits.
“You gonna pay me a grand to jack me off?”
“No. I’m gonna pay you a grand for you to make me jack you off,” Rob said. He writhed in the headlock, and rubbed his ass against Banner’s crotch. “I’ll pay you another grand to cornhole me in the ass.”
“Nope. No way. I don’t do that.” Banner said. He sighed. He pushed Rob away from him. His serious face screwed up like he was sucking on a lemon. “I won’t do that. No way.” He took another drag on his cigarette. “Three grand. Three grand, man. No. Nevermind. I can’t.”
“Oh-“
“Okay, yeah. Three grand. I can do it. Thirty five hundred. I’ll do it for thirty five hundred,” he said. He sighed and leaned over the railing. His big plump ass stood up. It was cradled by tight basketball shorts beneath his scruffy jeans. The top of his asscrack was just barely visible. Sweat collected there. “No, I mean… Yeah. I can do it. Four grand. I want four grand.”
“I better get started before the price keeps going up,” Rob said. He dropped to his knees and in one smooth motion planted his tongue in that spot of asscrack visible above Banner’s sagging jeans.
“Ah shit, man,” Banner squirmed. He looked behind himself at Rob licking his asscrack. “You ain’t say nothin’ ‘bout licking my ass. You ain’t say nothin’ ‘bout that.”
“If I’m paying four grand, I’m lickin’ your ass. Don’t get cheap now,” Rob said. “I promise I won’t put anything in there, not even a finger. Okay, my tongue. I’ll put my tongue in there.”
His eyes narrowed to slits. He turned back around and grabbed Rob by the chin. “Boy… if you even think about putting a finger in my ass, I will kill you. You understand me? I will not try to hide the evidence. I will go to prison with my head held high, bitch. You dig me?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Don’t call me sir.”
“Okay, uh, Banner.”
He snorted and laughed nervously. He paused and smoked his cigarette. He blew smoke into Rob’s face. Rob coughed.
“You imaginin’ ya finger in my ass?”
“No, Banner. I promise. I swear. I don’t do that,” Rob said.
“Ya dick?”
“No. I only ever bottom,” Rob said. His heart skipped a beat. Like most bouncers, Banner was very good at intimidating people. He stared Rob down, then spat on his face. “I just want to suck your asshole, that’s all.”
“Fuckin’ freak.”
Banner undid the belt of his jeans and pulled down his shorts to reveal a pale, trembling pair of beautifully plump asscheeks. There was a big nasty twisted scar on one cheek. He only pulled down his pants on his backside, taking care to make sure he didn’t bare his cock and balls.
Rob separated those cheeks and inhaled deeply of the scent. The sound of him sniffing made Banner chuckle, his whole body shaking. Rob leaned his head in and slipped his tongue into Banner’s tight hole.
“What’s this scar?” Rob asked as he kissed all up and down the crack of Banner’s ass.
“I got shot,” Banner said. His voice was pinched, as though it hurt to have his asshole licked. He squirmed and groaned. His hole clenched around Rob’s tongue.
Rob tickled the gunshot-wound scar on his ass. One of his hands roamed between Banner’s legs, massaging the taint there. He suckled loudly and moistly on Banner’s asshole. He slurped out all the stank, salty sweat he could get to.
“Who shot you?”
“This guy. There was a disagreement,” Banner said. ‘Bout who owned this girl.”
Rob giggled into Banner’s ass. “I hope you were on the side of ‘nobody owned her’.”
Banner bristled and bit his lip. He didn’t answer at first. Then he murmured, “I ain’t a rapist or a pimp or nothin’.”
“Uh-huh-“
“Ah, damn!” Banner laughed. “I gots an idea.” He clapped his hands and fished his phone out of his pants pocket. That turned out to be difficult to do in this position, so he wordlessly pushed Rob onto the cold, moist ground on his back. Banner lowered his ass, squatting over Rob’s face. That was perfect for Rob, because it forcibly separated Banner’s cheeks, giving him perfect access to his hole. It was easier for Banner to get into his own pants pocket this way.
Rob flickered his tongue all the way in to Banner’s hole, far enough in that Banner shuddered and groaned. He nearly dropped his cell phone as he dialed. Finally he got it to ring and held it to his ear.
“Yo, nigga. Guess what? Remember that thing you said only niggas can ever talk someone into? I got this bitch lickin’ at my hole right now-” Banner paused and groaned. “Nigga nigga nigga, I say it when I want, man. I ain’t even have to talk this bitch into it. Uh-huh. Got that tongue all up in my guts right now, cleanin’ me out, uh-huh. Gonna rub it like a dog now.” He moved his ass back and forth, squeezing over Rob’s tongue. “Yeah, it’s real nasty.” He paused. “Alright, yeah. I meet you tomorrow at noon. Get up early then, and don’t try and pass off schwag, I will kick yo’ ass again. Bullshit. I beat yo’ ass like a cop behind bars, nigga. I destroyed you. I’m just sayin’ it to piss you off now. That’s my right. That’s my First Amendment right as an American.” He paused and grunted. “Hell yeah. But I am takin’ her ass, man — no! No! You can’t call it like that, that ain’t fair. I fuck her in the ass. Yeah, you take the pussy. If our balls touch, I will punch you. If our balls touch, it will be yo’ fault, I guarantee that.” He squirmed atop Rob’s tongue. “God damn, man, you ain’t say ya tongue gonna feel like that. Okay, nigga. Nigga please. Nigga you don’t even- Uh-huh, my nigga. You my nigga, dawg. I swear-” He put the phone down. He snorted. “Hung up. Fuckin’ asshole.” He stood up and grabbed Rob by the neck. “You ready to swallow some dick, deadbeat?”
