The Sumo Wrestler

Bart is in Japan when he finds himself in a locker room, where he runs into the legendary rikishi (sumo wrestler) Miku Fukumi. Since Bart has always loved big-ass men, Miku is his ideal target, resulting in another incredible adventure of big manhood, big lust and big satisfaction!

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Bart was trying to find Nashimoro Hazumatsu, but he had disappeared in the maze of identical corridors that ran behind the auditorium. Bart knew he was around there somewhere. He didn’t want to come back to America without a contract from Nashimoro, even if he had opposed hiring him in the first place.
The halls were spartan and cold. Bart heard crowds, but he didn’t know where they were. There were signs marking the doors and stairwells, signs in both English and Japanese, but somehow none of them were helpful. The stairwells were literally marked stairs — it wasn’t even possible to be sure they were different staircases, he could have been walking in circles, he wouldn’t know. The other rooms were marked with things like Entrance, Room A and Empty Room. What was the point of labeling something Empty Room, especially when it appeared to be full of cleaning supplies? He stumbled across a door labeled Room 7, and he cursed at this entire country — why would you both number rooms and give them letters? How did Room A and Room 7 relate?
It was infuriating.
Bart didn’t even want to be here. This was not a part of the job that he ever wanted to do. But Debbie Namikki was on maternity leave, and Bart had no choice but to take the trip to Japan in her place.
All this to hire Nashimoro Hazumatsu, a fashion designer who was well-known in Japan for his outrageous designs, his shockingly green hair and his old-fashioned erotic woodcuts.
It was annoying, and it wasn’t even Bart’s plan — a company Bart worked for was supposed to hire Mr. Hazumatsu to design some clothes — Bart did fashion photography for a chain of clothing stores aimed at plus-sized women. He advocated against it at the board meeting. Mr. Hazumatsu was expensive and eccentric and claimed to be a reincarnated dragon and was just generally not someone Bart wanted hanging around the office. But it wasn’t entirely his-
This was a locker room.
Bart shivered as excitement flooded him. He was in a locker room. That wasn’t where he was going or where he thought he’d be, but here he was. Bart had always found locker rooms slightly erotic, or sometimes very erotic, so he spent a moment taking in the empty space redolent of the hustle and bustle of prior activity. It had the soul of industry.
He had gone through a door thinking it was the door he had just come through, and it would lead him back to what he thought was a service hallway, but in fact, it led into a locker room.
Japanese lockers were short and wide, dark blue, with cisterns and wash-basins along every wall — instead of all of them being clustered near the toilets like in an American locker room. It smelled of male bodies and used clothing here.
Bart felt a flood of desire. He hadn’t gotten his rocks off since coming to Japan. Now he couldn’t think about anything else. He wanted to find a man to mess around with here, but he hadn’t yet seen anyone in Japan who lived up to Bart’s expectations.
As an appreciator of the male form, Bart had his preferred physique: thick, rotund, pudgy, fat or even outright obese. He loved them all. Most of the Japanese men he’d seen since coming to this country, however, were skinny. He’d seen a few hefty men, but none who really tickled Bart’s desire.
The search for Mr. Hazumatsu dwindled to the back of Bart’s mind. It seemed unimportant. He was in a locker room, that was the best possible location for finding studly men — many of whom might be thick enough to appeal to Bart.
But no one was here. It smelled like man-sweat, he thought, but no men were here right now.
Then the door opened, and a rikishi walked in — a rikishi is a sumo wrestler — wearing his traditional loincloth and nothing else. That’s what was going on in the building’s auditorium. The people Bart had heard were the wrestlers and trainers, and a small audience. This wasn’t a real tournament, but there was an audience out there, it was sort of the Japanese equivalent of a scrimmage.
The only rikishi to finish his match and come in the locker room right now, however, was Miku Fukumi. Miku had won — the loser of his match stayed out there with his coaches and trainers — and come straight in here. It was improper to gloat, so Miku had done little more than bow and keep a straight face on as he won.
But now that he was alone, he could do a little dance, his hefty body shaking, thickness jiggling, a few beads of sweat dripping onto the locker room floor. A broad smile spread across his face.
He didn’t see Bart, who wasn’t hidden but who was still concealed by a bank of lockers. Bart’s dick instantly stiffened up. Miku wore nothing but the traditional mawashi, the loincloth-like clothing that rikishi wore. Miku wore a white mawashi made of cotton, which was traditional for his rank — sekitori — during training. In a competition, he’d wear a mawashi made of colored silk, but this was only training, so he wore the white cotton mawashi.
He pumped his arms and flexed his bicep like a champion. Then his ears pricked up because he heard Bart.
Not wanting to seem like he was hiding or spying, Bart stepped out from behind the bank of lockers. He had a clipboard in his hand — it had information on the job offer for Mr. Hazumatsu — which Miku interpreted to mean Bart was some sort of inspector. Bart was obviously white, so Miku assumed he was part of some sort of international standards body. Miku’s sumo-league was trying to join the International Sumo Association, so that made sense enough for Miku.
He nodded, shame-faced at having been seen acting prideful. But Bart wasn’t Japanese, so he didn’t worry about it too much — if his trainer had seen it, Miku would have been humiliated. Americans appreciate pride and bravado, even arrogance.
“Hello,” Miku said, his English good but thickly-accented. He’d learned English in school but rarely used it except to follow the dialogue in popular movies and television shows, so he understood it much better than he spoke it.
“Hi,” Bart said. “I’m Bart.” He was taken aback and flustered by Miku’s commanding presence. He was tall and broad-shouldered and thickly built in all the right ways. He had quite dark skin for a Japanese man but was still lighter-skinned than Bart.
Beneath all that padding was a tremendous amount of muscle. Bart could sense it even without touching him. His heart pounded. He could feel the body heat emanating off Miku even from a few yards away, and the folds of his flesh glistened with sweat. Bart was too nervous to speak, he was like a schoolboy talking to his first crush.
“Are you inspectationing this property?” His accent was hard to grasp, especially since Bart was distracted, and he made the word property almost entirely unintelligible (it sounded like bobbity). Bart had to ponder for a few moments to decipher it. Then he still didn’t entirely understand the question.
“I was, uh, looking for Mr. Hazumatsu,” Bart said softly.
“He is watching, in the audience,” Miku said, an annoyed look flickering across his face. He did not like the flamboyant behavior and eccentricity of Mr. Hazumatsu. Men shouldn’t behave that way, he thought, and for men in his own field, sumo, it was entirely unacceptable. But his patronage did help keep the league going, so Miku didn’t complain.
“Oh. Oh, I see…” Bart said. He wanted to suck Miku’s topknot and couldn’t think of anything else. It was adorable, long and slick with the binzuke (wax scented with chamomile) that rikishi used as a hair pomade. It made his hair glisten and stay in the tight topknot, called chonmage, which extended far, and would have gone past his shoulders if he didn’t have the topknot. Bart cleared his throat. “Did you just wrestle?”
Miku nodded. He mumbled, “I must be prepare. I am planning on to meet my girlfriend in the outside, in certain time happening soon.”
“Okay, cool,” Bart said. “I’ll just…” He wasn’t sure what to do — he didn’t want to interrupt Mr. Hazumatsu as he watched a sumo match, that would probably make him less likely to agree to come to America. So Bart would have to wait.
Before Bart could think of anything else, Miku opened up his locker and withdrew his civilian clothes. They were all neatly folded and stacked, and he unstacked them one by one. Then he grabbed a cell phone and glanced at it. He frowned. He pressed a few buttons. Then anger flitted across his face, and he gripped the phone tight as though he wanted to smash it onto the ground. He stopped himself at the last moment and just clutched it hard. He shouted in angry Japanese, which echoed against the locker room ceiling. He howled in either pain or sadness, Bart couldn’t tell which.
