The Stoner

Rob is at it again, letting a handsome young stoner stay at his place for free… free except for a swing on his dick! Kyle is willing to do what it takes for a free place to stay, a bag of weed and some beer money, making these two a match made in heaven!

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Rob came back to his beach-side home on Maui with a bag of groceries, including the jalapeño spam that Kyle said he wanted. Rob hated spam, but he was in Hawaii, so he had been forced to adapt to his culinary environment — and the tastes of his new roommate. He placed the bag on the counter, then went into the living room to look at his latest conquest.
He was sprawled out on the couch, wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts. Kyle’s rippling muscles were bronzed, and he smelled slightly of seaspray — he had already gone surfing and come back. He watched a documentary about a Filipino surfer, but he didn’t seem to be paying much attention. Kyle ran his fingers through his thick blond hair and scratched his balls. That sent a chill up Rob’s spine because he could see the outline of Kyle’s cock for a few moments.
Rob sunk to his knees beside the couch and handled Kyle’s dick beneath his shorts. He felt a twinge of embarrassment, as he always did. But he didn’t mind that, he actually kind of liked it.
“Horny again, huh?” Kyle scoffed. “Damn…”He placed his forearm over his eyes. He did that every time Rob started on his cock, but it never lasted long. Once he got hard and got into it, he didn’t mind sticking his dick in a man’s mouth. He just didn’t want it to seem like he was too into it.
Kyle lived on the public beaches of Maui, sleeping on friends’s couches whenever he could. He spent all his time either surfing, smoking weed or flirting with girls, mostly tourists. Now he slept on Rob’s couch. He was surprised that Rob expected his dick to be available a couple times a day, but Kyle didn’t mind. He was still young enough that his balls were full of cum and always ready to bust.
“Yeah, get it deep down there like that,” Kyle said with an impassioned groan when he felt Rob’s nose in his pubic hair. Kyle would never admit it, but Rob got him off better than any girl ever had. “Goddamn, man!”
His dick perked up in Rob’s mouth. Its twitching made Rob get even more excited. He started to rub on his own dick through his pants, while Kyle got hard quickly and spewed precum down his throat.
Soon Kyle had stopped blocking his eyes, though he still grumbled like he didn’t want to do this. In fact, however, Kyle had been the one who proposed it. Rob had a reputation for letting young men sleep on his couch for awhile in exchange for a taste of their meat. Kyle came to see Rob one night a few days ago. He was drunk then, and his dick had tasted sweet as candy when he was passed out like a log on Rob’s couch.
Now Kyle giggled as he watched Rob on his dick. Kyle picked up his lighter as though he was going to smoke weed, but his bowl was way over on the other side of the living room. He would have to get up and go get it. Kyle rearranged his weight as though he was about to stand, but then closed his eyes, moaned and leaned back.
“God damn, Rob…” He muttered like he was annoyed at how good this felt. Every time he used Rob’s name, it made Rob shiver with delight and made his cock pulsate beneath his own fingers. Kyle chuckled to himself — he got plenty of women, but they never so visibly loved the taste of his cock as Rob did. It puffed up his pride and his machismo, but at the same time deflated it because Kyle still had never turned on a woman as intensely as he turned on Rob.
The doorbell rang. Rob froze in fear as though he had been caught doing something he wasn’t supposed to, even though he didn’t really need to be afraid.
What about the weed? Panic flooded Rob’s senses. There was a large amount of illegal weed in here, he thought as he savored the flavor of salty precum coating his tongue. Rob had bought the weed for Kyle — or to be more precise, he gave Kyle the money so Kyle could buy it from his dealer; Rob was too much of a wuss and a nerd to know where to buy anything illegal. Could there be police here to arrest Kyle or Rob or both of them for possession of marijuana?
That seemed unlikely. The rational part of his mind said that it wouldn’t be that. The police wouldn’t have politely rung the doorbell, for one thing. Rob was too distracted by his love for the cock in his throat to calm himself down, however.
“Damn it…” Kyle leaned forward to look out the window. “It’s my boys.” His friends were out there, three young surfers like him. There was Pony the dark-haired and stormy youth, Yoritsune the punk-haired short one and Makana the pretty-faced indigenous Hawaiian. They were all lean and wiry, with flat bellies more from general waywardness, high metabolism and lack of solid food than from actual exercise.
Rob couldn’t see the young men because his face was still buried in Kyle’s crotch. Now that he knew it wasn’t the police, Rob didn’t care what happened — everyone in Maui knew that Rob would jerk off men who needed a place to sleep. Rob was fine with that, he wanted everyone to know, that’s how he found new guys.
“Hey, Kyle, come on out. The wind is picking up. Good surf starting, should be a couple hours of perfect waves.” That was Makana, who had a handsome boyish face and naturally bronze skin, as well as a pretty lilting, syllabic accent. He was too boyish for Rob though. Kyle, on the other hand, was a strapping lad with hair like a movie star and a beautifully muscled body. He had a handsome, angular face with a slim nose, and his long limbs were well-muscled and wiry. Kyle exuded machismo and sweated swagger, which made Rob so horny he had wanted to jack off from the moment he first saw Kyle scratching at his balls beneath his shorts — he had been drunkenly swaying on the front porch then, right where his surfer-buddies stood now, and Rob had been hiding to look through the window, right where Kyle now kneeled.
