Massaging the Mechanic

Duncan Walsh is an alpha male mechanic with a pain in his knee, for which he has to see a masseur… and he never thought he’d have some muscle-bound long-haired stud like Johan. Can Duncan submit to Johan’s specialized brand of manly healing?

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Duncan Walsh went to the massage parlor kind of hoping that nothing gonna happen. He never wanted to come here. This did not look like his kind of place. It was ornately decorated, sumptuous with dense carpets, incense burning and colorful tapestries. There was a statue of Buddha, fat and jolly and wise, made of gleaming brass with stone inlays.
He shifted nervously on his feet. Duncan had never in his life gotten a massage, not even informally from a girlfriend or anything like that. He wondered if he was supposed to get naked. Was he too dirty? Was he supposed to take a shower first? No one told him that.
In this rundown corner of the state, most people looked more like Duncan than the fey Asian man at the desk inside. Duncan was tall, broad-shouldered, clad in heavy workboots, with a grizzled jaw that was painfully square and so tan it was indistinguishable from dirty. He wore a knee brace atop his black jeans, and he walked with a limp in his right leg.
That’s why he was here. His insurance company wanted him to get a massage before they paid for more expensive treatments. Duncan did not like the idea of some stranger pawing over his body.
He didn’t visit prostitutes, but he would rather have gotten an awkward handjob from some skeezy lady than get a real massage from one of these thin Asian men. A scowl plastered itself on Duncan’s face. Fortunately, this was not a prostitution kind of massage parlor, he knew that. He’d made that clear to the insurance company bitch on the phone. He told that man, in no uncertain terms, that if his insurance was gonna make him go get a happy ending, he’d be fighting that shit in court, you best believe it. Duncan would see that insurance bitch in hell before he sees him at a happy ending massage parlor.
Duncan Walsh was a Christian man.
The masseur he was seeing was named Johan, and he was a certified medical professional. That was why Duncan’s insurance company sent him here. He was the only qualified masseur in this town, where Duncan worked as a mechanic at a local garage.
What kind of an Asian name was Johan anyway? It didn’t really sound Chinese or Japanese, he thought. Korean? Vietnamese? There were pictures of snow-capped mountains in the massage room he waited in and pictures of a man skiing. There was a flag too. It wasn’t Japanese, but Duncan couldn’t place it (Japan was the only Asian country whose flag he could picture off the top of his head).
The door opened, and Johan walked in. Duncan’s heart sank.
Johan was not a slim Asian man at all. He was taller than Duncan, and at least as muscular. His shoulders were broad, his chest strapping. He was arguably in better shape than Duncan, which made Duncan furrow his brow. Duncan was strong but meaty, not a six-packed handsome stud like Johan. Johan had long blond hair like a man from the cover of a romance novel. He glanced at Duncan and smiled. He spoke with an odd, singsong accent — Swedish — and introduced himself. He discussed Duncan’s pain and had him take his clothes off. Duncan hesitated but did so. He left his underwear on.
He definitely felt dirty. There were smudges of grease on his legs. He had come straight from work. Johan was very clean, and he smelled like soap. That annoyed Duncan. Swedes were a clean people, right? Johan was probably thinking badly of Duncan, like he was some trashy American redneck, Johan was sophisticated and European, probably a nobleman or something. Duncan wrinkled his nose at that thought.
Obviously that was a silly thing to think. Johan may have a noble nose like an emperor and a strong jawline, but he was just a masseur. Hardly a, whatever, a grand duke or something.
He lifted Duncan’s leg, which caused agonizing pain, and Duncan sucked in his breath. But then Johan massaged the meat above and below Duncan’s leg. Duncan nearly stopped him because the pain grew so bad, and he writhed on the massage table.
“Oh, hey… Oh oh, shit, oooooh, shit, are you… is it…. Oooh shit…”
But Johan just ignored him and kept massaging. After a minute or two, the pain in Duncan’s knee let up substantially. His jagged grunts of pain turned to a sigh of relief, as Johan’s firm hands moved down to his calf. Duncan closed his eyes and tried to relax.
“You have much tension in you, yes,” Johan said. He sounded like the Swedish Chef, Duncan thought, but with one of those very deep voices that rattled your bones. A lot of people said Duncan had a voice like that, but his was softer, raspier, gentler — Johan was taller, so his voice was achingly baritone.
“Yeah.” Duncan didn’t think he could relax while he was being pawed by this great big Swede. He gasped and sighed — was this almost over? He didn’t think he could take it.
And then a great sense of please overtook him. He relaxed almost instantly, and his knee felt so much better he had to look down to see if something was wrong. But no, the massage had just worked extremely well, at least for the moment.
“Wow, that feels… a lot better,” Duncan said. He looked around as though to find a way out of the massage room. He kind of wished this didn’t help. He was annoyed by Johan’s handsomeness. He can’t be both handsome and competent. That wasn’t fair. Duncan looked at Johan with hostility in his eyes, which Johan either didn’t notice or didn’t care about.
“That is good for certain, yes,” Johan said with a baritone grunt. “I must use oil now.” He grabbed a bottle of sweet-smelling massage oil and squirted it onto his hands. He worked it into Duncan’s thighs. Duncan didn’t want to smell like flowers, but he didn’t complain.
Duncan realized he had an erection only moments before Johan grabbed onto it with his lubed-up hand. Every fiber of Duncan’s being told him to stop Johan, but it felt so good he couldn’t bring himself to do it. He just looked at it like a gory scene in a horror movie, one that he couldn’t tear his eyes away from.
