The Sumo Wrestler

Bart is in Japan when he finds himself in a locker room, where he runs into the legendary rikishi (sumo wrestler) Miku Fukumi. Since Bart has always loved big-ass men, Miku is his ideal target, resulting in another incredible adventure of big manhood, big lust and big satisfaction!

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Bart was trying to find Nashimoro Hazumatsu, but he had disappeared in the maze of identical corridors that ran behind the auditorium. Bart knew he was around there somewhere. He didn’t want to come back to America without a contract from Nashimoro, even if he had opposed hiring him in the first place.
The halls were spartan and cold. Bart heard crowds, but he didn’t know where they were. There were signs marking the doors and stairwells, signs in both English and Japanese, but somehow none of them were helpful. The stairwells were literally marked stairs — it wasn’t even possible to be sure they were different staircases, he could have been walking in circles, he wouldn’t know. The other rooms were marked with things like Entrance, Room A and Empty Room. What was the point of labeling something Empty Room, especially when it appeared to be full of cleaning supplies? He stumbled across a door labeled Room 7, and he cursed at this entire country — why would you both number rooms and give them letters? How did Room A and Room 7 relate?
It was infuriating.
Bart didn’t even want to be here. This was not a part of the job that he ever wanted to do. But Debbie Namikki was on maternity leave, and Bart had no choice but to take the trip to Japan in her place.
All this to hire Nashimoro Hazumatsu, a fashion designer who was well-known in Japan for his outrageous designs, his shockingly green hair and his old-fashioned erotic woodcuts.
It was annoying, and it wasn’t even Bart’s plan — a company Bart worked for was supposed to hire Mr. Hazumatsu to design some clothes — Bart did fashion photography for a chain of clothing stores aimed at plus-sized women. He advocated against it at the board meeting. Mr. Hazumatsu was expensive and eccentric and claimed to be a reincarnated dragon and was just generally not someone Bart wanted hanging around the office. But it wasn’t entirely his-
This was a locker room.
Bart shivered as excitement flooded him. He was in a locker room. That wasn’t where he was going or where he thought he’d be, but here he was. Bart had always found locker rooms slightly erotic, or sometimes very erotic, so he spent a moment taking in the empty space redolent of the hustle and bustle of prior activity. It had the soul of industry.
He had gone through a door thinking it was the door he had just come through, and it would lead him back to what he thought was a service hallway, but in fact, it led into a locker room.
Japanese lockers were short and wide, dark blue, with cisterns and wash-basins along every wall — instead of all of them being clustered near the toilets like in an American locker room. It smelled of male bodies and used clothing here.
Bart felt a flood of desire. He hadn’t gotten his rocks off since coming to Japan. Now he couldn’t think about anything else. He wanted to find a man to mess around with here, but he hadn’t yet seen anyone in Japan who lived up to Bart’s expectations.
As an appreciator of the male form, Bart had his preferred physique: thick, rotund, pudgy, fat or even outright obese. He loved them all. Most of the Japanese men he’d seen since coming to this country, however, were skinny. He’d seen a few hefty men, but none who really tickled Bart’s desire.
The search for Mr. Hazumatsu dwindled to the back of Bart’s mind. It seemed unimportant. He was in a locker room, that was the best possible location for finding studly men — many of whom might be thick enough to appeal to Bart.
But no one was here. It smelled like man-sweat, he thought, but no men were here right now.
Then the door opened, and a rikishi walked in — a rikishi is a sumo wrestler — wearing his traditional loincloth and nothing else. That’s what was going on in the building’s auditorium. The people Bart had heard were the wrestlers and trainers, and a small audience. This wasn’t a real tournament, but there was an audience out there, it was sort of the Japanese equivalent of a scrimmage.
The only rikishi to finish his match and come in the locker room right now, however, was Miku Fukumi. Miku had won — the loser of his match stayed out there with his coaches and trainers — and come straight in here. It was improper to gloat, so Miku had done little more than bow and keep a straight face on as he won.
But now that he was alone, he could do a little dance, his hefty body shaking, thickness jiggling, a few beads of sweat dripping onto the locker room floor. A broad smile spread across his face.
He didn’t see Bart, who wasn’t hidden but who was still concealed by a bank of lockers. Bart’s dick instantly stiffened up. Miku wore nothing but the traditional mawashi, the loincloth-like clothing that rikishi wore. Miku wore a white mawashi made of cotton, which was traditional for his rank — sekitori — during training. In a competition, he’d wear a mawashi made of colored silk, but this was only training, so he wore the white cotton mawashi.
He pumped his arms and flexed his bicep like a champion. Then his ears pricked up because he heard Bart.
Not wanting to seem like he was hiding or spying, Bart stepped out from behind the bank of lockers. He had a clipboard in his hand — it had information on the job offer for Mr. Hazumatsu — which Miku interpreted to mean Bart was some sort of inspector. Bart was obviously white, so Miku assumed he was part of some sort of international standards body. Miku’s sumo-league was trying to join the International Sumo Association, so that made sense enough for Miku.
He nodded, shame-faced at having been seen acting prideful. But Bart wasn’t Japanese, so he didn’t worry about it too much — if his trainer had seen it, Miku would have been humiliated. Americans appreciate pride and bravado, even arrogance.
