The Politician

When Avery lobbies a presidential candidate on some pet issues, he didn’t realize what he was in for! The studly Governor Harold Tamperton is ready to give Avery the reacharound of a lifetime in exchange for political support, an exchange that’s worth every penny to Avery!

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Avery sighed. Was Mr. Tamperton going to stand him up? He would have thought not — Avery was representing an important lobby group, and Mr. Tamperton’s campaign was who set this up. They reached out to Avery, not the other way around. Now Mr. Tamperton was an hour late. Avery had come to assume politicians would always be late — that was in their DNA. A part of him had believed Charlie Tamperton’s claim that he would be different. A part of him hoped Tamperton would be different.
But mostly, Avery suspected that Charlie Tamperton would not be different at all.
The hotel lobby was fashionably minimalist, with carpet softer than most mattresses and of the most exquisitely vibrant shade of white Avery had ever seen, it was sort of an electric white, like the white equivalent of neon pink, and it was spotless. Shockingly spotless, like fresh off the factory, not a single smudge or mote of dullness. That and an odd statue were the only things of note in the vault-like minimalist “splendor” of the Granger Ben Hotel.
Minimalist doesn’t mean spending less on decor, it means spending more on less decor. The elite will always spend to make sure the peons know they can. In the olden days, they did so by hiring a hundred artisans to work for a lifetime decorating every inch of a cathedral. Now they hire the equivalent in man-hours to create, install and clean a fantastically expensive alabaster carpet that gets steam-cleaned every ten minutes and one statue that was hard to identify but might have been a goat in a bathtub and which may have had a feminist bent. Avery couldn’t quite put his finger on what was feminist about it. It had a plaque, but he was not going to read a goddamn plaque about a feminist, like in a museum, but anyway, both the goaty shape and the bathtubby shape had a feminist air about them. So instead of hiring stonecarvers and woodworkers to build a cathedral for seventy years, they pay a couple million up front for some absurdly dumb feminist goat in a feminist bathtub and a million or two in wages over many years to various cleaners, installers, repairers, etc. They spend just as much, but they call it minimalist.
Avery would rather employ stonecarvers and woodworkers than feminists and cleaning crews. Plus, there’d be more to look at when he sat here twiddling his thumbs like a fucking idiot, waiting an hour and a half for that billionaire shitheel Charlie Tamperton. Avery was definitely deleting his dumbass apps. Except the one with the ostrich that finds coupons.
“There you are, Mr. Flowers,” said a suited man who appeared next to Avery, startling him. How he snuck up to Avery in a minimalist hotel lobby, with nothing to hide behind except six uncomfortable chairs, ten dead-eyed staff and a goat-in-a-bathtub’s worth of feminism, Avery will never figure out. Somehow the Asian man with the dead eyes and swampy cologne managed to surprise him. He gave Avery a polite nod. “I’m Delaney Chu, Mr. Tamperton’s campaign manager. He’s ready to see you now.”
Avery nodded and shook his hand, wondering where Tamperton had come from — Avery was sitting in the front lobby of the hotel, and he hadn’t seen Tamperton enter. He must have slipped in through a service entrance, presumably to avoid the mob of journalists outside. The Democratic primary was heating up, and Tamperton was no doubt being followed by both the press and his opponents’s trackers.
“Mr. Tamperton is very excited for this opportunity,” Delaney said. “He’s wanted to reach out to the legitimate-massage community for a long time. Honestly it’s my fault he hasn’t, blame me for that. He’s been telling me for months that we’ve got to make some allies there. And he’s totally right.”
“I see,” Avery said. He didn’t really believe Delaney — not that he thought Delaney was lying, exactly, but it made sense for Mr. Tamperton to focus on consolidating the main wings of the Democratic Party. He had risen to prominence with a series of sharply worded statements in accordance with Avery’s views, including a harsh eye aimed at the prostitution industry, especially the semi-legal massage parlors that make it hard for legitimate companies to operate. Avery’s business couldn’t compete in advertising with literally all of the city’s pimps and hookers, but many city governments across the country had decided it was better to the semi-tolerate semi-legal semi-businesses of pimps and madams, and they had no interest in supporting the operations of legitimate massage companies. Avery had formed and then found himself in charge of a lobby group devoted to legitimate-massage businesses, and as the presidential race heated up, Avery found his little pressure group rising to the top of the Democratic Party. That wasn’t because it was a huge pressure group, precisely the opposite. All the huge pressure groups had committed to a candidate months or years ago. Avery’s was one of the few groups that hadn’t yet committed to a candidate.
The immigrant-rights community nationwide had rallied around Avery and rocketed him to the top of the Democratic Party’s primary polling in the early months. That was not his intent — a lot of immigrants were masseurs, that was why. So the conventional wisdom was that candidates could nail down Avery’s endorsement and garner votes from the anti-prostitution folks and the immigrants.
Now that the first primaries and caucuses loomed closer, some of the more minor candidates were getting traction. Mr. Tamperton’s endless barrage of media-grabbing statements dominated the news, while Vermont Governor Paul Thandrasepkatar got some key endorsements, especially from a handful of celebs. Tamperton had come out on the wrong side of the police brutality debate, which made it hard for the ultra-leftists to support him. Governor Thandrasepkatar had come out in support of some popular things, which Mr. Tamperton couldn’t support without being seen as a flip-flopper. So despite Tamperton’s initial success, Governor Thandrasepkatar was vacuuming up support.
