The Cowboy Bottoms

Juniper enjoys the physiques of the cowboys and farmworkers of the Goodman Ranch in Wyoming Territory, but when he’s interrupted by the strongest cowboy around, he’s in for a wild ride… in which this tiny twink just might climb on top! Can the legendary cowboy Hawthorn Spooner endure the vigor and joy of a twink on top?!

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Juniper Nightsky hurried out the back door of the farmhouse. The sun was shining but nearing the horizon, and it was hot, humid, the air as thick as a woolen blanket. Juniper made sure Mister Goodman ain’t seen him, but he been sneaking out like this nearly every evening for some time, so he was confident he could get out there surreptitiously. He had an hour while the cook finished the cowboys’s dinner.
The barn — the one everyone called the Green Barn even though the green had faded — was a dingy wooden structure. Many of the slats had separated from each other enough that Juniper could hunker down behind the barn. There, he could peer into the barn where the farmhands bathed.
He got there just in time to watch them strip their sweat-soaked clothes off, talking and laughing and shooting the shit. He couldn’t quite hear their words today, but he saw one grab his bare manhood and wag it at the others as though threatening to beat them with it.
There was a large copper of warm, soapy water, next to an old rickety hot water heater, fueled by coal. Juniper had filled the coal hopper a few hours ago, so the water was good and warm, steaming hot. The cowboys filled the copper tub with water, already naked, their tautly muscled bodies arcing and flexing as they roughhoused. Juniper stayed well back and avoided making any noise, so he could peep on their handsomeness. Juniper greatly appreciated the male physique, and he enjoyed watching the well-formed cowboys bathe.
His dick stiffened in his pants, even though Juniper now saw that his favorite cowboy, Hawthorn, wasn’t there. He was disappointed, but the half-dozen other men were handsome enough — Hawthorn often had extra duties to attend to, so he sometimes ain’t bathe with the others. Juniper felt a twinge of desire as he rubbed his dick with first one, then both, hands, peering closely at the naked men and their soap-drenched bodies.
“I knew it, boy,” Hawthorn said, his deep voice booming behind Juniper. “I knew you’d be back here, touching yerself…”
Juniper jumped out of his skin — they all knew that he watched, but knowing it was different than seeing it. Juniper blushed and looked down. His heart sank as he turned around, cock pulsating in his fingers. Hawthorn stood there shirtless, wearing just his denim and thick boots, carrying his ten-gallon hat. His broad shoulders dripped with sweat, and the dark hair on his chest was matted to his muscles. He was a great big bear of a man, with biceps as thick as Juniper’s head — that was why he often had special duties to attend to, because he was the strongest man on the farm (and probably the whole county).
He loomed ahead of and above Juniper like a mountain of a man, and he clucked his tongue. He shook his head. It was hard to tell, though, if he was really upset or not. He was very religious, so he might have considered it unchristian behavior. Juniper was a Christian though, he went to church weekly. Not all of the cowboys did.
“Tarnations! Hawthorn! I — I — I was j’est watchin’, tha’ss all,” Juniper said. “It ain’t, ah…-“
He put one of his heavy hands on Juniper’s shoulder and squeezed. Juniper fell silent. As always when he was touched by Hawthorn, Juniper felt a surge of desire. Hawthorn’s hand was firm and confident, and the smell of leather and sweat and trail dust clung to Hawthorn. Juniper licked his lips and moved slightly closer to Hawthorn, the better to feel the body heat emanating off him and sense the firmness of his musculature. He was leanly muscled, sharp-jawed and eagle-nosed, and the way his chest rippled stirred the fire in Juniper’s loins. Juniper shuddered, embarrassed at how Hawthorn looked at him like a disobedient child. His manhood stirred in his pants at sight of Hawthorn’s body and the feel of his touch on Juniper’s thin shoulder.
“I ain’t nevuh say nothin’ on account of Mistah Goodman hired you. I got great respect fo’ him and his authority on this ranch. I’d never tell him his worker was abscondin’ from work to come peep on the hands.” He clucked his tongue again. His voice had the sharp-eged twang of a cowboy, which sent a chill up Juniper’s spine.
Juniper blushed. “I don’t know about that-“
“You’s an adult, boy. You must know if’n you can hold off on ya urges ‘till ya find a female,” Hawthorn said. “A beast don’t resist it’s urges, son. Is you a beast? Or is you a godly man? Cuz if you a beast, then I j’est might treat you like one.”
“I ain’t a beast,” Juniper said. “I’m not. I wouldn’t peep on women, if that’s what you mean. I nevuh would, suh!”
“Hmm-hmm… I believes you on that front,” Hawthorn said.
“I wouldn’t! I j’est likes to watch, I does.” Juniper lowered his eyes from the intense gaze Hawthorn put out in his direction.
“I sometimes feel rightly in a similuh fashion, muh manhood be rumblin’,” Hawthorn said. He leaned in, so his deep voice was loud in Juniper’s ears. Hawthorn’s voice was moist. “Sometimes, e’en whores feel too far away. Sometimes a man just gotta get a load off. Sometimes a man gotta do what he gotta do fo’ a bigger man by gettin’ that bigger man off.” Hawthorn sunk to his knees, which put his head just below Juniper’s — Hawthorn was more than six and a half feet tall, so he towered over Juniper normally. Then, much to Juniper’s shock, Hawthorn leaned in and kissed him.
Right on the lips. Both men’s hands were down by their sides, and Juniper stood on his toes in exhilaration as the taste of Hawthorn’s masculine mouth flooded his own. Juniper reeled.
His tongue planted itself in Juniper’s mouth, crowding out his own tongue. Juniper gripped Hawthorn’s biceps for support, and again felt a surge of desire at how thick and rock-hard they were. His body was slick with sweat and trail dust, which Juniper tasted on his scruffy lips as well.
“The vaqueros get each othuh off,” Hawthorn said when he pulled off Juniper for a moment. “Was they the ones who showed you how to do it?”
“Mister Goodman doesn’t allow me to speak to the Mexicans,” Juniper said. He blushed. The Mexican vaqueros who came through the farm a few times a year were rough-and-tumble men who often brought with them their own prostitutes. Juniper also snuck down to watch them by the fire, sticking their dicks in the same cum-oozing snatch over and over. It was both disgusting and erotic for Juniper. Mister Goodman ain’t allow Juniper to talk to them because he thought they were a bad moral influence and Mister Goodman believed it was part of his job as a boss to prevent his workers from moral corruption.
They were Catholic anyway, or maybe pagan, some men did say. Some men didn’t see a difference between a Catholic and a pagan. Juniper didn’t distolerate a man for his religion. He was scared of the vaqueros though.
“They do that,” Hawthorn said. “I seen it on the trail plenty. Vaqueros do use a man’s bottom. You unduhstand? His rear.” He leaned closer to Juniper. “His ass.” He chuckled and undid the fly of his worktrousers and took out his thick, veiny cockshaft. He gave it a few strokes.
Juniper blushed. Before he could do anything else, Hawthorn kissed him again, and wrapped his ropy-muscled arms around Juniper’s body. The warmth of his body heat was alluring, and Hawthorn’s massive cock pressed against Juniper’s side. It was even hotter than the rest of Hawthorn, and it pulsated where it pressed against his flesh.
Despite to feel it without clothes in the way, Juniper wanted to undress. But more than that, he wanted to taste Hawthorn again. He had been surprised by the kiss a few moments ago, and he wanted to do it again without being surprised.
So, flush with desire, Juniper kissed back. He rammed his tongue into Hawthorn’s mouth this time, and Hawthorn was the one who was surprised. He paused, naked, as Juniper’s hands desperately roamed over his muscular body.
Juniper’s dick strained against its fabric prison until Hawthorn pulled his pants down. Juniper ain’t know what was coming as Hawthorn’s kisses lowered from his head to his neck, then licked down his smooth chest. He pulled away just long enough to glance over at the green barn, to see if anybody might have spied them. The other cowboys were in the large tub now, just sitting there and marinating in the bathwater.