“Yeah,” Rob said. The only sound he could make right now was a weak squeak.
Banner spat on his face. He laughed and clapped his hands. “Alright, goddamn. This is kinda fun.” He pushed Rob onto his knees. He had a massive cock, already half-hard and throbbing in his hands. He pried Rob’s mouth apart and fed it in. He shuddered, then smiled. “My dad was a bouncer — I only met him a few times in person, he been in jail since I was little — and he always say this is what it used to be like. Police used to be on ya side, you know? If some deadbeat raised a fuckin’ stink, you could raise a fuckin’ stink on his face, dig?” He sighed as he slammed his dick all the way into Rob’s throat.
Rob struggled to accept it all. He gagged violently. His hands tightened into claws that grabbed at Banner’s plump asscheeks, which were still wet from Rob’s licking.
“Man… My dad used to come home late, and he’d drink with my uncle Tony — he lived wit’ us then — and he’d tell Tony about the shit he did to the boys who raised too much hell in his bar. I ain’t understand half of what he said,” Banner said. “Like usin’ a bum as an ashtray.” He made sure Rob’s eyes were open wide, then ground his cigarette out on Rob’s forehead.
The scorching pain on his flesh made Rob squirm. His mouth struggled to avoid biting down, but he didn’t have any leverage anyway, so he probably couldn’t have bit if he wanted to. All he could do was hock up a ball of saliva that dripped down Banner’s shaft.
“Alright, deadbeat,” Banner said. He sounded absent-minded, like he was acting out something he recalled his father saying. “Now here comes the big finale. I’m gonna turn your ass into my woman, a woman I don’t think much of. It’s gonna hurt, and you gonna cry, but eventually it’ll be over. Then you be a flappy-butted loser.” He bent Rob over the railing near the landing by the back door to the club.
Without a moment’s hesitation, Banner had his cock in Rob’s ass — he just jammed it in as though the more he thought about it, the more he might be unable to perform. He sighed once the first inch or so was in. Rob squealed and gasped.
“That hurt? It should. You want something to bite on?” Banner said. He put his corded-muscle forearm in front of Rob’s mouth. “You can bite my arm, bitch. I won’t be mad.”
Rob didn’t want to bite, though the pressure in his ass was intense. He kissed. He sucked on the firm muscle of Banner’s forearm, nibbling a bit only when the sensations in his ass became too incredible to avoid.
“Say ‘I’m a bitch’.”
“I’m a bitch!”
“Say it louder. Be proud of ya bitchitude. Bitch.”
“I’m a bitch! I’m such a bitch! I’m Banner’s bitch! I’ll do anything he wants!” Rob screamed into the darkened alley.
“Ha, now I get it, I know why my dad was-” Banner chuckled dryly, interrupted when his cell phone rang. “That’s prolly that nigga again, tellin’ me he run out of weed or some shit. I swear to God- Oh, nevermind, it’s my boss. Shush.” He stopped moving with his cock all the way in Rob’s ass.
There was a long silence. It took all of Rob’s concentration to avoid crying out. Banner stopped moving, but he stopped with his entire cock throbbing in Rob’s ass.
“Yes, sir. Uh-huh. Uh, yeah, Math, I’m just, uh, takin’ care of- Right. Yes, sir. I’ll be there in a moment.” He hung up the phone and barked. He punched Rob in the back, then roared and backed away. Blessed relief flooded Rob as his ass was emptied. “I swear to Christ, I will rip this bitch’s throat out.” He pulled his pants up. “You hear me? I will kill- Sorry ‘bout punching you, man. I ain’t mean to hurtcha.”
“No worries, I’m not hurt-“
“I will lay down some law like a lawyer, boy. You best believe it,” he said. He went back into the club, still shirtless, his cock and his ass moist. His dick was still as hard as iron, and if the club weren’t so dark, the bulge in his jeans would have been obvious.
Rob pulled his pants up, just in case more people came out the back. He kept the door open too, watching. But the club was crowded and dark and smoky and loud, and Rob got only a vague impression of what was happening in there.
A glass-shattering crash. Gasps. What the fuck?! A crack. More gasping. Some laughter. Angry words spat out too quietly to hear. A moist sound that Rob couldn’t identify. You still feelin’ grabby, my man? A shriek of terror. Shut the fuck up! You gonna walk out like a man or you gonna get yaself thrown out like a bitch?
Then Rob saw a blurry mix of limbs and muscle come his way. He stepped away from the door just in time to see Banner dragging a thrashing man out into the alley. The man was drunk, crying, red-faced, blood streaming from his nostrils.
The man staggered to his feet in the puddle of dumpster water he landed in. “Fuck you!” he screamed. He drunkenly, slowly put his fists up. “Come at me, bro. Come at me. Try me, huh?”
Banner laughed. “Don’t make me. I would come over there and kick ya ass, bro. I would do it. But you happened to interrupt me when I was punishin’ the last deadbeat who raised up a fuss and I don’t wanna stop.”