“You will be better. You are tension too much,” Johan said with a grin. “It is okay. Do not have a worry.”
“Uh-huh.” Duncan’s teeth were gritted shut. He lifted his weight off his ass, jutting his hips upward.
His cock throbbed in Johan’s hand. Duncan couldn’t believe how good it felt. The massage oil sent a wave of warmth and arousal through his body, and that feeling made him moan like a seduced girl. He blushed.
Then Duncan’s dick disappeared into the burly Swede’s mouth. Duncan threw his head back and bit a lip. He was both humiliated and so turned-on he wanted to bust. His dick felt like it was going to explode.
This was the first time Duncan had ever jacked off with a man. Once he and his buddies had been in the city for a weekend, and they all got a blowjob from a slut in an alley. That was the first time Duncan had ever touched cocks with another man — one of his fellow mechanics insisted on jousting with him because Duncan had a legendarily huge cock (that they had all seen in the work showers) and he thought it would be funny to “touch tips on a bitch”.
And he was right, it was kind of funny.
Johan’s broad, muscular back rippled in front of Duncan’s face. Johan was built like a fieldhand. Duncan hadn’t wanted to get jacked off by anyone but himself, much less a man. If he had been forced into it, however, he would have preferred one of the fey Asian men. That would have been a lot like getting sucked off by a woman.
But this was nothing like a woman. It was, Duncan realized, the thought making him blush intently, far better.
Johan licked like a man, like he had a job to do and needed to do it the best he could. It wasn’t exactly erotic, though it did turn Duncan on and make his dick spew precum. Johan sucked on Duncan’s shaft deep, to the root, nose nestling in Duncan’s unkempt pubic hair. He throated like it was an attack, like he was violently annexing Duncan’s cock to his throat.
“Oh, god, Johan!” Duncan moaned. He writhed as though the pleasure emanating from his cock was actually pain. He touched Johan’s back, not deliberately, just as part of his flailing, and he shuddered at the sensation of his muscles writhing beneath Duncan’s fingers.
But he didn’t move his hand away. His mind screamed at him to stop, to let go of Johan’s back — there was sweat there too, clinging to Duncan’s skin where he touched it — yet he couldn’t bring himself to pull away. It was like clutching a barrel of rope. Duncan was strong, but he was not muscular like that, he had never had a six-pack. He had always had a thin layer of pudge over his powerful body. He had never had muscle-upon-muscle just beneath his taut skin, with seemingly not a drop of fat anywhere on him. Duncan was jealous (sort of — guys with bodies like that got made fun of, in Duncan’s experience, everyone loved teasing prettyboys and making them dirty).
He wasn’t used to being the small guy in the room. Duncan had hit six feet tall in the tenth grade, and he had only gotten taller since then. He was a baritone-voiced beast in most communities — only in this town was Duncan seen as normal or even small-sized in comparison to the average local.
A chill ran up Duncan’s spine. He realized his hand on Johan’s back had roamed lower. He didn’t mean to, but somehow his hand rested on Johan’s ass. This was all feeling too good. Duncan wished he had gone to another massage parlor.
He had never touched a male ass (aside from some male bonding and horseplay on his baseball team) until now. He gulped nervously. Still his mind wanted him to stop even as his body refused to comply. His hand gripped the firmness of Johan’s asscheeks.
Why am I doing this? Duncan felt like running away. His finger slipped into Johan’s asscrack. Was Johan manipulating him deliberately? Was it possible he had been hypnotized? Duncan knew that was ridiculous, but he couldn’t understand why his body failed to feel the same revulsion his mind did.
His finger slipped into Johan’s ass. Duncan had never even done that with a woman. Duncan had lied to his coworkers about that. They talked about giving girls “The Shocker” — a sex move where you put two fingers in a girl’s pussy and one in her asshole — during a late-night jaw session, and Duncan had felt left out, so he pretended he had done it. He wasn’t even sure it was a real thing, not just a joke. But everyone else reacted as though sticking a finger in a girl’s ass was normal, and Duncan had pretended the same thing.
In truth, Duncan was not very experienced with women. He was bold and confident when it came to his muscles, to work, to sports and to violence — he had been a high school wrestler and briefly, an amateur boxer — but he was completely lacking in confidence with girls. He’d only had sex with three women in his lifetime (he told his fellow roughnecks seven), and he’d only screwed one of them more than one time. He’d gotten his dick in that girl’s ass once, but she said it was too big and it hurt too much, so he had barely gotten started before she called it off.
It had felt amazing though. For those first few seconds when he had the first inch or so of his dick inside her tight, virginal asshole, he had nearly cum right there. Now he couldn’t even wait to do that again. Damn did he love that! Now that he was jacking off with the masseur, Duncan felt hornier than ever. The anxiety over the situation had morphed into a desire to bust a fat nut, which was exactly what he was about to do, he thought, pleasure coursing through his veins. Johan’s throat was hot and moist, and it squeezed his dick just right. Duncan gasped and bit his lip.
His finger slipped into Johan’s tight asshole. He was presumably not intact like that girl had been, but Duncan was still shocked at how tight his ass was. Did the masseur take dick in his ass? Maybe this was as strange for him as it was for Duncan. Duncan’s pinkie finger struggled in. Duncan gurgled and bucked at shock that he would do such a thing.
Johan grunted around the cock in his throat. He licked the shaft, slathering spit up and down it. Duncan couldn’t tear his eyes away from his finger plugged into Johan’s bubble-butt. Copious saliva dripped down his oil-slicked thigh.