“Fucking hell! That stupid bitch!” Miku shouted in Japanese when he could no longer keep it tin, completely forgetting that he had been trying to look proper for the strange American. Miku continued cursing at the text message on his phone.
Bart was taken aback, but glad to have a reason to stay for awhile. When Miku bent over, his asscheeks shifted in waves, dropping out from under his mawashi. With his head near Bart, the smell of his chamomile hair-wax hit Bart’s senses with the strongly floral, almost medicinal smell of the chamomile blossoms.
Miku forced a smile on his face. “I am sorry for my outburst.” He bowed. “It is… my girlfriend, she is… I will not be going to her.” Miku was deflated. He never had sex before a match, or even before training. But now that he was done — and he had won! — he could do it, and he was horny enough to be thinking of little else. He always looked forward to that, to relieving his over-full balls, and she loved it too, or she had always claimed she did. It was like a post-match ritual for them.
But things had been going poorly anyway, and she had said she was going to her sister’s house for awhile. He thought they would patch things up eventually, but then she texted him during the match, when she knew he wouldn’t be available, to say she wouldn’t be coming back from her sister’s and that her brother-in-law was going to come pick up her things at Miku’s house.
So that made it pretty clear she was dumping him. Miku was single again.
“Are you okay?” Bart asked.
“Yes. It is fine.” Miku bowed again, though his face was still ruddy. His post-match tranquility had vanished, and he was suddenly overcome with horniness. He needed a woman. He was owed a woman. He couldn’t think about anything else. The idea of a woman, of relieving the stiffy throbbing in his mawashi, blared like a siren, and Miku was powerless to resist its call.
But he did not show any of these feelings on his face. He looked down at the strange American man who shouldn’t be here.
“I have a proposition for you,” Bart said. He blushed and smiled winsomely. “I’d like you to stick it in me.”
“What?” Miku understood all those words but still wasn’t quite sure he had understood what Bart meant.
“Will you stick it in me? I want to taste your dick, and I want you to get inside me-“
Miku frowned, looking down on Bart, who was short and petite and skinny. “You are a man in gender ways.”
“Yes. That’s correct. Accurately stated, well done, though grammatically lacking,” Bart said. He smiled. “I’ll pay you. I’ll give you ten thousand yen.”
After a long pause, Miku said once again, “What?” He touched his hair, wanting to undo the chonmage since the match was done. But this encounter was weird and offputting and he couldn’t focus on anything but thinking about his girlfriend and his need to alleviate his stiffy tonight or, preferably, right now. He scrutinized Bart to figure out what he said. Miku didn’t want to offend him by misunderstanding his request.
“Twenty thousand yen,” Bart said. He came closer and touched Miku’s chest, just above his belly, where sweat from his chest had collected.
“And for that money, you will expect me to… do penis. With you? Right now.”
“Yes, that’s correct. I want to do penis with you-“
“I do not know how to do that.”
“You don’t need to know. I’ll take care of it. You just have to stand there and do what comes naturally,” Bart said. His fingers caressed Miku’s belly, which was greasy with sweat. His muscles rippled beneath Bart’s touch.
Miku nodded. He still wasn’t entirely sure he understood what was happening, but he needed the money and figured he could always back out later. He didn’t even know if he could get hard without a woman in the room.
“Do you only jack off with wrestlers of sumo?”
Bart shook his head as he slid to his knees. He stuck his tongue out, tracing a long trail over Miku’s belly-folds, slurping out the sweat that collected there. “No. I simply appreciate the physiques of men. Certain physiques, certain men,” Bart said moistly, fluids spilling out of his mouth.
Miku grunted. Bart kissed his dick through the mawashi, and then Miku hurried to take it off — he wasn’t sure if his coach would approve if his mawashi was stained with spit. He might think it disrespectful to the sport.
The mawashi loincloth slid to the ground. The inside of it smelled strongly, and Bart inhaled the scent. He snorted and sniffled, his tongue snaking out and slurping up some of the moisture. He rubbed it all over his face.
He hadn’t intended to do that — he wasn’t an underwear-fetishist — but it smelled so much of fat manhood that he couldn’t help it. He stopped only because Miku looked at him like he was about to leave, and Miku’s dick hung fat and long, dangling, begging Bart to do something to it.
Bart knew he needed to get Miku hard or he might very well back out. Once a guy was erect, however, he’d almost never quit. A hard man was desperate to get a nut off. Bart relied on that principle.
So Bart dropped the mawashi and went right for Miku’s dick. He swallowed it down to the root in one smooth motion, making Miku shake. Bart giggled around the dick in his mouth — he loved making heavy men shake.
His hands reached up to the belly looming overhead. Bart was so tiny he was dwarfed by Miku’s heft, which was like a mountain above him. Miku’s belly obstructed Bart’s view of his head. Bart was buried underneath his fat, his hands kneading whatever belly-flesh he could get ahold of.
A loud chest-rattling sigh escaped from Miku’s lips, as Bart slurped on his with gusto and vigor. He choked up mouthloads of saliva that dripped down Miku’s shaft and into the meaty thickness of his crotch. In no time Miku was hard as iron, his dick throbbing, mouth gasping as he felt twinges of pleasure running through his veins.
He didn’t know a man’s mouth could be like this. His girlfriend rarely got him off at all, and when she did, she was ginger and meek about it. She thought Miku was acceptably handsome in spite of his belly, not because of it. So she dodged his belly when sucking his cock. She focused more on that than on actual sucking — since she treated it as more of a foreplay before the actual sex than as something she actually wanted to do.
Not Bart. He loved Miku’s belly more than anything else. He wanted to lick it, kiss it, suck on it like a supermodel’s pussy, feel it all over him, and he soon sat way back to force Miku to stoop lower — that both made it easier for Bart to lick his dick as well as making Miku’s belly press down on Bart’s head.
When he tasted some precum, Bart pulled off and gasped for air. Miku had him pinned against a locker now, his powerful hips humping even when Bart stopped working on his cock. That dick still jutted angrily forward, ramming back and forth and plowing into the air for a few thrusts.
Bart giggled as he tried to regain his breath. There was so much moisture in this little nook created by Miku’s belly it was like swimming in bodily fluids. There was creamy, sticky precum coating his shaft and dripping onto Bart’s face, as well as saliva from Bart’s moist mouth and layers of greasy, salty sweat flowing from his tubby body onto Bart’s face.
“Goddamn,” Bart said, “I love that belly. Are you ready to put it in me?” Bart didn’t wait for him to agree. He could tell by the way his dick throbbed that he was ready. Bart could have easily slid out from under Miku simply by going to the side. But that would hardly be the most exciting way to do it.
So instead he stuck his tongue out and licked his way free from his position crouching and squashed against the lockers. He suckled on Miku’s fat belly and licked his folds clean, while he kept both hands on Miku’s dick to keep the big man’s attention and desire going.
When Bart was out, covered head to toe in glistening sumo-sweat, Bart bent over the bench in the middle of the lockers. He stuck his ass up.
Miku hesitated. “You want to bend over? You do not want to ride on top of me?”
Bart shook his head. He loved being plowed into from behind like this. Miku was hesitant because none of his prior girlfriends would ever do it like that — he was too heavy, and there was no way to do it without his belly flopping all over Bart’s back. Miku’s girlfriends disliked that. Bart was looking forward to it.
“Stick me like this, you don’t have to go easy on me,” Bart said. “It’s okay to let your belly weigh me down.” He actually loved that. There was nothing more arousing than a massive man’s corpulence squashing him against the bench.