“Go away, come back in like five minutes. I’m busy,” Kyle said, holding Rob’s head in place on his cock. As he spoke, he kept pumping his hips, gently, humping Rob’s tongue and his throat. His voice was tight and clipped. He had none of the slackadaisery he usually exhibited. Rob realized with a muffled giggle that Kyle didn’t want his friends to know what was happening. “Go on, I’ll be ready in a couple minutes.”
Rob was crouched between Kyle and the wall. His blood ran hot as he slurped on Kyle’s dick. He tried to make it difficult for Kyle to ignore, just as a sort of game — it hardly mattered, since Kyle had told his friends what he was doing. But there was a difference between Kyle telling his friends that it happened and Kyle being unable to leave because he was amid doing it.
Kyle groaned and pumped his hips instinctually, slamming his dick all the way into Rob’s throat. Rob sputtered, now wedged so tightly between Kyle’s crotch and the wall that Rob couldn’t move at all. He could even hear the motion of Kyle’s friends outside — if it weren’t for the wall separating them, they’d be so close they’d have gotten splashed by the spit that sputtered out of his mouth. But because of the wall, they didn’t know anything except that Kyle was behaving strangely.
“You don’t want to miss it. There should be some good waves in a little while.”
“Not that he’d catch a single one of them. Got no skills.”
“Fuck you, Pony,” Kyle said. He no doubt intended for it to be mean, or at least rude, but he was so distracted by his dick that his words sounded weak and half-hearted. He glanced down at Rob’s face, disgusted to see a man there, and shocked to see his precum running in rivulets down Rob’s cheeks and chin. “Hey, gimme a sec, lemme talk to them-“
But Rob didn’t stop swallowing. Kyle’s cheeks turned ruddy and he looked back to his friends out the window.
“We haven’t had really good surfing weather in months. What’s wrong with the weather these days? We used to have killer waves almost every day.”
“Guys, just go! I’ll meet you on the beach,” Kyle snapped. He blushed. A few beads of sweat appeared on his strapping chest, and he closed his eyes. He ground his dick down Rob’s throat, like he needed to hit it at every angle with every single spot on his shaft. He could have pulled out — Rob held him in place by his ass, but Rob was not strong enough to really force it. He was just barely strong enough to make Kyle have to work on it to pull his cock out, and it would be obvious to his friends that something was happening.
Kyle was still trying to play it cool. So he wiggled his hips, trying to get his dick out without moving too much, while Rob gripped Kyle’s muscular asscheeks. Rob even tried to get a finger in his asshole, but Kyle’s cheeks were clenched shut.
Then Kyle let out an impassioned moan. Now there was no denying what it was — a moan like that came only from the crotch.
Rob giggled as the hairs on the back of his neck stood up. He redoubled his efforts to swallow that cock better than he ever had before. He nestled his nose deep in Kyle’s crotch, nuzzling his pubic hair and his firm flesh. He slathered spit all up and down the shaft and licked the pulsating veins until Kyle gasped.
“Hey, what are you doin’ in there?”
“Oh, damn, you’re lettin’ your sugardaddy jack you off right now, huh?”
“Oh, that’s nasty!”
“You doin’ that right now? Right in front of us?”
“Holy shit, man, you are crazy!”
Kyle laughed and cheered. He pumped his biceps and ran his fingers through his dirty blond hair. He had always covered up his insecurity and anxiety about this situation, even when it was just he and Rob together, but now that his friends were here, Kyle seemed to feel a need to prove how copacetic he was.
“I’m makin’ him swallow my shit,” Kyle said with an exaggerated grunt. “Gonna get some dome off him. You guys wanna watch?”
“No!”
“Hell no!”
“No way! I don’t wanna see your dick, man!”
But Kyle ignored them. He couldn’t really plow into Rob’s face any harder than he already was, because Rob had been deep-throating him and had already swallowed every bit of Kyle’s cockflesh. But since the surfers outside couldn’t see that, Kyle pretended.
He grabbed Rob’s head and held it in place. He bucked his hips back and forth, pulling his dick all the way out and then slamming it right back in. Huge gobs of saliva stuck his shaft and dripped onto the floor as Rob swallowed.
“Yee-haw!” Kyle held on to Rob’s head with one hand and held his other in the air like a cowboy riding a bucking bronco. He laughed and his friends joined in.
“You fuckin’ weirdo!”
“Ask your sugardaddy for permission to go surfing.”
“Hey! I don’t need his permission,” Kyle said with a sneer. “I come and go whenever I want. I tell him when I want to blow a nut. That’s how this works.” Of course that wasn’t strictly true, but Rob didn’t mind the lie. He loved being dominated by alpha males and would have been fine with it if Kyle came to him when he wanted to blow a nut.
“You got any beer money, man?”
“Hey, get him to give us money for beer!”
“You stick him in the ass yet? He’ll prolly give it to you if you stick him in the ass.”
“Maybe…” Kyle laughed like he was confident, but Rob could tell he was not. Kyle grumbled. He didn’t answer his friends. That was because he didn’t know if Rob would agree. After making a big deal out of the fact that Kyle called the shots in this relationship, Kyle couldn’t very well ask for beer money and be refused. That would shake the carefully constructed front he hid behind.