It probably smelled rank in there. Rank in a good way. Juniper kind of liked that smell, though he would never admit it, the smell of both clean men and dirty men mixing together with soap and water and leather and filthy denim. Hawthorn kind of liked it too.
“You taste like a girl,” Hawthorn said with a light groan. He suckled on each of Juniper’s nipples in turn. They grew hard, and Juniper shuddered with anticipation. Hawthorn’s strong hands kneaded the flesh of Juniper’s body.
Juniper cried out for more, and he too explored Hawthorn’s body with his hands. Hawthorn’s cock was rock-hard and throbbing, and Juniper liked the way it felt in his hands. All of Hawthorn was a delight to touch though, and Juniper did not stick to Hawthorn’s cock. He groped his muscled back and his ass, and he kissed him again and again.
“Hmmm… Hawthorn…” Juniper couldn’t think of anything to say, but this all felt too good to remain quiet, so all he did was cry out Hawthorn’s name. “Hawthorn!”
“Hmm-hmmm…” Hawthorn was flush with desire as well, but he remained stone-facing, in control as always. He kissed Juniper on the neck and on the nape.
Through the slats in the barn wall, Juniper could see the other cowboys and ranchhands clearly. They were done bathing now, but they sat in a circle, naked, flopping their uncut cocks between their fingers. A few of them even playfully groped each other. Juniper felt hungry at the sight of them.
Juniper gasped when Hawthorn put his cock in his mouth — he hadn’t thought that was coming. Hawthorn was so much taller and bigger he had to move from kneeling to crouching, and even that got awkward soon, so he laid on his back on the ground. Juniper mounted his face and angled his dick down, allowing him to plant his head in the meat of Hawthorn’s belly.
“Yeah, lemme taste that,” Hawthorn said, licking his lips. “It do taste just like a pussy.” He devoured Juniper’s dick, and Juniper threw his head back as he stifled a moan. He bit his tongue to stop himself from making noise, not wanting to attract attention from the men inside the barn.
He had never felt anything like the mouth encircling his dick. Juniper’s whole body undulated as pleasure wracked his sweet, smooth frame. His back arched and covered with goosebumps as Hawthorn’s fingers clutched it, pulling his body down so he could better deep-throat Juniper’s dick. He swallowed it to the root, until his nose was nuzzling Juniper’s crotch.
It might have been nice, Juniper thought, to jack Hawthorn off at the same time. If they had been near the same height, it might have been possible. But as it was, Juniper could do little more than reach for Hawthorn’s dick. It was hot and fleshy, limp still, but pulsating with potential power. Juniper wondered what it would taste like.
They sixty-nined — almost, since Juniper could barely reach Hawthorn’s cock — there behind the barn, just a few yards from the other cowboys. Hawthorn’s practiced lips worked up and down on Juniper’s smooth shaft, sending wave after wave of bliss through his body. Juniper didn’t know it could feel like this.
Juniper was engrossed in the feeling of warm pre-orgasmic pleasure emanating from his cock, and he couldn’t quite concentrate on reaching far enough to swallow Hawthorn’s dick at the same time.. Hawthorn was so much bigger than Juniper that he had a huge throat that opened up plenty wide enough for Juniper’s dick. It throbbed as it pulsated in and out of Hawthorn’s mouth, slathered with spit from his thick tongue.
“Oh god, Hawthorn, this feels so good!” Juniper asked. He reached for Hawthorn’s dick, which pulsated in his fingers, its veiny shaft feeling so thick and perfect like it had been made to fit in Juniper’s hand. He stretched forward enough to get the knob in his mouth, and the intense musk of Hawthorn’s manhood flooded Juniper’s senses.
“This is just the beginning. If’n you like this…” He ain’t need to finish his thought, and he was interrupted by an involuntary moan anyway, as a translucent fluid leaked from his cock.
“I told that slut to clean her cootchie off ‘fore I stuck it in, and she try to charge me extra fo’ it! Said I gotta pay fo’ her time and shit…”
“Did you pay?”
“… I try not to, but she got a big Indian fellah collecting money, and he ain’t nice about it. He’s as big as Hawthorn, and if’n you ain’t got the money to pay, he put your ass out on the street, peddling ya bottom until you make up the difference.”
The sound of the cowboys laughing as they talked about women made Juniper moan with desire again. They sounded so arousing, and he liked that story they told about the Indian man Johnny Redcob — Juniper knew who they spoke of, the silent Indian who worked at Lipsweet in town. That was a bar of floozies and cheap whiskey, rotgut stuff the both of them. Juniper didn’t go there.
But what he learned about how they collected payment interested Juniper very much. Maybe Lipsweet was more enjoyable than he had thought. From the way the cowboys talked about it, he assumed women were the only attraction there.
The cowboys kept hiding their conversation, lest Mister Goodman overhear and scold them. They repeatedly checked to make sure no one was near the barn. They only kept an eye on the main entrance though, because that was the direction Mister Goodman would have come from. He would have been furious if he heard his men talking about such disreputable notions as prostitution. He didn’t allow them to do anything that would bring this ranch into disrepute.
Since they looked only towards the main house, they had no idea that Hawthorn and Juniper were close enough to hear every word.
Juniper brought his fingers to his mouth, where he smelled the musty, cottony scent of sour precum. He sucked one finger, and shuddered at first at the potent, acrid flavor. But he decided he loved it, and he wanted more, so he licked the rest off his skin.
“You taste so good,” Juniper said. Hawthorn’s cockjuice tasted like what Juniper always thought it would smell like in the barn while the cowboys bathed. He suspected it would actually smell like hay and rotting wood, but in his mind, he smelled skin and soap and sweat, and the air tasted like those rock-hard biceps of Hawthorn’s that Juniper had licked. Unable to reach Hawthorn’s dick, Juniper continued licking the man’s meaty belly, his barrel-shaped chest and his powerful muscles.
Hawthorn took one of Juniper’s hands and guided it between his legs, through the tangle of hair beneath his low-hanging balls. Then Hawthorn lifted up his legs to give Juniper access to his ass.
A murmured choking sound came from Hawthorn’s throat — he was saying something. Juniper was in such intense throes of bliss he ain’t know what, but when Hawthorn repeated himself around the cock throbbing in his throat, Juniper got the gist of it. He was saying he wanted Juniper’s bottom. With his legs in the air, Juniper’s ass was bare to the world. That position also had the effect of pushing his dick up a bit, now so close to Juniper’s face that he could smell the precum, and when he stuck his tongue out, he garnered a taste of Hawthorn’s manhood, a single tantalizing taste of it.
When Juniper pushed one finger inside that dark, moist ring, Hawthorn’s whole body stiffened. Juniper ain’t know if that was out of pain or shame or eroticism or all three, but his muscles writhed beneath Juniper’s body.
His asshole was warm and tight. Juniper could barely get his index finger all the way in. He felt it clench around his finger as he began pushing it in and pulling it out. There was a sulphury smell, Juniper noticed, but behind that was the scent of manhood, musk and masculinity. He inhaled deeply of it the best he could while keeping his crotch on Hawthorn’s face.
Hawthorn had such a wide ass with plump, trembling cheeks that Juniper was entranced by them, even from his angle where he couldn’t quite see what he was doing. His hand disappeared between those broad cheeks, and every motion of his finger in Hawthorn’s ass made the cheeks jiggle again.
Scooting forward the best he could without removing his dick from Hawthorn’s mouth, Juniper managed to get the tip of Hawthorn’s dick in his own lips. He sucked on and played with the piss-slit with his tongue, while his free hand hefted Hawthorn’s heavy balls. Hawthorn gasped and spat thick precum onto Juniper’s tongue.