Miku was still hesitant at first. He’d never plowed into a man. He wedged his dick between Bart’s asscheeks and took a deep breath. He spread Bart’s smooth cheeks, which were firm but comically small in Miku’s massive mitt-like paws.
Bart was so delicate and pale, his body trembling. Miku wasn’t sure he could do this. He’d feel like he was spoiling something beautiful, something immaculate and natural.
But his cock moved of its own accord anyway. Miku was too horny — and frustrated with his now ex-girlfriend — to do more than slow himself down. He slipped the tip of his dick in and bit his lip.
A flood of pleasure instantly hit him, while Bart trembled beneath his heft. Miku chuckled at the sight. Girls never responded like that. Miku had to lift his belly to keep going deeper and deeper into Bart, whose well-lubed ass gladly took every inch of his meat.
It was astonishing how easy it was. Miku had thought he’d struggle to remain hard, but Bart’s body was so tender and warm, soft yet firm in the right places. Miku’s dick pulsated and slid right in, all the way, deeper than Miku had ever gotten in a girl’s ass.
Bart winced and squirmed, but Miku kept plowing into his ass, relentlessly thumping hard at him. His belly jiggling, rubbing against Bart’s back. The more he plowed in, the less Miku cared about his size. He pounded down on Bart, using more and more of his weight, until at last Bart was entirely buried in Miku’s body.
Bart squealed, gasping for air as he neared his own orgasm. He could barely even feel the pleasure in his prostate because of the blizzard of sensations on his back — there was a little hairy spot on Miku’s chest, which rubbed against Bart’s smooth skin, while Miku’s hot breath condensed on the back of his head. There was so much belly it seemed to drip around him, until Bart saw nothing but manflesh all around him.
He was literally buried, and Bart loved every moment of it. With all that heft on top of him, he could feel the muscle underneath it all. Sumo wrestlers were among the strongest athletes in the world, he thought, even if they didn’t get much credit for it because their muscles were buried.
But Bart was buried in there now too, so he was ensconced in Miku’s muscles, Miku’s cock exploring every inch of his insides. Bart finally roared and shouted as he reached his own orgasm, the sound of which was muffled by the four hundred pounds of meaty manhood pounding atop his back.
Neither had any idea how long it took. Miku thought it was over in moments, and he was a little disappointed — though also glad, because they would be interrupted by more rikishi sooner or later — but Bart thought it had taken forever, and it was glorious.
Time stopped as a prostate orgasm flowed through Bart’s veins. He never thought he’d get something like this in Japan. He howled, the sound reverberating through the folds of Miku’s flesh as cum sprayed within him.
There was a huge amount — Miku had been horny and refusing to even jack off for a few days in the leadup to today’s event — and cum filled Bart up in great waves. He sighed and moaned underneath that mountain of man-flesh, and yet still more cum jetted into him with each thrust of Miku’s powerful body. His muscles rippled beneath the layer of thickness above his trunk. Miku gasped. Another fat flow of jizz jetted into Bart’s behind.
It was hot and sticky, and Bart could feel it seeping into every part of his body. It dripped out of his ass too, forming a little puddle on the locker room floor, where it joined up with the puddle Bart had shot as well, not to mention the rather copious spit and sweat that had collected on the floor as well.
Finally, only when Bart had just realized he couldn’t breathe due to the heft overtop him, Miku rolled over and sighed. He stood massaging Bart’s smooth asscheeks with a big grin on his face.
“That was… a surprise,” Miku said. “Do not tell anyone with the league about it.” He still thought Bart had something to do with the International Sumo Association, and he assumed Bart needed to keep this a secret just as Miku did.
“I won’t. It’s just between us,” Bart said. He sat up and stretched his sore legs. “Say… where else in Japan do big guys hang out?”
He and Miku talked as they cleaned themselves up. Miku even cleaned up the cummy puddle on the floor, and he let Bart keep his mawashi. It was soaked with sweat, both fresh sweat from today’s exertions and also soaked in layers of salt crystals from past tournaments and workouts and practices. The well-worked cloth was warm with Miku’s body heat for now, and it stank with the musk of his fragrant ballsack. Bart inhaled deeply of the scent one more time, but then put it away before he got too horny again.
He wanted to bring the mawashi with him, back to America, to remind him of this forever. He wouldn’t smell it again in Japan, he told himself over and over — though he wasn’t sure he’d live up to that expectation — because he wanted to savor it anew in a few weeks, when he was back home again.
Besides, now that he’d gotten lucky in Japan once, Bart was eager to do it again.

The Shotputter

At a championship in Riyadh, the massive Norwegian shotputter Arnold Thikkerson has trouble meeting women. He’s too big, too rough and just perfect for the photographer Bart, who is eager to service all of his hard to please parts!

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Arnold Thikkersen looked around the Olympic Village. It looked so utterly normal, he thought — the buildings weren’t exactly like the stacks of squat bricks that covered his Massachusetts home, but they were similar — they were pale pastel, with balconies and yellow plaster. They looked more like the apartment buildings in New Mexico, where Arnold’s ex-wife now lived. He supposed that made sense. New Mexico was a desert just like Saudi Arabia, so they have similar buildings.
He took a deep breath and looked beyond the gated boundary that he hadn’t seen the other side of since arriving here. Could he leave the Olympic Village? He was allowed to. But he wasn’t sure he wanted to.
What if he broke a law out there? He’d rot in a Saudi prison while the American press ran articles about how foolish he was for it. What would he even do out there? There were no bars, no drinking, no dancing, no marijuana, no popular music, no interacting with women, no churches, no strip clubs, no beaches — there was nothing that Arnold wanted.
He just felt like a loser hanging around in the Olympic Village. He thought he shouldn’t feel like that. He wasn’t a loser — literally — he had just won a gold medal in the shot-put. He could throw a heavy ball farther than anyone else on Earth.
For whatever the fuck that was worth.
He passed underneath a balcony whence came a torrent of charismatic laughter. He didn’t have to look up there to see who it was. He recognized one of the voices as Charlie McDarnell, a champion volleyball player and six-packed stud who had lost for his team. It was Charlie’s error that meant the Americans were shut out of the volleyball medals this year. Charlie should have been humiliated. If it were Arnold, he’d be kicking himself, cursing his own name, refusing to leave his hotel room. But Charlie McDarnell just ran his fingers through that goddamn mane of blond hair like a Barbie — Arnold, who had started balding when he was nineteen, hated Charlie very much — and laughed with his buddies, all of whom were volleyball jocks with perfect hair and an unblemished record of never eating a carb. The media loved them. After they lost, they all got to go on NBC and meet Ann Currie and they even got to make a statement on the Goughman issue — that was a country singer, Albert Goughman, who had made intolerant statements about Samoan people. It had no relevance to the Olympics, to volleyball, to shot-put, to Saudi Arabia or to athletics in general, but the volleyball players, as a reward for losing, got to go on TV and talk about how terrible Goughman was.
Arnold had won, and no one wanted him on TV. No one cared about shot-put. The volleyball players even had some girls up there — Japanese girls, by the sound of their twinkling laughter. No Japanese girls had come to see Arnold. At the World Track and Field Championship in Osaka last year, Arnold had been mobbed by Japanese girls and thought he was finally becoming a real celebrity, only to discover that they had no idea he was a champion shot-putter — they had probably never heard of the shot-put. They had only mobbed him because he looked like an ogre. They thought it was funny and wanted to take pictures with the massive white man with the physique of an ogre.
Arnold had never been so humiliated. And that was after winning the shot-put there too. He was almost undefeated in shot-put. Literally not a single journalist had come to him since he won the gold medal. No one cared about shot-put.
He knew it was because of the way he looked. Not just him, but all the shot-put “stars”, in as much as there was such a thing. They were all big, squat bulls like him.