“Hello,” Miku said, his English good but thickly-accented. He’d learned English in school but rarely used it except to follow the dialogue in popular movies and television shows, so he understood it much better than he spoke it.
“Hi,” Bart said. “I’m Bart.” He was taken aback and flustered by Miku’s commanding presence. He was tall and broad-shouldered and thickly built in all the right ways. He had quite dark skin for a Japanese man but was still lighter-skinned than Bart.
Beneath all that padding was a tremendous amount of muscle. Bart could sense it even without touching him. His heart pounded. He could feel the body heat emanating off Miku even from a few yards away, and the folds of his flesh glistened with sweat. Bart was too nervous to speak, he was like a schoolboy talking to his first crush.
“Are you inspectationing this property?” His accent was hard to grasp, especially since Bart was distracted, and he made the word property almost entirely unintelligible (it sounded like bobbity). Bart had to ponder for a few moments to decipher it. Then he still didn’t entirely understand the question.
“I was, uh, looking for Mr. Hazumatsu,” Bart said softly.
“He is watching, in the audience,” Miku said, an annoyed look flickering across his face. He did not like the flamboyant behavior and eccentricity of Mr. Hazumatsu. Men shouldn’t behave that way, he thought, and for men in his own field, sumo, it was entirely unacceptable. But his patronage did help keep the league going, so Miku didn’t complain.
“Oh. Oh, I see…” Bart said. He wanted to suck Miku’s topknot and couldn’t think of anything else. It was adorable, long and slick with the binzuke (wax scented with chamomile) that rikishi used as a hair pomade. It made his hair glisten and stay in the tight topknot, called chonmage, which extended far, and would have gone past his shoulders if he didn’t have the topknot. Bart cleared his throat. “Did you just wrestle?”
Miku nodded. He mumbled, “I must be prepare. I am planning on to meet my girlfriend in the outside, in certain time happening soon.”
“Okay, cool,” Bart said. “I’ll just…” He wasn’t sure what to do — he didn’t want to interrupt Mr. Hazumatsu as he watched a sumo match, that would probably make him less likely to agree to come to America. So Bart would have to wait.
Before Bart could think of anything else, Miku opened up his locker and withdrew his civilian clothes. They were all neatly folded and stacked, and he unstacked them one by one. Then he grabbed a cell phone and glanced at it. He frowned. He pressed a few buttons. Then anger flitted across his face, and he gripped the phone tight as though he wanted to smash it onto the ground. He stopped himself at the last moment and just clutched it hard. He shouted in angry Japanese, which echoed against the locker room ceiling. He howled in either pain or sadness, Bart couldn’t tell which.
“Fucking hell! That stupid bitch!” Miku shouted in Japanese when he could no longer keep it tin, completely forgetting that he had been trying to look proper for the strange American. Miku continued cursing at the text message on his phone.
Bart was taken aback, but glad to have a reason to stay for awhile. When Miku bent over, his asscheeks shifted in waves, dropping out from under his mawashi. With his head near Bart, the smell of his chamomile hair-wax hit Bart’s senses with the strongly floral, almost medicinal smell of the chamomile blossoms.
Miku forced a smile on his face. “I am sorry for my outburst.” He bowed. “It is… my girlfriend, she is… I will not be going to her.” Miku was deflated. He never had sex before a match, or even before training. But now that he was done — and he had won! — he could do it, and he was horny enough to be thinking of little else. He always looked forward to that, to relieving his over-full balls, and she loved it too, or she had always claimed she did. It was like a post-match ritual for them.
But things had been going poorly anyway, and she had said she was going to her sister’s house for awhile. He thought they would patch things up eventually, but then she texted him during the match, when she knew he wouldn’t be available, to say she wouldn’t be coming back from her sister’s and that her brother-in-law was going to come pick up her things at Miku’s house.
So that made it pretty clear she was dumping him. Miku was single again.
“Are you okay?” Bart asked.
“Yes. It is fine.” Miku bowed again, though his face was still ruddy. His post-match tranquility had vanished, and he was suddenly overcome with horniness. He needed a woman. He was owed a woman. He couldn’t think about anything else. The idea of a woman, of relieving the stiffy throbbing in his mawashi, blared like a siren, and Miku was powerless to resist its call.
But he did not show any of these feelings on his face. He looked down at the strange American man who shouldn’t be here.
“I have a proposition for you,” Bart said. He blushed and smiled winsomely. “I’d like you to stick it in me.”
“What?” Miku understood all those words but still wasn’t quite sure he had understood what Bart meant.
“Will you stick it in me? I want to taste your dick, and I want you to get inside me-“
Miku frowned, looking down on Bart, who was short and petite and skinny. “You are a man in gender ways.”
“Yes. That’s correct. Accurately stated, well done, though grammatically lacking,” Bart said. He smiled. “I’ll pay you. I’ll give you ten thousand yen.”
After a long pause, Miku said once again, “What?” He touched his hair, wanting to undo the chonmage since the match was done. But this encounter was weird and offputting and he couldn’t focus on anything but thinking about his girlfriend and his need to alleviate his stiffy tonight or, preferably, right now. He scrutinized Bart to figure out what he said. Miku didn’t want to offend him by misunderstanding his request.
