The Cowboys

Pat is a greenhorn, and he’s not fitting in too well. That’s cuz he’s too small, too weak, and not macho enough… But he’s perfect for servicing the cowboys and ranchhands all around him, giving him plenty of opportunities to handle some dusty, throbbing manmeat!

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Though small, Pat Gaumfrey intended to be a cowboy. That plan had not gone well. He hadn’t given up yet.
His first day as a cowboy-in-training was so arduous he wasn’t sure he could make it. His legs felt like jelly, and his feet burned like fire. He couldn’t believe he felt like this and the other cowboys hadn’t even let him do a normal full day’s work.
He stumbled through the prairie with two full buckets of water. They had set up camp near a watering hole, but the cows took up all the space closest to it. The cowboys were camping a few yards away, so they had made Pat go fetch water.
“You put some makeup on or what?” asked one of the cowboys, Curly. He was the biggest, the oldest and the meanest man there, and he scowled at Pat as though he hated him. His dark skin — he was half-Mexican on his mother’s side — flashed in the campfire light. “Cuz you lookin’ good, sweetheart.”
They had been making fun of his petite size. Pat blushed. He wished he wasn’t so skinny and feminine in shape. He couldn’t hold a candle to the cowboys of the Goodman Ranch. They were tall, broadly muscled and powerful as a steam engine.
As he came into the firelight, Pat saw that the cowboys were all standing in a circle. It almost looked like they were about to piss into the fire, but they hadn’t taken their pants off yet.
“What’re you doing?” Pat asked.
“We’s playin’ a game,” Curly said, “A game that’s got a role just for you, if you want it.” The other cowboys all snickered. He undid his trousers and let his cock flop out. The other cowboys did likewise, all so suddenly that Pat ain’t even realize what was happening until it was all over. Curly stroked his dick a few times. “You look like a girl. That-“
“No, I don’t! I look young, like a young man!”
“You look like a pretty but tomboy girl,” Curly said. “We’s gonna have a circlejerk, Pat. You can either join in and prove you’s a real man, or you can put on that lacy underthing over there and dance around to make us horny.”
“Those are… my only two choices?”
“Well, no….,” Curly said. “You can go sleep with the cows, if you’d rather be less than a real man. If you is gonna hang out with us, you have to do what we do.”
“Fine…” Pat said. He hung his head in shame as he stood up. He trembled with anxiety as he dropped his pants.
He was nervous about his size. Not his cock size, which was ample, but his overall body shape. He was lean and long-limbed, as opposed to the burly cowboys who dripped with muscles that were too large for their body. Curly was also especially tall, with that squarish jaw and boorish face that women always fell in love with, and the dark, grizzled look of his Mexican heritage. He had a baritone voice that was so deep it was hard to understand, like the rumble of a far-off thunderstorm.
To his left in the circle was Hawthorn Spooner, Curly’s friend and a Texan of uncertain heritage — he had an Anglo name and looked like a gringo, but claimed to be Mexican, which Pat suspected meant Hawthorn was a fugitive of some sort and was using a fake name.
Hawthorn’s fingers touched Pat’s bare cock, and Hawthorn cackled when Pat responded with shock. He was exquisitely sensitive and couldn’t think about anything else but Hawthorn’s rope-coarsened fingers stroking his manhood.
His own fingers trembled as he wrapped them around Curly’s cock, which was enormous and thick with veins. It throbbed in Pat’s grip, hot and powerful and meaty. It felt very unlike Pat’s own cock. Not just in size, but in solidity and masculinity. Curly twitched and moaned as soon as Pat touched his cock. Pat felt a rising surge of disgust, as well as arousal. He had never experienced anything like this.
“You got sweet little hands, li’l un,” Curly said. He sounded threatening yet like he hoped the answer was yes, and his tone sent a chill up Pat’s spine.
“He’s the closest thing to a female we got around here,” Hawthorn said, his Texan drawl so thick it had to be either an affectation or deeply ingrained, Pat couldn’t decide which. Hawthorn’s grizzled face sneered at Pat. “Reckon he’s as close as we gonna get, and my balls is fixin’ to explode. I gots to get my nut off. Can we treat ‘im like a lady, boss?”
A long silence filled the campsite. Pat’s heart dropped as he wondered if this circlejerk was meant to go much farther than that. He didn’t know if he wanted to do anything with these men. His father had raised him better than that.
“Nah,” Curly said. He snorted, and his dick got hard beneath Pat’s fingers. “We ain’t doin’ that. He’ll get smashed when he’s ready. Today we circlejerk. Tomorrow… we’ll see how the li’l guy feels.”
“He gonna enjoy that…!”
Hawthorn chuckled. “Your dick got hard awful easy,” he said. He was right, Pat’s cock pulsated in his fingers. Pat hadn’t even noticed himself getting hard because he was still so focused on Hawthorn’s hand on his dick.
One of the other cowboys, on the other side of the fire, suddenly moaned. He let out a blood-curdling sound and leaned back so the man stroking his dick could get a good angle on it. He blushed as he spewed his load right into the sizzling campfire.
“Boo-yah, Zeke!” Curly said.
“Direct hit….” A couple snickers and whoops came from the other cowboys, as the one who was cumming let out a groan that turned into an embarrassed laugh. His last load of creamy jizz spurted over his dust-coated chest, which was still matted with sweat from the day’s ride. The cum and the sweat mixed and formed a sheen that matted his body hair to his skin.
Another great jet of cum spurted out. This one longer and more continuous than Pat had thought possible. It was like Zeke was pissing a continuous stream of creamy jism right into the campfire. The smell of it filled the air.
The man who had cum, Zeke, blushed. He protested over the hooting and hollering of all the others. Pat couldn’t hear what they were saying since everyone spoke at once, until Curly put his hand up.
“Zeke knows the rules. He can welch if he wants to be known as a welcher,” Curly said. “Or he can follow through.”
Pat let out a quiet groan when he saw what was happening. Apparently these cowboys had a tradition — whoever came first in a circlejerk had to kiss every cock in the circle. It seemed gross, and unsanitary even, but Pat wasn’t about to complain. He was just glad he hadn’t lost.
On his knees next to the fire, Zeke shuffled his big, hairy body to the man who had stroked him off. Zeke had a round face, scruffy and unshaved, which turned red. He quickly pecked his lips on the shaft, and gagged as the others laughed.
Then he kissed the next man’s cock, then Curly’s, then he briefly paused to pick pubic hairs out of his mouth. At last he came to Pat, whose dick pulsated — Hawthorn let go of it for a few seconds — as Zeke glared at Pat, as though this was his fault. Then he kissed it right on the shaft.
It ain’t feel especially good. It was barely noticeable, Pat thought, the others must be exaggerated — they each moaned and humped as though Zeke’s quick, chaste kiss genuinely felt good, like it was a replacement for a female’s attention.
Then he was done, and the circlejerk returned. After that, the men came quickly. It seemed they had been forcing themselves to slow down in order to avoid being in Zeke’s position.
The smell of cum filled the campsite, even though most of the semen went straight into the fire. The few drops that landed on the ground outside of the flames sizzled slowly, sending up an odd, acrid and slightly cottony scent that stuck to Pat’s nostrils.
Then it was down to just him, Curly and Hawthorn. Pat was self-conscious of the attention paid to him as the new guy. Everyone wanted him to be unable to get himself off, it seemed, and they started chanting at him. Pat was more worried that he would look too aroused.
“Weakling can’t do it! Weakling can’t do it!”
That made Pat blush, but it also made him determined to shoot his load. He ain’t want to go last either.
But then when Pat was on the verge of cumming, Hawthorn came instead. He shot his load over the fire, and momentarily stopped stroking Pat off, which was enough to set Pat back a few minutes.
Now that it was down to just Pat and Curly, they faced each other. Curly was much taller and wider than Pat, with a more strapping body, shoulders that went on for miles, and rippling, hair-crusted muscles. They faced each other now, and stroked each other’s meat, meaning Curly’s much-taller torso was right in front of Pat’s face. He could taste the sweat clinging to Curly’s chest hair.
Curly flexed his pecs, which bounced in front of Pat’s face. Pat blushed and looked away, then moaned as he felt the first wad of cum hit his stomach. It dripped into his pubic hair and coated his cock.
“Direct hit!” Curly shouted. The other cowboys laughed along with him.
Pat winced and stood there, feeling so dirty he wanted to throw up as the cum dripped through his crotch. He was humiliated, and the most humiliating part was that he was aroused.
But then before he could say anything, Curly got behind him. He had to bend his knees a little so he could grab Pat’s dick from behind, so Curly’s own cock pressed limply, stickily, oozingly, into the crack of Pat’s ass. His body hair pressed against the back of Pat’s head.
And he used both hands on Pat’s cock. Despite the intense scent of masculine sweat and the flexing of Curly’s strapping muscles, his full attention on Pat’s member made the handjob feel especially good. Curly’s cum stuck to Pat’s back.
“You are nasty! You’re about to nut with me all hugging up on you, like a girl,” Curly said. He smiled cruelly as Pat reached orgasm against his will. Cum flew into the fire, and Curly kissed Pat on the cheek.
That made Pat writhe as pleasure coursed through his veins. The awkwardity and humiliation of it all made the experience even more intense, and Pat’s limbs all tensed at once. The orgasm was painful despite the intensity of the feelings and the palpable sense of relief that washed over him when it was finally done.
Then he took a deep breath. Curly let him go so suddenly that Pat nearly collapsed into the fire, but then Curly’s strong arms gripped him tight.
“Well, despite looking like a girl who foolishly traded her tits for a small cock,” Curly said with a laugh, “you are apparently a real man. Congratulations. You can come into town with me tomorrow.”
Pat was annoyed that he came into town with Curly. Each man was given a chance to spend a night in town when they were near enough to one for it to work, but since most of the cowboys needed to stay near the cows, they rotated through the roster.
Unfortunately for Pat, he was given a night out with Curly. He ain’t like Curly, ain’t have anything in common with him, and it was apparent that Curly ain’t like him.