But Rob wasn’t about to make this easy for Kyle either. He continued slurping on that thick surfer meat, which smelled of salty seaspray and beach sand. He pretended he hadn’t heard the surfers talking about beer money. One of Kyle’s conditions for moving in here had been that he would not, under any circumstances, stick anything in Rob’s ass.
That guarantee, however, was losing its ironclad certainty by the moment. Rob could see nothing but the big beautiful cock in front of his face, but he could tell that Kyle was looking at him to gauge his chances. Kyle was willing to do it now, either because he really wanted beer or because he wanted to prove to his friends that he was rapacious enough to do so, or maybe he had always wanted to ramrod a man but needed a good enough excuse to convince himself it was okay.
“Come on, man, get more money outta him. Just like twenty bucks. We could get a bunch of forties with that.”
“I don’t want forties of malt liquor, Makana, I ain’t homeless.”
Rob grinned, ignoring the argument between Kyle and his friends. Instead, Rob called his father, who didn’t answer — that was normal. He didn’t answer most of the time because Rob usually called to make his father listen to Rob squander his inheritance. Rob hated his father, who in turn hated the lower classes. That was why Rob got into rough trade in the first place, to anger his father. So now whenever he could, while slurping off losers, slackers and white trash, Rob called his father and made him listen to it.
The voice mail recording beeped, and Rob made sure to groan extra-loud so his father would hear it. He didn’t know if his dad actually listened to the entire message, or if he just realized who it was and deleted it. He probably just deleted it, Rob thought, but it made him feel good to make the message as long and as loud as possible.
“Come on, Kyle do it! Get the beer money, man!”
“What’s the point of having a sugardaddy if you don’t get sugar out of him?”
“Fine!” Kyle barked at his friends. “For fuck’s sake…” He pulled Rob off his cock, and they both shuddered. Rob shuddered because he was disappointed that he didn’t get to taste that remarkable cock anymore, and Kyle shuddered because he didn’t want to ask this question. “Hey, uh, Rob…” Again his use of Rob’s name made Rob shake with desire. Kyle sneered at him. “You, uh… I’ll stick you in the ass, if you want. But you gotta give me some beer money.”
“Okay,” Rob said with a smile. He made a kissy face at Kyle, who looked away. Rob laughed into the phone. “I’ll give you beer money to stick me. There’s cash in my wallet. But you gotta cum in my ass and gimme a reacharound.”
Kyle scoffed as though that should have been obvious. “I don’t do that,” he said. “Only perverts give reacharounds.”
“Slam it in, Kyle!”
“No mercy! Ram him like a bitch!”
“Uh! Uh! Uh!” That was Pony, the dark-haired one. All Rob could hear was him grunting, but he guessed from the sounds and the way it made the others laugh that Pony was pantomiming fucking a woman in the ass.
When Rob turned around, his face finally poked above the windowsill, so he saw Pony, Yoritsune and Makana standing out there on the patio. He blushed at their shocked looks. He jutted his ass back onto Kyle’s erect cock. Rob decided to just try to force it — Kyle wouldn’t want to look like he wasn’t in charge of this situation in front of his friends.
Kyle took a deep, nervous breath. He rested his fat cock on Rob’s asscheeks at first. He looked out the window and steeled his nerves, not wanting to look like he was second-guessing himself in front of his friends. Rob moaned directly into the phone, which was still recording his voice mail, while Rob grabbed his tube of lubricant and greased his ass up.
Finally he was ready, his cock hard, Rob’s ass lubed up. Kyle looked very nervous as he pushed his dick into Rob’s ass. When he was finally in, he sighed in relief as though there was some chance he wouldn’t be able to find Rob’s asshole and he was glad he had succeeded.
There was a burst of pain in his ass, a familiar sensation to Rob. Rob had taken it in the ass from plenty of men in his time. It always began with this uncomfortable pain, which soon turned into waves of pleasure.
But as always, it didn’t stay that way. By the time Kyle’s dick was halfway in his ass, Rob felt his entire body loosen and tremble, as intense sensations wracked his petite frame. Kyle shuddered as well.
“I’m in!” he yelled to his friends, who clapped and hooted like Kyle had defeated a conquering army.
“Lemme see!”
“Fuckin’ gross! Make it loud, Kyle!”
Makana came right up next to the window. He tried to peer down and watch Kyle do it, but from this vantage point that wasn’t possible. Rob was back below the window and all Makana could see was a little of Kyle’s pubic hair. He still grinned broadly as though that was what he wanted to see.
“Let’s hear those balls slap against his ass, man! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!”
It seemed Kyle was trying to slam his dick in in such a way as to make a loud thwacking sound, but he wasn’t entirely successful. There was some noise made when his balls hit Rob’s ass, but it wasn’t loud enough to be heard through the window, especially with Kyle’s friends carrying on.
The last of Kyle’s reluctance disappeared with the final few inches of his dick sliding into Rob’s ass. Then they were in perfect sync. Rob backed his ass up as though it was his job to pound into himself with Kyle’s cock, while Kyle flailed his hands like he didn’t want to touch Rob any more than absolutely necessary. He grabbed the ledge in front of the window and held on tight.
“Get enough money off him that we can bring something girlie to the party! Wine coolers!”
