The kinda music faeries might make if they was smoking crack

Something, Thumper thunk, done gone wrong in music. They oughta just rewind it to thirty-four years ago.

The music — picked by her — made his ears wrinkle. It was a out-of-breath woman huffing like a fat dragon alongside bells and whales and gales of webby twinkles, like the kinda music faeries might make if they was smoking crack. Something, Thumper thunk, done gone wrong in music. They oughta just rewind it to thirty-four years ago.

From Thumper the Booty Bandit