“Twenty thousand yen,” Bart said. He came closer and touched Miku’s chest, just above his belly, where sweat from his chest had collected.
“And for that money, you will expect me to… do penis. With you? Right now.”
“Yes, that’s correct. I want to do penis with you-“
“I do not know how to do that.”
“You don’t need to know. I’ll take care of it. You just have to stand there and do what comes naturally,” Bart said. His fingers caressed Miku’s belly, which was greasy with sweat. His muscles rippled beneath Bart’s touch.
Miku nodded. He still wasn’t entirely sure he understood what was happening, but he needed the money and figured he could always back out later. He didn’t even know if he could get hard without a woman in the room.
“Do you only jack off with wrestlers of sumo?”
Bart shook his head as he slid to his knees. He stuck his tongue out, tracing a long trail over Miku’s belly-folds, slurping out the sweat that collected there. “No. I simply appreciate the physiques of men. Certain physiques, certain men,” Bart said moistly, fluids spilling out of his mouth.
Miku grunted. Bart kissed his dick through the mawashi, and then Miku hurried to take it off — he wasn’t sure if his coach would approve if his mawashi was stained with spit. He might think it disrespectful to the sport.
The mawashi loincloth slid to the ground. The inside of it smelled strongly, and Bart inhaled the scent. He snorted and sniffled, his tongue snaking out and slurping up some of the moisture. He rubbed it all over his face.
He hadn’t intended to do that — he wasn’t an underwear-fetishist — but it smelled so much of fat manhood that he couldn’t help it. He stopped only because Miku looked at him like he was about to leave, and Miku’s dick hung fat and long, dangling, begging Bart to do something to it.
Bart knew he needed to get Miku hard or he might very well back out. Once a guy was erect, however, he’d almost never quit. A hard man was desperate to get a nut off. Bart relied on that principle.
So Bart dropped the mawashi and went right for Miku’s dick. He swallowed it down to the root in one smooth motion, making Miku shake. Bart giggled around the dick in his mouth — he loved making heavy men shake.
His hands reached up to the belly looming overhead. Bart was so tiny he was dwarfed by Miku’s heft, which was like a mountain above him. Miku’s belly obstructed Bart’s view of his head. Bart was buried underneath his fat, his hands kneading whatever belly-flesh he could get ahold of.
A loud chest-rattling sigh escaped from Miku’s lips, as Bart slurped on his with gusto and vigor. He choked up mouthloads of saliva that dripped down Miku’s shaft and into the meaty thickness of his crotch. In no time Miku was hard as iron, his dick throbbing, mouth gasping as he felt twinges of pleasure running through his veins.
He didn’t know a man’s mouth could be like this. His girlfriend rarely got him off at all, and when she did, she was ginger and meek about it. She thought Miku was acceptably handsome in spite of his belly, not because of it. So she dodged his belly when sucking his cock. She focused more on that than on actual sucking — since she treated it as more of a foreplay before the actual sex than as something she actually wanted to do.
Not Bart. He loved Miku’s belly more than anything else. He wanted to lick it, kiss it, suck on it like a supermodel’s pussy, feel it all over him, and he soon sat way back to force Miku to stoop lower — that both made it easier for Bart to lick his dick as well as making Miku’s belly press down on Bart’s head.
When he tasted some precum, Bart pulled off and gasped for air. Miku had him pinned against a locker now, his powerful hips humping even when Bart stopped working on his cock. That dick still jutted angrily forward, ramming back and forth and plowing into the air for a few thrusts.
Bart giggled as he tried to regain his breath. There was so much moisture in this little nook created by Miku’s belly it was like swimming in bodily fluids. There was creamy, sticky precum coating his shaft and dripping onto Bart’s face, as well as saliva from Bart’s moist mouth and layers of greasy, salty sweat flowing from his tubby body onto Bart’s face.
“Goddamn,” Bart said, “I love that belly. Are you ready to put it in me?” Bart didn’t wait for him to agree. He could tell by the way his dick throbbed that he was ready. Bart could have easily slid out from under Miku simply by going to the side. But that would hardly be the most exciting way to do it.
So instead he stuck his tongue out and licked his way free from his position crouching and squashed against the lockers. He suckled on Miku’s fat belly and licked his folds clean, while he kept both hands on Miku’s dick to keep the big man’s attention and desire going.
When Bart was out, covered head to toe in glistening sumo-sweat, Bart bent over the bench in the middle of the lockers. He stuck his ass up.
Miku hesitated. “You want to bend over? You do not want to ride on top of me?”
Bart shook his head. He loved being plowed into from behind like this. Miku was hesitant because none of his prior girlfriends would ever do it like that — he was too heavy, and there was no way to do it without his belly flopping all over Bart’s back. Miku’s girlfriends disliked that. Bart was looking forward to it.
“Stick me like this, you don’t have to go easy on me,” Bart said. “It’s okay to let your belly weigh me down.” He actually loved that. There was nothing more arousing than a massive man’s corpulence squashing him against the bench.
Miku was still hesitant at first. He’d never plowed into a man. He wedged his dick between Bart’s asscheeks and took a deep breath. He spread Bart’s smooth cheeks, which were firm but comically small in Miku’s massive mitt-like paws.
