- Buck and Cody
Cody was on the lookout for excitement, not Buck’s burdensome plondering voice.
- Clits pee a tax tour, y’all!
You wanna hear something funny? Go find an episode of Masterchef, maybe season seven or eight or so, a young Chinese man fucks up. You will never hear anything funnier than a sobbing Chinaman attempting to say ‘crispy texture’, it’s hilarious.
- Drawn-out vowels and country-soft consonants
Her lipstick was smudged onto the tips of her teeth, but Sasha was too much the gentleman to point it out.
- He fit a universe of vowels into that word.
“Numbuhs ain’t my strong suit, Simon.”
- Hirrabirry
“Mistah Chow prolly mad as a steamed bun. Bap! Bap! Bap-bap-bappity-bap!”
- His mouth was full of cranberries
His thick Boston stawk made it sound like his mouth was full of cranberries. When he spoke, his Boston accent either aroused Desmond or made him laugh, it was hard to tell.
- It proved Mister Chow don’t know nothing about black men. Or bwack men neither.
He poked out a line of incomprehensible syllables, and Steel and Lem nodded along like agreeable eggplants.
- Rare mirror area
“See? Total retard. Thick as custard. Not instant custard either, the proper stuff.”
- Shovelwork
He opened his mouth to say more but caught eye of Buck’s club-like dick resting on the floor between Buck’s legs — Buck was sitting splay-legged to air out his balls, which was disgusting.
- Smooches wished Buck would pronounce shower correctly
He hated “sh’uhin'” with Buck and his ugly knob.
- That word went upon forever, despite Buck not pronouncing mosta it.
“You gotta finish our laundry still, I’s tired of wearin’ dirty shirts, and I’s nearabout outta drawers.”