Pat knew what the problem was too. Curly ain’t like Pat because he wasn’t a “man’s man”. He ain’t spit or smoke or drink whiskey. He ain’t talk about whores and sluts all the time. He ain’t have an enormous cock, and he was embarrassed to show it off. He wasn’t anybody’s idea of a tough guy, and Curly evaluated every man he met on toughness. Pat was found wanting.
But still, Pat ain’t even think about declining a night out. He had been working too hard to skip it.
He followed Curly to the tiny town where Curly had said the “women begged you for it”. Pat ain’t need to ask what it was, and he couldn’t admit that he ain’t want to give anything at all to any women.
When they came to the tavern called Lipsweet, however, it looked dead inside. Curly frowned and pushed open the door, revealing a small bar with a dozen or so chairs. There were two men sitting there, looking at an empty stage in front of them.
“What happened? Where’s Charlotte?” Curly asked.
The bartender, a young man who looked forlornly on the empty tavern, said, “Dead. Consumption. Last month.” He wrinkled his nose. “Buncha them dead.”
Curly sighed as he ordered a whiskey. Pat wanted wine, but he ain’t want to stand out that much, so he asked for a whiskey just like Curly did. Neither of them drank it yet. Curly hoped he could share it with a woman — though he ain’t see any — and Pat ain’t drink it because Curly hadn’t.
The two cowboys who were already there — at the bar Lipsweet — but they were drinking water because their jefe had forbidden them from getting drunk tonight, on account of a cattle-ride to begin early in the morning — watched Curly suspiciously; they were both Mexican, it looked like, and they were even dirtier and meaner looking than Curly. Pat was glad he hadn’t ended up on a Mexican cowboy team, as he had heard the vaqueros were even worse than Anglo cowboys.
“Got a new dancer?” Curly asked.
The bartender Teddy shook his head. “Ain’t a single woman in town, not no kind, any age, nothin’. Ain’t even any eligible women in Casper right now.” He chuckled. “Hope you enjoy the company of men, cuz you gonna be lonely if not.”
The Mexican cowboys murmured something to each other, then burst into laughter. They both looked Pat in the eye, and he was sure they were talking about him. They seemed to have realized how feminine he was without even hearing him speak. One of them was a burly man named Gofredo; the other was leaner and ropy-muscled, Octavio. Neither one looked nice.
It was Octavio who stood up and approached Pat. He handed over a few dollar bills and gave Pat a silky red dress. “You are like girl, yes? You dance, señor. Dance like señorita.”
Pat blushed and looked down. He ain’t want to embarrass himself like this, but a part of him did want to put the dress on. He liked the idea of these macho cowboys thinking he was girlish. Pat could do it and leave town if his reputation got ruined. When the vaquero put down a wrinkly old greenback, Pat began to get excited — he had rarely had the opportunity to earn an entire dollar so easily.
Pat caught Curly’s eye. Curly nodded and motioned for him to do what the Mexican cowboys told him to. Pat sighed. He stood and began taking off his clothes, ignoring the scoff of the bartender and the humiliating hooting of the vaqueros. Curly just watched with those deep-set, dark eyes drilling into Pat’s consciousness.
“No narsty shit, guys. This ain’t that kind of bar.” The bartender was nervous and self-conscious, and no one paid any attention to him.
“So smooth,” said the bigger vaquero, Gofredo, who then repeated himself in Spanish, and added something that made Octavio chuckle. He had a dry, throaty laugh that made Pat shiver with anticipation and desire.
As he slipped the dress on, Pat moaned and jutted his ass out. He caressed Gofredo’s powerful chest. He wanted more than anything to feel manhood pulsating beneath his fingers again, or even something more extreme than that.
He first shook his ass for Curly, who whistled and added “¡Caliente!” in thickly-accented Spanish. The vaqueros laughed. He smacked Pat’s asscheek beneath the crimson fabric, which clung to his skin. The dress was very short, revealing almost all of Pat’s legs.
His thighs were not smooth. The Mexicans kept remarking on it, asking how he shaved it so perfectly, but they were just teasing him — he was not very hairy, and his body hair was light blond, so it was not noticeable. But the vaqueros caressed his skin, and surely noticed that there was real hair there.
When Pat turned around — flinging his head as though he had enough hair for that to be an arousing gesture — he saw Octavio’s cock out. He had lowered his pants just enough for a thick, barbaric uncut cock to stick out of his hairy bush.
“Come along, get me off, little girl,” said Octavio.
Pat blushed. He saw that Gofredo was removing his pants, and Curly too. Pat realized he was past the point of no return — there was nothing to do now but enjoy every moment of this encounter. That was fine with him.
He loved how they argued over who would go first. He got on his knees in the center of the circle and opened his mouth, though his heart trembled as he realized the Mexicans were arguing over who got to smash him in the ass first. His asshole puckered at the thought — they had big, uncut cocks like barbarians.
“No, man, it’s my turn to do it, last time we had a virgin ass, you smashed it first,” said Octavio.
“I’m bigger,” Gofredo said as though that justified everything. He pushed Octavio out of the way and got behind Pat. He wedged his cock between Pat’s cheeks. His powerful body loomed above Pat. “You’re gonna be my puta, yanqui.”
Pat squealed out of either fear or delight, not even he could tell which. His heart climbed into his chest at the thought of taking cock in both directions. But Curly pushed Gofredo out of the way.
“No,” Curly said. “Lemme in him first. I’ve got a bigger dick, I deserve to do it first.”
“Her,” Gofredo said, correcting him, grumbling. He stepped towards Curly, both men standing there with hardons so close their precum intermingled. “She will like it.”
Curly frowned. “Pat, I’d like to get inside you. I’ll be gentle… and I’ll give a reacharound.”
“Yes!” Pat said. Then he blushed as Curly laughed at his eagerness. Pat had enjoyed being stroked off before, and he thought being smashed by Curly would be a lot easier to handle than Gofredo. Gofredo grumbled but let Curly take his place behind Pat’s ass.
He knew it would hurt, but he was surprised by how quickly the utter agony began to build. As soon as Curly’s meat pushed into his ass, Pat threw his hand back and grunted. The vaqueros laughed as they approached his face. Intense sensations overwhelmed him, great jets and sparks of pain assaulting his senses.
But there was pleasure too. The potent waves of bliss that flew up his nerves made his toes curl and his hands form claws that dug first at the sandy ground and then at the powerful trail-dusted muscles of Curly’s broad body. The watching Mexicans laughed and pointed like they had never seen anything as funny as Garret’s body awrithe with pleasure.
Despite the humiliation overwhelming him — which grew worse now that it had begun, and the barkeep looked on in disgust — Pat opened his mouth. He couldn’t wait to taste those Mexican cocks.
Much to his surprise, Gofredo and Octavio pushed their dicks in his mouth together. They ain’t seem to mind touching cocktips in his face. Pat ain’t mind mouthing them both at once, tasting their spicy Latin flavors melding together on his tongue. They even kissed each other, eyes closed — you could see them both attempting to ignore the dense beards on each other’s chins.
His focus on their cocks in his mouth helped him avoid thinking about the pain growing in his ass. But his focus shifted a few minutes later, as Curly’s cock squeezed the rest of its way inside him, and Pat felt a burst of pleasure from deep in his ass.
The Mexicans laughed and called him a girl, but they sounded less and less mean about it. They seemed to have a growing sense of begrudging respect for Pat, since he was swallowing their cock better than any girl. That was because girls had to be talked into it, paid even, or at least promised to marry, but Pat craved more and more dicks and wanted to taste them down to the root. No convincement needed.
When Curly’s hand finally reached around to Pat’s cock, he thought he might bust right then and there. But he managed to hold himself back as Curly’s trail-callused hand worked Pat’s member into an excited froth of precum and Curly’s spit, which he used as lube.
It was actually Gofredo who shot his load first. He exclaimed and shouted, and pumped his powerful muscles in a show of force. Creamy cum sprayed over Pat’s face and tongue.
The flavor was salty and sweet, but with an acrid bitterness that brought tears to Pat’s face. Even though it wasn’t exactly pleasant, Pat found it enormously satisfying, and he savored the creamy thickness of it.
His desire was enhanced moments later, when Octavio shot his load. The taste of Gofredo’s cum hadn’t even faded yet when Octavio’s spicier load flooded Pat’s mouth.
Their semen mixed in his mouth. Pat’s mind raced with disgust even as his body, and especially his tongue, savored the satisfying flavor. He had always assumed it would be gross, but it wasn’t at all, and for a few seconds at least, Pat wished he could taste nothing else for the rest of his life.
The Mexicans kept their limp cocks there, talking to each other in rapid-fire Spanish as though they ain’t notice that their dicks were streaked with each other’s cum. Pat licked their shafts clean until he couldn’t stand it anymore. The sour and salty flavor was intense and potent and the most delicious thing Pat had ever eaten.
His own dick burst into an awe-inspiring orgasm, and he shot his load all over the floor. At the same time, Curly shouted yee-haw! as he sprayed his own load deep into Pat’s ass.
The cum sprayed to every corner of his body. Pat shuddered from his own orgasm at the same time, which made him wince with a mixture of pain, humiliation and incredible bliss. The vaqueros watched, and the bartender looked away, while Pat endured the most potent orgasm of his life.
Then it was all over. Pat tried to take a deep breath, but now that it was over, the cock in his ass was eye-wateringly painful. He wanted to beg Curly to take it out, but he was in too much agony, and in any case, it would be embarrassing to beg for anything, especially that.
When Curly finally pulled his limp dick out of Pat’s ass, the world came back into focus; Pat was able to hear again, and he could pay attention to the grumbling macho voices of the vaqueros, who demanded more tequila as they stuffed their cocks back in their pants.
Pat stretched his legs and stood up. He blushed when he saw the bartender look at him with dismay. Curly clasped Pat close, and their sweaty bodies touched. Pat’s hands explored Curly’s muscles, which Curly ignored.
“Barkeep, get this man anything he wants,” Curly said. “He’s a very special kind of cowboy, and if there ain’t gonna be no women here, he’s a valuable man to have around.”