He had been so focused on Hawthorn’s buttcheeks that he ain’t notice right away when Hawthorn smacked Juniper’s ass, to tell him to take his dick out of his mouth. When he did, Hawthorn gasped for air. His face had turned red, and spittle left a trail between his lips and Juniper’s dick, which spasmed as though begging for more.
“I’m sorry, was that too much-?”
“Nah, you taste like woman, boi,” Hawthorn said. “Don’t apologize. Go’n and stick it in me. I wanna feel you in me.”
Juniper raced into action, excited to have this opportunity. He had never thought he would get to smash this cowboy’s tight, meaty ass. Kneeling behind him, Juniper stroked his dick as he wedged it into Hawthorn’s ass. Hawthorn’s great trunk-like thighs were right in front of his face — he still laid there on his back with his legs in the air — so Juniper gripped them for support as he pushed his dick between Hawthorn’s cheeks.
The sweat and the spit lubricated his manhood, and he easily slipped the whole thing in Hawthorn’s cavernous ass, each cheek of which was bigger than Juniper’s head. Despite his great size, his asshole was still tight and it clenched down on Juniper’s cock. Hawthorn grunted in pain and breathed heavily as he focused on opening up.
“Now move it back and forth. Keep it slow,” Hawthorn said through gritted teeth. Juniper had never seen him in pain, not even the one time he had been kicked by a mule in front of Juniper, and responded as though nothing had happened. Juniper hesitated, not wanting to hurt the man, who had been so nice to him, even before all this. Hawthorn grimaced. “No, you’re doing it right. It’s s’posed to hurt a bit. That’s god’s way of reminding us that jackin’ off is a sin, that we gotta seek forgiveness afterwards.”
Overwhelming pleasure coursed through Juniper’s body even before he began gyrating his hips. Soon, however, he got the hang of it, and he pounded that meaty ass as hard as he could. His cheeks jiggled with every thrust of Juniper’s cock deeper and deeper into him.
With Hawthorn’s spit as lube, Juniper had no trouble getting his dick in and out. He had had difficulty with just one finger, but it seemed Hawthorn had become so aroused he was opened up. Juniper felt a surge of desire; he rather wanted to try being on the bottom for Hawthorn’s massive meat too, but Hawthorn had such a huge cock, he was sure it would hurt badly. Still, it just might be worth it, he thought.
“I wonder where Hawthorn’s at.”
“Probly jackin’ off wit’ them vaqueros.”
The cowboys in the barn laughed knowingly, as though this was a common inside joke. Juniper was so distracted by his orgasm that the men’s words ain’t sink in right away — then he realized that they were saying. Hawthorn had a habit of having jacking off with the Mexican men as well. He had a hard time picturing any of the hardscrabble Mexicans submitting to a gringo cowboy like Hawthorn.
But Juniper was too engrossed in Hawthorn’s ass to think about that too much. He rammed his dick in and out now, no longer worried about hurting Hawthorn, who moaned and gasped loudly, as though he had no concern for being caught. Juniper stroked his dick as he smashed his ass, and played with his hairy balls with his other hand.
“Smash me, Juniper, oh tarnations, yes!”
An orgasm built up slowly but inexorably, and Juniper fought it off as long as he could. But it inevitably took over, and he gasped. He had to bite his lip to avoid being heard by the cowboys inside the barn. He shuddered and sprayed cum inside Hawthorn’s ass, while Hawthorn shot his own load all over his chest.
His climax was like nothing he had ever felt before. Juniper had touched his own dick on a number of occasions, alone, in his room, exploring his body, and he had smashed plenty of men through the years. But he had never experienced pleasure like this. It rocketed up his spine and made him moan a tight, pinched sound that felt like it should have been much louder than it was — not that Juniper was trying to make noise, he still wanted to keep this a secret from the naked cowboys in the barn.
He shot a huge load, or at least it felt like he did. It jetted from his cock for a full minute, coating every inch of Hawthorn’s hefty insides. Hawthorn smiled as his belly was covered in cum inside and out, his own massive wad spreading and flowing over his hairy skin.
“Aw, damn, boi,” Hawthorn said. He shook and shuddered with a mixture of pain and post-orgasmic bliss. “Don’t tell Mister Goodman about this. He’d fire us both fer shure.”
Cum dripped from Hawthorn’s ass, while Hawthorn’s own load matted his chest hair to his body. Juniper continued moving his hips back and forth now, but very slowly, marveling at how Hawthorn writhed and contorted every few seconds when the motion reawakened his orgasm.
“I won’t tell him anything,” Juniper said, his voice weak and strained. His orgasm had exhausted him more than any amount of work he had ever done. It made him want to eat a second dinner right now, then crawl into Hawthorn’s arms and sleep, right here behind the barn if he had to.
Juniper pulled out, breathing a sigh of relief. Hawthorn’s great wad of pearly cum sat on his warm chest, in the nooks and crannies created by his muscles. Juniper leaned in and licked it up, savoring the salty taste and creamy texture.
He licked it up all the way to Hawthorn’s face, where he kissed. Hawthorn gagged a little at the cummy flavor of his own wad on Juniper’s tongue, but he kissed back, wrapping his arms around Juniper’s back. The salty flavor of cum passed back and forth between their mouths as they both fell limp in each other’s arms — Hawthorn’s great big hulking limbs wrapped around Juniper, whose stick-like body in comparison couldn’t quite reach, so he just grasped at Hawthorn’s broad, sweat-dappled and sun-ruddened shoulders.
“Thank you, Hawthorn.”
“Don’t mention it, Juniper. For real, definitely do not mention it,” he said. “I was serious ‘bout keepin’ this a secret. Don’t mention it to no one, especially Mister Goodman.”
“I won’t. It’ll be our secret. Can I come see you again?”
“Anytime,” he said. He chewed on his lower lip. “You know which barn I sleep in, right?”

The Tough Guy Bottoms

Avery’s visit to a reconstructed First Nations village goes topsy-turvy when he arrives on a day it’s closed to tourists. He does run into one hunky reenaactor with some curious ideas and a raging desire to explore the world of Twink on Top!

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The town of Tomwell, Ontario was beautiful, and Avery was glad he went, but he was annoyed with himself for taking an extra day there. He had driven this far from Thunder Bay — where he was staying for a business trip — only to visit the authentic Nakawē (Saulteaux) Indian village called Wazhashkwaazh a few miles even further west. He’d long been fascinated by First Nations cultures, and he’d looked up the reconstructed village on a list of tourist attractions. He felt like a giddy child on the way to an amusement park as he rolled into the village near the Eagle Lake 27 reserve.
But there was no one around. The gate at the village entrance was unmanned. The parking area had four cars in it, but they looked like they’d been there a long time. He saw no signs of any people. On the website, the village was crowded with reenactors, they had bow-making demonstrations and pottery and body art and storytelling sessions.
He knew the village wasn’t free, he had been planning this trip for months. It cost a hundred Canadian dollars for a tour and a show through this reconstructed Nakawē village. Avery had watched their video on YouTube several times.
It was the middle of the day on a Saturday. What tourist attraction wouldn’t be open then?
He looked in the little window at the gate. There was a stool and a cash register and credit card machine. The drawer from the cash register was on the floor, which was sprinkled with coins, like the till had been spilled. A few footprints in the dirt near the gate were the only signs of actual humans. There was only one set of footprints, though whoever it was had walked in and out of the gate and then gone into the less footprinty part of the village — only the dirt near the gate was loose enough to keep a footprint.
No one was here to take his money. An eerie feeling overtook him, and for a moment, Avery was certain he’d been transported back in time, that he was now living in pre-contact Indian times. Any second now he thought he’d see a grizzled hunting party wandering into town, lugging a slaughtered bison.
But no, the dirt road that ran through town was still there. There was a tourist stand nearby. A plastic bag danced in the breeze near a sign announcing tour hours that was posted near the gate. His car was parked on the side of the road. It was still modern times.