They were all pantomiming gangbanging a woman now. Pony still mimed out violently fucking a woman. All three bounced around on the porch, laughing as they ground their hips into imagined orifices.
“Don’t forget about the reacharound, if you want to get paid,” Rob said. He dragged one of Kyle’s arms around his body to his crotch.
Kyle wrinkled his nose but gripped Rob’s shaft. His hand barely touched it — just a couple fingers — but Rob was already on the verge of cumming, so he didn’t mind.
“C’mon, rub it, I’m not paying you if you don’t do it,” Rob said breathlessly.
Kyle grimaced and murmured to himself. He was glad his friends couldn’t see that he was giving a reacharound now. It was hardly the first time he’d touched another man’s cock — they circle-jerked sometimes, when they were drunk enough — but he wasn’t proud of it.
He stroked Rob’s cock with one hand loosely. He hoped to not make Rob cum, so Kyle could finish first and make Rob get himself off. But Rob was already so close that, basically as soon as Kyle gave Rob dick a few full-hearted strokes, it sent Rob over the line.
Rob’s own orgasm hit him suddenly, waves of bliss flowing through him. Rob sprayed a load into his hand and onto the carpeted floor beneath him. Some of it even landed on his cell phone, which still sat on the floor recording the sound of Kyle’s frenzied gyrating.
“You like this, man? This alright wit’ you?” Kyle asked with a cocky grin. He grabbed Rob’s wallet off the floor. He took all of the cash that was in it, more than a hundred dollars — way more than was necessary to buy a couple forties and some wine coolers — and passed it through the window. “I’ll meet you in five minutes. Just get to the beach.”
“You don’t want us around, huh? Why not? You gonna make out with your sugardaddy?”
The other three surfers were laughing. Their voices faded, suggesting they were leaving to go buy beer, but they kept calling Kyle a pussy as they walked away. Kyle blushed but ignored them.
Once they were gone, Kyle moaned like he had been holding that in and now needed the release. He started to grind his hips, forcing his dick in deeper. Rob cried out as intense aftershocks of his own orgasm rocketed through his body.
At last Kyle lost his final inhibitions. He grabbed ahold of Rob’s ass with both hands, holding him in place while Kyle pounded away at that tight hole. His huge, throbbing cock slammed in and out of Rob, who buried his face in the ground and kept his ass high in the air.
Cum sprayed in Rob’s ass. It was a hot, thick load, full of creamy heat and stickiness. It drifted throughout his body, trickling streams of manjuice seeping into every corner of his body. Rob let out an ear-rattling, hair-cringing moan as that cum just kept on filling him up.
It lasted for what felt like both a long time and not long enough, Rob thought. He felt a torrent of cum dripping into and out of his ass, and he savored it, making sure to aim all of the sounds he made — and that Kyle’s cumming cock made in his asshole — into the phone. Kyle’s dick slowly limpened inside Rob.
“Okay, thanks for the money, man,” Kyle said with a long, slow groan. He stood and gingerly let his cock slide out, then wiped his dick off. Kyle blushed. He tried to hide it, to look confident, like he did this all the time, but Rob could sense that he was relieved he had gotten through it without embarrassing himself.
“Thank you. That was amazing,” Rob said breathlessly. He hung up the phone and tucked it back in his pocket. Kyle either didn’t notice or didn’t care.
Kyle grabbed the shirt by the door. He didn’t put it on, he just carried it — in case he needed to enter a store later. He slipped into his flipflops, ignoring Rob who laid there on the floor basking in the glow of his post-orgasm warmth. Kyle opened the door and grabbed the surfboard he kept out on the front porch.
“Leave some dinner for me in the fridge,” Kyle said before he stepped away. “I’ll be back later. Or not. If I find a girl, I’ll sleep with her tonight.”
He walked away before Rob could answer. Rob said, “Okay…” weakly, even though he knew Kyle had gone. He laid there and savored the feel of cum inside himself, resting his head on the spot where Kyle had been sitting earlier. It smelled like his ass.
Rob fell asleep there, on his knees and smelling Kyle’s body even though he had gone. He was glad to have met Kyle, but Rob was beginning to think it was time to move on.
He was ready to find a fresh new slice of rough trade who needed a place to sleep.

Naked in New Zealand

Rob is visiting New Zealand when he runs across a surfing young Maori man who needs a few dollars for a new surfboard… or maybe a lot of dollars! Rob is all too happy to help him out with a hand, a mouth and maybe even more, giving this Kiwi the thrill of a lifetime!

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“Hey, have you boys ever heard of The Talltops?” Rob Winthrop asked the foursome of young kiwis. The Talltops were an all-Maori ukulele-based pop band, well-known locally, or so the Talltops’s social media claimed. Rob was here to investigate the truth of that.
All four erupted in cheers and laughter. It was too much too quickly for Rob to hear what they said. One of them must have made a joke because they all laughed, and there was some shoving too. One of them, the handsome one, nearly fell over into the sand.
“Hell yeah, mate, they’re famous as, around here,” said one.
“Yeah, everyone listens to them,” said the handsome one. He had a thick curly mane of black hair sticking above his head. His skin glistened with the sea spray. He had been surfing recently, it seemed, and he carried two halves of a broken surfboard. He glanced wistfully at the ocean, just maybe thirty meters away. The waves crashed audibly against the beach, which Rob always thought was such a peaceful, joyous sound, it was a strange contrast with the rambunctious tomfoolery of these young surfers.