Bart was so delicate and pale, his body trembling. Miku wasn’t sure he could do this. He’d feel like he was spoiling something beautiful, something immaculate and natural.
But his cock moved of its own accord anyway. Miku was too horny — and frustrated with his now ex-girlfriend — to do more than slow himself down. He slipped the tip of his dick in and bit his lip.
A flood of pleasure instantly hit him, while Bart trembled beneath his heft. Miku chuckled at the sight. Girls never responded like that. Miku had to lift his belly to keep going deeper and deeper into Bart, whose well-lubed ass gladly took every inch of his meat.
It was astonishing how easy it was. Miku had thought he’d struggle to remain hard, but Bart’s body was so tender and warm, soft yet firm in the right places. Miku’s dick pulsated and slid right in, all the way, deeper than Miku had ever gotten in a girl’s ass.
Bart winced and squirmed, but Miku kept plowing into his ass, relentlessly thumping hard at him. His belly jiggling, rubbing against Bart’s back. The more he plowed in, the less Miku cared about his size. He pounded down on Bart, using more and more of his weight, until at last Bart was entirely buried in Miku’s body.
Bart squealed, gasping for air as he neared his own orgasm. He could barely even feel the pleasure in his prostate because of the blizzard of sensations on his back — there was a little hairy spot on Miku’s chest, which rubbed against Bart’s smooth skin, while Miku’s hot breath condensed on the back of his head. There was so much belly it seemed to drip around him, until Bart saw nothing but manflesh all around him.
He was literally buried, and Bart loved every moment of it. With all that heft on top of him, he could feel the muscle underneath it all. Sumo wrestlers were among the strongest athletes in the world, he thought, even if they didn’t get much credit for it because their muscles were buried.
But Bart was buried in there now too, so he was ensconced in Miku’s muscles, Miku’s cock exploring every inch of his insides. Bart finally roared and shouted as he reached his own orgasm, the sound of which was muffled by the four hundred pounds of meaty manhood pounding atop his back.
Neither had any idea how long it took. Miku thought it was over in moments, and he was a little disappointed — though also glad, because they would be interrupted by more rikishi sooner or later — but Bart thought it had taken forever, and it was glorious.
Time stopped as a prostate orgasm flowed through Bart’s veins. He never thought he’d get something like this in Japan. He howled, the sound reverberating through the folds of Miku’s flesh as cum sprayed within him.
There was a huge amount — Miku had been horny and refusing to even jack off for a few days in the leadup to today’s event — and cum filled Bart up in great waves. He sighed and moaned underneath that mountain of man-flesh, and yet still more cum jetted into him with each thrust of Miku’s powerful body. His muscles rippled beneath the layer of thickness above his trunk. Miku gasped. Another fat flow of jizz jetted into Bart’s behind.
It was hot and sticky, and Bart could feel it seeping into every part of his body. It dripped out of his ass too, forming a little puddle on the locker room floor, where it joined up with the puddle Bart had shot as well, not to mention the rather copious spit and sweat that had collected on the floor as well.
Finally, only when Bart had just realized he couldn’t breathe due to the heft overtop him, Miku rolled over and sighed. He stood massaging Bart’s smooth asscheeks with a big grin on his face.
“That was… a surprise,” Miku said. “Do not tell anyone with the league about it.” He still thought Bart had something to do with the International Sumo Association, and he assumed Bart needed to keep this a secret just as Miku did.
“I won’t. It’s just between us,” Bart said. He sat up and stretched his sore legs. “Say… where else in Japan do big guys hang out?”
He and Miku talked as they cleaned themselves up. Miku even cleaned up the cummy puddle on the floor, and he let Bart keep his mawashi. It was soaked with sweat, both fresh sweat from today’s exertions and also soaked in layers of salt crystals from past tournaments and workouts and practices. The well-worked cloth was warm with Miku’s body heat for now, and it stank with the musk of his fragrant ballsack. Bart inhaled deeply of the scent one more time, but then put it away before he got too horny again.
He wanted to bring the mawashi with him, back to America, to remind him of this forever. He wouldn’t smell it again in Japan, he told himself over and over — though he wasn’t sure he’d live up to that expectation — because he wanted to savor it anew in a few weeks, when he was back home again.
Besides, now that he’d gotten lucky in Japan once, Bart was eager to do it again.

The Fat Redneck

Bart is at the hardware store when he hooks up with a sullen clerk. His name is Carl Slattery, and he’s a big-ass redneck with enough manmeat for Bart to worship for hours!

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Bart wandered around the cavernous hardware store in search of an employee. They wore fluorescent orange vests as though they might get run over in here, but somehow, despite all that visibility, Bart couldn’t find a single one anywhere. The Home & Tool seemed to be entirely unmanned. Even the registers were self-service. No employees.
He sighed and flared his nostrils. He thought he saw a flash of orange, but then it was gone. He somehow ended up in the bathroom-fixture area, trapped in a maze of little model bathrooms, including mirrors that gave the whole section a carnival funhouse vibe. Everywhere he went he ended up back at the same mid-century modern grotto. He could even see the actual store, the non-bathroom-fixtures part of the store, but displays of toilets and sinks and toilet paper holders blocked him.