The Santa Monica Alpha

Moshe’s violin concert ends on a surprising note, when a massive alpha cholo comes to him with an unusual request… Sazonito wants to explore the exciting world of twink on top!

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Moshe Katz always meditated after a concert. The actual performance was so nervewracking that he needed a release or he’d remain wired, unable to sleep, for hours afterwards. He’d be jittery untol the morning. His shows were not huge — he was as big of a star as existed in the classical piano scene, but that was not saying much. The audience was just big enough to be scary and anxiety-provoking, and it was made even worse tonight because the Israeli Minister of Cultural Development was in attendance here in Santa Monica.
There was a knock on his dressing room door. Moshe sighed. He had requested not to be bothered after a concert. He told everyone that. He was almost done with his half hour of meditation, but he still had two minutes left. He got such little time to himself, he was jealous to maintain it. He even considered ignoring the knock for two minutes, but whoever it was kept knocking.
Ignoring the knock would seem petty and rude, he decided. He was petty and rude, so he tried to hide it when he could. It might have been a fan anyway.
Yes, a classical pianist has fans. He has a Facebook group! Almost two thousand subscribers!
When he opened the door, he had to suppress a yelp. His eyes bugged up. Standing in front of him was a tall Latino man with the staggering body of a football player, crammed into an ill-fitting suit made of mismatched parts. Cholo tattoos crept up his neck, barely visible behind the suit. He had the macho air of a gangster, and Moshe’s heart leapt into his chest.
“Yo, hombre, Meester Katz, señor,” he said, narrowing his eyes as though to size Moshe up.
Moshe forced on a smile. “Please, call me, Moshe, sir.” He hoped that didn’t sound rude. This man was making him both scared and aroused — he looked like a thug, a vato, a murderer or extortionist, maybe, what Moshe would have called in Hebrew a בִּריוֹן. Moshe knew the type well from his native Israel — this was simply some Mexican-American variant of it. He was only vaguely aware of the word cholo, but he knew this man was one. He also knew security was just around the corner, and Moshe’s mind told him to yell for help. But the man was also a big burly-bear type who looked like he hadn’t worn a suit since high school prom, if he even was still in school then. His slacks were slung low, pristine sneakers poking out from the oversized trouser-legs.
As a long-time connoisseur of the male form, the stranger’s powerhouse body allured and intrigued Moshe.
“Moshe,” the man said, with some difficulty. He clicked his tongue against his teeth. “Yo, hombre… I… I gotta say, I ain’t come here tonight cuz I thought I wuz gonna like yu’ music, yo.”
“I see…” Moshe said, though he very much did not. The man’s face was tight, tense, and fearful, like he struggled to put into words what he wanted to say — or perhaps he just struggled to find the English words. Moshe didn’t know whether this guy was going to rob him, burst into tears or plow him, but Moshe felt sure it was going to be at least one of those things, maybe all three at once.
“I’s just here, hombre, cuz I need a alibi, right? I need everyone to know I weren’t at this other place somewhere else, cuz I know the polizontes is gonna think I was there,” he said. “But I’m here. My… boss, he said to come here. To see you. Mess wit’ my parole officer’s head. Gonna flip his lid when he find out I ain’t lying ‘bout where I was.” He laughed dryly. Then he blinked his eyes. “But yo’ music, esé… It was… special to me. I dunno how to say it. It moved me, hombre.”
“Oh, okay… That’s, uh… amazing. Flattering. Thank you, uh… I’m sorry, your name is-“
“You can call me Sazonito,” he said. He pushed into the room and let the door shut behind himself. “You are… a sissy, right?” He whispered as though it was a secret.
Moshe nodded, heart pounding. Was this burly vato about to let him jerk him off? That was the impression Moshe got from the aroused look in the man’s eye. What did Sazonito mean in Spanish? Moshe didn’t know. He had a feeling it was not a name though.
“I feel like… you and me, we had a close connection when you was playing. I been alone along time, Moshe,” he said, again struggling to say the name in his thick accent. “I wanna taste. I want you to fill me up wit’cho manhood. Please, esé. I wanna feel you inside me. You gots a beautiful soul, hombre.”
“Oh… You want me to plow you?” Moshe asked, certain that this was just a language barrier. Gigantic macho bulls like Sazonito didn’t let themselves get plowed by tiny Jewish twinks like Moshe.
But he couldn’t deny that Sazonito knelt down and kissed Moshe as passionately and intensely as any woman ever had or could. It was also clear that Sazonito was uncomfortable with it and had either never done it before or maybe never done it willingly. He hesitated as he kissed, like his body fought against himself to do it.
His lips were thick and plump, the surface a bit dry and chapped but not grossly so. His massive arms wrapped around Moshe’s body and held him close. He was so much taller and thicker than the notably tiny Moshe that Moshe felt like a little boy being hugged by his daddy. He reeked of cheap cologne covering up the intense musk emanating from his armpits and his sweat-soaked back.
“Uh… Sazonito…?” Moshe pulled away. This time it was his body’s turn to fight it — he wanted nothing more than to do whatever this massive hulking brute demanded, but Moshe’s instincts said to either run away, surrender or get on his knees and jerk Sazonito off rather than the other way around.
“What? Please plow me…” He sounded like he was near tears.
“Are you… sure?”
He hung his head and began unbuttoning his shirt. He shrugged his tuxedo jacket off, and it fell on the floor. “I was in prison for six years. They just let me out last week, esé. I… I wanted to try it in there, but I can’t lose face. I would be disrespected. I want to feel your cock inside me. I want to pretend I love you.”
Well, that was pretty clear, Moshe thought, Sazonito is certain he wants to do this. No more ambiguity about his intentions.
Yet Moshe still felt sure a catch was going to come up sooner or later. Was he an undercover cop? What would be the point of that — he wasn’t proposing anything illegal. Was this all a trick to do with that alibi he had wanted to establish? But simply coming to the concert in front of all those witnesses and cameras would be enough. Jerking someone off in secret wouldn’t make the alibi more convincing.
And he was here. Whatever was going on somewhere else, Sazonito wasn’t there. He was here. That was not a trick. Moshe stared in disbelief as Sazonito removed his clothes. He carefully folded up his suit — which he had obviously made by purchasing cast-offs from a thrift shop — and placed it on the chair in Moshe’s dressing room.
His tattiied chest was even bigger and sexier than Moshe had imagined, brimming with power that Moshe could feel radiating off it. He was more aroused at the sight of Sazonito’s naked body than he ever had been before. It might not have been his usual cup of tea, but Moshe intended to guzzle every drop of it.
“Déjame probar su polla…”