Avery represented one of the few immigrant civil rights organizations that hadn’t yet endorsed Thandrasepkatar, and he knew Tamperton was going to be desperate for a way back in to the good graces of the immigrant community. He wondered what Tamperton would say today to dominate the news cycle tomorrow, and he hoped it wasn’t at his expense.
Of course none of that had anything to do with legitimate massage. But more than two-thirds of the dues-paying businesses in Avery’s lobby group were owned by immigrants, and there were a lot more immigrants than legitimate massuers in this country.
Avery was so lost in thought he didn’t notice that Delaney was taking him downstairs, to the basement. He wasn’t going to a hotel room at all.
In the basement of the hotel — the basement had no decoration either, just more spotless white in the form of painted walls, which again had no smuges or fingerprints or faded spots —Delaney brought Avery past the pool. They stopped in front of a door marked SAUNA. He smiled and held the door open, motioning for Avery to squeeze in past the pair of burly bodyguards who stood sentry.
“Mr. Tamperton is getting a steam,” Delaney said. “But he’ll see you now. Feel free to take off your clothes.”
There was a little changing area in the front of the sauna. Avery entered and nervously took off his clothes. He had always loved saunas — that was his favorite part of his recent trip to Finland. It was only as Avery wrapped a towel around his waist and walked into the sauna that he realized he had posted about the trip, and his effusive love for saunas, on Facebook.
That was why Tamperton arranged for a meeting here. He looked through Avery’s Facebook timeline until he found out what he liked: saunas. It felt like pandering, it was patronizing. It was hard to take notes in the steamy sauna too, which made Avery wonder if Tamperton’s plan was to prevent Avery from keeping a record of what he said.
“Good afternoon, Mr. Flowers,” Mr. Tamperton said. His face was shrouded by steam. “Please, call me Tamperton. Don’t you love this sauna? It’s the greatest, I’m a yuge fan of saunas. The steam is wonderful for the skin.”
“Yeah, I’m sure,” Avery said. “Well… Tamperton, I’m sure you realize why I agreed to meet with you. The organization I represent-“
“Wait, wait, Avery, let’s not jump right into business,” Mr. Tamperton said. “Let’s just chat a bit. I’d like to get to know you.”
Avery shrugged as he sat down. The sauna was so misty and dim that he hadn’t seen Tamperton until he got to the bench he sat on. That’s when he clocked that Tamperton was stark naked, not even wearing a towel around his waist.
His body was more powerful than it seemed when he wore a suit on television, Avery thought. Tamperton had a barrel chest, not at all saggy from age, and though the hair on his head was ruddy and balding, the hair on his chest was fresh, dark and just thick enough to grab nd hold onto. He was stronger than Avery had thought he would be, and perhaps most surprisingly, he had a massive cock resting between his sweaty thighs.
This was definitely not how Avery had expected this interview to progress. He wondered how he could bring this up at the next meeting without looking like a Tamperton fanboy excited to see his crush’s cock. That wasn’t at all how Avery felt He had never thought of Tamperton as having an excellent physique until just now, when his naked, sweat-dappled body was right in front of Avery’s eyes.
And now Avery found his eyes drawn to that magnificant cock.
“How are you enjoying the campaign?” Avery asked, nervous at sitting next to someone so intensely masculine, not to mention a powerful billionaire. The humid sauna-sweat glistened on his broad chest and shoulders, and when he touched his own chin, he left a trail of moisture that ran down his the curves of his pecs in rivulets.
“I’m enjoying it plenty, I love this kind of scrappy repartée, the exchange of ideas, the Sturm und Drang of it all,” he said. “The one problem is that I never see my wife.”
“That’s tough. Being president is even tougher though,” Avery said. A part of him had always been worried that Tamperton wasn’t serious — being president wasn’t like being CEO of a professional rugby team (that was one of Tamperton’s high-profile business ventures). He was going to have to be on duty all the time.
“Sure, sure, I can’t wait. I’ll enjoy that, honestly. My wife will be there in the White House with me. She can’t travel on the campaign trail with me, but she would gladly move into the White House. She’s already picking out curtains,” he said. Then he cleared his throat nervously. “Look… I’m gonna have trouble concentrating on this interview if we don’t do something about…” He gestured towards his crotch. “Without my wife at my side at nights, I need another way to let off a little steam.” He laughed as he gestured to the steam that filled the sauna.
“I’m sorry, Tamperton?”
“Do you want to jerk me off?”
“… I’m sorry, Tamperton?”
“Of course you can’t put it in your article. I’ll deny it. Not even my bodyguards out there know what we’re doing in here,” he said. He shrugged. “You don’t have to. I just thought you were the kind of man who knows your way around a cock.”
“Really?”
He nodded. “Don’t pretend you haven’t been checking me out.”
Avery nodded and blushed.
Before he could do anything else, Tamperton leaned in and kissed him. Avery was so shocked he just sat there like a dead fish at first, then shoved his tongue in Tamperton’s mouth. They collapsed onto the sauna bench, with Tamperton on top of Avery, his burly body weighing him down and his heavy cock pressing into Avery’s thigh.
