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Young men are drowning in a male-strum of toxic cities

He done share prison cells with lotta handsome young things like Rico, with tasteful muscles and cute tattoos and a tight ass you could bounce a kitten off of.

Rico frowned at Thumper like he ain’t wanna explain that none his niggas got a couch for him to sleep on. Rico do be frowning! Young niggas was like that these days. A steamy-green bitch on the news said young men was “drowning in a male-strum of toxic cities”. That sounds bad, Thumper feel sorry for ’em. Rico scoffed like he was too handsome to drown in a male-strum.
Thumper returned to the ramshackle shack with a pizza and a willingness to share it with that Rico nigga. Even the free pizza ain’t turn Rico’s frown upside-down, as he bin calling his niggas all day. He bin calling the niggas of his niggas in the hunt for a couch to sleep on.

You see, his girlfriend done left him. Rico told a long, frown-filled story about how she was a touchy bitch, and she don’t want him now that he got arrested dealing coke. She only dated him cuz he got cocaine and stacks of dollars in his pockets. A pocket-empty nigga is a bitchless nigga. His mama done kick him out for bringing shame and frowns upon the family domicile, plus Rico got a stepdad who don’t like him none. Guess stepdad don’t find frowny niggas with dimples and shiny skin as arousing as Thumper do.
Thumper find ’em plenty arousing indeed! He done share prison cells with lotta handsome young things like Rico, with tasteful muscles and cute tattoos and a tight ass you could bounce a kitten off of.

From The Ex-Con, the Prettyboy Thug and Gang Loyalty

Old ladies is oown this Earth to dis’pprove

“Her mama ain’t nevuh gunna like nuffin’. That’s how women is, dummy. Old ladies is oown this Earth to dis’pprove.”

“Her mama ain’t nevuh gunna like nuffin’. That’s how women is, dummy. Old ladies is oown this Earth to dis’pprove.”

From Tyrell the Mandingo

Authority was a double-edged sword

If word got out that nobody was protecting this beach, they would all come do and do the same thing. This area’d be crawling with gropers and rapists. None of the women’d be safe.

If word got out that nobody was protecting this beach, they would all come do and do the same thing. This area’d be crawling with gropers and rapists. None of the women’d be safe.
Dale had the same concern as Poahi — everybody at the beach expected Dale to do something. Authority was a double-edged sword: perks in good times, obligations in bad.

From Poahi the Lackey

Big Eddie’s shoulders were soaked in sweat and splattered in grease

American barbecue tasted wrong if cooked by a clean man or any kind of woman.

Big Eddie’s shoulders were soaked in sweat and splattered in grease, his armpits dense with coarse black hairs that seemed ready to — “fittin’ to” — burst out like an untended garden. His arm muscles were massive and both fleshy and firm, and his thigh were as thick as trees. It seemed hardly sanitary for such a man to prepare victuals, but American barbecue tasted wrong if cooked by a clean man or any kind of woman.

From Sasha & the Filthy Alphas of Texas

A peremptory conception of so-called manhood

T’was Buck’s turn to snort like a jaded pony and make a masturbatory hand gesture.

T’was Buck’s turn to snort like a jaded pony and make a masturbatory hand gesture, which combined to signify his belief in the mutability of socially constructed roles qua the fulfillment of incumbent sociocultural systems and functions, strength and dominance as determiners per se of masculine hierarchies and the civilizational sine qua non of a peremptory conception of so-called manhood to staunch the onslaught of Leviathan.

From Buck the Dumbass

The bartender was an old lady, not even a proper bartender neither

A man shouldn’t drink in a place with a cartoon mascot, Tyrell thought, eyeing the big-eyed giraffe on the wall.

A man shouldn’t drink in a place with a cartoon mascot, Tyrell thought, eyeing the big-eyed giraffe on the wall.
The bartender was an old lady, not even a proper bartender neither, Tyrell thought.

From Tyrell the Mandingo

Jacking off is only okay if you got hard accidentally and needed to do it to “relieve an erection”

Bill was all about erections — he said a man shouldn’t be guided by lust, and jacking off too much was being guided by lust.

Bill’s hand delicately wrapped around Thumper’s shaft. He ain’t stroke it, he just held it light as a egg, and Thumper slowly rubbed his dick back and forth to hump his hand.
Bill gulped and closed his eyes, then he stepped away from Thumper. “No. You’re not… you don’t have a complete erection, so…”
Bill was all about erections — he said a man shouldn’t be guided by lust, and jacking off too much was being guided by lust; “too much”, he said, meant getting yourself hard deliberately. Jacking off was only okay if you got hard accidentally and needed to do it to “relieve an erection”.
Mormons is crazy, yo.

From Thumper on Parole

Kareem should just get tougher, if his bootyhole hurts too bad

A real man handled his shit and ain’t avoid a fight from a bigger man, Buck do say. He knew that was easy for him to say, as he was the bigger man in every interaction. But still, a man shouldn’t run.

Buck had no idea that Kareem was avoiding him and Lem — if he knew, he’d have told Kareem that was a rank pussy move.
A real man handled his shit and ain’t avoid a fight from a bigger man, Buck do say.
He knew that was easy for him to say, as he was the bigger man in every interaction. But still, a man shouldn’t run. Kareem should just get tougher, if his bootyhole hurts too bad.

From Buck the Roughneck

She won’t get less played-out over time

A man shouldn’t tear up over a female, not even his daughter. What kinda bullshit is that?

Davon shrugged, chuckled quietly to himself and puffed on his blunt. “She busy. She don’t got time for no daddy.”
The man sniffled like he was crying. What a fuckin’ pansy, Davon thought but ain’t say. He blew weed smoke in the man’s face. A man shouldn’t tear up over a female, not even his daughter. What kinda bullshit is that? If Davon had a daughter, he wouldn’t let her get gangbanged by niggas. Once she did though… ain’t no point in worrying about it. What’s done is done. Let her get on with her heroin and her played-out snatch. She won’t get less played-out over time.

From Omar the Muslim

Mr. Gregarian said that was how he wanted his boys raised

Mr. Gregarian only wanted his daughter Miriam to live up to the expectations of Armenian Orthodox Christianity. He wanted his sons to pretend to.

Mr. Gregarian wanted his children to go to church, to follow the priest’s diktats, to live up to scripture. That meant no premarital sex or even kissing. Mr. Gregarian said that was how he wanted his boys raised. But Simon’s older brother Haykh had been fucking women since high school.
A man should fuck women before marriage. He should feel bad about it, he should keep it from his parents, he should hide it from polite society, but he should be too amative to resist. That was a proper man. Mr. Gregarian only wanted his daughter Miriam to live up to the expectations of Armenian Orthodox Christianity. He wanted his sons to pretend to.

From Rocky the Bouncer