“Oh god,” Duncan gasped as Johan finally pulled off his cock. Duncan sat up, but Johan just pushed him onto his back again on the massage table. “Uh… So, uh…”
“Shush,” Johan said. “Do not talk. It is not needed. I will give you relaxation and take away any of it, the tension that is inside of you, yes?”
“Oh, uh…”
“Yes, excellent, good, very good,” Johan said. “You will do.” He stroked Duncan’s dick, the waves of pleasure his hand sent up Duncan’s spine distracted him enough that all he could do was sputter and mumble.
“Hm, oh, I see. Okay then, well, I uh… Okay, I see… Ah-hah, ah… Okay, well, that is, oh…” Duncan threw his head back. He couldn’t watch. He knew what was coming and he didn’t want to stop it — but even if he didn’t much like it, he definitely didn’t want to see it.
Johan’s huge body didn’t prevent him from being quick and graceful as he climbed up onto the massage table. He gripped the sides of it with his feet like a chimpanzee, barely fitting his hulking body atop the massage table, which didn’t seem strong enough to support two huge men.
But the massage table did hold.
“Oh god…” Duncan turned his head to the side so he didn’t have to see.
Johan sank down on his cock. Duncan sighed and Johan twitched as Duncan’s cock slipped into his tight ass. Johan stopped moving with his plump butt atop Duncan’s manhood. He took a deep breath and held it, closing his eyes. He groaned and ground his hips from side to side, moving his ass over Duncan’s cock.
“You are good, yes, okay?” Johan said. He leaned forward and massaged the meat of Duncan’s pecs. Duncan wasn’t used to being manhandled by someone so strong; it felt almost violent and painful, the way Johan rubbed his skin, like he wanted to rub Duncan’s pecs all the way off and get access to his innards that way. Duncan bristled and lifted his head up.
Duncan kept his hands up. He fleetingly touched Johan’s back, but it felt too real to touch his spasming muscles now. His shoulders were so firm, his back toned. Duncan wanted to look away, but there was nowhere else to look in the tiny massage room. He wondered if he could feel his own cock through Johan’s body, when his hands briefly touched Johan’s ass. Definitely not, he decided, since Johan was such a huge thickbody. A thin, delicate woman, maybe? Or one of those fey Asian men.
Oh how Duncan wished one of those Asian men might have come on to him. He would have refused that. It was ironic because, if he had given in and cornholed one of the Asian men, he would have felt more comfortable with it. But his more comfortable feelings also would have meant he just said no. It would be easy to say no to some minicing Asian man who probably weighed like a hundred and ten pounds.
Johan, however, had surprised him. Now Duncan wanted to keep going more than anything and could do little more than keep his hands above his head, watching his dick slide haltingly into Johan’s broad ass. Johan struggled and bit his lip as he lowered himself. He used his thighs to control his descent, making it slow and even, inch by inch. Duncan watched his cock disappear like he was being led to his own execution, which felt good for some strange morbid reason.
He tried to close his eyes, thinking it would be easier if he didn’t have to watch himself cornhole a man, but that was not easier. At least watching, he could watch Johan’s back writhing, and he could see that his cock was safe.
“Oh god, oh, god, oh god, yeah, yeah!” Duncan grimaced. He was definitely not gonna tell anyone he knew that he had done this.
All of a sudden Duncan recalled that a lot of roughnecks came to this massage parlor. Some of them surely knew Johan. Some of them probably got jacked off by Johan in precisely this way, he realized. That was disconcerting. Maybe they all knew this was going to happen and were laughing about it.
Or maybe Johan didn’t normally do this. Maybe they’d all call Duncan a freak if they knew.
“Your knee is feeling much better in your leg, yes, no?” Johan asked when his ass was all the way down on Duncan’s cock. He acted like that hardly mattered, like he hadn’t struggled to take it all. He rocked back and forth on Duncan’s cock as he leaned forward and rubbed Duncan’s knee again. “Does it have healing?”
His accent was not too hard to understand, but it was hard enough that Duncan had to stop and concentrate. He nodded and bit his lip. He couldn’t tear his eyes away from his cock. “Uh-huh.”
“Good, that is for excellency. That is healing, I am certain,” he said. “Do you have access to sauna?”
“Uh-huh.” Duncan didn’t really listen to the question. There was, of course, no sauna back at the garage at Screw Tight Auto Repair, but there was a shared showering area and next to it a little showering nook — technically it was the women’s shower, but there were no women, so it was mainly unused — that was sometimes adapted into a sauna. The vents were closed or blocked, and the showerheads were turned on, with all but one on the hottest possible setting. The men sat in there, naked in the dark since the fluorescent lightbulbs had never been replaced and no longer worked. The five hot showerheads and one cold one combined to fill the room with steam. Duncan and his friends would sit there and drink beer (kept cold in a cooler just outside the shower). He enjoyed that, in large part because he got the comfort of nudity without having to see or be seen due to the darkness.
“You should have use for sauna. It is Swedish, and it is very good for Swedes. It will enact many benefits for your knee,” Johan said.
“Ah. Okay.” Duncan sharply inhaled. He could not even think about his knee right now. His heart was about to pound out of his chest, and he wanted more than anything for Johan to move. But the giant Swede just stayed still with his ass full of Duncan’s cock. It squeezed and sent spasms of pleasure to wrack Duncan’s body, and Duncan sucked in his breath.