“Come at me!” The drunk man kept repeating that, staggering around the alley. He didn’t seem to notice at first when Banner dropped his jeans again.
Banner’s cock was not totally hard anymore, but he had only lost a bit of his erection. He rammed it into Rob’s ass and sighed as though he was scratching an itch he had been unable to reach for a long time. He slipped his entire cock in, and Rob squealed — he had to make it very loud to get the drunk’s attention.
The drunk stepped closer like he didn’t understand what he was seeing. He screwed up his eyes and wrinkled his nose. “You’re cornholin’ that man’.”
“You earnin’ yo’ identifyin’-nasty-shit merit badge, man?” Banner said. “Cuz you got it. You earned that.”
There was a long pause. “That’s nasty.”
“Go home, fuckwit! Ain’t you figure this out yet? When I’m done cornholin’ this deadbeat, I’m gonna come over there and cornhole you, ya dig? I’m gonna cornhole you till yo’ eyes bleed. I’m gonna cornhole you even though my dick gonna be limp cuz I just cornhole him, I’ll just shove it in ya ass anyway and watch porn on my phone till I get hard again. So you had better run the fuck away befo’ I finish.”
The drunk man covered his mouth like he had to suppress a shout. Then he turned tail and fled. He ran down the alley, swaying from side to side so badly he bumped into the wall and knocked over a trash can.
One of Banner’s hands grabbed Rob’s hair, holding his head in place. He groaned and moaned. Rob stroked himself off.
But first, before he reached orgasm, Rob pulled out his own cell phone. He handed it to Banner and said, “Here. Will you call my dad?”
“Call yo’ daddy?”
“Yeah. Tell him you’re cornholin’ me. I want to humiliate him. He doesn’t like the idea of me being dirty at all, and he would hate it if he knew I let a bouncer in me. No offense,” Rob said. “I’ll give you an extra hundred bucks. His name is Eugene.”
Banner grabbed the phone and muttered. “Fine.” He snorted and cleared his throat as it rang. “Yo. Hey. You, uh, Eugene? That’s right, I got ya boy’s cell phone. He can’t talk right now, on ‘ccount of he’s bein’ bitched out. Uh-huh. I’s a bouncer at the Clever Pipe, that’s that discount burlesque club, ya boy is here right now jackin’ dudes off for a quarter — yeah, he just drainin’ they balls so they ain’t gotta spend as much on lapdances. If you ever been to the Clever Pipe, you know they got some nasty-ass females. But only scumbags ever come here, so it works out for them. Anyway, I was callin’ you to give you an update on ya boy and see if you wanna buy this car I got — it ain’t stolen, I swear, but I do gotta get rid of it tonight and it’s got Massachusetts tags you should prolly take off right away. You can pay in money or in meth. Uh-huh. Sorry, I’s havin’ trouble hearin’ ya over the sound of ya boy swallowin’ nutsacks. You teach him to do that? You teach him good.” He stopped and shrugged. “He hung up. Ya daddy sound like a judge. He a judge?”
“No.”
“Good. Cuz I might have kick ya ass for real if yo’ daddy was a judge. He sound like the fuckhead who put my brother away,” Banner said. “Now hush up, I’m gonna cum.” He put his cell phone on Rob’s back, and the tinny sound of hetero porn filled the air.
Once he got it started, however, Banner didn’t seem to spend much focus looking at the screen. He closed his eyes and moaned, tweaking his own nipples. He groaned in disgust when Rob orgasmed and sprayed his wad over the alley ground, but he didn’t say anything.
“Aw, fuck, aw fuck, aw fuck…” Banner grunted. He pushed on Rob’s head and gripped his ass tightly in position.
A wash of hot cum spurted into Rob, followed by a long torrent of semen. It was thick and creamy, and it seeped into his flesh. Banner stopped moving while he came. He closed his eyes tightly as though watching a horror movie. His cock spasmed and the cum flowed until it was dripping out of Rob’s ass and onto the trashy ground beneath him.
“God damn, bitch. God damn,” Banner said. He smacked Rob’s ass without removing his cock, chuckling when that made Rob yelp and squirm. Banner swayed his hips and twitched his dick, causing a bubbly frothy load of cum to slip out. It coated Rob’s ass and dripped in clumps onto the ground.
“Wow, thanks-“
“Pay me, bitch,” Banner said with a growl like a jaguar. It sent a chill up Rob’s spine. “You best not cheat me. And clean my cock off wit’ yo’ clothes.”
“Yes, Banner,” Rob said. He used his shirt to wipe off Banner’s cock, then brought out his own smartphone. They used the app that Rob’s father had invented — PayUp — to transfer four thousand, one hundred and fifty dollars into Banner’s account. Rob didn’t tell Banner that it was his father’s app. Rob knew better than to spread that kind of personal info around.
Banner put his sweaty wifebeater back on. “Alright, you done.”
Rob didn’t respond right away. He was all cleaned up and dressed, ready to go, but he wanted to watch Banner’s muscle-bound body for as long as possible. Banner stayed there at the door, scowling at him.
“Okay, man, you get away,” Banner said. He spat on the ground. “Or I will kick yo’ ass for real.”
When Banner formed a fist with one hand and reared back ready to strike, Rob turned tail and fled into the night.