“Oh… Mr. Tamperton-“
“Call me Tamperton.”
“Tamperton…!”
Tamperton kissed a trail down Avery’s neck and chest. He suckled on each nipple until it was hard, and he smiled at Avery. “You see, I do respect immigrants. I love the immigrants. Not to mention massage. Massage has helped so many of my rugby players with physical ailments.” His breath condensed on Avery’s nape. “I’ll do whatever I can to help the industry.”
“I see…”
His back arched as pleasure shot through him. Tamperton gave his dick a few strokes. It pulsated between Tamperton’s thick fingers, as Avery dragged his own fingers through Tamperton’s thinning reddish hair. The body heat emanating off Tamperton merged with the humid warmth of the sauna, and Avery found his hands moving over the well-worked muscle of Charlie Tamperton’s chest and back.
Then Tamperton lowered his head, as he kissed Avery again on the lips, then the chin, the neck, and a moan of passion came out of both men. Avery sucked in his breath.
This was not how he thought this little foray into lobbying would pan out.
His hands fluttering and running all up and down Tamperton’s well-muscled back, Avery leaned back, thinking Tamperton would soon stop kissing. But no, his kisses moved lower and lower.
Then, before Avery knew it, Tamperton’s mouth encircled Avery’s dick. Avery was astonished to feel his lips on Avery’s cock, but he was too aroused to even process what was happening. He continued lowering his head, still holding his breath as his heart raced, until Avery was laying on the sauna bench on his back. He reached for Tamperton’s crotch, and he hefted that fat erection in one, then both, hands.
With Tamperton atop him, Avery and he arranged their bodies to sixty-nine, with Tamperton on top, his plump, piggish prick aimed right for Avery’s mouth. He was so huge and heavy that Avery could barely wrap his arms around Tamperton’s body.
Avery opened up, feeling that familiar sensation of hot meat invading his throat. His fingers clenched Tamperton’s thick back and ass, as precum invaded his mouth. Avery sucked vigorously, deep-throating and swallowing every inch of his meat. They writhed together, in unison, and for a little while, Avery forgot that Tamperton was part of the political and business elite.
Tamperton’s muscles tightened and flexed above Avery. Tamperton was in much better shape than he had seemed, and Avery could feel the power bristling just below the surface of his body. He had the muscle of the rugby players he employed, Avery thought, wondering if he worked out with his athletes. He was a tech guy, originally and mainly, Tamperton built his business off apps. But he was never a slim computer geek, and his patronage of the American Rugby League was well-known.
The rugby players probably sauna together, Avery realized as he slurped on the savory cock invading his throat. Tamperton might sauna with them.
He loved the man’s body hair too, just thick enough to be unkempt and furry, but not so thick as to be dirty or offputting. He smelled clean and strong, even his dick and despite the sauna-induced sweat that covered his body. His balls were thick and heavy, without the old man-droopiness that Avery had rather assumed he would have.
Precum flooded Avery’s mouth. He enjoyed the sour and salty flavor of precum, not to mention the creamy texture, and he savored it in his mouth now as well. He let it coat his tongue, which ran up and down Tamperton’s veiny shaft. Avery was leaking precum too, and Tamperton swallowed it like he was well-practiced. Avery wondered how often Tamperton had done this before.
He did not do it like a man exploring something new. He did it like this was old hat.
“Wait,” Tamperton said, pulling out just as Avery neared his orgasm. His hefty body hovered above Avery, who gasped in desperate need for more. His cocktip dangled tantalizingly near, just centimeters above Avery’s head. Tamperton smiled. “I’m gonna ram you now, okay? In the ass. I need a tight booty, and I can tell you are gonna be taut as a drum.” He caressed Avery’s smooth belly and added, “I’m gonna tap your ass good, Avery. You won’t be walking straight for a week. You like it like that?”
Avery nodded. “Hell yeah.”
“Do I have your endorsement?”
“I…” Avery gulped. “I need your support on-“
“Of course, of course. The proposed legislation, right? The Massage Rescue Plan? I can absolutely support that, and I promise, if elected president, I will do everything possible to ensure it gets through Congress,” he said. He stood, letting his erection bob around afront Avery’s face. Avery chased it with his tongue until he sensed Tamperton’s bemused gaze.
Then Avery serioused up. Despite his own erection and his strong desire to handle Tamperton’s, Avery only shrugged. “Well then, I guess we can support you — it’s not entirely up to me, you know?”
“I understand. Just tell them what I said — what I said about the Massage Rescue Plan — and that you believe me,” Tamperton said. He teased his knobtip on Avery’s lips. “You do believe me, don’t you?”
“Fuck yes!” Avery exclaimed. He felt bad about selling out his endorsement so easily, but he reasoned that it wasn’t really up to him anyway. He’d tell his committee the political promises Tamperton made, and if that was enough, they’d take their endorsement public. Supporting that in private was the most Avery could do. He wasn’t sure Tamperton understood that, but Avery was not in a position to explain the nuances of his lobby group’s mechanisms.