“The steam is doing much good, it is certain, for sure,” Johan said. “You can also do steam bath. That is a thing, yes, it is, right?”
“Uh-huh. Yep,” Duncan said. He had no idea what a steam bath was. His voice wavered and broke, which it continued doing even as he stopped talking and it was just his breathing that wavered and broke like a little boy’s voice.
“Excellent, it will do much to promote your healing, yes,” Johan said. “You will cum in me now.”
He took a deep breath and lifted his ass, at last moving it atop Duncan’s cock. Duncan gasped. Johan seemed practiced and proficient at this position, though it seemed very awkward for Duncan. Johan gripped the edges of the massage table with his toes and used his feet for leverage. He lifted himself almost all the way up off Duncan’s cock, so Duncan saw his entire pulsating, veiny shaft, then Johan lowered himself all the way back down.
When he planted himself on Duncan’s dick, it sent a wave of pleasure up Duncan’s spine. It was uncontrollably intense, mind-melting, and it made Duncan moan like no woman had ever caused — he was normally so shy and reserved during sex he barely made a peep.
But this was already so incredible and stressful that he could do nothing more than submit to it. He certainly couldn’t filter his reactions or feel shyness. He just submitted to the almighty power of Johan’s tight ass.
The orgasm that erupted within him was so powerful he thought his shaking would break the table. Duncan fully expected to plummet to the floor with that giant Swede on top of him — would that shatter my pelvis? He tried not to rock the table too much, but the feelings flowing through him were too potent not to move and shake.
“Oh god, yes!” Duncan screamed, the first time he had ever done anything more than grunt when he came.
An orgasm ripped through his body, as Johan did the same, spraying his wad onto the floor of his massage room. Duncan spurted his cum into Johan’s tight ass, sending jet after jet of his juices up inside Johan. Some of it ran right back down Duncan’s shaft, coating his manhood in it and soaking his pubic hair.
Johan sighed. Duncan grunted and gasped, feeling a mixture of relief, fear and pleasure. His hands gripped Johan’s ass again, despite his misgivings, and his fingers tightened into claws that held onto him tightly. Duncan gulped and bit his tongue as the last aftershocks of his orgasm wracked his body.
At last he was done. Duncan’s limbs fell limp, arms dangling off the sides of the massage table. Johan slowly, awkwardly lifted himself off Duncan’s cock. When his ass finally plopped off, both men sighed grandly. Intense relief flooded Duncan. His dick was painfully sensitive at first, and the cold air made him gasp again.
“You are very good, you are nice man,” Johan said. He stretched his legs and his arms. He smiled broadly. He pulled his long blond hair back.
“Uh-huh.”
He grabbed some tissues from the box on his counter. He wiped off Duncan’s cock and his own ass. Then he helped Duncan up. “You are complete now. You can be going. I will massage you again in two weeks, yes?”
“Uh… Yeah,” Duncan said. Once more, his mind told him to never return here again. His body wasn’t sure it could wait two whole weeks.
“Your insurance will cover two massages every time every month, every two weeks is appropriate, yes?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Excellent, good. I will do your dick too. It is good for you. Come back to see me,” he said.
“Oh, okay,” Duncan said as he hurriedly put his clothes back on.
Johan placed one thick, meaty hand on Duncan’s shoulder while Duncan laced up his heavy workboots. Duncan bristled but didn’t make him move. He just grabbed his shirt — it felt too confrontational to put it on while Johan caressed his bare back — and stood.
“Uh, thanks,” Duncan said. He turned around and walked out, shirt in hand. He could feel Johan’s eyes watching his ass shake in his faded dirt-caked jeans.
It was only as he walked out into the bright light of a warm summer day that Duncan knew what his decision was: yes. He’d spend the next two weeks listing all the reasons he shouldn’t come back. He was so focused on that he didn’t even notice how good his knee felt.
But at the end of it all, at the end of that last, was the only factor that really mattered: Duncan really wanted to do it again. He couldn’t wait to come back. Just so long as he didn’t have to tell anyone about it.

The Champion of Diversity

When Avery has to go in for a diversity class, he didn’t think he’d be sharing it with an alpha male soccer jock. But Pierce Rippence doesn’t understand the difference between a Christmas party and a holiday party, meaning he’s in the same diversity class as Avery, leading to a hardcore conclusion bursting with man-on-man diversity-respecting action!

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Avery couldn’t decide if it was good or bad that he was the only person in the classroom. He had assumed there would be others. That was rather implied by the word “class”, after all. Otherwise, wasn’t it technically a “session”? That’s what he would have called it.
Regardless, Avery had to spend his whole Saturday learning about diversity in order to return to campus after Christmas break (or rather, “Winter Break”, as the school sternly insisted it was called). All this started because of a dumb joke he made about Puerto Rican men being argumentative.
At Goldendale Hills University, making a joke was a serious offense. Avery was hauled before a tribunal that cast judgement on him with all the fury of an angry cat lady, and he was sentenced to an entire Saturday of diversity training. An argumentative Puerto Rican might have felt stigmatized, the Vice-Dean of Student Inclusion and Indigenous Ways of Knowing had said, speaking so seriously that Avery had to hold back a laugh. Even now he giggled thinking about it.
In the classroom was just Avery and the instructor, a perky young chowder-white woman with a big smile and empty eyes. She kept staring at Avery as though he was a flower of infinite beauty unfolding with the wisdom of the ancients. Avery pretended not to notice. He wasn’t sure what facial expression he was supposed to use: chagrined, annoyed, bored, racist, ashamed, unrepentant? Nothing seemed quite right.