Sazonito was inked all over with tattoos and scars. Since tattoos were forbidden under Jewish law, Moshe had rarely seen any in person. He had never seen a naked man with numerous tattoos covering nearly every inch of his body. A lot of them appeared to be amateurish, perhaps done in prison. Scars, seemingly from knives or perhaps bullets or taser prongs, dotted his muscles, which bulged as though they were going to burst out of his skin.
Keeping eye contact with Moshe, Sazonito sunk to his knees as he dropped his prison-issued boxers to the ground. His long cock was uncut, dangling limp and meaty between his legs. That was another part of Sazonito’s physique that was new to Moshe — his uncircumized cock. Moshe had never seen a foreskin up close and personal.
Moshe instinctively wanted to get on his knees as well, because Sazonito’s cock was fat and juicy, and it was already stirring with the beginnings of an erection. Yet much to his surprise, Sazonito really did want to take that place, kneeling afronta Moshe.
Still certain the rug was about to be pulled out from under him, Moshe was so distracted he hadn’t even started to undress himself. Sazonito’s thick fingers fumbled with Moshe’s designer slacks, dropping them to his ankles, which was enough to wake Moshe from his fugue. He quickly took off his own shirt and tie while Moshe pulled his underwear down as well.
Was this really happening? Was it a dream? Moshe still wasn’t sure this wasn’t a trick. But if so, Sazonito was taking it all the way.
“Te ves tan sabrosa…”
He picked up Moshe’s dick and smelled it like he was checking to see if it was ripe, then he wrinkled his nose as though he wasn’t sure. That didn’t stop him though, he opened his mouth and swallowed it as deep as he could. Sazonito’s eyes widened, and he paused for a moment like he was holding back a choke.
Nothing happened though. Moshe was still so shocked he didn’t even feel anything at first, then the sensation of Sazonito’s warm mouth and moist tongue sent ripples of pleasure through Moshe’s body. His cock rapidly swelled to full tumescence, and it poked into Sazonito’s throat.
Moshe wasn’t small in the cock department, so Sazonito’s unpracticed mouth didn’t manage to deep-throat the whole thing. He let out a loud retching sound, which Moshe couldn’t quite interpret — was he suppressing a gag or pushing back a moan of desire? Maybe both?
This was all happening so fast. Moshe’s knees went weak as his dick went hard. His hands fumbled — he was too nervous to actually grab Sazonito, who seemed too frightening to touch. Moshe’s instinctive mind worried he wouldn’t let a little Jewish man touch him, so Moshe’s hands hovered above Sazonito’s head.
Sazonito was so much larger than Moshe that he had to stoop way over to swallow his cock. It felt like Sazonito took up the entire dressing room, and Moshe just inhabited a tiny corner of it. As his dick throbbed in Sazonito’s mouth, Moshe moaned exquisitely.
“I, uh… Oh… Wow, Sazonito…” Moshe mumbled, too embarrassed to think of anything to say. Moshe had too much propriety for dirty-talk. He could only mumble as he worked his precum-leaking cock down Sazonito’s throat.
But breaking the silence made this whole thing easier for Moshe; it relaxed him and made him realize that, if a reprisal was coming, he was safe for now. He came crashing back down to reality just in time for a wave of pleasure to roll over his body like a tsunami. His knees again went weak, and as he buckled, he would have fallen but he gripped Sazonito’s broad shoulders. The warmth of his rippling muscles was intense; was it normal for someone to be that hot to the touch? Moshe didn’t think so, but all he could do in response was moan again. He bucked his hips, slamming his dick all the way into Sazonito’s throat. Sazonito’s nose nestled itself in Moshe’s pubic hair.
He thought that might make Sazonito pause and back out, but he only got more into it. He nuzzled his nose deep in Moshe’s dick as he forced himself to deep-throat it. Moshe’s cock rammed all the way down his gullet, the precum flowing copiously now. Sazonito guzzled it greedily as though he had been swallowing cock his whole life.
Moshe’s instincts kicked in and he grabbed ahold of Sazonito’s head. He pushed his dick in and pulled it out, with so much force each time he didn’t think he had ever throated anyone so aggressively. For tiny twink Moshe, it was the most potent plow of his life — he had a feeling Sazonito still thought of him as weak and feckless.
Then Sazonito pulled off. Thick tendrils of saliva connected his face to Moshe’s dickshaft and down to his balls. He flat-lipped his face up at Moshe and said, “You are beautiful, esé. Can you play your violin while you plow me?”
“Yes,” Moshe said without thinking about it. He wasn’t sure that was really true though. The violin required all of his concentration, could he really do it while plowing Sazonito up the ass? It seemed dirty, almost disrespectful of the instrument.
But the sight of Sazonito’s broad bare ass as he bent over in the center of the dressing room made Moshe willing to try anything. He grabbed his violin and put it on his shoulder.
“Please, plow me hard, Moshe,” Sazonito said softly. He hung his head as though a bit ashamed, even as he reached one hand behind himself to spread his asscheeks. He had powerful thighs and thickly muscled cheeks, so thick he felt like two powerful men stuffed into one skinsuit.
Without hands, Moshe managed to wedge his dick into the hairy crack of Sazonito’s ass — Moshe had always thought a hairy ass was unattractive, right up until this moment. Now he wanted more than anything to fill Sazonito with his cock.
But he needed both hands to play the violin. That meant he couldn’t guide his dick in. In any case, Sazonito’s intact butthole was resistant, and even when he attempted at it the best he could, not even the tip went in.
Then, much to Moshe’s surprise, Sazonito’s hand spread his cheeks and then pushed the tip of Moshe’s dick in. The soft, luxuriant hair of his ass brushed against Moshe’s pulsating manhood.
“Ah, damn, hombre…”
Sazonito arched his back as Moshe played the first few notes of “Shalom Chaverim”, an Israeli folk song that he knew very well because he often used it to warm-up. It was the only simple song he could think of that he knew well and that wasn’t religious or nationalist (both of which seemed inappropriate, even sinful, to play in this situation). The notes rang out in the tiny dressing room.
Sazonito stuck his head up and moaned. Again it wasn’t clear if he moaned in pain and humiliation or in bliss, or maybe a bit of both. His ears wiggled as though he carefully scrutinized every ringing note from Moshe’s violin.
He was surprised how easy it was once he got started. Moshe could play on autopilot since the song was so simple, and once he got started, it was surprisingly easy to plow Sazonito without the use of his hands. Sazonito’s ass practically swallowed his cock up. It was not easy, however, to get his entire dick in there. Sazonito was clearly intact and had trouble taking the whole thing.
Not that he was resisting. Every thrust of Moshe’s cock sent a bolt of pleasure through his body and a wave of some sensation through Sazonito’s too. Sazonito grunted like he was in pain, and he moaned like he was in bliss, and he clawed at the ground as Moshe’s balls slapped against the meat of his asscheeks.
Judging from the look on Sazonito’s face, he was more entranced by the music than overwhelmed by the agonizing pleasure in his ass. After a few moments, Sazonito even started jacking himself off with one hand. He must have already gotten a hardon.