In one smooth motion, Charlie Tamperton stood, holding Avery in his powerful arms. He flipped Avery over, then bent him over the bench and spread his asscheeks. Avery’s knees went weak even before penetration began. He couldn’t believe this was happening to him, and he wondered if anyone would believe him if he told. Probably not, he decided as Tamperton’s broadly muscled chest rippled behind him, rubbing on Avery’s smooth back.
Tamperton must have had a bottle of lube hidden somewhere nearby, because Avery felt that slippery coldness, which was a pleasant sensation contrasting with the humid warmth of the sauna. The lube slid into his ass and spread to every corner, making him feel all slippery inside. Already Avery felt Tamperton’s hot cock throbbing against the small of his back, and Avery had to hold back a chest-rattling howl of desire.
“Here it comes, Avery, be ready for it,” Tamperton said, using his toned arms to hold Avery in place. The fact that he said Avery’s name turned him on — it felt good to know he was on a first-name basis with someone like this. People often treated him as though he should have personal connections in the government and business elite because of his position in this lobby group, but he didn’t, until now. Tamperton was the only major politician he’d ever met.
“I’m ready…”
A burst of pleasure erupted in his ass as Tamperton’s thick meat pushed inside. Avery gasped and writhed in his arms, struggling to take in its thickness. He reached behind himself with one hand to guide it in, so he could only support himself with the other hand.
Tamperton wrapped both arms around Avery’s body and held him tight, lifting him up so he didn’t have to support himself on his hands at all. Avery’s feet were barely on the floor at all. He ground his ass into Tamperton’s crotch, while feeling his hairy chest grind against Avery’s back.
“Oh god… I secretly love your budget proposal,” Avery blurted out. He hadn’t meant to say that, hadn’t even really thought it firmly to himself. But he felt so good that his internal filter disappeared, and so he moaned on a few more words about tax rates and progressivity before losing track of his thoughts.
“Really? I’m glad you like it, Avery…” His voice was low and guttural, aimed directly in Avery’s ears. Again, when he said Avery’s name, it sent a shiver of sexual energy up Avery’s spine, which caused him a spasm of pain and pleasure as it made his ass twinkle. Avery wondered if Tamperton knew how arousing it was to hear him call out Avery’s name.
One of Tamperton’s hands crept around to Avery’s dick and began stroking it. Avery was already so close to orgasm that his whole body twitched and pulsated as though his touch was painful. Avery moaned so loud he wondered if the bodyguards outside could hear, but if they did, they didn’t say anything or even poke their head in.
Despite Avery’s animated response to his touch, Tamperton didn’t slow down. He forced his dick in and out, hard enough that Avery felt overwhelming agony that was drowned out by the bliss emanating from his ass. He moaned around the thick arm that caressed his neck and face.
He finally shot his load just as Tamperton reached his own climax. Hot cum sprayed from his dick and covered the bench beneath him. Avery moaned and squirmed beneath Tamperton’s grasp. His back rippled as his muscles all tightened at once, and Tamperton held him tight. It felt like they were melting together, becoming one person, and Avery even had a momentary fantasy of him moving into the White House with Tamperton.
Wad after wad of creamy seed burst forth within Avery’s spasming body. It coated his insides and dripped down his legs as Avery’s spine undulated. Pleasure coursed through his veins. He gasped and fell limp, supported only by Tamperton’s strong arms.
Then it was over. Avery had no idea how long it had lasted. His orgasm felt like it might have gone on for hours, though he knew that was impossible — Tamperton’s retinue would have come in to get him by now. He must not have been as loud as it felt like he was too. Bodyguards would definitely have come in if they heard Avery scream the way it sounded in Avery’s own ears.
Tamperton pulled out, sending a shiver of relief up Avery’s back. His jizz continued seeping through his body and dripping down his thighs. Tamperton whistled his appreciation. “That was nice, Avery,” he said. “Reminds me why I’m not loyal to women. They don’t do it like that, and if they did, they’d still want to cuddle and talk about feelings afterwards. You don’t want to do that, do you, Avery?”
“No,” Avery said. The last thing he wanted to do now was talk about feelings. Cuddling did sound appealing, but once the orgasmic afterglow wore off in a few minutes, he’d be tired of it and their bodies would be hot and sticky.
“Good,” Tamperton said. He held Avery close in his powerful arms, where Avery felt safe and protected. He could see why people supported Tamperton politically — even if he was obviously full of hot air, he was confident and swaggerous, and it made Avery feel less vulnerable to be there scooped up in his arms.
“That was amazing, Mr. Tamperton… Tamperton, I mean,” Avery said. “Are you really a big supporter of the legitimate-massage industry?”
“I really am. It’s vital to the athletes who work for me, and I have always insisted that my companies offer massage as part of the healthcare and benefits package,” he said with a deep breath. “I’m so glad to have your support. I look forward to your organization campaigning with me.”
“that’s really up to the board,” Avery said. He blushed as he straightened out his sore legs — he thought Tamperton was right about him not being able to walk straight for a little while, at least not without concentrating intensely. “But I’ll recommend we come out to support you.”
“Thank you, and Avery?”
“Yes,” Avery said as Tamperton stood up and headed towards the door.
“When I win, I want you to visit me in the White House. You can arrange that, right?”