Finally she cleared her throat. “Okay, well, I guess you’re the only one this week. Welcome to Diversity Awareness, Acknowledgement of Harms in as to and regarding Inclusion, Surveying Inappopriate Attitudes and Combatting Social Ills, -Phobias and Intersectional Bigotries. Hot dog, that’s a mouthful!” she said that with the cadence of a joke and waited for laughter, seemingly unaware that her audience was only one or that that wasn’t a joke. Or was it? Then she laughed out loud, very loud, like she was competing with other laughers and needed to win. Avery looked around the classroom. No one was here. Had she made a joke? “My name is Margaret Sole, and today we’re going to explore what it means to be aware, diverse and inclusive. Just the two of us. That’s wonderful. That’ll really give us a chance to get into the nitty-gritty of it all.”
Avery nodded. Margaret looked at him like she was expecting a response, so he supported his head in his hands and said, “Hmm…”
“That’s right, thanks so much for that,” Margaret said. Again, her plastic cheer came across like it was aimed at some invisible supporter in the room. Avery looked around to see who she could be responding to. She didn’t have an earpiece in, and there was nobody Zooming in on a laptop or anything like that.
She cocked her head to the side. “And what’s your name?”
“Avery Flowers.”
“Avery, that’s fantastic, really it is, I love that name,” she said. She ticked a box on her clipboard with a flourish, like she really wanted someone to be impressed with the skill she used to tick off Avery’s attendance. “I love names, I really do.”
Who loves names?! Avery tried not to look disgusted at that. What does it even mean to love names?! How boring does someone have to be before that seems like a viable way to seem more interesting?
The door opened, and a frat boy walked in. He was short and athletic, and with a high-energy sort of machismo like he was making up for being short, and he must play some kind of running-based sport — maybe track and field — because his legs were like the legs of a racehorse stallion ten times his size, he could support a barge on those things. Despite that, he had the casual vibe of a hackeysack-enthused stoner, along with deep dimples and a smarmy grin. Avery instantly thought he was handsome, but he could tell that Margaret was turned off — he had that trying-too-hard charm that came from having always been the most popular, outgoing guy around. Avery wanted to taste his dick right away, while Margaret, he assumed, wanted to nothing more than to avoid getting hit on.
He was on the GHU soccer team, as it turned out. Avery didn’t follow soccer or he would have recognized him. He was well-known on campus and even off it.
That explained the calves too. The young man had legs like cannons.
“Yo, hey, ma’am, how you doin’?” He smacked his lips as though he might hit on Margaret. “I’m Pierce Rippence.” He flashed her a dimpled grin. “Hmmm… You’re a good teacher, miss, I can already tell.” He nodded hello at Avery and sat right next to him. He sat perfectly still, miming as an ‘attentive student’ for her benefit. He looked up at her with the rapturous eyes of a toddler watching his favorite teacher.
“Okay, well, thank you, Pierce,” the teacher said. “You missed my beginning spiel, it’s so important, so I’m going to go over it again.”
Avery didn’t understand that, because she hadn’t yet said any spiel or anything really. All she’d said was the name of the course and that she likes names.
But he didn’t want to say anything that might result in this class being any longer than it was, so he let Margaret repeat her “spiel”, which turned out to be the name of the class. She again said, “Hot dog, that’s a mouthful!” afterwards and again seemed to think that was a joke. She again waited for someone to respond as though it was a joke, then laughed like someone had done so. This time, Pierce looked around the room in search of someone who could explain what was amusing about all of this.
At least she didn’t re-explain that she liked names. Pierce remained forever ignorant of that fact about Margaret Sole.
Her “spiel” thankfully complete, Margaret began a whole new spiel. “Today we’re going to really come to understand what diversity and tolerance are. First off, can we talk a bit about what brought you both here to us today?”
Avery kind of zoned out then. He listened to Pierce’s explain his faux pas that led to this punishment — he had disobeyed the student government by promoting a campus party as a “Christmas party” instead of a “Winter Party”. Avery explained his dumb Puerto Rican joke, which didn’t even make sense out of context. Pierce didn’t respond, but about two minutes later he busted out laughing, turned around and said, “hey, I just got that, bro. Hilarious shit!”
The teacher frowned, her first unenthusiastic expression. “No, no, no, that was not ‘hilarious shit’. It was highly offensive to Puerto Ricans, especially those who are not argumentative. Personality traits are a highly racialized issue-“
“Uh, Miss? The Vice-Dean said it was offensive to argumentative Puerto Ricans. You say it’s offensive to non-argumentative Puerto Ricans,” Avery said.
“Yes, well…! Twice as bad then,” Margaret said.
Once the class got underway, Avery sat as quietly as possible, and he answered every question he could with whatever Margaret was looking for. While it was obvious Avery wasn’t taking this seriously, Pierce was luckily even more silly, so Avery seemed less problematic by comparison. He even filled out the “test” at the end with all of the blatantly correct answers. Pierce made a game of getting several wrong and making her explain obvious answers, like he insisted that Sri Lanka was a fictional place, like Xanadu or El Dorado, until she got out a map and showed him.
“It doesn’t sound like a real country,” Pierce said. “It sounds ridiculous. Sri Lanka.”
Avery tried very hard not to laugh. “I think I heard that too, Margaret. Like people used to think it was real-“
“It’s definitely real. It’s on the map.”