“Shut up, Joseph, don’t pretend you know what you’re talking about. You never heard of them three months ago, and now you’re talking like you’re their biggest fan-” said the first.
The handsome one, Joseph, playfully thwacked his friend with his broken skateboard. “Fuck you, mate, I never said I liked them longer than anyone-“
“Okay, okay, don’t fight, guys,” Rob said before punches were about to be thrown. “I just wanted to know. What are some other local bands you like?”
“Who the hell are you, eh?”
“Are you American?”
“No, no, my name is Rob Winthrop, I’m a scout for a small record label,” Rob said.
They all nodded. “You’re looking for a band?”
“We play! I know guitar and that.”
“I write songs!”
“No, no, sorry guys,” Rob said. He threw his hands up. “Not like that. We’re only looking for established bands with a following. I can’t sign anyone without thousands of Facebook and Twitter followers. Not you personally, the band’s followers. I have to justify my acquisitions to my boss. I think The Talltops are the only band I can consider around here.”
They grumbled and looked down at their feet. No one said anything. They all shared knowing glances with each other, leaving Rob to feel left out.
“What happened to your surfboard?” Rob asked Joseph when the silence became too awkward.
“Busted it, mate,” Joseph said as though it should have been obvious. He pointed to one of the others. “It was his fault-“
“Was not, dickweed!”
“You want a new one?” Rob asked.
“Cheers, broah! A new surfboard, eh?”
Rob nodded. “All you have to do is stick your dick in my ass.”
As Rob expected, there was a long awkward silence and then an outpouring of laughter. Joseph turned so deep red his face looked like an overripe strawberry. He was naturally swarthy, just light enough that his blushing could be seen. His friends all tried to pat him on the ass — he was sitting down on a sandy brick wall, so they just felt up his back instead. He bristled and winced and pushed them away.
“Wait, you serious, mate?”
“I’ll buy you any surfboard you want.”
“The Hemanawa, eh.” He said it as though he had been waiting for this moment. He chuckled. “Sorry, mate, I know that’s-“
“Fine.” Rob shrugged.
He looked at Rob like he never expected Rob would agree to that. “What? That costs heaps! Eleven hundred dollars, mate.”
“Fine,” Rob said. He blushed. “I can afford it. We’ll go to that beach shower over there, your friends can be lookouts.”
“Ew, gross-!”
“No way!”
“I’ll pay you guys fifty bucks each to be lookout,” Rob said. Despite their reluctance moments before, they each raced to agree. Rob smiled. “What do you say, Joseph?”
“Do it! Do it! Do it!”
“Yeah, mate, do it!”
Joseph smiled wanly and nodded. “Fine. Okay. I’ll do it, mate. I’ll… you can’t stick nothing in me, right? I’m not touching your dick and that, eh.”
“Yeah, fine. I just jerk you off and you ram me in the ass,” Rob said. “That’s it.”
He nodded and led Rob to the beach shower. This was not a highly trafficked area of beach with no bachs nearby, so the shower was empty. It was an open-air shower with wooden walls. Rob loved to mess around in a place like this, and this was the first time he could actually make it happen.
Rob sunk to his knees and pulled down Joseph’s shorts. A fat, uncut cock popped out, a deep brown color like a tan macadamia nut. Joseph chuckled. His wide-brown face was dappled in sweat.
“How is it, broah?”
Joseph grumbled. He couldn’t keep still as Rob kissed his cocktip. There was something delightfully immature in the way he fidgeted, shifting his weight on his feet, bringing his hands together and apart, stroking his forehead and running his fingers through his curly black hair. When he smiled nervously, his deep dimples were apparent.
“So, wow… you’re serious as, mate?”
That made Rob laugh too. “You waited until your cock was in my mouth to ask if I was serious? I’d say at this point, you have your answer, Joseph.”
He smiled. “Yeah…”
“Have you ever done this before?” Rob asked. He flopped Joseph’s limp cock over his face. It was big and fleshy, uncut, smelling vaguely of sea-spray, sand and sunlight, or maybe that was just the Pacific Ocean a few meters away.
Joseph frowned. “No! No, mate,” he said. Then he checked that his buddies couldn’t see or hear — they stood on the other side of the doorway, whispering in hushed tones — and he whispered, “Yeah.” He held up two fingers. He mouthed the words “two times”.
Rob nodded. Now that he was swallowing it deeply and moistly, Joseph’s cock began to perk up. It stiffened in Rob’s mouth, and Joseph let out a muffled moan.
“There he goes, are you cumming already, Joseph?”
“I bet he is, his girlfriend told me he got that premature ejaculation-“
“Heaps quick-“
“Shut up out there!” Joseph called out. He grinned broadly. He grabbed one of the halves of his surfboard and threw it over the wall of the showerhouse. When he did, his cock spasmed in Rob’s mouth and precum exploded on Rob’s tongue, as though the only reason he hadn’t already started to leak precum was that he was nervous and distracted. Now that he focused on throwing the surfboard, his cock moistened and slickened, sliding directly down Rob’s throat.
Rob moaned around the knob in his mouth. Joseph and his buddies began throwing rocks over the wall back and forth at each other. They were just small pebbles, so when they hit Rob, they didn’t hurt. Joseph howled through, when one hit him on the lip. A few drops of blood appeared.