“That won’t be a problem,” Avery said.
“Good. We can have a wau-wau and… do other things, things that are definitely going to be off the record,” Tamperton said with a knowing grin. “The Lincoln Bedroom will never be the same.”

The Bodybuilding Governor

Rob is desperate to land the hunky governor of Rhode Island, a former action star with a body to die for. Lucky for Rob, the governor is willing to give him a swing on his alpha male manmeat with the right incentive.

That means Rob is in for one exciting adventure in executive-branch man-on-man action!

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Rob stood in the audience, clapping, as he listened to Governor Pancroft’s speech. It was a good speech. Pancroft wasn’t the most charismatic public speaker, but he had a certain awkward charm about him. Plus he had great dimples and a body to die for, which was enough for Rob (and, it seemed, the voters).
Once the speech was over, the crowd melted away. Rob remained though. He was here to talk to Governor Pancroft.
That suit was delightfully tight, showing off the muscles that made Pancroft famous to begin with. Jesse Pancroft had been a professional bodybuilder before becoming an actor and then, eventually, Governor of Rhode Island.
Governor Pancroft stood there shaking hands with people — members of the State Senate, Rob was pretty sure. The situation was kind of tense because most of these members were Republicans, while Pancroft was a Democrat. Rob didn’t care.
He was apolitical. He was only involved in politics because he was in advertising, and he wanted the Pancroft campaign business. Pancroft was going to kick off his re-election campaign soon, so now was the time to do it.
“Hi, Governor Pancroft, it’s so nice to meet you, and I’ve been a fan of your work since the education bill,” Rob said.
“Oh, that’s wonderful, come here, young man,” Governor Pancroft said. He was jokingly friendly because that “education bill” never passed due to intense opposition — Pancroft was happy to meet someone who had paid attention to his career and approved of his first controversial political act. Not many people liked that education bill.
“I work for Mayerbridge Analytics,” Rob said. “I was hoping we could talk today so I could tell you I think you’re being ill-served by your digital team. I can get you a higher rate of user engagement for the same price you’re paying right now.”
Governor Pancroft peered at him, his big body flexing against the confines of his suit. “How do you know what I’m paying right now?”
“Oh, sorry, I forgot something.” Rob cleared his throat. “You’re also over-paying for ineffective data security while your team leaks like a colander.” The retinue of men and women behind the Governor bristled and tried to step between him and Rob. But Governor Pancroft waved them away.
“Let’s talk more. Can you meet me at my hotel this evening?”
“Certainly,” Rob said.
The governor hurried away then, his team shooting angry glances at Rob. He was used to that. You couldn’t move in political circles without making enemies — any scrap of power you might gain for yourself has to come at someone else’s expense, so no matter what you do, it makes you an enemy of someone.
Rob wasn’t worried. He was used to making enemies.
He put his pitch together and headed to the hotel in the evening. He eventually found the governor in the hotel’s gym. Governor Pancroft was on an exercise bike, flanked by assistants, when Rob finally made it in there to see him.
“Our targeting software is more thorough than any of our competitors. We have detailed profiles on every single American, including a list of their nicknames, aliases and screen names. We can match up-” Rob launched into his well-rehearsed pitch, forcing himself to speak despite his distraction.
He was distracted because Governor Pancroft had an incredible physique, especially for a middle-aged man. As a bodybuilder, he had been among the most muscular men in the world — he had been a champion bodybuilder back in the early nineties. Now he was a little older, and he certainly wasn’t a champion anymore, but he maintained his body.
He looked even better now, Rob thought. He had been handsome back then, but he had had that weird bulgey monster-like look that all bodybuilders had. Now he was more human, more real, with fleshy flesh atop firm muscles. He wasn’t quite so vascular, and his skin was taut but not stretched thin like on a bodybuilder.
He looked especially good now, on his exercise bike, wearing only a white tee shirt and shorts. Those thighs made Rob shudder and shake with desire, they were so thick and firm, covered in kinky black hairs. His head was smooth, which was a stark contrast to his former long blond locks, but again, Rob thought he looked better like this. He didn’t mind a bald man, and Governor Pancroft leaned into it by shaving his head.
“I see, I see, I’ve heard Mayerbridge has a good reputation. Governor Maggenhein said she used you guys.”
“Ah, yes, she was remarkable. An excellent candidate,” Rob said. “If she weren’t from Delaware, she could have gone national.”
“It’s easier for a woman. They’re not tempted by hot young flesh every day,” Governor Pancroft said with a laugh. He glanced among his retinue to make sure no one was offended, but they all laughed along with him. “Well, except for Carol.” He winked at one of the women who worked for him, and she blushed. Pancroft looked back at Rob. “Your company can’t make interns go away, can they?”
“Not yet, sir, we’re working on the technology,” Rob said, laughing along with him. He clutched Governor Pancroft’s on his big strong shoulder, barely managing to avoid letting out a moan. Rob enjoyed muscular men. He could have gladly stood there massaging Pancroft’s shoulder all day long.
Governor Pancroft’s dimpled grin disappeared. He glanced at his retinue and security detail, then nodded to the door. “I need privacy.”