The more and more he rammed at Sazonito’s ass, the braver Moshe got, until his balls were thwacking against Sazonito’s meaty asscheeks. Moshe’s dick slid in and out, easier with every thrust of his hips, and each time Sazonito gasped while pre-orgasmic pleasure rippled over his tattooed back muscles.
With one powerful thrust, Moshe managed to shove the last of his cock into Sazonito’s body. Sazonito moaned and grunted. His ass clenched, which Moshe could tell was because he neared his orgasm. Neither man was quite there yet, and Moshe tried to drag this out — he didn’t want to rush through the sexual experience of a lifetime. It felt so good his knees went weak.
Then the phone rang.
Both Moshe and Sazonito stopped moving. Moshe’s heart skipped a beat thinking he had been caught, then realized that was silly — he wasn’t breaking any rules.
And in any case, he soon realized it wasn’t his phone. It was Sazonito’s
Sazonito grabbed his cell phone out of the pants of his tuxedo, which was folded up on the chair near his head. He put it on speaker because, it seemed, he was too overwhelmed to hold it to his ear.
“Yo. What?”
You still there, vato?
“Si.”
What’s going on?
“Todavía estoy allí.”
Yeah, I… Somethin’ wrong? Speak English, motherfucker. You know I don’t know español that good.
“I’m still here. I’m talking to the violinista entre bastidores. Él es judío, pero él está bien.”
What? Nevermind, man. Just hurry up. It’s all good.
“Okay.”
… You takin’ a shit, vato?
“No.”
You sound like-
“Shut up.”
Fine, look, vato… Just don’t go to Mario’s place like we planned. His mama there. But it all went down just like we wanted.
“¿Son los traidores muertos?” He groaned, the words escaping from gritted teeth. His voice had an agonizing slowness to it, like he was grinding the words from stones in his mouth.
Si, esé.
“Good. Estoy colgando el teléfono. No me llame de nuevo unless someone is dead who is not s’posed to be,” Sazonito said, then he angrily hung up the phone and threw it back at his crumpled-up tuxedo on the floor. “Fuckin’ puta…”
Then Sazonito’s back arched as though he only just remembered he was getting plowed. His mouth opened like he wanna shout or maybe moan, but no sound came out. He pushed his ass back on Moshe’s dick, sending a wave of pleasure rocking up Moshe’s spine. Moshe gasped, his fingers digging into the meaty thickness of Sazonito’s back. Sazonito writhed before him, lifting one of his massive trunk-like thighs up as he accepted every inch of Moshe’s dick.
Moshe had gradually lost his inhibitions, and by now, he was ramming back and forth as if Sazonito’s ass was his fleshlight. At this point he figured if it was a trick, he might as well lean into it. It was the most enjoyable trick of his life.
He started playing the violin again. This time he played “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds”, another song he knew well enough to play by heart. Once again Sazonito shuddered and moaned as though the violin itself made him orgasm.
“¡Su musicalidad es más hermoso que cualquier cosa que mis oídos han tenido!” Sazonito shouted to be heard over the violin. He groaned and bucked beneath Moshe’s hips, which slammed powerfully against his jiggling asscheeks. Moshe didn’t need to know Spanish to know that Sazonito was complimenting his plowing, or maybe demanding to be plowed harder.
Finally Moshe felt his orgasm coming on, just as he felt it running through Sazonito’s body as well. He thought he’d have to stop playing while he busted a nut, but his hands were on autopilot. He definitely lost the rhythm and played some notes incorrectly, but it was clear Sazonito didn’t notice — he didn’t even seem to recognize the song, though he reacted as though the sound itself caused his orgasm.
Cum sprayed into Sazonito’s ass, so thick and creamy that it clung to every corner of his insides. Moshe shuddered and shivered as he filled Sazonito up. The load was bigger than anything he had ever produced — Moshe rather wished he had pulled out so he could see how much it was. This was such an incredible experience that his body kept spurting more and more, like he was getting rid of reserves that his balls had been storing up.
As Moshe’s body twitched and he yelped, Sazonito barked; his massive muscles writhed. His pain was obvious, his humiliation apparent in his dim, dark eyes, but the overwhelming feeling that Moshe could read in every muscle in his body was arousal and fulfillment. He had genuinely wanted this.
Somehow in that moment, all language and cultural barriers between them dissolved. Moshe knew exactly why Sazonito was doing this, and it was precisely as he had explained. Moshe was just too set in his ways to realize it. Sazonito had ramrodded prison bitches, but just one was important to him, a girlish man who had been Sazonito’s lover when he was in jail; he had formed a serious relationship with that man. He had treated his bitch like a wife, and a part of him had always wondered how far their relationship could be taken. His prison bitch had probably treated him better than his girlfriends on the outside. They were friends and lovers and roommates, allies, confidantes and more, but the one thing they could never be was equals. Sazonito had wished he could have a real relationship as his sexual peak dwindled while he was locked up.
But in prison, big macho tops didn’t bottom for tiny twinks, not even behind closed doors and with makeshift curtains up to block the view. That was not a rule Sazonito could break. Not until he was out of prison and he had come to a place where no other vato would be, where nobody would know what taboos Sazonito was breaking.
The smell of cum filled the dressing room as Sazonito shot his own load, just as Moshe was finally finishing up. A few final jets of jizz spurted up Sazonito’s guts, creamy goop spreading to every corner of his insides and seeping into his inner being. From his vantage point Moshe couldn’t see, but he could experience every bit of Sazonito’s orgasm through the tight clenching of his ass and the low, rattling groan that escaped from Sazonito’s throat. Sazonito’s hands were claws that raked the ground.
Then at last it was all over.
Moshe pulled his cock out and smiled sheepishly as Sazonito sighed like he had been waiting for that exact moment — Moshe had taken enough big cocks to know what he was feeling. The stress relief of that moment was intense, and Sazonito’s moan of desire was an aching rumble that echoed in the tiny dressing room. Sazonito crumpled to the dirty floor of the dressing room, his big muscles limp, perhaps limper than they had been since he was with his beloved in a prison cell.
Moshe sat next to his prone body and gently rubbed his muscles. They twitched under Moshe’s grip. “Sazonito… do you want me to call you? When I am in town again?”
“Yes. Si.”
“Okay,” Moshe said. “I will. We can have whatever relationship you want, and I won’t tell anyone.”
Sazonito nodded. “And if anybody asks, you will tell them I was at your concert, esé? Tell them I was here early, that you saw me before the show and then you saw me during the show and after.” He paused, then narrowed his eyes to slits. “Do not tell them what we did after the show.”
Moshe nodded. “I will.”
“Good. Thank you. Nunca lo reemplazará.” Sazonito closed his eyes and gripped Moshe’s hand with his massive meaty fingers. Then Sazonito’s sweat-dappled back fell limp and soft, and he drifted off to sleep right there on Moshe’s dressing room floor.

