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• Both was correct in they own fashion.
  B’fore a’ry of ’em knewed it, they drawers was off, and Buck and Deon played with they dingdongs absent-minded-like as they debated the movie’s story. There was a blonde and a brunette. Deon suggested a nigga stay preferring the blonde cuzza her ass, which was like perky possums in a paira pouches, while Buck said ...
• Buck don’t get that, but he don’t question the ways of crazy old black men. It’s a personal rule, and it do serve him well.
  “Sweaty whiteboys smell like a closet of ham.”
• Delaware ladies got ugly faces but fantastic tits
  Lotta ’em wears comfortable shoes, they do, and they plays them some softball. But the brothel, at least, got proper ones.
• On black fellers and persnickitiness
  Kax stood up on a look like he don’t think there’s diff’rent kinds of homeboys or like he don’t think Buck should notice ’em.
• On gastronomy
  Lentils was just flat beans, and Buck do spoon beans up.
• On the code of the good man
  A good man’s code was ’bout defending women ‘gainst the fellers who ain’t got the good man’s code. Sometimes even the men who talked like they respected women was the ones who least respect ’em.
• On the downlow
  “I been to prison, I was the only white guy in my cell-block, Lem. Believe me, I know ’bout the downlow. I seen it, I heared it, I smelled it, I had a bunk nexta it, usedta get splashed by the downlow on the reg’lar.”
• On units of measure
  He expected Buck to calculate how many quarters-of-a-half-gallon could be combined with some number of five-eighths-of-a-liter to result in a fourteen-liter total volume.