Not that Wojo had any problems with church. He was a Christian man. But he don’t wanna watch Labyrinth yet again at church, with all them busy-bodies. Pastor Steve is always rubbing Wojo’s shoulders and shit.
And Wojo couldn’t sit with her! Pastor Steve don’t allow the unmaritals to sit next to each other on movie nights. That was both a blessing and a curse. A curse cuz Wojo only went to be with Pam, so if he gotta sit among the men, then what was the point? A blessing cuz it meant Wojo don’t really gotta watch the whole movie.
Tonight, by the time Jennifer Connelly got to the hands, Wojo and Pastor Steve and a couple others was off to the church’s gym, where they lifted weights and talked about baseball. That part was fine. Wojo’d rather sit and watch teevee at home with Pam though. The one with the big city cop who solves murders in a small town is pretty good.
On the way back to Smashwood that night, Pam told Wojo about the hot gossip she picked up among the ladies of First Grace. Wojo dunno how she watched the movie while hearing all the rumors. She done grapevine out tidbits on all the women who wasn’t there tonight. Wojo listened to ’em all. Women got an infinite hunger for talking about other women. Wojo do not share that hunger.
From Wojo the Action Hero