He walked to the nearest tipi, which was also the biggest — that would be the chief’s, presumably. He figured, if any tipi had people in it, it’d be that one. Aside from being the biggest, Avery spied an extension cord snaking out of it and running over to an outdoor fusebox tucked away near the gate. The extension cord was both camouflaged with foliage to hide it and marked with bright orange tape to avoid a tripping hazard.
“Hey, Thin-Chin, who are you?” barked out a voice from one of the smaller tipis nearby. “You’re not allowed here. Wazhashkwaazh is closed today.”
Avery went over there and saw a Nakawē man, tall and broad-shouldered, with muscles rippling over his chest. He stood in the shadowy entrance to the tipi, glaring at Avery. He was built like Superman, Avery thought, blushing like a silly girl. He was so handsome he virtually glowed. Between his aquiline nose and the beautiful straight black hair that ringed his head, Avery was about ready to shower him with kisses. But the man was tough, scarred, harsh-eyed, square-jawed. He looked more like a biker than a traditionalist Indian, and he certainly wasn’t a reenactor trying to convince anyone he was a pre-contact Indian. Avery had a feeling he didn’t work for the village, but why else would he bere? A series of Grateful Dead dancing bears was tattooed on his bicep, so he was hardly attempting to pass. He could have covered up his arm with a sleeved shirt or some sort of leather armband, but he hadn’t.
“Uh, hello, man,” Avery said. “I’m Avery. I was coming to see the village, is that not-?”
“Thanksgiving. Today is the day we celebrate escaping the thumb of your people’s control-“
“I’m not Canadian, I’m American.”
He narrowed his eyebrows to slit as though he hated Americans. “What?”
“I’m American. You thought I was Canadian, my people were never in control here,” Avery said. His heart sped up. Was he in danger? This Indian seemed hostile, and his bulging muscles were imposing. Maybe he did work for the village, Avery thought now that he was close enough to see the man — he wore a leather sleeveless shirt that showed off his biceps (including those Grateful Dead bears), but he had on tight bluejeans as well. A feather stuck out from the headband he wore, keeping his wild black hair in place.
“I meant ‘white people’, not ‘white Canadians’.”
“Oh. Well… Okay.” Avery was right in front of the Indian now, which was a terrifying place to be. His deep-set eyes glared down at Avery. Avery gulped and looked down at his feet. “Are you… uh… Do you work for the village?”
“Yes.”
“Oh. Okay. So you’re closed for Canadian Thanksgiving? I, uh… I’m sorry to hear that,” Avery said. “Happy Thanksgiving, I guess-” He was so scared, aroused, surprised and excited that it was hard to really think about what he should do next. He had driven so long to visit here, was he really going to have to leave without seeing anything more interesting than a muscle-bound Indian?
“My people do not celebrate Thanksgiving.” He looked around as though his people’s absence proved that. He shook his head at Avery.
“Well, happy ordinary day then. I just… I was going to pay to visit the village. I feel bad that I’ll see it without paying,” Avery said. He batted his eyes at the Indian flirtatiously. “I was hoping to see a show.”
“My name is Sassaba. If we put on a show today, I would be the bad guy,” he said through gritted teeth.
“Oh.”
“Partway through the dance lesson, I attack, with a dozen men. We use real weapons,” he said. He flared his nostrils. “Real axes.”
“Oh, that’s, uh… cool.” Avery could understand that casting decision — if there were any First Nations men who looked like a real villain, it’d be Sassaba. He was so intense Avery had trouble looking him right in the eyes. “Isn’t that… dangerous? You throw real axes at people?”
“Shut up,” Sassaba said. He seemed about to say something else, so Avery didn’t respond. Sassaba did not say whatever was dancing on the tip of his tongue though. He stood there like a hostile statue.
“Okay, well… I guess if there’s no show today, I ought to leave. If you had a gift shop or something-“
“Shut up, I said.”
“Oh so you don’t want my money? This village has no need for revenue?” Avery wrinkled his nostrils. He was not a confrontational man, but Sassaba was beginning irk him, and after a long drive to get here, Avery was in no mood to be treated this way.
“Come in here with me,” Sassaba said. He phrased it like a command that he assumed would be followed because his commands were always obeyed. His deep voice echoed in the tipi he had been crammed into before Avery arrived, his big body making the large chief’s tipi seem small.
Though Avery was scared, he didn’t even think about leaving. He may have been small, thin and weak, but no one ever accused Avery of being a coward. He had been on the receiving end of plenty of alpha males with desperate hardons, and he had a strong suspicion that that was exactly what was about to happen. He couldn’t wait.
“I don’t like tourists, Avery,” Sassaba said like he despised the name.
“I’m sorry-” Avery followed him into the tipi. It was cozy in there, inviting, dimly lit with just a small electric lamp. The smell of leather filled the air. The tipi itself was artificial leather, Avery was pretty sure, but there were real leather artifacts on display. It was too dark with the flaps closed — Sassaba closed them as soon as Avery came in — to read the informative plaques attached to each artifact. The display cases ringed the outside rim of the tipi interior and took up most of the room.
“Shut up. I don’t like white people either.”
“Seems like a strange place for you to work then. Isn’t this place usually crawling with white tourists?”
“I said shut up.” He paused for a moment to see if Avery continued speaking, but he did not. Sassaba got down on his knees so he could squeeze into the tipi very close to Avery, his eyes on Avery’s level, staring into him like he’d find a treasure in there. Avery found it hard to think about what he still thought was about to happen because, just a meter or so from Sassaba’s feet sat an old, rusty tomahawk. It may have been in bad condition, but it looked plenty sharp enough to hurt. “Do you think I’m scary?”
Avery gulped. He shook his head, hoping he really did believe that Sassaba was kind at heart and it wasn’t just wishful thinking. “Uh… I know Native Americans are peaceful-“
“Do not lecture me about my own people. If I wanted to read Wikipedia, I’d read Wikipedia. And don’t call me Native American. I’m Canadian. Call me First Nations.”
“Yes, sir,” Avery said, then blushed. He hadn’t meant to call this man sir. He was just such an intimidating tough guy it was hard not to.
He frowned. “A lot of the actors that work in this village try to jack me off. They are flouncing sissies, ‘sensitive’ types.” He said that as though he disliked sensitivity. “They are not real men.”
“Oh, that’s too bad,” Avery said, though it didn’t sound like a problem to him.
“They think that, because I’m big, I’d never want to bottom, that I must always be dominant,,” Sassaba said. He sneered at Avery. “I really hate tourists. Stand up, thin-chin.”
Avery slowly stood on stiff knees. He was short enough that he actually fit in this tipi, and he could have even raised his arms above his head. Sassaba could not. Avery felt tiny in comparison with Sassaba’s massive frame.
But before Avery even knew what happened, Sassaba was at his crotch — he had Avery stand so he could kneel. He ripped at Avery’s jeans, tearing the zipper as he pulled Avery’s pants down. Then he grabbed on Avery’s underwear, pulled them down too and swallowed Avery’s limp dick so fast that Avery nearly fell over.
Pleasure shot up Avery’s spine. His knees buckled. His dick remained soft in Sassaba’s mouth at first, as though he was too surprised for his own body to react. A part of him was still frightened that this was all a prelude to an attack, a tourist-bashing, a hate crime or a just plain garden-variety mugging. Sassaba’s mouth was hot and warm, and he was a tall man who easily deep-throated Avery, down to the root.
“Oh, god, oh… Okay…” Avery murmured. He was so used to bottoming for big bears like Sassaba that he didn’t know how to react to this. He sucked in his breath and stood on hies toes. His hands fluttered around Sassaba’s head, which he wanted to grip so he could hump Sassaba’s mouth — that’s how alphas usually did it when Avery was on his knees in front of them — but he thought Sassaba might object, and Avery didn’t want to do anything that risked this not continuing any farther.
