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Like cantaloupes, they was, big ripe juicy cantaloupes

The nurse got a sweet face and big bosoms stretching the fabric of her uniform top.

The nurse got a sweet face and big bosoms stretching the fabric of her uniform top. E’erybody stayed talking heavy with a hotness ’bout the sultry Nurse Hilary. Buck ain’t seed her till now. Now, Buck liketa burst outta the briefs she had him strip to. She smiled up at him.
Buck was feeling oafy and big, so’s his burnished cheeks turnt burgundy. She mighta said sump’in else, but all Buck could think ’bout was her bosoms.
Like cantaloupes, they was, big ripe juicy cantaloupes.

From Buck the Conservative

Jeb ain’t never seen a woman’s thighs go up that high

Pretty ladies with dark hair and flashing smiles, bare shoulders that left little to the imagination…

There was three right there near the port, pretty ladies with dark hair and flashing smiles, bare shoulders that left little to the imagination. Jeb’s eyes opened wide at the one of them, the short one, with a blouse that showed off her cleavage’s curves and a short skirt that revealed her creamy thighs.
Jeb ain’t never seen a woman’s thighs go up that high.

From Jeb the Farmboy

Like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows

She had that dumpy, put-upon look, haggard and stridently frazzled, with limp hair and a saggy body like an overflowing cauldron of tits.

Delores Ann McCafferty was a middle-aged woman who looked like a nurse — she had that dumpy, put-upon look, haggard and stridently frazzled, with limp hair and a saggy body like an overflowing cauldron of tits. She wore a Mickey Mouse tee shirt that was much too small for her expansive frame, so her flesh oozed out like excess cake batter, and she smelled. Avery could tell before he even got out of Steel’s jeep that she smelled.
She was in the same AA group as Avery and Steel, and, according to Steel, Delores was “hot to squat on a nigga cock” and was willing to “get dicked down by any man if it helps him quit the sauce, even a white man”.
Also, Steel said she “got pussy you could get swallowed up by, like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows”.

From Avery’s Adventures in Interracial Manhood

She be out flippin’ her pussy at any man with dollahs to spare!

This bitch would fall in love wit’ me if we met, and you know I would put it to her good. She look like she know things, you get me.

“This bitch would fall in love wit’ me if we met, and you know I would put it to her good. She look like she know things, you get me, you can feel it coming outta her,” Lem said vociferously. Despite that, he didn’t even show the magazine to them, he just kept talking about the woman in it. He seemed to have forgotten that he started talking about her to compare her to the prostitute at the brothel in town where the roughnecks got leave but now was talking about her in her own right. “I wouldn’t settle down wit’ her though. She don’t look like a one-man kinda woman, bet on it. She be out flippin’ her pussy at any man with dollahs to spare! Believe that!”

From Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!

The spot where her woman-parts turned into creamy thigh

Her skirt stopped a possum-tongue above the spot where her woman-parts turned into creamy thigh.

Her breasts was half-bared, her skirt stopping a possum-tongue above the spot where her woman-parts turned into creamy thigh. She totteringly balanced a tray of drinks in one hand.

From Zeke the Cowboy

Dripping, tripping and flipping

A woman oughta agree to a threesome if she’s the hot one in it.

His manhood firmed up quick cuzza all the girlies he saw at the party. Courtney was the prettiest, but there was dozens of ’em, and Thumper woulda dicked down each and every one. ‘Specially the fat lightskin one with a pimple on her neck. Thumper would get that bitch dripping, tripping and flipping. Maybe Courtney would have a threesome with her? A woman oughta agree to a threesome if she’s the hot one in it.

From Thumper on Parole

Her pussy taste like chicken piccata, nigga

I found anothuh white bitch insidea that white bitch. Got ’em both suckin’ my dick.


“Bill, man, you should see this white lady I bin fucking. Her pussy taste like chicken piccata, nigga, she filled me up!” Thumper said, stone-facing the shocked look on Bill’s face. “She got a throat deeper than you evuh thought possible, nigga, I was explorin’ her mouth for like a hour. Found all kinda shit down there. I found anothuh white bitch insidea that white bitch. Got ’em both suckin’ my dick. Shit was crazy.”

From Thumper on Parole

Assumptin’ she hot as can be, suh.

Puerto Rican bitches ain’t in the Bible.

Thumper clasped Steel on the back. “We gots a debate goin’. Does gettin’ head from yo’ female constipate sin?Assumptin’ she hot as can be, suh. Nice tits.”
Steel nodded. “I say it’s a sin, but Thumper think blowjobs ain’t mentioned in the Bible.”
“Nah, if she got nice tits, it’s okay,” Thumper said.
Officer Drybones nodded. “Oh, no, no, that — oral sex, I mean — it constitutes sin. It’s fornication.” He ain’t notice the niggas carrying in boxes of contraband behind him. “God does command us to maintain our bodily integrity against the forces of spiritual corruption.”
“What if she Puerto Rican, does that count?”
“Nah, Puerto Rican bitches ain’t in the Bible,” Thumper said. He smacked one hand on the palm of the other. “I done read the whole thing.”

From Thumper on Parole