Like a fish denying water is real

He flapped his hands at his ears — presumably his impression of a fish’s gills — Avery suspected Steel did not know what gills were.

“You like a fish denying water is real, and you gonna keep denying it till you finally flop onto land and find yo’ gills don’t work no mo’,” Steel said. He flapped his hands at his ears — presumably his impression of a fish’s gills — Avery suspected Steel did not know what gills were. “You look queasy. You gonna go pukey-ookey, whiteboy?!”

From Avery’s Adventures in Interracial Manhood

She do booty, right?

He mimed eating a very big pot pie with a itty-bitty spoon.

“Lemme fuck yo’ guhl. Tell her to give up her booty if she bleedin’ outta her period. She do booty, right? Does she lick yo’ butthole? Cuz I will lick her’n. I will eat her asshole like a chicky pot pie.” He mimed eating a very big pot pie with a itty-bitty spoon.

From Thumper the Booter Bandit