The store did not know how close he came to knocking over the displays to get out of there. For a slim, mild-mannered white man, that was a harrowing experience.
“Hello?” Bart said as he finally made his way to the main hallway that bisected the store. He was back where he had started — by the unmanned register at the paint department — and still hadn’t found an employee.
The key machine was right over there. He could see it. He even knew how to use it, but the employees needed to turn it on, and he couldn’t do that.
At the new grocery stores, they have automatic keymaking machines, no employees needed, Bart thought. He ought to have gone there. But he happened to live near the hardware store. Hardware stores have been making keys for decades, so it made sense. Or maybe forever, he didn’t know. How long had keys been an affordable consumer product? He had no idea. Whenever the world moved on from those giant jailer’s keys they use in movies, whenever that was.
He looked up and down the aisles. No employees.
He had just moved into a new apartment in Opossumtown, Alabama, which he thought sounded like a joke. “Opossumtown”? Was Hillbillyburg already taken? The one nice thing about living in a place like this was the well-staffed hardware stores — in the north, not a single person knew how to use a screwdriver, it seemed, so hardware stores were a giant barrel of useless, but in Alabama, Bart had thought he’d find plenty of handy guys.
But he hadn’t really found as many as he thought, especially not when he actually needed them. Like right now. Bart frowned.
Finally there was one. “Hey, uh, excuse me-” Bart blushed and stopped short at the sight of the rotund redneck in an orange vest, who turned to face him.
He was ungodly handsome, sending a nervous chill up Bart’s spine. He was round but strong, broad-shouldered, with plenty of muscle beneath a mountain of padding. His gait was thick and heavy, like a dreary donkey, but he brimmed with confidence like a stallion. He was heavily tattooed, with looping lines and whorls running up from his arms onto his neck. He had a thick beard too, dangling well below his neck, making him look like a biker.
“What do ya need, man?” the rotund redneck asked as he walked by. He had the swamp-set yellowhammer drawl Bart found throughout Alabama, his vowels dragged out until they overtook the consonants. The accent hung in Bart’s ears like kudzu and was as smooth, sultry and spicy as Alabama barbecue sauce.
“Uh, I need some keys made.”
He rolled his eyes and sighed. “Fine. C’mon,” he said. He was distinctly rude. Despite his desire, Bart was annoyed. It was hardly his fault he needed some keys.
The rotund redneck had a name-tag on that read Carl. He led Bart to the key machine, then had to radio his supervisor to bring him the key that would turn it on. He waited there, breathing heavily — not because he was out of breath, just because he was a hefty guy who usually breathed pretty heavily.
‘Be there in a minute, Carl. Consider reminding our guest of the other items on display.’
“Man, I hate this guy, ah, I ain’t realize it was Jerry on duty,” Carl said with a sneer. He rolled his eyes and gritted his teeth. “Ya, uh, so, like… You want a keyring or something?” He gestured to the wall of dangling key-rings, key-fobs and other add-ons.
“No, thank you,” Bart said. “Your manager is a dick? He sounds like a total shit.”
“Yeah. Yeah, man, fuck him,” Carl said. He looked less annoyed now that he knew he could curse in front of Bart without getting a complaint. Carl grinned. “He’s this bow-tied yuppie freak who always looks like he got a plan to stick his dick in a dog’s ass whenever you facin’ the other way-“
Bart snickered, and Carl laughed with him, but both stopped when Jerry came little-dicking up to them from the front of the store. Jerry was a shitmuncher, Bart saw that from the shitmunching smile on his idiot face. Jerry approached like Bart and Carl were a gift bestowed upon him by a benevolent universe.
“Hello, gentlemen! Carl, thank you for showing our guest to our key department,” said the manager Jerry, a youngish yuppie with a skinny body and a handsome face, wearing a bow-tie like a hipster and a ‘110% every day!’ button on his shirt. Bart hated him too, from the moment he saw him. He just had a face you wanted to punch. It was, Bart thought, a perfectly douchey face. The manager, Jerry, smiled at Bart and picked up a ‘peace-love-tolerance’ keyring. “Oh wow, when did we get this in? This is fantastic!”
“Hmm, yeah,” Bart murmured noncommittally. “Great… keyring.” His tone was sarcastic enough to make Carl laugh — he covered it up with a cough that made his great big body jiggle.
“I could ring that up for you, if you want.” Jerry inserted the little key into the slot that activated the key machine. He beamed at Bart as though waiting for Bart to rush to claim that keyring. When it became apparent Bart was uninterested, Jerry put it back on the shelf. “Okay, well, there you both go. Ironic isn’t it, you need a key to turn on the key machine. How does that work?” He laughed like a character from a commercial who was laughing along with an interracial group of friends, like he didn’t notice neither Carl nor Bart were laughing. Bart pondered what part of Jerry’s words constituted a joke. “Don’t forget to check out our Summer Days clearance sale! It’s got everything you need to make this the Summer of You!” Jerry walked away with a plastic grin slathered over his face like clown makeup.
“Okay…” Bart smiled sickly in Jerry’s direction as he walked away, and Bart handed his own keys over to Carl for him to copy them. He wrinkled his nose. “Ew, that guy was gross… I think my dick just got smaller.”