A lightskin badonkadonk

Thumper seen niggas on fire less freaked out than she was, and her pussy snapped shut like a shy clam.

That lightskin badonkadonk Sherry made him stop over and over so she could do new facebooks and check up on her prior facebooks. Once she blueballed him cuz the computer voted down her facebook and put her in “facebook jail” for “subposting the truth about Mexican sluts” — Thumper seen niggas on fire less freaked out than she was, and her pussy snapped shut like a shy clam. After that she wasn’t hot no more to Thumper.

From Thumper the Booty Bandit

Buck the Dumbass: Chapter 2

Buck the Dumbass

Chapter One: Ann Arbor, 1999

Chapter Two: Peremptory Manhood

Chapter Three: Statistics 101

Chapter Four: Systems of Oppression

Chapter Five: Lung Stuff

Bouncering was dull work. Buck ain’t mind it — the pay was good, and the waitresses was purdy as petunias. But damn do it bore him to his soul. He stood there at the door checking idees. Ain’t even gotta look at ’em. Buck held a scanner that said if’n t’was valid, and it do pop up with a high-res photo-pitcher of the feller so’s Buck could check if’n t’was him.
Now and then he gots to punch a man’s lights out. T’was a perk worth remembering, cuz he enjoyed fisticuffs.
But Buck got another job too. His parole officer made him get “gainful employment”. Whatever “gainful” meant, bouncering wasn’t it. Buck axed what “gainful” was, and his parole officer just called him a stone-cold retard. Ain’t ne’er answer.

His gainful job was working as a exterminator. Buck been doing that off and on since the late 80s, working fer Mistah Taggart at Central Pest Control when he weren’t in prison or working on a oil rig. Mistah Taggart learned Buck about all them beetles, cockroaches, ants, earwigs, all them. And rats.


“Slow ya roll, Sampson, nuh-uh,” Crabgut said. “Rat traps is a weapon, can’t give you that. You think I’m a retard like you?”So’s when Buck was in prison and they gots a rat problem, Buck done come up to that guard Officer Crabgut and said he could lay out traps to get ridda them. Crabgut was a jowly, moist-shirt sumbitch, and he looked at Buck like a beetle-meat nugget.
Buck scowled. “But you hirin’ a ext’minatuh to lay out them same traps, he j’st ain’t doin’ it right.” He pointed to a trap. “If’n I wanna use one as a weapon, they’s the’uh. I could grab it. They ain’t sharp though. Ain’t no rat gonna get — he put it right out in the open, suh. T’ain’t-“
“Shut the fuck up, Sampson,” Officer Crabgut said. “Officer Hargrave is the facilities manager, he’s in charge of hirin’ an exterminatuh. A professional put them traps out.”
“I’s a professional too! He put ’em out bad! And he usin’ too much peanut buttuh. And he should use smooth, not crunchy-“
“Rats don’t care, Sampson, you’re crazy. Rats don’t got a peanut butter preference. You just playin’, you tryin’ a-get time outta ya cell,” Crabgut said. “You getting coop-up syndrome. Seen it before.”
“Nah, nah, nah, listen, listen — is he puttin’ traps in the ceiling? Tell him to put traps in the ceiling-“
“Rats don’t live in the ceiling, they don’t live up!” Officer Crabgut pointed to the ceiling, then down to the floor. “They live down. In like sewers and shit.”
Buck narrowed his eyes. “T’ain’t corre’t, suh-“
“Sampson! Quit backtalkin’,” Crabgut said. He brusquely shoved Buck back. “Git! You frustrated, Sampson?”
“Yeah! I got rats in mah cell. Gonna get that… uh… lepto… sis…” Buck was positive he was gonna remember that word right up until his tongue tripped o’er itself. “Leprosis. Or, uh… lepposposis, or…”

“Sampson… You don’t know what you’re talking about,” Crabgut said. He again shoved Buck back towards the cells. Buck was tall enough that Crabgut pushed on his side, below his ribcage, steada his shoulder, cuz Buck towered o’er him. “Miguel is ya cellmate, right?”


Buck nodded as he walked back to his cell, Crabgut close behind. Buck’s feet was bare, flapping upon the cold steel floor of the state prison, which ain’t provide shoes big enough fer Buck’s feet. Usually he wore socks, but they was all dirty now, so’s his feetses was bare.
“He a punk, right? Cornhole ‘im. That’ll calm you down,” Crabgut said. He handed o’er two packets of ramen. “Here, I’ll pay fer it. Just don’t get ornery, Sampson. I don’t want trouble. I’s startin’ a three-day weekend tonight, and I don’t wanna deal wit’ ya’ dumb ass.”
“I won’t — I ain’t ornery!” Buck said with a sigh.
Officer Crabgut reached Buck’s cell, then firmly but not violently shoved him into it. “Relax, Sampson. Hargrave will take care of the rats.” He closed the cell door and walked away. Right now was open-cell time, so’s the door wasn’t locked, but Crabgut’d prolly curl his lip at Buck opening it, so’s Buck stood by the door dopeishly.
Laying there on the lower bunk was his cellmate, Miguel, who got a magazine in his hand and a curious look upon his mug. Buck held them ramen packets in one hand.
Buck lit a cigarette from the battered pack by his upper bunk and fumed. “I tol’ him that ext’minatuh don’t know what he’s doin’,” Buck said. “He looked young. He prolly foolish. Mosta ’em don’t wanna come to a prison, so’n they sent the newest rookie, reckon.” Buck took a long drag off his smoke.

Miguel shrugged. “Prison got rats, gringazo,” he said. Then he added a inscrutable hand gesture and sound effect that presumably signified the inevitableness of entropy, the creeping spread of chaos in a post-capitalist society and his stoic acceptance of dhukha, the imperfection and dissatisfaction inherent to existence in Buddhist theology. “Hszhurhppaa.”