Arnold was bald, scalp shaved smooth, and frumpy, unfashionable no matter what he did. He once hired an agent who put him in “hot” clothes, only to laugh at how ridiculous he looked when he was dressed. He was tall and stout, barrel-chested, muscular like a moose — not fat by any means, he was a bodybuilder, he just didn’t have a six-pack. Shot-put didn’t require a six-pack. It didn’t require him to shave his shoulders either, nor to cover up the blemishes on his skin with concealer — that was what Henri Delameur (the French volleyball star and sex symbol) did, Arnold saw him do it. He didn’t understand what made volleyball players handsome but shot-putters grim ogres. He thought he was reasonably attractive. He was balding, sure, but he shaved his head so that wasn’t obvious. He was muscular and thick all over. He worked on his body, he was in good health. But still, girls ignored him and the media treated him like crap.
Arnold stood by the gate out from the Olympic Village. There was a press conference going on outside. Some handsome Canadian runner was giving a speech or something, Arnold didn’t know. He didn’t want to see the man’s dimples or his trim, neat body.
Arnold wished he had become a runner. He didn’t have the physique for it, of course, but maybe if he had been training for that since middle-school, he would have the physique for it by now.
“Okay, sweetie, you gotta relax. Smile. Smile like you enjoy smiling-“
“I am smiling.”
“Smile better. You’re smiling like a witch who’s seen a child has fallen into her trap,” said a lilting male voice.
Arnold turned around to see a woman having her picture taken. She was a wrestler, wearing a red, white and blue singlet that accentuated her curvy body. Actually, Arnold thought as he watched her awkwardly smile, she was well-beyond curvy. She was thick like he was.
She wasn’t exactly sexy. She was certainly no Hollywood starlet. But she was pretty in her way; she was thick, buxom, rubenesque and heavy. She was brimming with a peculiar sort of beauty, a very solid, firm beauty. Her beauty had gravity — that’s not a fat joke, it’s like a serious voice has ‘gravity’ — her beauty had the gravity of a warrior, and any sane man would give it all to worship at her massive body.
Arnold sure would. But he couldn’t approach her in a place like this. Or any place. He scuffed his feet and looked down at the ground. He felt too big, like a moose among mice.
She scoffed. “I can’t do this, Bart-“
“You can! You’re so beautiful!” Bart, the flamboyant photographer — who was tiny but had a large presence — kept snapping photos as he called out instructions to her. “Pretend you’ve just seen someone you know, someone you haven’t seen in a long time. Wave to them. They’re far away. They’re farther away than that. Is that how you wave?”
“I don’t know! The more you talk about waving, the less I’m able to wave! I’m not doing this, Bart! You got your stupid fucking picture,” said the woman — Paundy Sappelslim, American silver medalist. She adjusted the straps of her singlet and scowled. She scurried away with barely a glance in Arnold’s direction.
Arnold watched her go. She was hot enough for him. He didn’t mind a thick girl — which was good because he was thick too, and small girls wouldn’t give him the time of day. He wondered if he should go after her.
Bart glanced up at Arnold. “Don’t bother.”
“What?”
“You’re trying to decide whether to go hit on her, right? Don’t bother. She won’t be into you. She just got married.” Bart sniffed. “He’s tiny. Korean. Banker. It’s weird.”
“Oh.” He frowned. “Oh. Well, shit.”
“She doesn’t wear a wedding ring to competitions.”
“Ah. I see.” Arnold looked down at his feet.
“Sorry.” Bart put his camera away. He carefully packed it in its own case, then put that in his satchel. To it he added his laptop, the external hard drive for it, the four thumb drives he used to find the one thumb drive he wanted, his other phone, his charger and the ipad he always thought of as “the downstairs ipad”, even though he hadn’t kept it downstairs in years.
All the while, he sensed the heavyset powerhouse shot putter Arnold Thikkerson looking at him. Bart made sure to aim his ass in Arnold’s direction. Bart had a love for men’s physiques, and Arnold’s was an especially remarkable example of one. His heft was magnificent, powerful as a stallion and tall as a gorilla. But he had an adorable sheepishness that Bart liked as well.
“So you’re like a media guy?”
“I’m a photographer,” Bart said. “Her media consultant hired me to take pics during the Olympics.”
“Oh, so you can’t help, uh… someone else?”
“I can’t give you media advice, no. I could take your picture,” Bart said. He smiled.
Arnold blushed. He thought he should just walk away right now, but an idea occurred to him, and he wanted to try it even if it was awkward. What was the worst that could happen? Bart could say no. “Do you…? Like, I know, uh… a lotta dudes, like… know a lotta girls. Like… here. So, like, I was hoping… uh… do you know… any girls in the Olympic Village… who might like me?” Arnold’s big square face was bright red. His cheeks jiggled. “Uh… I mean… Like, for… me, I, uh…” He didn’t want to stammer, but it always happened when he was nervous.
If people knew, they’d be shocked — everyone had told him he’d get laid all the time in the Olympic Village. They thought the Olympics being in Riyadh would mean everyone stayed in, so all those Olympic athletes would be hanging around waiting to bang. They thought any athlete, especially a gold-medal winner, would be swimming in women.
Whereas Arnold had barely even talked to a female in the entire time he’d been in Saudi Arabia.
“You want me to hook you up with a girl? Paundy there is the only woman I know here, sorry,” Bart said. “I can’t, uh…” He noticed Arnold grabbing his dick through his baggy gym shorts. Arnold’s eyes were low and dim, and Bart felt bad for him. “I might be able to help in a different way though.”
Arnold was ideal, as far as Bart was concerned, skin blemishes and all. Bart blushed as he looked him up and down. Arnold wore a sleeveless muscle shirt — was that what he wore to pick up chicks? No wonder he couldn’t get laid. Girls didn’t want to see his bulging, fleshy arms and hairy pits. He smelled like a locker room and athlete’s foot powder, and he exuded heat like a furnace.
Bart, however, was glad to be with him. He smiled at Arnold. “You wanna come with me? I’ll do you!”
Arnold’s eyes opened wide. “Really?!”
Bart was surprised that he was so eager. A lot of men were willing to get their dick wet without a woman, but Arnold was jumping to agree. Bart would have offered him money if he was reluctant. It was nice to save a few dollars. “Yeah. Really.”
“Oh shit, that’s awesome, man. Do you think I could get a cover on Men’s Fitness? They have it at my gym and I want the guys I lift weights with to see it. I really wanna be in a action movie too, and I know I got the physique for it-“
“I’m sorry, Arnold, I think I misspoke. I didn’t mean ‘I’d do you’ like I’ll be your media consultant. I won’t do that. Sorry. You have a bull face. You’re not television material,” Bart said. He felt bad saying that, but it was true, and it didn’t do Arnold any good to pretend there was some chance he’d wake up tomorrow a heartthrob. “You’re not going to be the hero of any action movie. Maybe a villain’s henchman. Maybe.”
Arnold was crestfallen. “Oh.”
“I’m sorry, I know that’s harsh, but… That’s the way it is,” Bart said. He touched Arnold’s bicep and shivered with desire. “What I was saying was that I’d be glad to make you feel better.”
Arnold scuffed his feet and wrinkled his nose. He only half-paid attention to Bart at all, and didn’t pick up on his hints. “Oh. Cool.”
“I can act like a girl in the ways that matter…” Bart’s voice trailed off because it was obvious Arnold wasn’t listening.
“Sweet.” Arnold furrowed his brow. “Do you think, if I’d been running since I was eleven, would I have a six-pack?”
“That’s such a weird question.” Bart shrugged. “I don’t know, Arnold.” He hugged Arnold around the chest — since Bart was so short, his arms wrapped over Arnold’s ribs. Bart’s face pressed into his meaty belly, and he reached up to clasp Arnold’s biceps.