Carl laughed and blushed. “Wouldn’t surprise me. Aw, man, you don’t even know… once I went into the bathroom when he was just standing there at a urinal, and he like stiffened up as though I was about to prison-rape him, and he totally didn’t pee, he was like scared or something. I stood there at the urinal next to him. I think he was about to cry, just stayed there the whole time with his dick in his hands. Then he turned to look at me and I caught a glimpse of it, he got like a half-inch dick, man, it was so funny,” he said. “I swear, I was laughing right there, I couldn’t even stop myself. I dunno if he knew why I was laughing, but… I think he knew. He looked at me like I just tongue-kissed his mama. Oh shit, it was hilarious-” He stopped short and looked down the aisle, where Jerry had reappeared with that big empty smile back (or still) on his face.
“Hey, Carl, don’t forget to tell our friend about the door sale! That’ll go with those keys something fierce!”
“Okay, sir…” Carl said with a sigh.
“Ugh, fierce? Did he think people still use that word?” Bart whispered.
Carl waited until Jerry was gone, then sighed again, and this time it turned into a pained groan.
“Is a door sale what it sounds like?”
“Yeah. We got a sale on doors.”
“If I’m buying keys, that suggests I already have a door. It doesn’t go with keys at all. Who the fuck buys a door as an impulse item?” Bart laughed.
Carl clasped his belly as he took the finished keys out of the machine. He put them in a bag with a barcode on it. His big firm belly shook from laughter.
“Thanks, Carl,” Bart said. He hugged Carl’s rotundness, which was warm and so thick Bart could have stayed here hugging him forever. Carl looked back and forth in the aisle and chuckled nervously. He had never been hugged by a customer before.
Was it against the rules? It was definitely against the rules to hug a customer. All physical contact aside from “culturally appropriate handshaking” was not allowed. Carl had wanted to ask about that during that godforsaken video about the “rungs of success on the ladder of customer service”, but he didn’t want to do anything that might make the diversity bitch stay here longer. Was there culturally inappropriate handshaking? Were customers allowed to hug employees?
In any case, Bart wrapped his petite body around Carl’s thickness, which jiggled when he squeezed. He lingered longer than seemed normal. Carl didn’t mind. Not a lot of people touched him affectionately these days.
“There, uh, there… li’l guy,” Carl said with a pat of his big meaty paw on Bart’s shoulders.
“Why do you still work here if that guy’s such a dick?” Bart pulled away from Carl, though he kept a hand on the sweat-dampened small of Carl’s back.
Carl shrugged. “I only work with him like twice a week. Not so bad. Anyway, I can’t quit. I need the money,” he said in his low, loping Southern drawl. He slapped his belly again. “Gotta feed the beast!”
Bart giggled. “I could help you out, you know.”
“What?”
“If you took me in the back somewhere, or wherever there’s a private spot…” Bart’s voice trailed off. “Not in the bathroom-fixtures maze, that place is spooky.” He let his hand on the small of Carl’s back drift around to the front, near but not in his crotch. Bart glanced around to make sure nobody could see. This aisle was deserted. Carl’s eyes opened wide. Bart said, “I’d be glad to give you five hundred dollars in exchange for you plowing me senseless.”
There was a long awkward pause. Carl furrowed his brow as though he thought he must have misheard Bart. Then Carl too looked up and down the aisle to be sure nobody was close enough to hear. Carl had been around the block at the Home & Tool though, he knew enough to also peer through the shelves to see if anyone was on the other side (automotive on one side, windows and window accessories on the other). It was a slow day, no customers to be seen. Then Carl said, “What!?”
“Oh, c’mon, silly. My dick doesn’t work that good, and I find that getting big men to… y’know… It helps,” Bart said with a winsome blush and smile. That part wasn’t true, he simply liked being cornholed by fat men. But guys looked at him weird if he said that, and they were more likely to agree if they thought it was helping Bart. He took Carl by the hand and led him towards the back of the store. “Is there a backroom or something?”
“Where are you taking me?”
“That’s what I’m asking you!” Bart said. “I love your physique, Carl. Can I ride on your back?”
“Uh… I guess, uh… yeah.” Carl’s cheeks were beet-red.
Bart was a thin flamboyant man who weighed maybe a hundred and twenty pounds. That was nothing in comparison to Carl’s six and a half foot-tall towering frame of manhood. Bart felt like a child as he leapt onto Carl’s back, straddling his waist and wrapping his arms around his pudgy chest. “Hmmm… You’re so handsome.”
“You think I’m handsome? Girls don’t.”
“Girls don’t know anything. Seriously, some of my best friends are girls, and they know literally nothing about literally everything,” Bart said. “Is it okay if I suck on your earlobe?”
Carl grunted. “I, uh… I ain’t… into that.”
“I know. That’s your second-best quality.”
“What’s my first-best?”
“Your belly, of course.”
Carl snorted. “Ain’t no one think that,” he said as he carried Bart into the employee area in the back. He brought Bart to the storage warehouse, which was mostly stacks of lumber. There were plenty of shadowy spots that couldn’t be seen unless you were right in front of them.