Despite his anxiety, Avery was more aroused than he had ever been. His cock rocketed to attention once he got acclimated to what was happening, and pangs of pre-orgasmic pleasure shot up his body. His petite muscles all tensed at once and stayed flexed.
“Oh god, Sassaba!”
Sassaba was clearly unpracticed. He hadn’t been lying about usually being on top, that much was clear. His toothy mouth encircled Avery’s dick hesitantly, and he gagged at the taste. But he didn’t show any reluctance. His massive hands held onto Avery by the thigh as though to hold him in place.
Bent over in front of Avery, Sassaba’s massive body took up most of the tipi. Avery was pinned between him and the leather wall of the tipi, where he could smell the pigments painted on the outside, seeping through the fabric into the interior. Sassaba’s shoulders rippled when Avery’s fingertips touched the firm muscle there.
Avery’s hands reached down of their own accord, jumping like he didn’t expect it when he finally touched Sassaba’s powerful back. His body was like a barrel of rope, Avery thought, the strands writhing as Sassaba moved his head up and down, as though it took every muscle in his body to swallow Avery’s cock.
Then he pulled away without warning. He stopped just centimetres from Avery’s dick, thick strands of precummy spit connecting his face to Avery’s meat. He kissed the tip and frowned like he hated it, as though Avery were making him do this.
“I hate tourists,” he said gruffly. He spat on the floor of the tipi.
“You mentioned that,” Avery said. He took a deep breath. “They annoy me too. I live near a Civil War battlefield back in West Virginia-“
“Shut up,” Sassaba said. He stood — stooped over in the tiny tipi — and glared at Avery like he was a rotten piece of meat. He hissed at Avery, who again felt sure this was it, he was about to be robbed.
But no robbery was forthcoming. Instead Sassaba turned around. He bared his big brown ass as he got on his knees and elbows. Bent over he seemed even bigger, his broad body barely fitting in the tipi at all. He spread his asscheeks with one hand, while he supported his upper body on the other.
Avery couldn’t believe his luck. He was actually getting to penetrate this Indian tough guy — he had to be the most arousing man Avery had ever seen, and Avery got to slam his ass. It was such a shock that Avery had trouble getting in position.
He was a bottom by nature. Avery had only ever topped a few men before, and this was an entirely different situation. Bent over with his ass in the air, Sassaba’s butt was too high — Avery could nearly lick it, and he certainly couldn’t get his dick in. He’d need a stool or something similar.
“Uh, you gotta get lower,” Avery said. Sassaba glared at him but did so. He had to crouch to get his ass low enough.
But at last Avery was able to wedge his dick between those cheeks. He had never felt such a muscular ass, with barely any detectable fat, just big plump cheeks — his massive trunk-like thighs spread to give Avery easy access to Sassaba’s tight hole. Avery’s hands roamed over his taut ribs and powerful thighs, then went back to his ass to spread his cheeks. Then Avery guided his cock to Sassaba’s booty.
When Avery pushed the tip of his dick in, Sassaba yelped and howled. He clawed at the dirt floor of the tipi. He shook his head.
“Are you okay, broh?”
“Keep goin’, thin-chin!” Sassaba barked angrily. He backed his ass up but stopped after shoving just a few more centimeters in. He winced and bit his lip. Sensations visibly undulated through his body.
“Here, this’ll help relax you,” Avery said. “I’ll give you a reacharound.” He tried to stretch his arms around Sassaba’s torso, but he found that he was so small in comparison to Sassaba that it simply didn’t work. Avery could barely reach Sassaba’s cock at all, much less grip it tightly enough to jack him off. Sassaba’s torso was too thick, broad and strapping for Avery’s tiny lithe twink body to give him a reacharound.
“What’s wrong with your tiny white arms?” Sassaba asked.
“Sorry, you’re too big,” Avery said. He laughed, the motion of which made his dick slide deeper into Sassaba’s tight ass. That sent a jolt of pleasure up Avery’s spine, and he covered it up with a snort. “Well, not too big. But big.”
Sassaba grunted, the closest thing to a laugh or an even remotely happy sound that he had made since Avery met him. Sassaba’s face was intense — Avery couldn’t tell if Sassaba was enjoying having his ass plundered or not. He assumed he must be happy enough with it, since he had initiated it and could have backed out. But Sassaba’s face was tight, scrunched-up and tense, barely lit by the weak electric lamp in this tipi.
“So the other Native —I mean, the other First Nations reenactors won’t stick you in the ass?”
“It’s not that,” Sassaba said, his voice hoarse and breathless, warbly like an overexcited songbird. He hung his head low as he accepted Avery’s precum-leaking cock, clenching his teeth and wincing every few seconds, then relaxing and letting out a moan of either desire or pain or both. “They would, if I asked them to. But they would never let me live it down. If I let them do it once, they’ll never stop pestering me to do it again.”
“I guess that makes sense.” Avery was trying to slow down his orgasm now, because he felt it coming soon and he wanted to prolong this experience.
“Unlike you. When you’re done, you’ll just go back to Texas and I’ll never have to deal with you again.”
“I’m not from Texas. I’m from West Virginia-“
“Don’t care, thin-chin,” Sassaba said. “Anywhere south of Detroit is Texas.”
They both grunted as the last centimetre of Avery’s cock squeezed into Sassaba’s ass, which had stretched and widened enough that he could take it. Avery gyrated gently but inexorably, driving his dick all the way in and out with each thrust of his hips.
Being on top gave Avery a burst of confidence and bravado. He so rarely felt like this, he thought, and he wanted to do something with these feelings. He lightly tapped Sassaba’s asscheeks. “Hey, if you get to be offended by me calling you Native American, then I get to be offended by you calling me Texan. We’re a different people. Our accents are totally different-“
“Quit whining,” Sassaba said. He grunted and heaved as he accepted Avery’s cock ramming into him.
Since Sassaba hadn’t complained — and he actually seemed to be enjoying himself, he was even jacking his own cock off now, because Avery couldn’t reach his dick — Avery took that to mean he could accept even harder sodomy. He slammed his hips back and forth, gyrating to be sure he hit every part of Sassaba’s prostate.
That must have worked because Sassaba writhed as though he was in the most exquisite pain. He struggled and heaved and snorted, and a part of Avery was glad because the way he moved was so graceless and clumsy — he had this stereotypical view of Indians as elegant athletes who could accomplish anything with their relentless physicality. It was good to know that even a big muscly Indian like Sassaba could be overwhelmed and flustered, even clumsy.
Avery didn’t even realize that Sassaba was near orgasm until it happened. His muscles all flexed at once, and he shook, his whole body vibrating, asscheeks jiggling. The smell of cum filled the tipi as he sprayed cream into his own hand.
That caused his ass to clench down on Avery’s dick, which in turn sent waves of orgasmic pleasure up Avery’s spine. He grunted in sync with Sassaba, and their rutting sounds filled the tipi. Avery bit his lip so hard he drew blood as his orgasm assaulted his body.
Cum spurted forth, coating every inch of Sassaba’s insides. Sassaba shuddered and moaned, and Avery grunted — shocked at how masculine his own sound was, rather than the whimpery groaning he usually emitted. The most jaw-dropping orgasm of his life wracked his body with such potency that Avery collapsed.
“Ah, fuck yeah, thin-chin…” He let out a long, crooning groan.
He landed on Sassaba’s broad back, and Avery licked the sweat off whilst he writhed atop Sassaba’s muscles. Sassaba barely seemed to notice, as he contorted at the same time, those massive muscles flexing all at once beneath Avery’s grasp.
Finally it was all over. Avery had no idea how long he laid there, but he only rolled off Sassaba’s body when every last drop of cum had been drained out of him. Sassaba took a deep breath and Avery sighed. He cuddled up next to Sassaba, nuzzling his nose in the man’s throbbing biceps.