Like making out under an unfinished statue

Wojo don’t mind a gold-digger. So long as she loves him, she can spend all the money, he don’t care. Just give him an allowance to buy lunch every day at work. Couplea shirts at Christmas. That’s all he needs.

Sandra never knew he made good money. Wojo thought bragging was trashy. Bricklayers make good money, plus he got a Marine Corps pension. He needta spend more money to look like a good provider, he thought. That was ironic though, cuz if he spent money, he’d have less, and he wouldn’t be such a good provider anymore.
And he don’t know what else to spend money on. If he had a woman, he’d shower her with like jewels and stuff. Makeup. Those dumbass handbags that cost like ten grand. Mad expensive. Should he have just told Sandra he got a couple hundred grand saved up? Would that have changed anything? Would she have stayed with him for the money? Does that even matter? Wojo don’t mind a gold-digger. So long as she loves him, she can spend all the money, he don’t care. Just give him an allowance to buy lunch every day at work. Couplea shirts at Christmas. That’s all he needs.
That coffee commercial came on, the one with the husband drinking coffee with his wife who’s pretty in a nice way, like a new kindergarten teacher, got a cozy sweater on. Wojo want a wife he can treat right like that. Sandra never wore a sweater. Need a house with a fireplace.
In the commercial, they’s lounging around afrontuva fire in a fireplace, but in the outside shots, there isn’t no chimney on the house. Aside from that, it’s a perfect marriage, he thought. Bet!
So when she finished her coffee or possibly not-coffee drink, she gave him a kiss on the cheek, that was nice, she don’t hate him or nothing. She got a tenderness for him. Her lips was soft and electric and warm, and they proved that maybe nothing was wrong about Wojo. She wouldn’ta kissed him if he was a creep. Then Wojo trudge-booted home. Maybe that was the problem, he saw now, he shouldn’ta done wore boots. Girls don’t like workboots.
Or maybe girls just don’t like bricklayers. His old flame Mazie said it was like making out under an unfinished statue.

From Wojo the Bricklayer

Miles Rompenhauer

Miles is a foot fetishist.

Books

The Filthiest Alphas in Boots, Sneakers and Sandals: Miles is at it again, finding himself in the raunchiest of situations with the most filthy-footed men in history! He visits a cowboy, a rapper, a marine, a biker, a hobo and even a dwarven blacksmith, each with feet more disgusting than the one before!

Miles the Pervert: Miles loves feet! He loves dirty, nasty alpha men’s feet, and plenty of alpha men are ready to give him a taste of what he craves! In this tale, Miles gets down and dirty with the feet of a filthy hillbilly, a burly ladysman and a thuggish pimp. Can he satisfy them… and himself?!