“Uh.” Arnold grunted. He felt like he should be annoyed, but he wasn’t — he sort of liked it. Not many people liked him like that. Most physically small people (and children) were scared of him. A drunk, petite man had literally run screaming away from him when they bumped into each other in a darkened alley in Chicago a couple years ago.
Arnold furrowed his brow as he stood there, wondering if anyone could see Bart’s hands caressing his muscles. Why didn’t girls ever want to touch him like this?
“Do you want to get your nut off, big boy?” Bart asked. He smirked as Arnold gasped and sputtered, muscles flexing beneath Bart’s tender grasp.
“Uh, oh, uh, uh… Oh! Shit, I mean… Damn… Oh, I ain’t, uh… I ain’t no perv or nothin’,” Arnold said.
“Well, good, but you didn’t answer the question though. Is that a yes? Come on, baby.” He took Arnold’s big meaty paw in his hand and walked him into a nearby building, an apartment inhabited by soccer players. They were all at the medal ceremony now (Spain won, with Belgium getting the silver and Cameroon the bronze), so the building was empty.
Bart led Arnold’s stiff, nervous body into the common area, where there was a mostly empty utility closet. He closed the door behind them, and Arnold grunted. His mind whirred. He hadn’t agreed to this, but on the other hand, thinking about an orgasm had made his cock stir in his jockstrap prison. He wanted to get a nut off so bad.
It wouldn’t really count, would it? Arnold didn’t think so. It was just jacking off with another guy.
Before he knew it, Bart’s hand was on his crotch, stroking his dick through his gym shorts. Arnold sucked in his breath. Pervy or not, he was doing this. He needed it.
He closed his eyes and bit his lip. Bart tried to remove Arnold’s shirt, but he was too short, and after a minute or two of awkward fumbling, Arnold just took it off himself. Bart kept stroking his dick through his shorts though, and he licked Arnold’s massive pectorals.
As a champion shot-putter, Arnold had long focused on his upper arms, shoulders and pecs. Those were the muscles that propelled the shot through the air. His pecs flexed beneath Bart’s lips, while Bart’s hand slid underneath those gym shorts and into the pouch of his jockstrap.
“You’re not gonna make me kiss you with tongue, are you?” Arnold said. He blushed, then worried he might have offended Bart said, “I mean… no tongue, and not after you taste my dick. No french-kissing, okay?”
Bart giggled. It was like making out with an overgrown high schooler. “Okay. No tongue.” Bart didn’t normally try to get men to kiss, but he wasn’t going to turn it down. He hopped up and hugged Arnold’s body with his arms and legs, mounting his big barrel chest and planting his lips right on Arnold’s.
Arnold’s last serious girlfriend had been furious when he tried to have sex with her without kissing — not because he was opposed to kissing, he just didn’t think about it. It didn’t seem important. She had said it was important, that was why he assumed Bart would want a kiss — as long there was no tongue and he didn’t taste like dick, Arnold figured it wasn’t even a big deal.
He felt Bart’s lips on his. It wasn’t bad. He could feel an erect firm bulge pressing against his belly, that was a little weird and offputting. But at least Bart’s dick was still in his pants.
Arnold stood there, letting Bart kiss his mouth — which was pursed shut tightly — and caress his broad shoulders. Arnold finally had enough and let him down gently. Bart kissed until he couldn’t reach anymore, and then he kissed a trail down Arnold’s neck and his broad chest until he got to his crotch.
“Hmmmm… You’re really handsome, Arnold. Girls should give you more of a chance,” Bart said. He pulled down Arnold’s shorts and jockstrap, and that massive foot-long dick flopped right out. Bart slapped his own face with it — it was just slightly soft, which was the perfect texture to just play with it a bit, Bart thought. He giggled at the shocked look on Arnold’s face. “What…? Hasn’t anyone ever slapped themselves with your cock before?”
“No.”
“Well, you should make guys get you off more,” Bart said with a shrug. He put the tip in his mouth and suckled, loudly and moistly, letting little drops of saliva drip onto the floor of the utility closet. He didn’t try to deep-throat him at first, waiting for that veiny shaft to get fully hard first.
“Ah, goddamn, shit…” Arnold hadn’t been serviced like this in a long time, maybe ever, he thought as he watched Bart slide all the way down on his dick. Not many women even tried to deep-throat him.
They certainly didn’t do it like this! Arnold sucked in his breath and threw his head back. He held onto Bart’s head, not plowing into his throat, just gripping it and rubbing his scalp. Without even his own conscious awareness, Arnold began humping Bart’s throat gently, making Bart gurgle and moan.
“Hmmm…” Bart pulled off and smacked his lips. His tongue ran down Arnold’s shaft and he suckled on those massive long-hanging balls. The sweat was intense and salty there, and it tasted like the precum that dripped down his shaft.
Bart kept teasing him with his tongue, making Arnold’s whole body shake. Arnold’s muscles tensed as he resisted his urge to hold Bart in place and ram down his throat. His belly smacked Bart in the forehead.
“You wanna stick me?”
Arnold’s eyes opened wide again. “In the ass?”
Bart giggled. He dropped his own pants and stroked his erect dick. “I still don’t have a vagina, so yeah, it’ll have to be the ass.”
“Oh…” Arnold had never fucked a woman in the ass. He was embarrassed of that gap in his sexual history, but he wasn’t about to admit it. He didn’t realize that Bart had already guessed it.
Bart leaned over the supply closet shelf and jutted his ass back. He usually had a tube of lube in his pocket, from which he smeared some on his ass with one hand, while his other hand kept a tight hold on Arnold’s dick. Bart thought it was cute — like a lot of big, horny guys, he wouldn’t do anything with his dick in someone’s hand. As long as Bart gently stroked his erect cock, Arnold did little more than grunt and gasp and stamp his feet, waiting for his dick to enter Bart’s tight hole.
“Okay, big boy, I’m ready-” Bart was surprised by how quickly Arnold moved.
He felt like his cock was about ready to burst. Arnold gurgled nervously, but his body moved of its own accord. In moments, his dick rubbed between Bart’s tight asscheeks. That hole looked too tight to be even remotely capable of taking his dick, Arnold thought.
But Bart was an expert. Of course he would know if he could take it. Arnold grimaced, closed his eyes and slid in. He couldn’t believe he was plowing into a man — and even more than that, he couldn’t believe how good it felt.
There was nary a moment of resistance. Pleasure wracked Arnold’s body from the second he entered him, and Bart’s ass clenched around his dick.
A burst of pain hit Bart first, but that quickly melted away as his body adjusted. Arnold’s heavy upper body rubbed against Bart’s sensitive, smooth back — he loved the imperfections of Arnold’s chest, the shaved-yet-scruffy hair that collected in the hard-to-trim places (Arnold was very curvy, so there were a lot of hard-to-shave spots), the few scars and little scratchy bumpy areas. Arnold didn’t use a moisturizer.
But those imperfections were one of the things Bart liked most about thick and chunky men. He jutted his ass back harder and harder, impaling himself on Arnold’s dick, until he was entirely inside him, and Bart lost himself in Arnold’s massive arms.
“Goddamn!” Arnold grunted and groaned. His ex-girlfriend had always hated how he made so much noise during sex — not arousing moans either, but little mewling grunts like a caveman, she had said. It was nice to be with someone who wasn’t so sensitive to that.
Arnold soon realized he could ramrod as hard as he wanted — that was another thing Bart did better than any female. Arnold could ram his dick in and out with all his might, and it just made Bart moan louder and louder, begging for more.
“Stick me, big boy!” Bart shouted.
