Ain’t nobody allowed to moo at Vagina-Candy.

Anyway, we’ll breeze past the next couple hours, cuz it was a buncha boredom, there was supper and some dumbass announcement from the warden — niggas was mooing at this prison guard named Vagina-Candy cuz he was Hindu and the rumor spread he couldn’t enforce a rule against nothing that moos, whenever Officer Vagina-Candy lead a line to mess or something, all them all, like hundreds of inmates just start mooing, and Vagina-Candy be freaking out and shit, Warden said it was a religious and ethnic diversity. Anyway, he acted like it was a fucking genocide. Warden get on the loudspeaker talking about the Holocaust and shit! Making all these rules! Ain’t nobody allowed to moo at Vagina-Candy. Warden gonna put people in solitary if they moo. Actually made a no-mooing rule. It’s prolly still in the rulebook.

Anyway, we’ll breeze past the next couple hours, cuz it was a buncha boredom, there was supper and some dumbass announcement from the warden — niggas was mooing at this prison guard named Vagina-Candy cuz he was Hindu and the rumor spread he couldn’t enforce a rule against nothing that moos, whenever Officer Vagina-Candy lead a line to mess or something, all them all, like hundreds of inmates just start mooing, and Vagina-Candy be freaking out and shit, Warden said it was a religious and ethnic diversity. Anyway, he acted like it was a fucking genocide. Warden get on the loudspeaker talking about the Holocaust and shit! Making all these rules! Ain’t nobody allowed to moo at Vagina-Candy. Warden gonna put people in solitary if they moo. Actually made a no-mooing rule. It’s prolly still in the rulebook.

From Winston Steel & the White Man