Category: ‘Books by setting’

By the time they made it onto the streets of Kaskatuk, Alaska, Steel was ready for tits. Still, the first thing he drank in the bar was a ginger ale and rum, heavy on the ginger. Gotta keep the belly well-y! Lem straight-up chugged a drink he called a “five in one”, which was five shots of whiskey in a glass fulla crushed ice.
You know the goddamn bar don’t even have crushed ice? Fuckin’ Kaskatuk, Alaska, is literally covered in gray snow, it’s some real Frozen shit — Elsa could have this nigga dick for real, Steel would let her go to town all over him, he never even paid no attention to that movie cuz he was wondering if Elsa was old enough for him to wanna fuck her — if the town from Frozen had a ghetto, it would be Kaskatuk. If icebergs could get addicted to meth, this is where they’d go after getting kicked outta rehab.
But they “only got ice in cubes”, and apparently crushing technology ain’t make it this far north! Lem’s five in one only got one ice cube in it, so seemably they barely even got ice in cubes. Town’s fuckin’ mayor is a glacier! One ice cube!
Just kidding, the town don’t got a mayor. It got a “representative administrator” instead, cuz the locals was all on their way to or recovering from a suicide attempt. Not a nice town, but Steel did abide.
One those feather-Indian alcoholics came over and drank with Steel and Lem for awhile. He was nice enough but depressing. He made a nigga sleepy like a warm glass of milk and a blowjob from a sad white girl. He eventually offered to jerk ’em off for a bottle of vodka, but Steel and Lem told him to whisk off.
There was plentya hos in Kaskatuk, and before nightfall, Steel and Lem done gone balls-deep in ’em!

From Steel the Roughneck