Bart slipped down to his feet. “I like big bellies,” he said. “There’s more to love, more things to suck on…”
That made Carl both laugh and sneer, then even groan. He looked around again as though there was some chance they’d be interrupted around here. He paid no attention to Bart, who went around to Carl’s front side and kissed his chest through his vest and shirt. He slid his hands underneath his clothes.
His belly rumbled. Carl grunted and trembled. “I, uh… I ain’t into that or nothin’. Is that part of it?”
“Yeah, I gotta touch your physique or it won’t work,” Bart said. “I need to lick it all over.” He got Carl’s shirt and vest off, his eyes opening wide at the sight of that giant cavernous chest. He was hairy and tattooed and powerfully muscly, and just embarrassed enough to be ruddy and alluring.
Bart suckled his nipple and licked every corner of Carl’s belly. He slurped up the sweat that clung to the kinky brown hairs there. The only part he couldn’t get to was Carl’s shoulders because he was too tall, and Bart had to tug on his arms to get him to lower himself.
Carl gasped and sucked in his breath as Bart’s hand reached into his pants. Carl shifted his weight back and forth. Bart smiled up at him. “You’ve never done anything like this?”
“No!” Carl blurted out. “I swear, nothing.”
“Relax, relax, it’s okay…” Bart sunk to his knees. He unzipped Carl’s pants and pulled out a big hefty cock. He was worried Carl might have a small dick — fat men sometimes did, and Bart had had a sinking suspicion that might be the case for Carl, so he was delightfully surprised to see a girthy ten inches of manhood pop out of the fly into Bart’s face.
“Ah…” Carl had never taken his dick out in front of a man besides his doctor. Even back in high school when he was supposed to change in gym, he never did. He kept his shirt and boxers on. He didn’t care how sweaty he was, he didn’t want anyone seeing his manboobs and his dick.
Now it was happening regardless. He had agreed to this in a sort of a daze, he thought as his eyes opened wide and his cock slid into Bart’s moist open mouth. He hadn’t really given it any thought. The money was good, and he needed it, and he couldn’t think of any reason to say no — aside from the obvious — so he said yes. It hadn’t seemed real until it began, and now he’d already agreed.
He had agreed to nut in a man thinking that was the kind of thing he could do. Now that he saw his cock slide into a man’s throat, however, he was less sure.
He had to admit it did feel good. It felt real good.
A shiver of pleasure ran up his spine as his cock stiffened in Bart’s mouth. It turned even bigger then, making it a ten-inch slab of manhood that Bart enjoyed deep-throating. The fat shaft grew veinier as it got hard and jabbed deep into Bart’s throat. The taste of his unadulterated manhood flooded Bart’s senses.
“Oh god…” Carl sucked in his breath. It was an odd sort of purely physical pleasure. He had to not think about it, which was tough, and Carl thought he was struggling to get hard. When he did peer down around his belly, he realized he was wrong, his cock was hard as iron, and for some reason, seeing it triggered a burst of pleasure to explode in Carl’s senses.
Bart paused to thwack himself with Carl’s dick. Bart was so small and Carl so big that it was like a club, meaty enough and hard enough to hurt when he really slapped himself with it. He slammed it on his own tongue, chasing it when it bounced off, and every time his tongue touched it, Carl’s chest and belly jiggled.
His hands snaked up to play with his big fleshy body. Bart smiled up at him. He sensed Carl’s anxiety over the situation — his cock was plenty hard and comfortable, but his mind was not. Bart stroked it with both hands.
“You’re so handsome,” Bart said. Rotund guys like Carl usually needed their self-esteem boosted. He stroked Carl’s cock just a little disrhythmically to keep him horny but not on the verge of orgasm. Carl’s knees buckled, and he moaned. Bart licked the shaft and suckled on Carl’s hairy balls. He got him good and hard, leaking precum. That was how Bart knew Carl was ready to move on.
He turned around, pants down, bare ass pale as marble and beaming up at Carl, and he aimed his ass towards Carl’s crotch.
A gasp surfaced from Carl when he saw Bart’s pale ass looking up him, small but perky, fleshy, inviting. The hole looked tight. Carl grimaced and closed his eyes.
“Aaaaah…” Bart moaned, backing his ass up to swallow Carl’s cock inside. He knew enough about getting plowed into by men to not count on Carl being really involved. Men were usually too nervous their first time to touch Bart’s ass or even just pump their hips.
At least at first.
Bart was gonna hafta use Carl’s dick as a dildo. That was fine with Bart for sure. He did love a fat man’s cock, and he didn’t need the fat man to be super-involved. He slid back on Carl’s manhood, the pressure in his ass growing so intense he grunted in a most unladylike, undignified fashion. He bit his lip. About half of Carl’s cock was in his ass, and he paused to let his asshole relax and widen.
He sighed, closing his eyes, gritting his teeth and relaxing his ass, despite the heavy belly that now pressed down on the small of his back. Carl’s eyes were closed too, so neither of them could see as Bart impaled himself on Carl’s massive manhood.
“Shit-” Bart breathlessly moaned, the sound muffled after a few seconds by Carl’s hand.
I’ll get the two-by-fours, okay, you stay out there! That manager, Jerry, was coming into the storage warehouse. Carl clasped one hand over Bart’s mouth to keep him quiet.