Cigarette smoke fuming outta his ugly mug, Buck wrinkled his nose. “I cain smell the rats, Miguel, I smells ’em. Tha’ss rat piss. It’s di’rent than mouse piss.”
“Ay, don’t talk about rat piss, gringazo,” Miguel said, lifting his soccer magazine to cover his face. He was a Latin King, which you could tell by his tats. He done earnt his place among ’em by renting hisself out. Mexicans do that to each other, they do.
So far as Buck was concerned, the most important reason to join up with a gang was to avoid giving up booty. Mexican don’t see it that way. They got l’il peckers, that was why. They was short and fat and got li’l pinkies poking out they oversized bushes. T’weren’t barely a thang to get cornholed by one them.
Miguel was skinny, not fat, but he was short as a donkey was stubborn, and he got a wormy thang. He ain’t like taking it from Buck’s big-boy meat.
Casual as he could muster, Buck tacked up the sheet that covered they cell door and the window in the door. That gave a li’l privacy. When Buck was confident ain’t nobody gonna interrupt, he tossed the two packs of ramen to Miguel.
His bristly mustache jostled as Miguel shrugged, then put the ramen with t’others. Ramen was, ‘long with cigarettes, canned sardines and phone cards, the main currency in this prison. Guards usually toted ramen with ’em cuz they was cheap as hell outside and could be brung in no problem — no restrictions on guards carrying ramen.
Then Miguel got up. He was plum near two feet shorter’an Buck, so’s he dwarfed under him as he smeared a big fistful of prison-kitchen hogfat upon his asscrack. Meanwhile, Buck stroked hisself hard. He fished out a September 1992 issue of a “pickemup truck magazine”, which was fulla purdy ladies near trucks. T’was as risqué as could be easily gotten in prison.
“Go quick, esé. And silencioso,” Miguel said, wiry muscles stretching to get his hand into his buttcrack. He winced as one finger slipped into his hole, then a second. He bit his lower lip. “Shushy, gringazo.”
Buck nodded. “Make guhl sounds, Miguel, I’s picturin’ ya mamacita on mah dick,” he said with a laugh. Miguel sucked upon his teeth. Buck showed him the Latina in the magazine, who was purdy indeed. “She Mexican, and she hot-” He kept one giant hand on his cock, which firmed up in his grip.
“It say right there she Puerto Rican, gringazo,” Miguel said. He winced again as he got a third finger in his own ass, which he forced hisself to endure, as t’would feel better’an letting Buck ramrod him unprepared. His limbs strained and twitched, his tattoos rippling.
“Oh,” Buck’s chuckles turned sheepish. He ain’t see that bit, and Miguel done made his feelings on Puerto Ricans clear as sprite — Miguel soured on Puerto Ricans like tamarind soda. But Buck weren’t interested in the mamacita’s origins, and he got no notions on the nationalities of Hispanics. He liked her ass. He was eye-deep in that magazine when Miguel bent o’er.
T’weren’t a invitation fer Buck to get started. Miguel wanna put his makeshift dildo in his ass, that would loosen him up. Miguel bent o’er to get that dildo from his poke at the foot of his bunk.
But Buck was eyefucking the Puerto Rican lady — who drove a Hyundai! — and he took Miguel bending o’er to mean he was ready. One hand upon the magazine, t’other upon his dick, Buck bent his knees and jabbed his dick like a battery ram.
He missed the butthole entirely.
“Ay ay, wait,” Miguel said. He squirmed, his lubey hands pushing behind hisself upon Buck’s stallion-like body. “Wait!” Buck’s cock stabbed his asscheek hard, like Buck was trying-a poke a new butthole in it.
“Sawry, sawry, I’mma wait, whatchoo wanna do?” Buck said. He was so much taller’an Miguel that t’was hard to get his wang and Miguel’s caboose to line up. He kept thrusting though, having no idear he was ramming Miguel’s back and side hard enough to hurt.
“Ay, ay, wait, lemme get it open, gringazo,” Miguel said. “Ay ay ay.” He found the dildo and smeared hog fat on it. “Don’t press down this time, Buck. You are too big, too grande.” He whistled. Then one hand gingerly inserted the “dildo” — actually a piece of ceramic that broke off a toilet — and t’other flicked Buck’s thirteen-inch rod. T’was thicker’an Miguel’s forearm. He pointed to Buck’s chest. “Don’t press down on my back. You are heavy, and you are hairy, and you smell like a saddle.”
Buck looked at Miguel ’round the magazine. “Maxi said punks gotta-“
“I ain’t a punk!” Miguel said. He done explain this b’fore — Miguel was a Latin King. He hadta pay fer his membership by giving up the booty, but that was a valid membership. A “punk” was not a member of the gang; a punk was owned by the gang. Punks also gave up the booty, so’s the difference seemed negligent to Buck. T’was vital to Miguel.
T’was Buck’s turn to snort like a jaded pony and make a masturbatory hand gesture, which combined to signify his belief in the mutability of socially constructed roles qua the fulfillment of incumbent sociocultural systems and functions, strength and dominance as determiners per se of masculine hierarchies and the civilizational sine qua non of a peremptory conception of so-called manhood to staunch the onslaught of Leviathan.
But he ain’t argue. Once he got his pecker up Miguel’s guts, Buck’d be dictating the position fer sho’re.
“C’mon, I’s hard,” Buck said. He put the magazine down upon Miguel’s bed, hugged his hairy shoulders from behind and pulled him close. Miguel straightened his back.
“Wait, esé, I-” Miguel yelped. Buck’s meaty stomach pressed ‘gainst his head. Miguel squirmed. “It’s still-“
Buck dropped to his knees, which lined his cock up with Miguel’s ass, and he rammed his knob right at Miguel’s butthole, which was stretched wide.
T’was stretched cuz that piece of ceramic dildo was still in there. Buck forgot about that, and his knob jammed into it. Him and Miguel said ow and ay respectively.
“I’ll get it out,” Buck said, slapping Miguel’s hand away. “I’mma lose mah stiffy if’n I don’t stick it in ya soon. Ya asshole is narsty, Miguel.” His crack was lined with black hairs — the cheeks was mostly smooth, but his crack was so hairy Buck ain’t wanna look at it. Buck gingerly used two fingertips to pull the ceramic dildo out, his other hand spreading them asscheeks.
“Put lard on it!” Miguel said. He gave Buck the tub of hog fat, but Buck ain’t take it, as Buck got one hand upon his own cock and t’other spreading Miguel’s buttcheeks the best Buck could without touching any the butthair. “Lard!”
“I will, I will,” Buck said. With a quick thrust, he aimed it fer Miguel’s lubed-up hole, but the tip bounced off. He picked up the tub of hog fat. He tried again, and this time the tip went in. “Got in, keep it open, keep it-“
“Ay! Lard! Put on the lard, esé!” Miguel snapped. His asshole snapped too, and it pushed Buck’s cock right out. Buck still ain’t even open the tub of hog fat.
“I am, I am!” Buck said. His voice was so deep it echoed in the tiny cell, and Miguel hissed fer him to shush. Buck smeared hog fat upon his cock, which was losing its erection. “Sheeit, Miguel, put’cha mouth on it. Get it hard again.”
Miguel smacked his lips shut. “Nuh-uh.” He mumbled. “T’was in my culo, gringazo.”
“Just the tip was, fer like a second!” Buck said. “I swan-!”
“Shush! Keep it down!”
“Why? E’erybody knows you give it up behind,” Buck said.
“They don’t gotta know when!” Miguel said. “Get ya own self hard, Buck.”
Buck grumbled, but he picked up the magazine and stroked his dick again. T’was easier this time since he was lubed up, and his greasy hand slid up and down the shaft. Meanwhile Miguel be working at his own butthole with his fingers. He got four fingers in there.
In a flurry, Buck pulled Miguel’s fingers outta his own ass, then rammed his dick in as far as t’would go — he wanna go fast both so’s Miguel don’t come up with more delays and so’s his asshole don’t snap shut. Miguel wheezed and squirmed, and maybe four, five inches of dickmeat disappeared up there.
“Aaaah, sheeit, here we go-“
“Damn, gringazo, gimme a warnin’,” Miguel said.
“Sawry, sawry,” Buck said. Miguel stood, while Buck kneeled behind him, so’s Buck’s strong arms held him upright when Miguel’s knees got weak. He spread his legs the best he could. Miguel clenched his teeth and his ropy limbs all tensed up. “You’s tensin’ up, Miguel, relax, relax, relax-“