“Quit it, mate!”
“You started it, Joseph!”
“I’m trying to make money, and you lot are getting paid heaps too! You should be supporting me!”
“Way to go, Joseph! You’re an excellent rentboy! Hardout!”
“I’ll tell your mom how good you are at bludging with your tiny dick. Finally, a skill!”
“I got skills, mate! I can outsurf you drongos!” Joseph bellowed over the wall. He stood on his toes to get as close to his friends as possible, which forced Rob to lift himself up on his knees as high in order to keep at his dick. Joseph also moved closer to the wall, slamming Rob against it. Joseph’s hips kept moving like he was desperate to get deep in Rob’s mouth, but Joseph’s upper half seemed to have forgotten that’s what was happening. Joseph tried to climb the wall without removing his shaft from Rob’s throat, as his dick pulsated and spewed precum into Rob’s belly.
Joseph — bending over sideways so he didn’t have to remove his cock from Rob’s mouth — grabbed a discarded jandal off the ground. He tossed that over the wall. There was some shouting and an annoyed grunt.
“Ow, that hit me on the mouth, Joseph!”
Joseph laughed. “Why was your mouth open?” He had his hands on his hips, looking up at the wall. “Huh? Whose cock was in there?”
“Only one of us is doing that right now, mate.”
“It’s the Maori way!” Joseph said. “As long as you’re on top-“
“Oh now he’s interested in Maori ways. Hey, broah, don’t let him make you think he’s really Maori. In grade five it took him so long to say Aotearoa he started crying. The teacher called him a retard.”
“Nah-ah!” Joseph screamed. He looked down at Rob and blushed. “That wasn’t the teacher, who called me a retard, you’re wrong! Idiot! I had a speech problem. I had a speech therapist.” He chuckled. “I am Maori. I just don’t speak Maori. None of them speak it either.”
“I do!”
“You take classes on it cuz you like teacher’s cock-“
“Shut up!”
Rob was annoyed that Joseph kept moving around — he had stopped watching Rob, so he didn’t realize that Rob was bobbing and weaving all over the place trying to keep the taste of Joseph’s meat on his tongue.
“Oh,” Joseph said. He sighed. “Sorry. Are you, like… turned on by Maoris? You can call me Hohepa if you want. That’s my Maori name.”
“No it isn’t, broah. Hohepa is just the Maori version of Joseph. No one calls him that.”
“It’s not a big deal,” Rob said. He just wished Joseph would calm down and focus on his dick. He seemed to be looking for opportunities to distract himself.
“Oh, good, good,” Joseph said. He hesitated. “My older brother says there are American chicks who come to New Zealand because they want to pay Maori men for sex and that. He said he made heaps for screwing hot Californian chicks, eh. But he said you have to have a Maori accent and dance the haka and stuff,” He sighed. “Is that…?”
“Joseph, I’m not American and I’m not a chick,” Rob said. “But no, I don’t think that’s true.”
“Your brother is a useless fat drunk, Joseph. He doesn’t get laid by hot American chicks. He doesn’t even get laid by hot Australian chicks.”
“Your brother is s sad sac like you are, Joseph!”
“Hey, fuck you, mate!” Joseph said with a big belly laugh. He again tried to throw something over the wall at his friends, but this time, the thing he grabbed was his own swim trunks — togs. Rob really wanted to focus on playing with Joseph’s sweet, tropical-tasting cock and his potent salty precum, but he had to laugh and roll his eyes at that.
“Joseph… why did you throw your trunks over?”
Joseph closed his eyes and groaned. He smiled sheepishly, dick twitching on Rob’s lips. “I forgot that was the only clothes I had in here. I was gonna throw my boxers at them but I’m not wearing any. The togs are my underwear. Hey, give them back! Hey! Hey!”
Rob sighed and sat back. Sometimes, the drawback to jerking off hot young jocks and immature alphas like Joseph was that they were young and immature, like Joseph. Joseph didn’t even seem to notice that he was getting a nut off right now.
He jumped around on his feet, dancing as he looked for stuff to throw out of the showering area. His erect cock flopped around, dripping precum everywhere. He found a handful of pebbles and threw them over.
“Hey, fuckheads!”
But his friends mostly didn’t respond. They were being quiet. Rob sighed and leaned back against the shower wall.
“Hey!” Joseph jumped up and grabbed the top of the wall. He peered over the edge and held on. “Hey, they’re throwing my togs in the ocean! Hey! Quit it! Hey! Hey! Bring that back, broah! Hey! Quit playing!”
“Relax, Joseph, relax, I’ll buy you new trunks,” Rob said. “Relax, man, okay? Just relax. Chill out.”
Joseph hung from the top of the wall. His plump, tight little ass faced Rob, while Joseph yelled across the beach at his friends. He gave no indication of listening to Rob.
Rob rolled his eyes and kissed one of Joseph’s asscheeks. His skin was taut, powerful muscles brimmin beneath the surface. Now wonder he could jump all the way up to grab the edge of the wall, Rob thought, with thigh- and ass-muscle like this. That must come from surfing.
“Oh, whoah, broah, what are ya doing?” Joseph asked with a nervous squeal like a surprised piglet. He peered behind himself to watch Rob’s face dive between his cheeks. His ass tasted very strong of seawater, so salty and astringent it brought tears to Rob’s eyes.
