Thumper ain’t know what GPS was, but he sensed Rico did, so he said okay. It turned out GPS was the lady who read out directions on the phone.
You know you can replace that lady with like Denzel Washington or some shit? Only black females they got was Oprah Winfrey and some British bitch who the internet said won fourth place in a bake-off. But Thumper accidentally made it Hilary Clinton and couldn’t put it back, so he was glad to not use GPS. He could look where the car was going.
A nigga oughta use his eyes to see. That’s in the Bible, look it up!
Rico pouted though when he hadta follow the directions Thumper read out to him. Rico was young. He need Hilary Clinton saying “turn left here” and “go straight through this intersection”, shit, Rico need a nigga to hold his hand every step of the way. Young folks is like that now! Not just niggas neither, whiteboys too, and Thumper seen a Asian retard at the store — even Asians got retards now! Wouldn’t a-happened before!