“Ay, ay-“
“You clenchin’, wait, wait-” Buck hugged him close, despite the bristly body hair all o’er Miguel’s chest. It turned Buck off. He couldn’t imagine tits if’n his hands was where’n tits should be and there weren’t no tits, and he used both hands to hold squirmy Miguel, so’s he couldn’t hold the magazine open. Miguel’s asshole was clenching and pushing Buck’s cock out, which Buck accepted was not deliberate — they done go thru this argument — but he got a right to force Miguel to slacken his booty. “You clenchin’, Miguel-“
“Sshhhiiiizzhzhhh!” Miguel roared. He lurched forward, banging his head ‘gainst the wall. Buck tried to support him, but Miguel couldn’t help but wriggle. His tattooed hands clawed behind hisself at Buck’s chest.
“Goddamn that feels good…” Buck murmured. Miguel done took mosta Buck’s shaft, and he was heaving on a rhythm like a woman in labor. Buck tried to keep Miguel in place as pleasure wracked his body, but Buck admired to use one hand to get that magazine back where’n he could see it.
Soon as he leggo Miguel though, Miguel squirmed hard again — that made his ass squeeze and massage Buck’s cock, which was leaking gobs of precum now. That helped further grease up Miguel’s broke-in booty.
Buck worked his dick back and forth, as Miguel’s panting slowed down. Each time he thrust, he tried to force it a l’il deeper, but he ain’t try to ram him too hard, cuz Miguel was a amigo fer real.
Finally Miguel seethed and said weakly, “Ay, wait, gimme a sec, Buck…”
“Nah, I’mma nut real quick, promise,” Buck said. He admired to look at the magazine, but e’ery time he got it in position, Miguel wriggled, and Buck gotta use both hands to steady him. He found hisself looking at Miguel’s back, which got a tattoo of a sexy grim reaper-lady, who filled Buck with contrary feelings. He preferred the magazine.
A rat moved, and Buck jerked away from Miguel. His lard-goop dick popped outta Miguel’s ass.
The rat paused like t’ain’t mean to show itself. Buck stepped to it and stomped with one bare foot, only fer the rat to dart away.
It went to the cell door, and Buck followed, his hardon dripping precum onto the cement floor. Buck hesitated cuz he ain’t wanna stomp a rat with his bare feet. He picked up one Miguel’s prison sandals.
“Ay, shit, la rata!” Miguel jumped up onto his bunk, then winced and cradled his sore asscheeks.
The rat squealed and wriggled ’round the shut cell door, which weren’t latched shut. When it creaked open enough, the rat squirmed out the cell and into the prison proper. Buck chased after it, his erect dick still dribbling onto the cold steel floor. He stopped when he realized he was naked with a hardon afronta the whole cell block.
“Eww, Buck’s bootysmashin’!” Buncha fellers started laughing. They pointed, and ain’t nobody even notice the rat, which disappeared into the walls somewhere.
“Bootysmasher!”
“Hillbillies do that, they do…”
“Ewww, his cellmate’s Miguel, right?”
Buck blushed and covered his crotch with both hands, his fat cock spilling out the sides of his grip. He hurried back to the cell
“Nah, nah, I’s gettin’ ready — I’s changin’ my clothes!” Buck called out, but ain’t nobody believe him. They done seed his dick in the shower, and don’t nobody believe a big-dick man like Buck was going thru his prison sentence without smashing booties. And e’erybody knewed Miguel do give up the booty if’n he get paid.
“You cabronazo!” Miguel hissed. “Everybody saw that-“
“I was goin’ aftuh the rat!”
Miguel still stood upon the edge of his bunk, gripping the upper bunk (Buck’s) to keep his bare feet off the cell floor. He sucked on his teeth. “Is that how you exterminate rats, Buck? You chase ’em each one?”
But Buck just grumbled, as some homeboys knocked upon the cell door and shared hushed laughs. They wasn’t allowed to open the door — T’was unlocked, but opening a cell door without permission was a stabbable offense. They kept banging on it and saying sump’in incomprehensive, maybe pretending they was guards ordering Buck to open the door. They peeked ’round the sheet curtain too.
That all only took less than a minute, and Buck’s hardon was still throbbing. He admired to defend his name, but even as he did, he lined his crotch up with Miguel’s ass — easy to do while Miguel stood upon his bunk. That lifted his hairy asscrack up enough fer Buck to get behind him and ram it right in.
“Shuddup out the’uh!” Buck called out. “I was changin’ mah clothes!”
A twitch came o’er Miguel as Buck’s cock entered his ass once more, and Miguel tensed up again. He clenched his teeth. “Shit, go slow, cabronazo.”
Buck nodded. He lowered his holler-heavy voice. “Spread ya legs, Miguel, c’mon…”
Miguel did so, wincing when Buck’s dick pushed in inch after inch. He shook like a hound-dog shitting a peach pit. His legs spread wide, and he gripped Buck’s bunk, the upper one, fer support.
“Ay ay ay…” Miguel muttered, as pain enveloped him again. Buck’s powerful arms wrapped ’round him so’s he couldn’t squirm too bad. Miguel panted, while Buck’s chest muscles writhed with the intense spasms of pleasure running thru his body.
The sound of the homeboys banging upon the cell door faded. Buck pounded now, relentless, and soon Miguel wasn’t really supporting hisself ‘t all — Buck hugged him and lifted him off the bunk, so’n Miguel was swallowed up by Buck’s barrel chest. Then Miguel could squirm all he wanted, he got no leverage, and Buck could use his ass more like a fleshlight than a pussy.
That hurt, but it sent Buck right o’er the edge.
A thick wave of nut filled Miguel’s ass. Buck let out a long, chamberous moan, and he felt his tensions draining away like melted butter. Crabgut was right, he did needta blow a nut.
“Ay…”
Grimacing his teeth, Miguel scrunched his eyes shut. The pressure in his ass was so intense it felt like he was being split in two, like Buck done broke sump’in in his backside. But Miguel knewed it always felt like this — Buck got big meat. Wave after wave of creamy cum flowed into Miguel, a bigger load than he thought possible. Mexicans ain’t shoot that much he thought, or maybe they was just more apt to pull out and shoot on his back, while Buck preferred to get e’ery drop all the way up in Miguel’s guts.
Buck at last pulled out and sighed, and he put Miguel down. He blanched at sight of buncha black fellers outside the cell, peering in ’round the edge of the sheet curtain blocking the window on the door. They was laughing at Buck wiping his dingdong clean. Buck moved the sheet they got set up so’s it blocked the window again — he ne’er done fix it correct-like after coming back in here. Buck felt like an idiot. Them homeboys was gonna be calling him a booty bandit fer months.
As though they ain’t done it too. Homeboys was all booty bandits, in Buck’s experience. They all either be ramrodding or getting it up the dookie by a bigger one. But they think it’s funny when a whiteboy do it.
“Goddamn that hurt, esé,” Miguel said, caressing his sore ass. A wave of cum poured down his inner thighs as he got off his bunk and stretched his legs. “And you’s estúpido fer goin’ out there. Everybody saw it! Fuckin’ dumbass cabron.”

Buck the Dumbass

Chapter One: Ann Arbor, 1999

Chapter Two: Peremptory Manhood

Chapter Three: Statistics 101

Chapter Four: Systems of Oppression

Chapter Five: Lung Stuff

Chuy the Ex-Con

Chuy’s out of prison, and he’s in for a wild ride! When his girlfriend dumps him, he’s still got a raging hardon and a need for a place to sleep. But first, he’s off to sling coke for the Latin Kings directamente — a cholo like Chuy has got chores to do, beggars to beat down, ladies to seduce and casas to break into!

So can he find a hot throbbing hole to satisfy his needs?

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Roommates in the Dark

Cody lives with a bunch of cholos, which means when they get horny, he’s gonna hafta swing on the DL whether he wants to or not! He and the Mexicans get down and dirty cuz there’s no chicas about, resulting in an explosion of man-on-man machismo!

Can Cody handle living with these vatos?

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