But the motion also forced Carl’s dick the rest of the way in Bart. They flopped to the ground. For just a moment, Carl was on top of Bart — which was intense but dangerous, since Bart could barely breathe, or even squirm, with so much weight atop him.
“Oh god-“
“Shush!” Carl used both hands to quiet Bart. He didn’t mean to be so mean about it, but he was desperate not to get fired — he was only getting five hundred dollars for this, after all, it was hardly retirement money.
But Carl couldn’t bring himself to stop plowing into Bart. It was like his top half and bottom half operated independently of each other. His top half wanted to stop and for Bart to sit still and quiet. His bottom half didn’t care about getting caught and just wanted to wreck Bart’s guts with as much cock and cum as he could spew.
So instead he just kept shushing Bart even though it was Carl’s heavy breathing that was loud, and he pinned Bart on the cold concrete floor. He kept pounding, pistoning his hips, forcing his dick in and out of Bart’s ass.
Jerry whistled as he wandered through the stacks of lumber. He wrinkled his nose — it kind of smelled like semen in here, but he assumed it was his own compulsively-masturbating hands. He loaded up the dolly with two-by-fours, having no idea that Carl was plowing into Bart on the other side of the stack of wood. If Carl were standing, he would have been visible.
He thought there was a sound. “Hello? Carl? If you’re back here, I need you at the paint counter. Don’t make me write you up for being out-of-department. You know this is no way of providing a Summer of You for our guests — I mean a Summer of Them, I guess….” His voice trailed off, satisfied that, if Carl had been back here, he would have revealed himself by now. Still, he couldn’t shake the feeling he was being watched.
The dolly’s wheels creaked and rumbled as he went out to the store with the two-by-fours. Carl breathed a sigh of relief, flopping his heavy belly down on Bart’s back once more. Bart’s hands tightened into claws that dug at the concrete floor.
His prostate came alive as they both moaned out loud. Bart’s voice was swallowed up by Carl’s deeper tones, and Carl ground his dick all the way down in Bart’s ass. His balls slapped between Bart’s thighs.
“Shit, boy…”
“Hell yeah, fill me up!” Bart’s high-pitched voice echoed. The first few wads of cum sprayed into his ass.
The storage warehouse and the store floor itself shared a ceiling — the walls separating the different areas didn’t extend all the way up — so Bart’s voice and his screeching groan of desire and orgasm were plainly audible throughout the store.
Everyone there interpreted it differently though. A few workers assumed it was a TV in the electronics section — people sometimes put porn on as a joke — while others guessed it was somebody playing a prank in the men’s room. A few guys went to the bathroom-fixtures section thinking a man and woman must be having sex in there, it was such a maze they did that sometimes and it took forever to find the man.
Jerry the manager was the only person who recognized the voice of Bart, the man who had just bought some keys. But Jerry assumed he must be in the bathroom, because where else would somebody bang a slut? (Jerry assumed Bart and Carl were double-teaming a whore).
So the entire store floor erupted into action, but no one thought to go into the storage warehouse. Bart and Carl had no idea they were audible. Carl grunted like a caveman as he pounded away, cum pouring into Bart’s ass. He kept going, drilling in and out, turning his cumload into a big frothy mess that spilled over his crotch and onto the floor.
“Shit…” Carl sighed.
“Oh god…!” Bart wriggled and clawed at the cement floor. He was red-faced, gasping for air both because the orgasm was intense and because Carl had had him pinned and unable to breathe for a minute or so, as he drained his balls deep into Bart’s ass.
Now cum trickled out and onto the floor, as Carl’s cock plopped out. It glistened hotly. Carl watched it with wide-eyed amazement. He didn’t know his cock could do that. He had wrecked that ass, he thought, watching it gape like a porn star, all whitish and overflowing. He whistled and slapped one asscheek, making more cum drip out.
“Hmmm…” Bart sighed. “Are there any other handsome fat guys who work here?”
“Not really,” Carl said. That wasn’t strictly true — or at least there were other fat guys, and Carl didn’t think Bart would say they were all ugly.
But Carl wanted to keep Bart for himself. He wanted to make whatever money Bart was going to pay in the future.
Bart stood and stretched his legs. He sighed. “Hmm… Thanks for, uh… well, making my keys. And for… whatnot.”
Carl blushed and nodded. “Hey, when you pay for them keys, the receipt’ll have a code on it. Can you fill out the feedback form and mention my name? Tell ‘em Jerry acted unprofessional but Carl was very helpful. Tell ‘em Jerry ruined your ‘Summer of You’ tryin’ to hassle you into buying a door.”
“Okay, cool,” Bart said with a shrug. He had kind of hoped he’d get the keys for free, since he was paying five hundred dollars for that dick and the fat belly. But he supposed Carl would probably get in trouble — the key machine probably kept track, and of course Jerry had seen the keys get made.
Bart handed over the five hundred dollars in cash to Carl with a big grin. He included his phone number too, which Carl programmed into his phone. “Call me when you get horny enough,” Bart said as he walked away.
“I will!”
Bart didn’t think he would actually be around when Carl called him. He didn’t plan on being in Opossumtown, Alabama, that often. It was just a homebase to stay at when he was in the area.
But it was a nice homebase indeed, with the best hardware store in the state. He was going to have to come up with a lot of home-improvement projects to work on.