“Wait here,” Sassaba said. He kissed his hand, then planted a kiss on Avery’s cheek. He stood, bare ass gleaming in the dim light that filtered into the tipi. Again he had to stoop over some because he was too tall to fit in here. “Close your eyes,” Sassaba said. “The spirits wish me to show you something.”
Avery giggled and did as he was told. Sassaba hurried outside the tipi, keys jiggling, seemingly unworried about his naked body. He had left his clothes inside, Avery noticed — he could feel Sassaba’s leather shirt and jeans beneath Avery’s body. He’d gone out into the village naked.
A car started. It was only then that Avery started to connect the dots — why would Sassaba have left with keys if he didn’t have his own clothes? Whose keys did he carry?
Of course, there was only one possible answer. Avery opened his eyes. His clothes were gone.
He scurried out of the tipi just in time to see his own car driving away. There were three Indian men walking into the village at the same time, carrying Lawtons shopping bags. They waved at Sassaba in the car, flat-faced and grim, like they assumed Sassaba was a tourist. They obviously hadn’t recognized him.
They glared at Avery, whose naked white body shone in the mid-day sun. He was going to start burning very soon in this sunlight, Avery thought. He shivered and blushed intensely as his mind raced — he had no clothes, no money and no car.
What had happened? It all ended so quick he didn’t get it. He was still putting two and two together as the three Indians came closer.
“Howdy,” said one of the Indians. “Was that your buddy? Where’s your clothes?”
“We’re closed today. It’s Thanksgiving.”
Avery sighed. “Do you… Uh… Is there an Indian named Sassaba who works here?”
“No.”
“Does a rival tribe attack you during your show? With axes?”
“What, no? We’re trying to combat negative stereotypes, sir. Depicting Indians as violent, murderous savages would run counter to that,” said the Indian.
“And the Nakawē did not use axes in combat,” said another.
“Can you put some clothes on, sir?”
Avery sighed. He went back into the small tipi to get Sassaba’s clothes. They were too big for him by far, but it would be better than being naked.
The tipi still smelled like funk and armpit sweat, and the clothes carried Sassaba’s unwashed Indian scent. His attar had notes of pine trees and leather, and the scent made Avery so horny he wanted to bust all over again. He clutched Sassaba’s shirt, which was what smelled most strongly of his manly odor.
He stayed in there, savoring the smell of Sassaba’s body, for so long the Indians outside asked if he was alright. But Avery was better than alright. He may not have had any money, any ID, a car or even any clothes that fit him, but he wasn’t hurt and he’d be able to get his employer to send him a cab. It’d take a long time to get back to to the hotel, but he’d get there eventually. He’d just have to wait here in the Indian village.
That was just fine with Avery. He didn’t care what else happened: he had a leather shirt that would forever remind him of Sassaba.

The Electrician

Rob has an electrical problem, for which he hires an unexpectedly studly American Indian electrician. A freak accident shakes Rob and ends this little slice of rough trade before it begins… or does it? Lindsey just might be more willing than he let on!

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Rob was expecting Lindsey Hornbellow to be a woman. He thought he was being all progressive and shit by calling the lady-electrician — something about Lindsey Hornbellow’s website made that seem like a good idea — Hornbellow Electric Work had good reviews on Yelp but not suspiciously good, and the website said they did work on weekends. Rob was pretty sure he had never seen a female electrician in person, nor in TV or movies, so it felt like a blow for female empowerment to hire Hornbellow Electric.
He had been without electricity for a camping trip for a weekend, and then came home to a house without electricity and a refrigerator full of rotten food. The whole place stank of fish because of the freezer going out — it actually didn’t smell bad until Rob opened up the fridge and freezer doors, and now nothing would make the smell go away.
So he had called Lindsey Hornbellow, expecting some rough-edged blue-collar woman. Rob cleaned his kitchen the best he could despite the smell and got ready to mop the floor before he was interrupted by the service van pulling into his driveway — Rob was staying at a vacation property with no servants, so he had to do all the work himself. Rob went to his window expecting to see the Yelp-recommended female electrician.
But Yelp had not pointed out that Lindsey was a man, and it certainly didn’t inform Rob he was handsome, with the muscles of a Greek god. So Rob’s knees went weak when he saw him climb out of the service van. Rob had been assuming Lindsey was a woman for so long he continued to think this man was some sort of assistant. Even after the handsome man came to the door and Rob saw the name-tag sewn on his jumpsuit, Rob thought that they had switched jumpsuits as a joke.
And then, all at once, while Lindsey examined the fuse-box and the circuit breaker, Rob remembered that Lindsey was a gender-neutral name. He groaned at his mistake but also grinned: If he had known how handsome Lindsey Hornbellow was, he’d have hired him for sure.
“The problem is that you got a bad barnhouse fuse, that’s what you call this right here. These old houses in the woods usually have them.” Lindsey kept going, explaining what he had found, but Rob zoned out. He was entranced by Lindsey’s strong jaw and luxurious black hair, which extended well past his shoulders.
He was Native American, Rob was fairly certain. Lindsey had dusky skin that was immaculately smooth, with deep-set eyes and broad shoulders. He moved with a pantherine grace, and Rob could watch him do work for hours. Lindsey’s jaw was strong and high, totally hairless, as was the part of his chest that Rob could see under the tight tee shirt he wore beneath his jumpsuit.
“Uh-huh.”
“So I’ll have to replace that. The barnhouse fuse’ll be four hundred dollars. The labor to replace it, that’ll be maybe another…” Lindsey paused and took a quick, sneaky look around the house. “Another four hundred, so like eight hundred total-“
“I have homeowner’s insurance,” Rob said. “They’ll cover it.” He grinned. It was obvious Lindsey had looked at Rob’s furnishings and decided to charge him a lot. Rob wasn’t surprised — he was, in fact, very wealthy. But that was why his dad had homeowner’s insurance. When you were rich, every plumber, electrician and handyman upped his rates to compensate. Rob didn’t have the time or wherewithal to negotiate with them, so his dad paid a homeowner’s insurance company to do it instead.
Lindsey furrowed his brow. “Fine. I will call them,” he said. Rob gave him his insurance card, and Lindsey stepped away to make a call. He returned quickly to say that they would call him back with an approval.
Rob cleared his throat. “Maybe we could pass the time somehow,” Rob said with a seductive smile. That bulge in Lindsey’s jumpsuit attracted his eye and made him leer at it. “I was thinking… I could pay you an extra five hundred dollars for something-“
Lindsey’s face was dour, looking down on Rob as though he thought Rob should know how to do this stuff. “Your homeowner’s insurance will probably cover it, you don’t need to pay. They might not pay for the nice replacement barnhouse fuse, so it’ll probably blow out again in a year or so. You could pay the difference. You really get what you pay for, either a really cheap Mexican-made one that’ll last you a year or a nicer one made in Germany that’ll last a lifetime. You won’t need to pay five hundred dollars though, the difference between them is like a hundred bucks-“
“There’s no… American-made option?” Rob asked. He thought his seductive tone should be obvious, but Lindsey just shrugged like he didn’t notice. Rob’s eyes roamed up and down his body, checking out the bulge of his crotch in that electrician’s jumpsuit. He had a nice plump ass too, and his hands were just a bit gnarled and callused, with some scars perhaps from being shocked — Rob loved a nice pair of blue-collar hands, especially in this case because they were a stark contrast to the pristine look of Lindsey’s face and his unblemished skin everywhere other than his hands. Rob batted his eyes at Lindsey. “I was hoping for something American and solid and-“
Lindsey shrugged and went to the fusebox to point it out. “No, there’s no American manufacturer. The people who built this house used the Mexican kind, see? It says ‘Made in Mexico’-“
“No, I was offering you five hundred dollars to do-“
Lindsey pointed into the fusebox, his finger glancingly touching a bit of exposed wire with the end of his fingernail.