Rob stood there while the room emptied. Governor Pancroft waited until the door had slammed shut, and then he lowered his gaze. “You said you have data on every American, right?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Might I be able to access some of it? Specifically, there’s a woman named Caitlin Smiles, I need to know who she’s been talking to, who she’s been emailing. Is that…?”
“That is data we have access to, yes,” Rob said. He yawned. “It’s not something we make available to our clients though, not as a matter of course.”
“But you do sometimes?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Saying you don’t do something ‘as a matter of course’ implies you do do it more irregularly,” Governor Pancroft said. He flashed those incredible dimples once more. His tan skin gleamed with the sweat from his workout. He got down off the exercise bike, and his height and burly build became even more intimidating to Rob.
Rob gulped. “That is an interesting point, Governor,” he said. “If you were to hire Mayerbridge Analytics, I might be able to see what we could do. Perhaps a mistake would occur, wherein a person’s data was accidentally printed out and brought to you by a private courier covered by a non-disclosure agreement. Mistakes do occur.”
“Indeed.”
“What did you say her name was? Caitlin Smiles? Caitlin with a Y?”
“With an I, and that might not be her real name.” He put on a cock-eyed smile. “She’s a stripper.”
“Excellent, thank you,” Rob said. He cleared his throat. “You must have very little time for women, Governor, and so few opportunities to be with them safely.”
“Yeah, man, that’s a problem.” Pancroft rolled his eyes. “The press is fuckin’ crazy, you know? They still think I was messing around with this intern like three years ago, they keep interviewing her and shit…” He chuckled with glee. “But I never did, and never would! She was fat as hell, and not in a good way. She smelled like a quesadilla.” He paused. “That wasn’t a racist joke, she wasn’t Mexican, she literally smelled like a quesadilla. You’d have to pay me to fuck her! Like, a lot too, you’d have to pay six figures at least. Seven if I had to keep the lights on.”
Rob laughed along with him. “Was that the Caitlin-?”
“Oh, no, different woman entirely. I never slept with Caitlin Smiles either, she’s a stripper whose brother keeps getting leaks from my team. I need to know who’s talking to her.” He grinned. “She is pretty hot though. Her, I’d fuck, in a heartbeat.”
“Ah, well…” Rob smiled. “Maybe I could help.”
“What? You know her? Can you get info off her directly?”
“No, no, not like that. I mean I could help in other ways. I know your wife is usually gone-“
“Raising money for Martian orphans or something, yeah.”
“So you must be in desperate need of a woman’s touch.”
“If you’re going to hook me up with a prostitute, I’m not interested. I can’t afford more blackmail,” he said with a laugh. He got back up on the exercise bike, lazily pedaling as he talked. Then his eyes brightened like he had forgotten something. He went to the box of dumbbells on the floor and picked up a small weight. He began doing bicep curls, the sight of which made Rob shift his weight uncomfortably. Governor Pancroft’s biceps were firm and massive — his hefty frame made his arms so big Rob could have curled up in his armpit.
“No, I’m not a pimp,” Rob said. “I just thought I could help, y’know, if you were horny. I’d be a lot more likely to find that information on Caitlin Smiles if I knew I could trust you.”
“Oh? What would it take for you to trust me that well?”
“I find that the best way to get to know a man, to know if he’s trustworthy or not… is to get it up the ass from him. You can’t lie with your dick in a man’s ass, that’s science.”
“Is it?” Governor Pancroft finally stopped his bicep curls for long enough to peer into Rob’s eyes.
Rob nodded. “There’s no cameras in here, right?”
“No… My security guys checked this place.”
“So you don’t have to worry about blackmail. The media wouldn’t believe it anyway,” Rob said, “So this is a freebie.” He licked his lips. “And we’d both enjoy it… and then, when it’s all over, you’ll get your information on Ms Smiles.” Rob gently caressed the solid bump of Governor Pancroft’s left bicep.
Pancroft shrugged. He got up, ignoring Rob’s touch, and went to the hotel room door. He poked his head out.
“Don’t disturb me for at least five minutes.”
“Ten,” Rob said. He snuck up behind Governor Pancroft and pinched one asscheek. Pancroft bristled and swayed his hips like he was trying to push Rob’s hand away with his ass.
“Ten minutes. No, fifteen.” Governor Pancroft smiled.
“Governor, we have that meeting with the majority leader in half an hour-“
“Well, half an hour is longer than fifteen minutes, isn’t it, Carol? So it’s all good. Just stay out for fifteen minutes. We’re discussing… national security in here.” He slammed the door shut. He scoffed. “She nags worse than my wife.”
“Oh, that’s terrible,” Rob said. He smiled and put one finger on the elastic waistband of Pancroft’s workout shorts. He hooked into the fabric — he could just barely feel the coarse pubic hairs that extended this far up on his body — and used it like a harness to drag Governor Pancroft across the room.
Pancroft moved to lay down on the bench-press bench, but Rob stopped him. “On the exercise chair, if you don’t mind.”
“Oh? Oh, you like it like that… Fine.” Pancroft sat on the bike, holding onto the handles for support as Rob kneeled next to the bike. It smelled strongly of his sweat and his stale funk, which Rob adored. Alphas love it when someone worshiped their body and the stink that women normally disliked. That was especially true of politicians who were expected to be clean and spotless at all times, and Rob took a big long sniff of he funk.