But it tasted clean too, warm and inviting, musky, coconutty, like some hot exotic dessert filled with fruits Rob had never tasted. He teased the rim of Joseph’s asshole, making him shudder and turn red. Still he hung from the wall.
“You’re gonna be stuck in there forever, Joseph!”
His shorts just washed up again.
“Hey, wait a sec, I’ll be back. I need to bash them,” Joseph dropped back to his feet, darted around Rob and out of the showers. His hard cock jutted straight out and bobbed around as he ran.
He surprised his friends, who were not near the doorway — they had clustered near the wall where Joseph was poking over the edge — and ran past them. Rob rolled his eyes as he watched, peering carefully around the corner of the showerhouse entrance.
Joseph was fast. He was short, but he had long legs and he had a head-start on his friends. He made it to the waves first, picked up his dark red shorts and held onto them like a championship trophy. His massive cock was bare, erect and still dripping — either seawater or precum or both, Joseph couldn’t tell.
Then one of the other surfing Maoris tackled him. Joseph was knocked into the spray, and the whole bunch of them went down in a tangle of limbs. Rob wanted more than anything to go over to them and dive in as well — it must be glorious, he thought, laying there on the pristine beach wrestling with the bodies of a bunch of surfing jocks.
They were wrestling, elbowing and kneeing each other. It would probably hurt to be in the pile — Rob wasn’t a young tough buck like Joseph, he couldn’t handle that.
They didn’t seem too worried about accidentally touching Joseph’s naked body. Joseph and his friends did not have any aversion to naked wrestling, at least not until they realized Rob was watching them.
Then they came back to the beach shower. Rob was excited to see that the swim trunks were torn to shreds. He was annoyed to see that Joseph had lost his erection.
“Hey, mate, come buy me the surfboard now and new togs,” Joseph said. He wagged his dick between his fingers, aiming it at the surf shop just a few meters away from the showers. “Let’s hurry this up. I don’t want you to shoot through when I’m done.”
He didn’t wait for Rob to answer, he just headed over to the shop. He was confidently naked, his massive dick swaying between his legs. That was no doubt why he was so confident, Rob thought. He was probably glad for an excuse to make everyone see his dick.
“Holy shit, he’s doing it! He’s going in there naked!”
“He’s blue-ballin’ himself!”
“I am not, I’ll be done in a minute and I’ll ram that broah so hard his mum feels it,” Joseph said as he opened the door. “The fucking cold water messed with me anyway, I need a minute.” He chuckled. He opened the door and strode in.
“Hey! Joseph! No pranks! No hazing!” the shopkeeper bellowed and pointed towards the door. “Put your clothes on, Joseph!”
“I’m keen for some, mate,” Joseph said. He grabbed a pair of blue swim trunks and placed them on the counter. “I’m here to buy togs.”
“You have money now? I’m not haggling, Joseph.”
“He’s got a sugar-daddy.”
Rob stepped forward. “Hi. We’re in a hurry. Just the shorts and-“
“The Hemanawa.” Joseph crossed his arms over his chest. He smiled proudly.
The shopkeeper looked at Rob like a math equation that didn’t add up. “Are you really his sugar daddy? Does that mean what I think…? Nevermind, don’t tell me. The Hemanawa is very expensive.”
“I know.”
“And this.” Joseph grabbed a tin of surfboard wax and put it on the counter.
“Hey, broah, can I get a long surfboard too, eh?”
“Oh yeah, we can share it! We don’t use long boards, but we could all try it! C’mon, broah!”
Rob blushed and nodded. “Wait,” he said. “I’ll buy you all a long board, but you have to share it. And Joseph, you have to-” He cut himself off by grabbing Joseph by the six-packed torso and kissing him right on the lips. The others, including the shopkeeper, all guffawed and hooted. Joseph’s face turned bright red.
Joseph didn’t resist, he was just stiff. His muscles tensed up. He allowed Rob to kiss him, and he let Rob’s fingers roam over his body. Joseph shuddered.
When Rob finally pulled off him — Joseph’s friends had piled add-ons onto the counter: surfboard wax, some sort of coconut candy, iPhone earbuds, some tobacco for durries and a case of beer. Rob planted his lips on Joseph’s smooth neck. Joseph bristled and giggled nervously. He stood up straight as Rob withdrew his credit card with one hand, his other roaming down Joseph’s bare ass.
The shopkeeper grumbled. “Don’t you ever come in my store naked again, Joseph,” he said. He smiled at Rob. “Come again, sir.”
“Chur broah!”
“Sweet as, mate.”
It was thousand of dollars worth of stuff, and Rob hadn’t even paid the other guys for watching the showers yet. Rob couldn’t believe he had been talking in to spending so much. He didn’t mind the money, it was just that he knew by now — it was very obvious — that Joseph wouldn’t have required much convincing. Rob could have given him a hundred bucks, and Joseph probably would have seen that as more than enough.
But still, Rob wouldn’t have gotten all these perks, he thought as he leapt onto Joseph’s back — his friends had suggested Joseph carry him back to the showerhouse. Rob was clothed, but his rock-hard dick pressed into the small of Joseph’s back as Joseph strained to carry him across the street into the showers. His shoulder muscles writhed beneath Rob’s touch.