“Aaah…” Arnold felt his orgasm welling up deep within him, and he had to suppress an urge to shout — he didn’t want anyone to hear him; the building was empty, but there were still security and maintenance people around.
Bart’s prostate was alive with pleasure, sending overwhelming waves of bliss through him. His hands tightened into claws that tore at the shelves beneath him, and he accidentally knocked a roll of paper towels onto the floor. His face was covered in sweat, though Arnold’s hefty body was even sweatier. Bart could feel his thickbody sweat flowing down his chest and coating Bart’s back.
Cum flew into him, great creamy gobs of it that coated his insides and flowed throughout his body. Arnold shot a load as big as he was, his cum having been cooped up in those low-hanging balls for a long time. His cock and his sac twitched as he sprayed his wad deep into Bart’s ass.
He had never felt anything like it. Arnold wordlessly shouted, no longer needing to focus on being quiet because he was unable to make a noise if he wanted to, beyond his horse-like whinnying and nostril-flaring. He kept Bart in a tight chokehold — not actually choking him, just preventing him from moving while Arnold drained his balls deep into Bart’s ass.
“Shit…” Arnold said with a throaty chuckle. “Shit…..”
“Thanks for that,” Bart said. He slipped off Arnold and sighed as relief flooded his body. That had felt so good he was dizzy now, positively delirious with the post-orgasmic spams still wracking his body. Arnold’s muscles rippled where they pressed against Bart’s back.
“Yeah, uh… Cool. You too.”
“Congrats on the gold medal,” Bart said. He wiped up Arnold’s body with those paper towels he had knocked onto the ground. Then they both awkwardly got dressed in the tiny closet.
“So you can’t make me a star?”
“Not unless you grow a better head of hair, a six-pack and some dimples,” Bart said. “Later.” He slipped out, leaving Arnold there to sigh with a mixture of disappointment and satisfaction.
This trip to Saudi Arabia was turning out better than he had hoped, Bart thought, even if his photoshoot hadn’t gone well. He still needed to get a casual shot of her. Just one picture in which she looked comfortable and happy in her own skin.
But he was already distracted, wondering when the next shot-put championship would be. Bart planned on being there to get another taste of his favorite athlete so far.

The Fat Cop

Bart is out and about when a violent encounter leads to him meeting the hunkiest of pudgy cops — Officer Lawrence Lumpowski! Can Bart service Lumpowski’s alpha male meat?

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Bart was tiny, and he felt like an idiot standing outside with a broom in his hand. What was he going to do with a broom? Sweep the man to death?
A few yards away, Josh Winters, a skinny white thug with a tattooed neck and a ropy-muscled body, stood in a wifebeater and jeans, shouting into a brick wall. He wasn’t even comprehensible anymore, just red-faced, blaring, spittle flecking the wall, fingers tightened into a fist that smacked against the bricks. He had so many endorphins running through his veins he didn’t even respond like he was in pain, even though he must be, his hands were bleeding.
A lesser man, Bart thought, or any woman would think Josh was the most handsome.
But Bart wasn’t into skinny guys, or even muscular guys. He appreciated the physiques of fat, stout, big or chunky men. Josh was the exact opposite of Bart’s preferred body type.
He stood in the doorway with his broom, ready to jab it into Josh’s face if he tried to come in again. Luckily it didn’t seem to have occurred to Josh to try a window, or one of the other doors into the photography studio — which, now that it was relevant to him, seemed disastrously hard to secure to Bart. There were a dozen windows on the ground-floor, and three doors.
If this was a zombie movie, he thought, there’d be no way I could keep this place secure.
There was just the one man though, not a horde of zombies. He had shown up to “speak to” his girlfriend, a plus-sized model named September. She was stunningly gorgeous, and she worked for Bart at his plus-size modeling agency. She was here to model lingerie intended for “rubenesque ladies with curves for miles”, according to the description the label had sent him. That was September. She was rubenesque for sure, or maybe a few pounds under rubenesque, which was even better for fashion purposes. She was achievable-hot for actual rubenesque women.
Anyway, Bart had been keeping Josh Winters at bay with the broom for ten minutes, waiting for the cops to show up.
“Girl, you had better get ya stanky ass out here or I swear I will smack the tits off ya body! Huh? You playin’ wit’ me? Huh? You think I wouldn’t find out about ya sluttin’ it around! You is fuckin’ every man in the state, bitch! You disrespectin’ me! I swear to Christ, girl, I will take that broom off ya bitch-ass boss and ram it so far up his ass I gonna sweep his tongue clean!”
Bart’s heart raced as he jabbed the broom at him. He had started off using the handle-end, but he soon learned that the straw end was actually very painful, and it covered a wider area. He jabbed it into Josh’s face, leaving a multitude of red marks and making him groan and scratch at his eyes. Bart tried to punch Josh while he screamed obscenities, but he only bumped into the door itself.
“Ah!” Bart squealed. He was a tiny man who had never been in a fight in his life. He didn’t know what to do about this. He swatted Josh in the face again and tried to push him away.
“Fuck you! Little bitch! I’m comin’ in there! Bitch, you had better get out here right now-!” His face was blustery as the broom handle again pushed him from the doorway.
Finally, a siren could be heard. It felt like he had called the police an hour ago. It had actually been some twenty minutes, which was a superlative response time for the Baltimore City Police Department. Bart waved the broom towards Josh, who staggered around, blinded — some of the straw from the broom had scratched his eyes.
“Fuckin’ shit! Did you call the cops on me, you bitch?! I never hit you! I ain’t never hit you! Don’t tell ’em I was ever violent, bitch! You fuckin’ bitch! I never hit you! You fell, you fall, you fell, you fell, bitch! You know that!”
Soon it was all over. Two bored-looking cops got out of their car and grabbed Josh. They seemed to know him personally, and they seemed to take offense at having to arrest him yet again. They tossed him into the wall until he stopped shouting, and they got handcuffs on him. His nose bleeding, eyes red like a stoner, bleary and cursing under his breath, he was forced into the back of the cop car.
One of the cops went in to talk to September and take her statement, while the other cop stayed with Bart. Bart had been so excited and worked up that he didn’t notice until then that this second cop had one of those physiques he craved.
He was pudgy, which was what Bart liked most about him. He was white and bald — it looked like he was balding by nature, but he shaved his head to a gleaming cue ball — with a powerful body and a layer of fat atop it. His flesh bulged against his uniform shirt.
“Uh-huh, sweet, okay, so you jabbed him wit’ the broom?”
“Only when he was trying to get in and threatening my model,” Bart said. He wondered if he should be making a statement at all — would they charge him with a crime? What if Josh was blinded by that broom?
“Don’t worry, we ain’t lookin’ to charge no one. You shoulda broke that broom off inside his bitch-ass,” the cop said. He had deep dimples like he would have been handsome if he weren’t so pudgy. He had a stentorian Baltimore accent with a souciant of East Coast stawk. His name, according to the badge on his chest, was Officer Lawrence Lumpowski.
The name was appropriate, as he was shaped like a muscle-bound lump of manmeat.
Bart wondered if he could get a taste of Officer Lumpowski. He wanted to so bad he could already imagine what it would taste like — bitter and salty and warm, fleshy, soft and firm at once. He wanted him real bad.
But how could he make that happen?
As Bart finished giving his statement, another car pulled up, followed by a second one. These weren’t police cars. A pair of young men got out, running their fingers through their fantastic hair. They wore sunglasses and sleeveless shirts that showed off their bodies. They had six-packs and perfect teeth.
They were models as well, and a few minutes later they were joined by a photographer, a makeup lady and a talent agent — they were who had rented this photography studio after Bart. Bart had forgotten that he only had the space until four o’clock. The fashion shoot was supposed to be quick in the studio, then him and September were to go to the florist shop on Elm to shoot some more pictures. The arrival of Josh Winters had delayed everything.