“Umm… Governor Pancroft, you taste so good…” Rob’s tongue snaked out and licked all over the vinyl surface of the bike-seat, while Pancroft lifted himself up to pull his shorts down.
At last a hefty cock popped out. Rob had seen that cock in a blurry still-image from the movie Locked Up in Alabama when Governor Pancroft — then just a bodybuilder and aspiring action star — had played Prison Rapist Number Two. The shot of his bare cock wasn’t in the final movie, nor even in the director’s cut, it had just appeared on the Internet a few years after the movie’s release. Pancroft had never given permission for it, and he threatened a lawsuit.
So Rob had been daydreaming about this for a long time. He was glad to see it was as big in real life as it had seemed to be in that blurry picture. He wondered, not for the first time, if Pancroft had leaked it himself — it got him plenty of attention, plus it ensured everyone knew he had a big cock, while he got to play the victim and ally with various women’s groups opposed to revenge porn. It was good politics. Rob would have suggested leaking it if he were involved in Pancroft’s career at the time.
He slurped on the tip of Pancroft’s big cockshaft, which lay stuck to his ballsac because he was sweaty and unwashed. Rob didn’t use his fingers — it was hotter to struggle a bit to get it in his mouth — so he had to use his tongue to unstick the shaft from his sac and then work it, centimeter by centimeter, into his mouth.
It twinged and pulsated in Rob’s mouth. The taste was bright and sunny, intensely salty, and it made Rob’s brain reel with desire. He sucked down every drop of manly sweat that clung to Pancroft’s shaft.
“Aaaaah, shit… you know how long it’s been since I got a blowjob from a woman?” He leaned back, but since there was nothing to lean on, he gripped the handlebars, stretching his back and shoulders as far as he could. “It’s been like six years. My wife doesn’t suck dick. She says it’s unfeminist.”
Rob made a supportive gurgling noise, but he wasn’t really listening. Married men usually talked about their wives when he jacked them off. It was annoying but predictable. No wife keeps up with the blowjobs after marriage. They all seem like they will, or at least might, but none do.
As Governor Pancroft’s cock firmed up in Rob’s mouth, Rob swallowed it deeper and deeper. Once he was fully erect, Rob pulled off and ran his tongue up and down the shaft. Pancroft shuddered and moaned, as a wave of pleasure visibly rippled through his muscular torso. He held onto Rob’s scalp and guided his head up and down, and Rob stretched his throat to swallow the whole thing.
He got down so deep Pancroft’s pubic hair enveloped his nose, and Rob could smell the humid sweat rising up from his ballsac. Rob hefted his balls in one hand as though estimating their weight, while his other reached up to massage the rippling muscle of his chest and his flat belly.
“Ah, yeah, get your tongue all over there, right here.” He pointed to the root of his cock, right where it met his crotch and his sac. Rob attacked it with his mouth, producing so much spit it dripped in clumps onto the exercise bike. “Shit… you’re making a mess.”
Rob looked up at him, hands roaming over Pancroft’s bodybuilder-chest. “With all due respect, Governor, it’s your cock, it’s your mess.”
Pancroft laughed his big barrel-belly laugh. He clutched his chest. “Well, I’m in charge of this state, and I’m commanding you to swallow all that nastiness instead of letting it drip all over the bike. Why, the good people of Rhode Island paid for this exercise bike!”
“Hmmm… I have an idea for something that would be much tidier,” Rob said. He kept one hand slowly stroking Pancroft’s cock, letting the precum lube up his grip, as he climbed onto the bike on Pancroft’s lap. It was difficult, and he had to use Pancroft’s muscles for support, which did not bother Rob one bit. He ascended his chest and biceps like a mountain, until at last his feet were on the pedals, ass raised above Pancroft’s crotch, his dick aiming for it already.
“Shit, man, damn… I feel like I’m just a gym rat again,” he murmured to himself. He would never admit it, but he had had a sugar-daddy when he was just beginning his career. He could barely afford a gym membership, and an older man had offered to pay for it as long as he came over to “do some work” at his apartment. When he began his political career, Pancroft was relieved to discover that older man had died a few years before, seemingly without telling anyone about it — Pancroft hadn’t been all that famous before the man died, so he probably had no reason to tell anyone.
It had been a long time since he had anal too, Governor Pancroft thought. Being governor was not as much fun as he had hoped. If he had joined politics back in the JFK-era, he thought, that would have been fun. He’d be fucking some beautiful blonde intern on an exercise bike instead of a cornholing this media freak.
But Pancroft didn’t care at this point who he stuck his dick in. He just wanted to ram his cock into an ass that wouldn’t complain and might even beg to take the whole thing. Most women wouldn’t even take his entire cock in their pussy, much less their ass. This turned out to be the perfect position. He was tall enough to stand on his feet, straddling the bike, while Rob stood on the pedals and leaned forward.
“Ah shit…” He grunted into Rob’s ear, gripping him with both hands when Rob shuddered. “Hold still, yeah, lemme in…” He kissed Rob on the cheek. That was entirely out of habit — he hadn’t intended to kiss Rob at all — but Pancroft leaned into it and pretended it was deliberate. He kissed him as though that was his payment. It didn’t really feel as weird as he had thought it would. It was like kissing a statue though, because Rob was gritting his teeth and grunting as his asshole stretched to accommodate Pancroft’s cock.