“Okay, damn, my balls ache, hurry up, man,” Joseph said when they were back in the showers. “I wanna use that surfboard while the waves are still good.”
The others were already arguing about who got to use the long board first, which meant they were not paying attention when Joseph again leaned against the wall so Rob could jerk him off. Rob slunk once more to his knees, and he popped Joseph’s knob in his mouth. But Rob had no sooner made contact with his dick before Joseph was hard all over again.
“Are you ready to ram me?”
“Hell yeah,” he said. Despite his words, he looked nervous. Joseph grimaced. “It’s a part of Maori culture. It’s okay if you’re on top. A real man should only ever be on top, like a conquering warrior.” He shrugged. “It’s okay for you to be on the bottom, that’s… You haven’t lost a battle, it’s just-“
“I know. I don’t need an explanation, Joseph,” Rob said. “Just stick it in.” He bent over and aimed his bare ass in Joseph’s direction.
“Pork him, Joseph! Make him squeal like a piggie!”
Joseph shrugged and stroked his dick. He approached Rob’s ass and gingerly touched it. When it didn’t turn out to be gross, he got more confident. He spread Rob’s cheeks and wedged his dick in. He held his breath and winced with his eyes, despite his cocky demeanor.
“You doin’ it, Joseph? Hurry up, mate!”
“Shut up! Just be quiet, man, I can’t root with you blathering!” Joseph said, speaking with more confidence than he displayed.
Then his cock jolted into Rob’s ass. There was a burst of pain and pleasure, and both men stopped. Joseph’s leering grin disappeared.
“Oh god…” Rob’s voice broke. His asshole tingled and sang as Joseph slid a few inches of his smooth manhood into him. Rob backed his ass up the best he could, ignoring the strain as he accepted more and more of Joseph’s fat dick.
“Is, uh… that okay? Uh… I mean, you best take it. Bitch,” Joseph said in his best — though not very good — impression of an American rapper. He smacked Rob’s asscheek. “Are you-?” But the motion of Rob’s plump cheeks and the clenching of his ass around Joseph’s cock made Joseph’s voice break. He moaned and grunted. His friends laughed on the other side of the wall.
“Oh. I think broah broke him.”
“Joseph must love that American broah’s cock. It probably tastes like meatloaf.”
“Meeeatlooooaf!” One of the others said in what was presumably an attempt at an American accent. The guys outside the showerhouse kept making meatloaf references — it must be an inside joke, maybe a YouTube video, Rob thought. He didn’t think of meatloaf as characteristically American, but maybe to kiwis it was different.
“Fuck you!” Joseph called out. He tried to make his voice as deep and macho as possible, but he ended up sounding weak and wavering because he was wracked by spasms of pleasure shooting up his body. He bit his lip.
It sounded like Joseph had another retort ready, or at least that he wanted to have a retort ready, but he just moaned. His cock throbbed in Rob’s ass. He was balls-deep now, on the verge of cumming. Rob could feel precum flowing into him.
Then Rob shot his own load onto the shower floor. It was a thick, hot wad of cum, but Joseph didn’t notice it — which was probably a good thing, as it likely would have made him less comfortable.
“Hurry up, Joseph, or we’re gonna use your new board.”
“Better not,” Joseph said. “I’ll deal to you, heaps!” He either sounded serious because he was angry at the possibility they’d use his surfboard before he did or because he was so close to orgasming that he had to concentrate to speak at all. He closed his eyes and gasped for air.
Rob slammed his ass all the way back. He lifted his head up until his shoulders pressed against Joseph’s writhing chest muscles. Rob turned his head and kissed Joseph once more on the lips just as he felt a wave of cum flow into his ass.
Joseph didn’t seem to even notice the kiss. He had his eyes closed, and he held onto Rob’s body with both hands, as though searching for tits on his chest. Rob’s tongue snaked into Joseph’s quivering mouth.
It was a long, flowing load that filled up Rob’s ass. It seeped into his flesh, its creamy warmth trickling through his body. Rob felt like he was bathing in the bright, sunny warmth of Joseph’s youth and vitality. It coated his entire body in its salty, cummy flavor.
And then it was over in a freezing cold flash — a bucket of cold water was dumped over the showerhouse wall. It landed on Joseph’s head, but most of it hit Rob as well. It was a bucket filled with seawater.
Rob and Joseph both gasped, their orgasms barely complete before the water snapped them out of their respective climaxes. Rob fell to the ground, twitching as he enjoyed his orgasm.
Joseph’s more energetic body leapt into action. He ran out of the showers, naked again, screaming insults and threats. He came back in a few seconds, muttered a few words of thanks to Rob and then put his new shorts on. He ran back out there, and a fight immediately ensued.
“Get off me, mate!”
“It was my board!”
“Fuck you!”
Rob watched for a few moments, but he got bored soon. He had gotten what he wanted. He left all of his remaining cash there with the long board, the wax and the other stuff he had bought — that included more than fifty dollars for each of Joseph’s friends. He didn’t wait for them to notice him leave.
He had gotten what he paid for, and he even got the info he needed on The Talltops. They were a signable band, he thought. He wondered if they would let him jerk them off too. He had a feeling they’d do anything for a record deal, and Rob intended to push them as far as they would go.