Yo’ daddy was listening to some nutty-butter rap when he put a baby in yo’ mama, so you end up short

Luckily, Thumper heard a song on the TuneBleed that he curled his lip at, and he couldn’t resist mouthing off about music nowadays and how it made him wanna crawl in a cave and cut his ears off. That nigga be listening to Lionel Richie and shit. Prince. Some nigga named “Eric B” and some other one-name nigga “Rakim”. Michael fucking Jackson — not even proper Michael Jackson, Thumper listened to the Jackson Five! What kinda granddaddy nonsense was that?! Deon ain’t wanna get his goat going, so he kept quiet, he just let that old fool harangue the Lil Nas X song on the TuneBleed.

“I like music. I like propuh music, nigga, not some pisspuffin smackin’ his lips like a retard, whisper-rappin’, shit, goddamn, makes my dick shrink…” Thumper looked Deon up and down. “Bet that’s what happened to you. Yo’ daddy was listening to some nutty-butter rap when he put a baby in yo’ mama, so you end up short. If he was listenin’ to proper music, you’d be my size.”