“I saw a map of Middle-Earth. Is that real?” Avery asked.
“Yep!” Pierce said. “Middle Earth is the equator. The equator is in the middle of Earth.”
“No. No, that’s made up, that’s-“
“The middle of Earth is a core of molten hot magma,” Avery said.
“Sri Lanka is definitely real,” she said. “So many people with racialized identities struggle with the validity of their homelands. It’s so important to treat these issues with respect-“
“That’s why I support the Republican Party,” Avery said. “Only the Republicans promise to fight against validity.”
“No, validity is a good thing — that’s — that’s not how-“
“My mom had validity once,” Pierce said. A smile flickered over his face. “It got real bad.”
Avery reached over to Pierce’s desk and gave his hand a supportive squeeze. “I’m so sorry, that’s awful.”
“I think you two are being silly now,” Margaret said. “There are students in this very school from Sri Lanka.”
“Name three.”
She paused and cocked her head to the side. Then she said, “No, that’s, that’s… that’s tokenism.” She shook her head, making her blue-dyed asymmetrical haircut tremble. “And that’s bad.” She sighed deeply, then took some forms off the stack of papers attached to her clipboard. “Since you both completed the course, I’m going to give you a certificate declaring you a Champion of Diversity-“
“Yes! A certificate?!” Pierce pounded on his desk with a big grin on his face. “My niggas are gonna be so jealous-“
“No, Pierce-!”
Avery laughed harder than he had ever laughed at anything. It was a double-edged sword, because when Avery and Pierce had stopped laughing at Margaret’s relentless sputtering, they then had to sit through a supplemental course in “n-word” use. Avery very nearly refused. He’d completed the course he’d been ordered to, but he figured she would just take away his next Saturday if he raised a fuss over it. Pierce seemed to reach a similar conclusion, and he too sat through it.
This time, neither of them made jokes. Pierce must have regretted prolonging this. Still, that laugh was worth it. Avery had to hold back snickers when he thought about it.
Finally, at the end of the afternoon, after six and a half hours of training, Margaret signed both Champion of Diversity certificates and told Pierce and Avery they needed to turn it into the Student Life Center in order to lift their suspensions. Avery wanted to point out that he wasn’t allowed in the Student Life Center while suspended, meaning he couldn’t turn in the certificate without violating his suspension.
But pointing that out would only drag this out even longer, so Avery kept his objections quiet.
At last it was all over, and Avery walked out of there with his certificate of completion. Pierce did too, though Avery could tell that more jokes thrummed beneath the surface. If he didn’t have a frat party to get to tonight, he would have continued teasing Margaret.
“Hey, can I show you something?” Avery asked when they left the classroom. Margaret stayed in there as though she had clean-up to do, though nothing had happened that would require a clean-up. Avery and Pierce headed towards the front of the building. “Come on, you’ll like it.”
Pierce shrugged. He followed Avery down the stairs and into the building’s basement, where Avery knew very well there was a storage area that the janitors rarely visited. This building was entirely unused on weekends (aside from the diversity classes, apparently), so the basement was a dingy empty maze of corridors beset by the constant hum of a weary old air conditioner.
“Man, that lady was crazy, bro. Did you hear her talking about Abijorins? What the fuck was that?”
“Yeah, she was reading a thing about Australian Aborigines I think, they’re real people,” Avery said.
“Oh, yeah, I’ve heard of Aborigines! There’s no such thing as Abijorins?”
“I don’t think so,” Avery said. “I don’t think she was very smart.”
“Of course not, bro. If she was smart, she’d have a better job,” Pierce said.
“I’m pretty sure she’s a diversity volunteer.”
Pierce stopped short. He screwed up his eyebrows. “Damn, bro. A volunteer?!”
“I know, shit’s fucked up,” Avery said. He opened the door to a supply closet. It was big and mostly empty — the only thing stored here was folding chairs, hundreds of them in long rows. Pierce looked around as though he might see something exciting, and he frowned.
“Why’d you bring me here?”
“I wanted to see if you were horny,” Avery said. He sunk to his knees. “Because you should know I can jerk you off better than any female. You looked horny in there.”
Pierce chuckled and turned bright red. “Better than a girl? Yeah, right, man.”
“Let me prove it,” Avery said. “I’ll take you out to dinner.”
“Like a date? No way,” Pierce said.
“I’ll give you cash, I just want to-“
Pierce blurted out, “Will you pay for the keg rental this weekend for my frat?”
“A keg? That’s a lot more expensive than one dinner,” Avery said. He pretended to think hard for a long time as he slowly undid Pierce’s belt and lowered his pants. “Fine,” he said. “One keg this weekend. Not Miller Lite though, because I’m coming to the party and I hate Miller Lite.”
“We don’t drink that shit,” Pierce said. “Make it Natty Bo.”
“Seriously? That’s what you drink?” Avery chuckled.
“It’s a Maryland tradition, man!”
“So’s catching crabs from a plus-size stripper. But fine, whatever, Natty Boh it is,” Avery said. He unzipped the fly of Pierce’s pants and reached in to get his dick. It was hot and moist with sweat, and Pierce sucked in his breath like he thought Avery would say no. Avery very nearly did. But he wasn’t gonna let this Saturday be that dull.
Pierce’s cock popped out the fly of his sagging pants, and Avery kissed it on the tip. Pierce closed his eyes and turned his baseball cap around backwards. He wrinkled his nose and spread his legs like he was preparing for a fight. He grumbled to himself as the flavor of his musty cock assaulted Avery’s senses, and Avery ran his tongue up and down the shaft.