An explosion of sparks filled the air. Rob was just inches from Lindsey’s body, smelling the cheap deodorant covering up his masculine scent, and his heart nearly leapt into his throat. For just a moment, he thought Lindsey was so handsome he had exploded.
But it was the fuse-box. Lindsey collapsed to the ground and grunted, while sparks rained upon the carpet of Rob’s basement.
“Oh… Oh shit!” Rob ran to Lindsey, stopping himself at the last second so he didn’t touch him — he wasn’t sure if he was conducting electricity; Rob didn’t want to electrocute himself. Then Rob saw the sparks on the carpet triggering smoldering and flames. This house is about to burn down. “Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh… Shit… Fuck! Fire! Fire!” Rob yelled as though there were firemen within earshot. Stop panicking and do something!
This was all happening so fast, he thought, he couldn’t decide what to do. Help Lindsey and risk getting shocked? Put the fire out somehow? How could he put the fire out? Lindsey groaned and moved, so Rob knew he was still alive.
Rob darted into the bathroom, and, unable to find any other container, he grabbed the mop-bucket he had gotten ready with heavy-duty cleaning solvents in order to get that smell out of the kitchen. He wheeled it out into the den. He dumped the water over the floor, and it sizzled, putting out the fire before it got out of control.
Lindsey staggered to his feet. He looked dizzy, and his hair was frizzy, no longer laying perfectly straight behind him. The carpet now stank of mopwater. The water had been clean and soapy, in preparation for mopping upstairs, but the bucket itself stank of stale mopwater. So the entire basement reeked of soil and whatever muck clung to the mop-bucket.
“Oh god…”
“Are you okay?” Rob asked. It occurred to him only now that there was a fire-extinguisher on the patio, right outside, by the barbecue — that would have been quicker than the mop-bucket. He felt like an idiot. He went to all the trouble of buying a fire-extinguisher and then forgot about it when he needed it.
Lindsey nodded. He held up his hand to show that the fingers he had touched the fusebox with were scorched black. His arms and legs jittered. “I think… there is something else wrong besides the barnhouse fuse.” His cell phone chirped and he turned off the ringer. “That was your homeowner’s insurance, but the quote I asked them for no longer applies. I’m going to need to turn the electricity off here at the circuit breaker.”
“Yeah, sure, yeah,” Rob said. “Yeah. Cool.” He was still too exhilarated from the electrocution and near-fire to think about anything else, even Lindsey’s body.
“You were offering to hire me for something else before I touched the fusebox?” Lindsey said. He wrinkled his nose, the mop-bucket smell growing more intense by the moment.
“Yeah, stick me,” Rob said with a sigh. He looked at the carpet. “I’m going to have to get new carpet down here. This is nasty, it smells like a burnt dog-“
“Stick you?”
Rob nodded. “I could shampoo it, but that won’t get the scorch marks out. It was a nasty carpet to begin with.”
“You want to hire me to stick you?”
Rob looked up. He hadn’t meant to be so abrupt about it. He was so focused on what had just happened that it had all slipped out without thinking about it. “Yeah, uh… Sorry, I was… I just wanted to offer you five hundred dollars to cornhole me. Sorry. I usually am, uh… Sorry, I’m unfocused right now.”
Lindsey was silent for a long time. His face was expressionless except for the furrowing of his eyebrows. “You want to… cornhole me?”
“No! No, other way round, I want you to cornhole me.”
“Oh.” Lindsey shook his head. “No way. I…” He sighed. “No.”
“Okay, cool, no problem, no biggie,” Rob said. He was disappointed, but rejection came with the territory. Lindsey didn’t even look like he might haggle, so Rob didn’t offer more money. This day had turned out to be too stressful to worry much about that anyway, and Rob could always go to the biker bar if he got horny. There was always someone there with a slab of meat Rob could swing on.
Lindsey just turned off the electricity for a few hours, and Rob played on his cell phone upstairs since he couldn’t really do much else without power. He had re-stocked the refrigerator and freezer, and now, he thought, it was all going to go bad again.
Around five o’clock, the electricity turned back on, Lindsey came upstairs and said he had fixed it — he hadn’t gotten to the barnhouse fuse, but he had fixed the main circuit breaker, and that meant the house could have working electricity for now. It would probably break within a week again, but by then, he’d have fixed the fuse so the circuit breaker didn’t get overloaded again.
Lindsey left, leaving Rob in the living room to watch his ass shake as he got in his van and drove off. Rob was disappointed, but that near-disaster earlier today had left him so shook up he didn’t think about it too much. Today could have gone much worse than simply not getting laid. Rob even thought about going out to one of his regular haunts — he could go to the biker bar, for example, where there was always some alpha up for a bit of fun.
He just didn’t feel like it though. That was another reason he hadn’t offered Lindsey more money. He had been reminded of his own mortality, and Rob couldn’t stop thinking of what it would be like to die from fire, electrocution or smoke. So he just stayed in for the night.
It was nearly midnight when he heard a knock on the door. Rob saw through the window that it was Lindsey, his tall, stately body tottering on unsteady legs. He was obviously drunk. He looked bleary-eyed and half-asleep.
“Hey, hi, Lindsey, what’s up? Are you okay?”
“I…” Lindsey burped and swayed as though the burp had knocked him off-balance. “I… I wh-whi-lllllll do it.”
“What?”
“I’ll… I’ll lll lll lll ll lll…” He laughed at his own torrent of L-sounds. “Lllllllllllluh…”
“Lindsey, I-?”
“I’ll do it!” He blurted out. “The whole… uh…thing. Doin’ it. That… thing.” He pointed to his own crotch. “That.”
“Yeah, okay, I get it, but uh… you’re very drunk.”
He nodded. Then he launched into a long, incomprehensible drunken monologue. “Thass all I was… wassssh all at the… … sssssshump all ovuh…. … … There I ahhhhm! What issssssh it? I will do… what I, I am in the nnnnnnnnnnight, at that… Where I am.” He belched again and took a deep breath. He scrunched his eyes up. Then he over-enunciated with all the effort he could muster. “I. Am. Drunk. Enoughffffffff. Right. Now. To. Do. It. Diiiiick. Diiiiick.” He laughed at the word. “Diiiiiiiiiick.”
“Uh… no,” Rob said. “You’re way too drunk. You’d probably puke on me.”
“What? You — You — You — You — You offffffffffered, man, you sssshaid it, you-“
“Lindsey, I never said I’d do it any time no matter what. You’re much too drunk. Did you drive here?” He looked at the van, which had been parked slightly off the driveway, one wheel crushing Rob’s begonias. “Damn it, you are way too drunk to drive. You killed my begonias.”
“No I ammm… ammmmm… I am not druuuuunk!” he shouted triumphantly but then tripped over his own foot and leaned against the house for support.
“You’re too drunk to stand, you obviously can’t drive. Or anything else,” Rob said. Then he realized there was little point in trying to be polite and convince him of anything — he was too drunk to think and wouldn’t remember this tomorrow anyway. “Do you want to come in?”
“You willlllll… get me off?”
“No,” Rob said, but he motioned for Lindsey to come in.
Lindsey frowned and arduously stepped up into the house. He grunted and roared in frustration. “You ssssshaid you would!”
“No, I — Nevermind, just go lay down on the couch. I’ll jack you off in a minute,” Rob said. Lindsey flopped onto the couch, sighed, tried to undo his jeans but just fumbled for a few seconds before quitting. He murmured something about Rob taking his pants off, and then he was asleep. He snored loudly.
Rob sighed and took Lindsey’s shoes off, but nothing else — he didn’t want Lindsey to think Rob had touched him during the night. Rob then laid out a glass of water, some aspirin and a bowl to vomit in, before he went to bed by himself.
The house was quiet all night, Lindsey passed out cold and Rob sleeping soundly.