There was resistance but not because Rob was trying to stop Pancroft’s cock from entering him. He wanted to take the whole thing. It was just so big he had to take a deep breath and stretch his asshole open. Rob took enough dick these days that he rarely had to struggle like that, an dit was nice to have a challenge.
“Hmmm, oh god, you feel nice…” Pancroft said. He thrust with his hips once more, forcing the rest of his shaft all the way to the root into Rob’s sensitive ass. The sensation sent a wave of cascading pleasure to crash through Rob’s body, and his fingers tightened into claws that dug at the exercise bike’s controls.
At last, Pancroft was all the way in, his thick-fingered hands groping roughly over Rob’s smooth body. He gently caressed Rob’s chest and kissed him on the cheek and earlobe. He was glad to see that Rob seemed to like the kiss on his earlobe — Pancroft’s wife liked that too — so Pancroft focused on doing that over and over. He paid little attention to his lips because all that mattered to him in the moment was the sheer bliss shooting through his body from Rob’s tight booty.
The pressure in Rob’s ass was intense, but it was slowly, bit by bit, replaced by an intense wave of pleasure instead. It flowed through him, first pulsating in sync with his heartbeat, like he could only feel pleasure in between the beats.
“Oh god, stick it in me!”
But the more Governor Pancroft rammed back and forth, the most constant and potent was Rob’s growing orgasm. He gripped the exercise bike so firmly he thought he might rip it off. Governor Pancroft’s kept on licking and sucking on his earlobe as though that was his sole focus right now, his hips and cock moving on autopilot.
Rob shot his own wad, just as there came a loud knock on the door. Maybe the surprise of the sound was what triggered Rob’s orgasm, and it certainly made it more intense, as he tightened up and stopped moving for a moment. Then he could resist no longer, and Rob shot his cream onto the frame and body of the exercise bike. Cum flew over the entire thing and coated Rob’s hand. A fat creamy wad of jizz spurted onto the floor beside the exercise bike.
“Sir? Are you okay?” One of the bodyguards could be heard right outside the door.
“Yes! Fine! I’m just working out hard, you know how that is!” Governor Pancroft called out. “Gotta get my pump on!” He hoped that didn’t sound as tense as it seemed in his mind. He tried to sound out-of-breath, both because that would make sense if he was exercising hard and because it would cover up the sexual tension in his voice.
Apparently it worked. That security guy breathed heavily outside the room, listening at the door, but he didn’t come in. Cum dripped over the exercise bike as Governor Pancroft finally reached orgasm, the most potent climax he’d felt since before he got married. Rob was only just now finishing up his own climax.
Pancroft didn’t even know it could still feel like this. Waves of bliss wafted over him. He didn’t even feel himself actually cumming because Rob’s ass was so tight it enveloped him, as though his entire body was inside Rob and experiencing this incredible climax.
He roared and pounded on his chest, managing to avoid making such obvious sounds only because he turned it into a Tarzan yell — that was a joke he sometimes made when someone commented on his muscles — that sounded more or less like his normal voice. It concealed the warbly orgasmic nature to his tone.
Cum sprayed into Rob’s ass, coating his insides and seeping into his flesh. He could feel it trickling through his body. It kept flowing too, wad after wad of it flying into him. That was a bigger wad than Rob expected from a middle-aged man.
“Ah, goddamn, hell yeah…” Governor Pancroft sighed, as another jet of jizz leaked into Rob’s behind. He had felt this relaxed in a long time either. It was almost enough to make him want to quit politics. He’d be famous enough he could fuck all the time then, women would throw themselves at him and they may not feel as good as Rob’s tight ass… But Governor Pancroft didn’t want to think like that. He told himself that Rob’s ass was not as good as any woman’s tender womanhood and certainly not as good as his wife’s.
Not that she ever let him put it in her bottom.
He let his cock slowly slip out of Rob’s ass, and they both shuddered when it finally happened. Rob sighed and rolled off the bike, which now stank of cum. Rob got a handful of toilet paper from the bathroom and wiped it all up the best he could.
“C’mon, hurry up and get dressed,” Governor Pancroft said crossly. He had already put his exercise clothes back on. “I’m going to take a shower before meeting the majority leader. Since, y’know, he’s unlikely to jerk me off.”
“You never know…” Rob smirked as he got dressed. “So do we have your business?”
Pancroft shook his hand. “You certainly do. Send me the paperwork, and I’ll sign it.”
Rob smiled back at him. “I certainly will, and I’ll bring you that info as soon as I can get it without leaving a record. Gimme a week,” he said. “Have a good night with the majority leader. Don’t let him pressure you into anything. No means no.” He saluted smartly and walked out the door before Governor Pancroft could respond.
Rob ignored the suspicious glances of the security guys and politicos who watched him leave. He was used to their suspicions, and it didn’t bother him. He had gotten what he wanted — the Pancroft reelection campaign account — and the other thing he wanted to boot — to get it up the ass from Governor Pancroft, and that was all that mattered to Rob.