“Hmmm… That does feel pretty good, bro,” he said. “But girls are still better-“
“I’m just gettin’ started. You gotta gimme a chance to show you what I can do,” Avery said.
Pierce shrugged and nodded, and he shifted his weight between his feet. As Avery deep-throated the shaft, Pierce let out a nervous little shimmy, and his dick twitched in Avery’s maw. Pierce said, “Hey, do you think that teacher would fuck me?”
Avery rolled his eyes. “No, Pierce. That’s very unlikely,” he said. He began slurping on the shaft, and Pierce gasped. Avery slathered spit up and down Pierce’s cock, his hand gently but firmly squeezing the root. It was long and thick, meaty even before it firmed up, which it did slowly.
“Oh. Shit… I, uh… Oh!” Pierce was about to say something else, but he sucked in his breath and held back a nervous laugh. “Oh, I, uh… You’re like… really… into that…” His dick twitched in Avery’s mouth. “Damn, man… I swear though, that Margaret chick was totally into me. She was groovin’ on me. Did you see how she touched my shoulder when we was doing that role-play, bro?”
Avery took the dick out of his throat long enough to make eye contact with him. “She was roleplaying a gropey boss. She was not into you.” He thwacked Pierce’s cock all over his face.
“Yeah, but like, she was really groping. She was all up on my shoulder,” he said. He pointed ot the part of his shoulder she touched. “I think I should ask her out. Maybe she likes to suck dick, you don’t know. She said sexual expression was one of the whatevers.”
“She also thinks Australia is full of Abijorins, Pierce. If she knew literally anything, she’d have a better way to occupy her time, and if you ask her to suck your dick, you are going to be taking diversity classes until the end of the time,” Avery said. He kept chasing Pierce’s dick with his tongue. “Do not do that.”
“Can I invite her to the party? There’s nothing wrong with going to a party.”
“But she’ll see something offensive at the party, Pierce!”
“Like what?”
“Like any of an infinite number of things! Drunk people kissing. Non-organic food. Ethnic decor. Disrespectful treatment of kitchen magnets. I’m guessing a dog that gets shotguns of kind bud. And what are the chances someone in your frat will call someone else a retard?”
He sighed and nodded reluctantly.
“So don’t do it,” Avery said. He had both hands on Pierce’s fully erect cock now, and it pulsated in his grip. “If you want to get your nut off, call me. But I only pay the first time, so don’t try to make more money off me.”
“Ah, man… I really wanted her to suck my dick,” Pierce said. He let out a long chest-rattling sigh.
“Well I’d feel bad if you end up having to learn about diversity again, Pierce, so I have to advise you against that,,” Avery said. He thwacked Pierce’s erection over his face. It was veiny and firm but not yet precummy. “If you’re done talking, can I get back to your dick?”
“Yeah…” He paused. “Can you get some girl drinks too? Like Smirnoff Ice?”
Avery didn’t answer, he just resumed licked Pierce’s shaft from root to tip. He had a feeling that the more he let Pierce talk, the more Pierce would ask for. Pierce’s dick was hard and throbbing, and once Avery got back to tasting it, salty precum began leaking out. Avery loved playing with that, smearing it over his own face as well as Pierce’s cockshaft. Every time he thwacked Pierce’s dick against his face, Pierce’s whole body jerked like he hadn’t expected it.
Deep-throating it to the root, Avery nuzzled his nose in Pierce’s pubic bush. That made Pierce stand on his toes as his knees weakened, and he sucked in his breath. “Daaamn, man!” he chuckled. “You should give lessons.”
Avery giggled around the cock in his throat, but he didn’t stop. He choked up mouthfuls of spit that ran down Pierce’s shaft and soaked his crotch and his long-hanging balls.
“Man… There’s a Jew in my frat who celebrates Christmas,” Pierce blurted out like he was tattling on a wrongdoer. He looked away, biting his lip.
Avery looked up at him without stopping swallowing Pierce’s dick to the root. He rolled his eyes. Pierce didn’t even look at him. He grabbed Avery’s ears and held on as he drilled his cock in deeper. He seemed to be talking on autopilot now, like he either didn’t notice he was talking or didn’t notice he was sort of fucking Avery’s throat like it was a diversity counselor’s pussy.
“I think he does. I mean he doesn’t complain when we put up a Christmas tree and shit,” Pierce said. His dick pulsated in Avery’s throat. “You know, there’s nothing literally Christian about a Christmas tree, it’s not a Jesus tree. They should make a Hannukah tree. That would solve everything! Why don’t the Jews do that?”
Avery tried to shake his head without stopping, but he didn’t think Pierce realized Avery was saying no. Pierce was totally ignoring Avery now — talking to him, but paying no attention as Avery gulped down his cock by the throatful.
With a gurgling murmur of desire, Pierce’s eyes bugged out as he lightbulbed up an idea, still seemingly unaware of his cock in Avery’s throat or the intense pleasure coursing through his body as a result. “I should do that. I could sell Hannukah trees, man, I’ll make millions. Jews aren’t anti-tree, are they? Are trees kosher?” Pierce said. “And what’s that black people thing? Kwanzaa? Do they have trees? They should have trees too, bro. I’ll tell Margaret that.” He paused. “Hey, wait, bro, I’m gonna nut, you wanna swallow it?”