Rob awoke late, to the sound of water running in the kitchen. He crept out to see if Lindsey was alright.
He must have undressed in the night, Rob thought, because he wore nothing but a pair of boxer shorts now. His muscular torso gleamed. He was rinsing out that vomit bowl, and his hair was wet like he had taken a shower. A few drops of moisture remained on his golden-bronze back, which was broad, gleaming, curving as he flexed his shoulders muscles wiping out the bowl. Despite the shower, Rob sniffed out the musk of his manhood, and it made him draw near. He came quietly so he could smell the man’s magnificent physique.
“You should not have let me in,” Lindsey said without turning around.
Rob blushed. Had it been obvious he was looking at Lindsey’s ass from behind?
“I would have been fine sleeping on the ground outside,” Lindsey said.
“Oh, well… Yeah, I guess that’d be fine,” Rob said. He shrugged. “Are you feeling okay?”
Lindsey nodded. “I do not get hungover.”
“Cool, cool,” Rob said with a nervous laugh. “Are you…?”
“Still going to cornhole you for money? Yes,” Lindsey said. He turned around and sighed. He dropped his boxer shorts, revealing a big uncut cock that he thwacked against his palm. “Five hundred dollars.”
Rob nodded and blushed. “Are you still going to fix the fusebox today too?”
“Yes. Hurry up, and I will get to it today,” Lindsey said with a big frown. He crossed his arms over his muscular chest, and Rob sunk to his knees in front of him. Lindsey grabbed a pack of cigarettes off the counter and lit one, pointedly glaring at Rob as though daring him to object. Rob didn’t mind that bad — the house already reeked of rotten food, mopwater and scorched carpet, so he could hardly complain about some cigarette smoke.
Though Lindsey himself smelled clean, his cock was deliciously filthy. It reeked of cigarettes and beer — Rob suspected he had spilled beer on himself last night, or someone else did, and Lindsey’s shower today had been hungover, quick and focused more on his head and hair than on getting his whole body genuinely clean.
It was musty too, and it stayed semi-limp in Rob’s mouth for a couple minutes, presumably because Lindsey had been so drunk last night. He had beer-dick at first. Rob didn’t mind, he deep-throated it and slathered it with spit, making Lindsey’s whole body jerk and tense up. Then he shifted his weight on his feet. His cock finally popped into full erection and throbbed in Rob’s throat.
Lindsey acted as though he wasn’t allowed to touch Rob’s head. His hands flailed and moving around at his side, while he pistoned his hips back and forth. Rob didn’t use his hands either, so he focused entirely on loosening up his throat, so he could swallow every inch of that magnificent cock. That way Lindsey could fuck his dick in and out, treating Rob’s throat as a tight pussy, without any need for hands.
“Ah, yes…” Lindsey closed his eyes. His broad chest muscles rippled, then flexed all at once when Rob reached up to touch them — Lindsey was surprised. The girls he was with rarely did anything like that. This throating, he thought, was much better than he had predicted.
It wasn’t awkward at all, once he got past his initial inhibitions. Pleasure shot up his spine, and he forgot about the lingering pain in his hand from when he had been shocked. He put his arms behind his back, enjoying the challenge of cramming his cock down Rob’s throat completely hands-free.
“Are you ready to cornhole me?” Rob asked when he finally pulled off. He tasted precum on his tongue, salty and sunny, and a little beery too. It was strongly flavored but copious and watered, again presumably because of all the heavy-drinking last night.
“Yes,” Lindsey said. He tried to look nonchalant. He ran his fingers through his long hair, which shimmered — it was cleaner than it had been for awhile because he washed it very well in the shower this morning.
He was glad Rob had refused him last night. Lindsey would have felt like a jerk if he had woken up today having passed out all over Rob’s bed. Plus, last night he would have been sloppy and probably wouldn’t even remember it today.
This felt good enough he didn’t want to forget. His eyes lit up at the sight of Rob’s bare ass. He had psyched himself up last night as he drank by thinking he could get through cornholing a man despite his ass being big and hairy and gross — but that had always been a worst-case scenario. Lindsey had known even before he started drinking that Rob was kind of girlish, almost as hairless as Lindsey, and not at all gross. He had simply prepared himself so much for the worst-case scenario that he had forgotten that was not the scenario he was in.
Rob’s ass was tight, his cheeks plump, pure white and unblemished like porcelain. Lindsey kneaded his flesh with one hand as he rubbed his dick in Rob’s asscrack. He just humped his hole at first, waiting for Rob to buckle and moan with desire.
“Oh god, stick it in me!” Rob panted, his ass tingling and begging. He needed it inside him. He couldn’t think about anything else. He lowered his head, lifted his ass and pushed it right back onto Lindsey’s crotch, with one hand craned behind himself to guide it in.
Lindsey smirked. It felt good to not have to use his hands once again. He could just stand there and wait for his orgasm to come — it barely even counted, he thought, he was just standing here with an erection, and he was only here, he could always claim later, to fix the fusebox.
But as his orgasm approached, Lindsey found he didn’t want to stand there anymore, letting Rob do all the work. He wanted to get this nut off.
He let out a simmering growl, bent his knees a bit and grabbed ahold of Rob’s side roughly. Rob winced and moaned with desire. Lindsey gripped him on both sides and pushed his ass back hard.
“Shit!” Rob cried out as pain and bliss flowed through him in equal measure. His ass rubbed against Lindsey’s crotch, and Lindsey started plowing into him repeatedly, using all his might to get deep in his ass.
Lindsey swayed his hips back and forth. He threw his head back, long wet hair dangling behind him. His chest muscles rippled and the veins in his neck popped against the surface. “Ah, goddamn…”
For a moment, Lindsey thought, it was like Rob disappeared, leaving behind just a tight hole that Lindsey could do with as he pleasure. He could demolish his ass, which was so moist and drippy that it was like sticking his dick in an ocean. Lindsey didn’t even realize he was already cumming — it felt so good he wasn’t aware of his own orgasm until it hit him like a punch to the head.
He howled and slapped Rob’s cheeks, the rippling of his flesh sending Lindsey to new heights of pleasure. He wasn’t even aware of Rob jacking himself off, onto the kitchen floor, at the same time. It was like nothing mattered but the intense pleasure coursing through Lindsey’s veins, little sparks of orgasmic energy flying across his field of vision. He had never experienced anything like it.
“Goddamn,” was all he said as he fell limp, flopping onto the ground on his ass. I wish women let me fuck like that. He snorted and wiped sweat off his forehead. He had just showered, and now, he thought, he felt dirty again.
Rob was sprawled out on the floor. He had rarely been ramrodded so hard. Rob stood on sore legs as the phone on the counter buzzed. He glanced at it and handed it to Lindsey. Lindsey listened to a voice-mail, frowning, still sprawled out on the floor, his chest dappled with sweat.
“Bah,” Lindsey said, “Your homeowner’s insurance won’t cover anything to do with the barnhouse fuse. They want their own electrician to make sure you’ve been maintaining it. Which you haven’t been, so your insurance won’t cover it.”
“What maintenance?” Rob asked. He knew he was annoyed, he felt that annoyance in the back of his mind — what had been the point of buying homeowner’s insurance?!?!?! — but it all seemed distant and unimportant. Rob would just put it on the family credit card. This was technically a family-owned vacation home, even if Rob was the only one who ever used it.
“You’re supposed to flip the circuit breaker on and off once a year. I could tell you never did it. No one ever does. These old houses with-“
“That’s bullshit…” Rob sighed. It was hard to get worked up about stuff when basking in post-orgasmic glow. He shrugged. “Fine. I’ll just pay for it. Will it take you all day?”
Lindsey smirked and nodded. “I might have to come back tomorrow,” he said. “And do even more work for you.”
Rob blushed before agreeing. “Well,” he said with a chuckle. “Go ahead and get started.”