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• A lightskin badonkadonk
  Thumper seen niggas on fire less freaked out than she was, and her pussy snapped shut like a shy clam.
• Assumptin’ she hot as can be, suh.
  Puerto Rican bitches ain’t in the Bible.
• Bits of tits!
  Most ’em was spilling bits of tits outta those stringy things.
• Dripping, tripping and flipping
  A woman oughta agree to a threesome if she’s the hot one in it.
• Her pussy taste like chicken piccata, nigga
  I found anothuh white bitch insidea that white bitch. Got ’em both suckin’ my dick.
• Her tits was plumping when she pressed the buzzer
  This thick-ass straightlane female with weeks of booty to belove, bitch looked like she could rape a horse, and Thumper wanna be that horse.
• I got a good fifteen, twenty puhcent left to snack on.
  Old lady pussy take awhile to get wet, but I got it goin’, got it goin’ good. Got her purrin’ like a mash potatuh, nigga.
• It smelled like a old library
  It was plump and wide but not loose and it went on and on just right. It smelled like a old library.
• It’s called the interthigh void.
  Your thigh gap is, like, humiliating. What, are you smuggling rugby players?
• Jeb ain’t never seen a woman’s thighs go up that high
  Pretty ladies with dark hair and flashing smiles, bare shoulders that left little to the imagination…
• Like a paira UFOs done land on her boobs.
  Thumper love a nipply bitch.
• Like cantaloupes, they was, big ripe juicy cantaloupes
  The nurse got a sweet face and big bosoms stretching the fabric of her uniform top.
• Like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows
  She had that dumpy, put-upon look, haggard and stridently frazzled, with limp hair and a saggy body like an overflowing cauldron of tits.
• On the caliber and quality of Australian chicks
  Never give coke to a Australian girl. Australian females was the worst kind of white girl.
• Probably a honeycrisp
  She was pretty hot — tits like those big apples — and she loved to suck dick.
• Proper one too, not a Golden Corral
  She pretty as a pumpkin, suh. Tits like a ol’ country buffet.
• Pussy as loose as free beer
  She had a open-face pussy as loose as free beer and big bouncy titties you just knew she been letting mad niggas suck on.
• She be out flippin’ her pussy at any man with dollahs to spare!
  This bitch would fall in love wit’ me if we met, and you know I would put it to her good. She look like she know things, you get me.
• She danced like she meant it
  Caitlyn Smiles was blonde and tight-assed and loose-titted.
• She do booty, right?
  He mimed eating a very big pot pie with a itty-bitty spoon.
• She gonna be rumbling like a air conditioner
  She was old enough that her pussy must be dry and needful indeed.
• She got enough tautness in her ruddynut butt
  She was a humpty-dumpy older white lady, but she got enough tautness in her still, in her ruddynut butt that Jaekwel would gladly tap.
• She got thighs like you wouldn’t believe
  You couldn’t even tell she done pop out a kid. Tight as tall tales, nigga.
• Soft as saxophone sounds
  Thumper done spent decades in prison, but he knew a pair of naturals when he peeped ’em, and them two, they was naturals.
• The spot where her woman-parts turned into creamy thigh
  Her skirt stopped a possum-tongue above the spot where her woman-parts turned into creamy thigh.
• The thought of her made his dick hard as a brick of bics
  He ain’t gotta work at a stiffy like with that old snatch Ethel.
• They was naturals too, a nigga could tell
  Thumper been in prison cells smaller than them things.
• Thumper be boggling
  She was blonde as a volleyball, tits like wombats.
• Tits is nice nowadays!
  Men gonna be paw-paw yumming all over her in that thing. Thumper snuck peeks at her pair in the mirror. They was jiggling up and down like untrained seals.
• Tits that sag
  I said she got tits that sag like a hump on a dyin’ camel.
• Wigglin’ like a riddle
  She made Thumper’s dick hurt, and her thighs made the hurt worth it.