Avery nodded, a few tears beading up at the corner of his eyes as he struggled to deep-throat him without choking too hard. His hands roamed up and down Pierce’s soccer-toned frame.
“Sweet, cool, brah, girls never wanna swallow,” Pierce said. He closed his eyes and leaned against the wall of the storage area, holding on tightly to Avery’s head. He drilled his dick in and out and finally seemed fully engrossed, not thinking of ways to hit on the diversity woman. He almost looked surprised at his own orgasm, like he had forgotten it was a man and not Margaret on his dick.
Avery’s hands reached up to Pierce’s chest as he came, and Avery could feel his orgasm in the roiling tension in his muscles. Pierce wasn’t bulky, but he was athletic, and his ropy muscles all flexed at once beneath his shirt as his balls crawled up in his sac.
“Damn, brah…”
Pierce threw his head back and moaned. Creamy hot cum shot out and hit the back of Avery’s mouth. It seeped down his gullet and into his belly, and Avery guzzled down every drop. He didn’t want to spill any. Young men always had such a bright and sunshiney flavor to their cum. He swallowed every bit he could, only a few drops spilling out and trickling down to his chin.
A loud throaty moan escaped from Pierce’s throat. His cheeks turned red, and he held onto Avery’s head until his dick was fully limp. Then at last he let go, and his cock popped out. Avery chased it with his tongue as he gasped, because whenever he touched it, Pierce’s whole body shook and he let out another moan.
“Awright, brah, you’re done, okay?” Pierce said. He took a deep breath and put his dick back. “Hey, let’s go reserve that keg now, brah, okay?” He paused. “If my frat brothers ask, will you tell them I did some work for you? Like I cleaned your house or something? Not that, something cool. Like I beat up a dude for you, like some dude tried to rob you and I beat him up.”
“Yeah, fine,” Avery said. “But you gotta let me frot with you. I gotta bust my nut too.”
“Frot?”
“You never heard of that?” Avery blushed and laughed. He pulled down his pants and took his dick out, then he thwacked his hardon against Pierce’s soft, spongy cock. Pierce jumped when he did, like Avery’s cock hurt, which given how firm it was and how sensitive Pierce’s was, it might well have done.
But Avery always enjoyed a good frotting, and Pierce’s blushing anxiety made it even more arousing for him. Pierce kept shifting his weight between his feet, as Avery stroked both cocks together. Pierce’s was so sensitive that it throbbed and his knees kept going weak when Avery touched the tip.
“Oh god, man, shit, shit, you really are into that, bro, huh?” Pierce looked down at his dick like it was betraying him, and he grabbed a row of paper towls he found on a shelf in the supply closet, but he couldn’t clean himself off yet because Avery was spewing precum into his crotch.
His cock pulsating in his grasp, Avery stroked both dicks in both of his hands, then let go with his right hand so he could go back to groping every inch of Pierce’s lithe soccer-toned chest. His torso was much less muscular than his magnificent legs, but Avery still liked the way his pecs rippled when Avery touched them.
Pierce was so embarrassed he looked like he might explode as Avery finally reached his own orgasm, and pleasure exploded up and down Avery’s taut little both. Avery shot his wad into Pierce’s pubes, a vast flow of it that soaked his entire crotch in cream.
Pierce chuckled and laughed, as he raced to dot the jizz up with a wadded up bit of paper towel.
“You should let me swing on your dick again at the party.”
“Man, there’ll be girls there… Maybe that Margaret-“
“No! Do not invite her, Pierce! You will be back in that diversity class next weekend, and I am not gonna jack you off afterwards again,” Avery said. They both headed for the door.
“Fine… I won’t invite her to the stupid Christmas party,” he said.
“Pierce… You have to call it a Winter Party,” Avery said. “We just spent hours learning that.” He patted Pierce on the ass. “It’s a good thing you’re handsome, sweetie, because you are dumb.”
“That’s what my mom says…”
Avery laughed as they walked out of the building. He had a car and enough money he could put a deposit down on a keg without checking an ATM first, which, as far as Pierce was concerned, made Avery wealthy. He was impressed. Avery didn’t disabuse him of that notion, he just headed home to get ready to go to this frat party.

she got tits like liquid polar bears in sacs of milk and honey

the women here was the kinda sturdy, trashy bitch who prolly got names like Wilma or Sparkplug.

Steel do love spending time with ladies. Not just white women neither, but tonight, Steel want a white lady. A white lady with a name like Courtney or Beth. She’d prolly taste like a sunrise. Steel was imagineering a hypothetical Courtney when he opened the door to the rollicking bar.
Turned out the women was all drunk. Steel realized that the moment he stepped in and saw ’em flopping, jiggling they stuff, guzzling, straight-up guzzling beer and bourbon and all kinda tasty beverages. No doubt quenching they thirsts! No doubt! Rum! He was still picturing a pretty Courtney who was like a college student, maybe in nursing college, that’d be hot, with a nice face and clean hair, prolly wearing like a miniskirt or something, you know how white bitches do! That weren’t the kinda white women in Lipsweet though. The Jagged Right was a biker gang, so the women here was the kinda sturdy, trashy bitch who prolly got names like Wilma or Sparkplug.
That one honky, the one who took the beer Steel ain’t drink, he seemed to think Steel only wanted liquor and went off to get him a shotta bourbon, but then he got drunkenly distracted cuz one the white bitches — prolly a Wilma — took her top off, and she got tits like liquid polar bears in sacs of milk and honey, shit, got that honky tripping. Steel too.

From Winston Steel & the White Man