They watched American Ninja Warrior and made a drinking game outta the hoohahs falling down. Muscley chicks got Thumper going too. There was this thick-ass straightlane female with weeks of booty to belove, bitch looked like she could rape a horse, and Thumper wanna be that horse. Other two preferred other chicks — Deon liked this skinny blonde chowder-white with triangle hips, shit, Thumper ain’t know how a nigga could love a bony bitch like that, if you ever ate her pussy, she’d poke your eyes out. Jaekwel preferred some sunnyskin female who’s delicate and dreary and’d prolly fall apart like jenga if she ever took a nigga dick, certainly if she ever took Thumper’s. But Jaekwel was a sensitive kinda nigga. He prolly lay up all night listening to his girlies gab. That Asian female tripped about ten seconds in, and Deon’s chowder-white made it nearly to the end, but she fell off the grabby thing. Thumper’s preferrated straightlane bitch qualified, all the way to the end, and damn her tits was plumping when she pressed the buzzer. Thumper took that to mean he was right and them other two was wrong.
From Thumper the Mover