As the male models filed in, and September came out with her girlfriends comforting her — she had called them — Bart stood back with Officer Lumpowski. Lumpowski’s eyes opened wide at the sight of September — a big-ass beauty if there ever was one — and watched her get in her friend’s car. He didn’t stop staring until she was out of sight, and there was nothing to look at but two male models comparing abs.
“Shit… Was I starin’ at her? I shouldn’t stare at battered girls, but damn, she was hot,” Lumpowski said. “What was she doin’ with a loser like Josh?”
“Ugh, don’t even get me started. You shoulda seen her last boyfriend. He tried to get her to sign one of those consensual slave contracts, and he lived with his mom in a trailer,” Bart said. He rolled his eyes. “Women have awful judgement.”
“Yeah.”
“You like your girls thick, huh?” Bart said.
“If they look like that, hell yeah,” Lumpowski said with a low whistle aimed at no one in particular. He glanced at the male models with their oil-glistening six-packs. Lumpowski laughed and clutched his belly. “I ain’t never one day in my life have a six-pack like that. Shit, I ain’t never have a one-pack. I once had a dream ‘bout doin’ half a situp and woke up sore as a dog.”
“I prefer the physiques of a larger man,” Bart said. He cleared his throat. “In fact… I love to jack off big men.” He patted Lumpowski on the arm. “Including large cops.”
Lumpowski laughed, then cut himself off, bit his lip and blushed. His big chunky cheeks turned bright red. He realized Bart was serious. “Oh… Wait, what?”
“You actually have the perfect male physique, Lumpowski,” Bart said. “I wouldn’t change a thing. I’d gladly get you off anytime. You could treat me like a fake pussy, like your own personal fleshlight. Shit, if you weren’t a cop, I’d have already offered you fifty bucks just to let me stroke it a bit.” He threw his hands up. “But I realize you’re not into that. Sorry.” He paused and giggled. “I was just kiddin’ about offering money, Officer. That’s probably a crime, I would expect, some sort of hygiene thing, right? At least against department policy, I’m sure. And I would never ask you to violate a department policy.”
“Uh-huh. You serious? You into them…?” He grunted and covered his leering eyes, suppressing a laugh. “You’re into… like… fat… men?”
He looked so embarrassed that it made Bart laugh along with him. Luckily September was gone so it didn’t seem disrespectful. Bart clutched Officer Lumpowski’s jiggling body for support as he guffawed, and Lumpowski turned redder and redder. He watched Bart’s hands clutch his chest and belly.
“Oh yeah, yeah, I sure do-” Bart said, clutching Lumpowski’s bicep through his uniform shirt. though covered with a layer of flab, Bart could feel the giant firm muscle beneath.
“Lumpowski! Let’s go!” His partner, Heartley, called out. He was getting in the patrol car, but he stopped when he saw Lumpowski. He motioned towards the driver’s side door as though Lumpowski should already be behind the wheel. Then Officer Heartley said, “Whatchoo makin’ that face at?”
“Oh, just this dude…” Lumpowski said. “It’s a… Nothing. Nevuhmind.” He glanced at Bart. “Nevuhmind, you. That ain’t… Don’t do nothin’ Jesus wouldn’t do.” He was still red-faced and chuckling as he got in the patrol car and drove away. Bart was disappointed. He had thought that that encounter was going somewhere.
So he just went home. That photo shoot had been a bust. Lumpowski had been a bust. He never even took a single pic for the lingerie company. He was going to have to set up another photoshoot with September. He sent her a text asking how she was doing and asking her to let him know if she would be willing to do the photoshoot again, once she was ready.
He’d already paid her too. Shit…
Then he went out for his nightly walk. He liked to walk as the sun went down and it wasn’t so hot anymore, and the traffic on the road wasn’t so bad — there was no sidewalk in the area he did most of his walking. It was much easier once the day’s traffic died down, and he preferred walking in the neighborhood to using a treadmill.
He hadn’t gotten very far, however, before there was a car by his side — a police car. It pulled to a stop and the driver’s side window rolled down.
“Hey, man! Hey… you want a ride home?” It was Officer Lumpowski, his big bald face gleaming as he smiled. Heartley was gone, it seemed.
“Oh, uh, well… I was just walking, y’know… for walking.” Bart slid into the passenger seat. “But thanks.”
Lumpowski started driving again. “So, uh… I was kinda hopin’ I’d run into you,” he said. He cleared his throat.
“Uh-huh.” Bart pretended to have no idea what Lumpowski was talking about, though he had a pretty good idea where this was going.
“And, like… how you… you’re into… jacking off big guys. You know? Like… was you serious?”
“Very,” Bart said. “Did you get my address from the statement I made? Is that legal?”
“It ain’t illegal unless I access the data in the database for an impropuh purpose,” Lumpowski said. “Ain’t illegal to remembuh what you told me and write it down somewhere othuuh than the private database.”
“I see. That’s a cute technicality. Remember to take it for a walk and feed it every day.”
“So, like… If you serious, y’know… When I was growin’ up, my Uncle Ralph, he was a biker and shit-“
“Sounds nice.”
“And he was always, y’know… He said one time — or a couple times, but y’know… like he said… you know… it ain’t wrong, like it ain’t a sin — you know, like you can still — I don’t mess wit’ girl crime victims. Okay? Don’t make me do that sensitivity trainin’ again, I can’t handle that-“
“I won’t complain. You can park there,” Bart said, pointing to his driveway. Lumpowski pulled in and stopped the car.
“So, like…” Lumpowski’s big face was as red as a cranberry, shadowy with the dim light of dusk. “So, uh… I was… My uncle… and like, my dad, and some other guys, uh… back then… They was like… It ain’t, you know, makin’ ‘em sinfulnessly… if they’s… like on top. You know? Like… tops and bottoms, you know about that?”
“Yes, I know about that.”
“So, uh… like… Do you… think that… is right?”
“Well, it didn’t make any sense, you were babbling. But your uncle sounds like a very smart man, Officer Lumpowski,” Bart said. “I think he was right.”
“Shit, so like… I want… I mean… I got a wife, you know, but uh… She don’t like me… We is on the feud… I mean… She’s at her sister’s. She say I’m… Well, she ain’t too fond of me right now,” he said. “So, y’know-” He gasped and sucked in his breath as Bart’s hand snaked over to his lap. Bart’s delicate fingers snuck under his belly and into his crotch, where he ran his fingertip over the shaft of Lumpowski’s cock, stretching against the fabric of his uniform slacks.
“How far back does that seat go?” Bart asked softly.
“Pretty far, see?” He raced to activate the lever and scoot his seat back. That gave Bart plenty of room to get his face on Lumpowski’s dick between his belly and the steering wheel.
“I think cops should blow their nut all the time. It aids in focus,” Bart said. “But of course I’d never make girls do it, that would be wrong. So I’d just have to step up to the plate and jerk all those dicks.”
“Ah, shit, man, I ain’t stick my dick in a wet mouth in like six months. My wife won’t do it anymore. She said she read on a website how it’s like… impressive.”
Bart looked up at him. “What?” He undid the belt and unzipped Officer Lumpowski’s slacks.
“I swear, that’s what she said. She can’t do it anymore because it’s impressive.”
“Oh… Are you sure she didn’t say oppressive?”
“Ah! Oh, fuck! Yeah, that makes more sense!” He lifted his ass up enough to rearrange the tight white briefs he wore, giving him enough space to pull his fat bullish prick out through the fly. It flopped onto Bart’s face. “Oh sorry, I ain’t mean to mollywop you.”
“That’s okay,” Bart said. “I appreciate a good mollywopping.” He took Lumpowski’s dick in his hand and let it slide into his mouth.
Lumpowski sighed. “Shit, man…” One of his heavy hands touched Bart’s head, spreading his mouth open. “Sorry, shit, Jesus, man, that feels good. I needed that.” He leaned his head back and sighed. His dick stiffened up quickly — he must have been very horny, Bart thought.
Soon it jabbed into the back of Bart’s throat, and Bart deep-throated him into his meaty crotch, his nose nuzzling Lumpowski’s unkempt pubic bush. He inhaled deeply of his unwashed scent, the day’s musk having built up. Bart bet Lumpowski didn’t wash these slacks every day either, they smelled stale, like they were soaked in Lumpowski’s intense scent.
“Damn… My wife never sucked me off like that, yo,” he said. “I used to know this girl who did, but she dumped me a long time ago. My wife, shit… she never deep-throated me. Or even tried to. I thought that was messed up, she was always givin’ me tips on how to lick her pussy better, and printing out these weird-ass articles about how I should watch her put makeup on cuz that’ll make me lick pussy better. She said it helped but then like a week later…” His voice trailed off into a moan, and he humped his hips up, forcing his dick deeper into Bart’s throat. “Shit, man…”
Car 91. Car 91. Are you still on the road?
“Shit!” Lumpowski grabbed the radio off the dashboard. He took a deep breath, hoping he didn’t sound like he was getting off. “Yeah. I’m still out. What’s up?”
Chief says you gotta come back, you never signed that report about the domestic violence call.
“Goddamn it…” Lumpowski said. “Hey, man, was there anything you forgot to tell me earlier?”
“What?” Bart pulled off his cock, thick tendrils of spit still connecting him to the shaft.
“I gotta go back to sign it today, which is a pain in the ass, unless I gots a valid reason for not finishing it. It’s a law,” he said. “If you forgot to tell me somethin’…”
“That guy, Josh, he called me a pussy. Did I mention that before?”
“Nah, you ain’t say that. Good. That’s good, that’ll do,” he said. He spoke into the radio. “I had to re-interview the witness, about a possible miso… misojinny hate-crime charge. I’m doing it right now,” he said. “I’ll have to sign it tomorrow.”
Ten-four.
Lumpowski laughed. “Shit, thanks, man.”
“No problem… You could say thanks another way, you know…”
“What?” Lumpowski was already trying to feed his dick back into Bart’s mouth. He grunted, his cheeks ruddy again as he was nearing his orgasm. Precum ran down his shaft, and Bart licked it up.
“Hmmm… You taste real good, but you’d feel even better in my ass,” Bart said.
“Holy shit, you’re serious? You don’t think I’m too pudgy?”
“Too pudgy? Is that a thing?” Bart said. “I’m pretty sure it isn’t. I’m an expert, and I’ve never heard of it.” He leaned his own seat back as far as it would go. Then he climbed up into the basket-seat, facing backward. The cop car was barely spacious enough for Lumpowski to fit behind him, but Bart enjoyed the feel of him squeezing in there.
“Man, can’t we go inside?”
“No way,” Bart said. “I wanna get plowed in a cop car. Don’t worry, none of my neighbors can see.” Trees and an unkillable grove of bamboo blocked the view from the road, and the only house nearby was for sale and not currently being lived in.
“It’s a tight fit,” he said, then he chuckled as he slid past Bart. He grunted and squeezed to get behind him, his rock-hard dick rubbing against Bart’s ass. “Ha, ‘tight fit’.”
Bart giggled too. “Tight fits are the best.” He didn’t make it too easy for Lumpowski to get behind him. He liked making Lumpowski work and rub all over Bart’s body as he squeezed into the passenger seat. Bart was crouched down, spreading his cheeks to give Lumpowski easy access.
“Does your wife ever let you fuck her in the ass?” Bart asked.
He snorted. “No way. She wouldn’t even let me look at her ass,” he said. “She said I got a dick like a billyclub. She weren’t never gonna let me try anal.”
“Why did you hook up with her? She sounds like a bitch.”
“Yeah… But she’s hot, and y’know… Women don’t like pudgy guys, so I don’t got a lotta choices.” he said. “And she was nice… y’know, before. Before we got married.” He wedged his dick between Bart’s cheeks. “Ah, shit, I can’t believe I’m gonna stick a dude’s butt. I seen guys do that in jail, but shit, man…”
Bart opened his mouth to respond but all that came out was a wrenching oomph as he felt intense pressure in his ass. He could understand why Lumpowski’s girlfriend was not so enamored of the way he plowed into — he was aggressive and awkward, plowing in at different angles, huffing and puffing like a tired bull, his heavy body pressing down on Bart.
But while his girlfriend might not have liked it, Bart loved being treated like a piece of meat. Lumpowski could use and abuse his ass for as long as he wanted and, ideally, a little longer than that. He groaned and moaned, turning his face so Lumpowski’s hot breath condensed on his cheeks instead of the back of his head. His hands turned into claws that dug into the upholstery beneath him.
“Shit, man, damn, lemme in, shit, don’t move, don’t move, don’t move—” Lumpowski said. He sucked in his breath and a few drops of spit escaped onto Bart’s face. Intense pressure erupted in Bart’s ass, as Lumpowski’s cock rammed inexorably deeper and deeper. You could tell he’d never fucked a woman in the ass, because he was awkward and fumbling, with the cramped quarters contributing to his struggles. Bart writhed in his powerful body, as pleasure flowed like wine through his veins.
Bart slurped it all down, and when he got Lumpowski’s thick arm in front of him — Lumpowski’s writhing atop him ended with Bart in a loose chokehold — he slurped the sweat that clung to him, and he licked Lumpowski’s dense arm hairs. The smell of Lumpowski’s armpits wafted into his nostrils. A cavernous moan of bliss escaped from Lumpowski’s throat, and he squeezed Buck tight.
His uniform scratched at Bart’s back as Lumpowski pressed down on him, cock all the way in, moving in little circles, grinding atop Bart’s prostate. Bart cried out, the sound muffled by Lumpowski’s uniform and arm. Bart jacked his own self off, reaching his orgasm as his prostate exploded in ecstasy.
Cum sprayed onto the seat, followed moments later by a burst of semen into Bart’s ass. Bart sighed and moaned, slurping on Lumpowski’s forearm hard enough to leave a hickey. The pain in his ass right now was intense, but the pleasure was even intenser, and it made Bart dizzy, giddy with desire. He could have gladly flailed beneath Lumpowski’s body forever.
But eventually he was done, and Lumpowski’s cock fell limp inside him. Great gobs of cum spilled out, but Lumpowski remained right there. He murmured “don’t move” every few seconds, though Bart couldn’t move anyway, the pleasure within him was so potent he couldn’t think of it, and there wasn’t space to move in the tiny squad car.
Then Lumpowski backed out with a chortling gasp. He struggled to back away enough to get his dick out, since he was trapped in the little space between the seat and the dashboard.
Finally, Lumpowski was out, and Bart scampered over the passenger seat into the back, where he sprawled out, exhausted and spent. “Shit…” Bart said.
Lumpowski sat back, his dick out, copious sweat beading on his forehead. “Goddamn… Hey, can I come see you again, man?”
Bart smiled. “Sure. Anytime. I’m not always around though. Text me first,” he said. “If I’m in the city, I’ll come running.”
Lumpowski nodded. He lay there in the passenger seat, dazed, while Bart cleaned himself up. Then Bart cleaned off Lumpowski’s cock, kissed him on the neck and climbed out of the car.
He hoped Lumpowski did call him, though Bart expected he might not be around. He traveled often, both to find new plus-sized ladies for his modeling agency and to go in search of his ultimate love: fat men.