The Fat Janitor

Bart’s dreary remedial driving-safety class bores him to tears, until a disruption by the massive-bodied janitor Lincoln. During a class break, Bart is ready to service Lincoln’s alpha male needs! Can he finish in time to complete his course?

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Bart didn’t want to look too bored. He wasn’t sure how “passing” was defined in a class like this, and he thought if he looked bored, the teacher — Mr. Watson — would say he wasn’t paying attention and make him do it again. This had been boring enough, Bart wasn’t willing to do it again.
So he tried very hard to pay attention. Mr. Watson was explaining how to parallel park. That seemed like an absurd thing to explain in words, Bart thought, it required a picture or diagram.
Or it could just be skipped. This was a class for traffic violators who needed to get their license back. Almost all of them had said they were in trouble due to speeding, drunk driving or having marijuana in the car when they were arrested. Nobody had been in trouble for a parallel-parking violation. Bart was here for speeding.
The whole thing was bullshit. Bart would have rather paid the fine. Ah, but the insurance costs… That was where they get ya, really. Insurance.
But anyway, parallel parking was what Mr. Watson wanted to talk about. His thin, reedy body twisted as he tried to explain, breathlessly. “So, you see, when your mirror — that’s the right-hand one, on the passenger side — see when you see into that one, to the rear of you-
Bart was a good parallel parker, and even he had lost the thread of this particular lesson. He smiled and nodded though. He resolved to remember this later so when Mr. Watson asked — as Bart was positive he would — to “reflect on” what he’d learned today, Bart would have something to say. He’d claim he’d never been comfortable parallel parking until Mr. Watson explained it so thoroughly.
Bart was sucking up just in case that helped him get through this without any points on his license.
The door to the classroom opened, and Bart straightened his back. His boredom vanished as a man walked into the classroom. He was a janitor, presumably, judging from the gray jumpsuit he wore. He rolled in with him a large trash can, which made a loud rumbling sound.
He was very handsome, that was why Bart noticed him so intently. The nametag sewn onto the front of his jumpsuit said his name was Lincoln. He was burly and bristly, snarling at no one in particular when he came in. He looked like a generally disagreeable person, not like he was upset at this moment.
He was pudgy, thick all over, and Bart instantly got a rough and rugged vibe off Lincoln, who had that “it ain’t pervy as long as you’s on top” look. That was exactly the look Bart was hoping for. Maybe it was because Lincoln appeared to be of Italian or Greek descent, or something around that region, Bart thought, and those Mediterranean guys were usually down if they didn’t have a girl at the moment. This chunky mean-looking man almost certainly was single, so Bart had high hopes for him.
“Hi, Lincoln, hello,” said the teacher, Mr. Watson, his voice annoyed at first, then patronizingly respectful. “Welcome to our learning.”
“What?” Lincoln snapped. He stopped short in the doorway. There was no reason to rattle that big trash can on wheels through the doorway. He could have left it out there. That was what the janitor last week had done. She had come in, gotten the trash can unobtrusively, then emptied it out in the hall before returning the trash can.
Was Lincoln being deliberately disruptive?
“I said, uh… welcome to our learning,” Mr. Watson said. “I think of education as a location, a state of mind and a journey all at once. So what we’re doing right here, this is learning, and I’d like to welcome you to it. Perhaps some of our learning will spill over to you.” Then Mr. Watson hastened to add, “And perhaps some of your learning will spill over to us, for I’m sure you have many wonderful knowledge… knowledges. Paths of knowledge. Ways of knowing. Folkways of… paths. Of known… learning. You no doubt… have much to teach us.”
There was a long awkward pause, and Mr. Watson blushed a bit. Lincoln the janitor furrowed his brow. “What? I ain’t here to teach nothin’. If you wanna learn from me, you best pay me.”
“Oh, well… It was more of a… psychological… milieu… uh… thing.”
Lincoln glanced over the classroom of students for the first time since coming in. He nodded at the one young black man in the first row and — for seemingly no reason — licked his teeth, aiming a harsh look at his direction. He maintained the mean stare as he grabbed the trash can by the desk. It looked to have nothing in it aside from one wadded-up piece of paper.
“Uh… Certainly… Indeed,” Mr. Watson said with a nod. He turned back to the class and resumed his “discussion” — that was the word he used instead of “class”, though so far, not much actual discussion had occurred. It was mostly Mr. Watson monologuing.
Bart had a pen near his lips when he caught Lincoln’s eye. Lincoln snorted and huffed as he emptied the trash can, then he stood there with a hostile glare on his face still aimed at the young black man in the front row. Bart slipped the pen into his mouth, subtly at first. Lincoln loudly snorted as he made an arduously over-long and over-loud production of emptying the mostly empty trash bin into the larger trash can. Mr. Watson again stopped leading his “discussion circle” to wait for the clamor to end, which seemed to be taking forever.
Then was when Lincoln made eye contact with Bart, who sucked on his pen like a lollipop. It made Lincoln stare his asians right at him, squinting like he didn’t believe what he saw. Bart pursed his lips around the pen and swallowed it like a very thin cock, demonstrating how deep he could go.
He even pantomimed playing with a pretend-ballsac beneath the pen. Lincoln scowled and loudly tossed the trash can back onto the floor. It rattled and clanged. Lincoln kept his eyes aimed at Bart as he noisily backed out of the classroom with the large trash can on wheels.
The door slammed shut. Mr. Watson frowned and rolled his eyes. “Okay, let’s get back to it. I wanted to have a free and open discussion about the importance of diversity in traffic safety.”
Bart’s dick was stiff. He was sure Lincoln wanted it. He even saw Lincoln’s head in the little window in the door, staring right at Bart, his sour face frowning, his hands in front of his body — was he touching his cock? It was impossible to see through the door, but Bart was pretty sure he had grabbed his dick through his jumpsuit. He wagged it aggressively at the door, presumably either to signal to Bart he wanted to bust a nut or to pantomime forcing Mr. Watson to do it — Bart couldn’t tell which. Maybe it was a bit of both.
Lincoln hated Mr. Watson because he was an intellectual pussy who had said he thought truckers drove poorly. Lincoln had been ruminating on that ever since he overheard Mr. Watson say it to a different classroom. Lincoln used to be a trucker, but had been fired due to complaints from other drivers, whom he imagined were much like Mr. Watson.
So Lincoln really hated him, and enjoyed disrupting his class.
It was especially fun because Mr. Watson was the kind of liberal do-gooder who would never have criticized Lincoln or asked him to be more quiet. Mr. Watson was on the side of the working class, even when the working class was not on Mr. Watson’s side. So Lincoln could be as disruptive and obnoxious as he wanted, and Mr. Watson would not stop him.
But today, he was more interested in that smooth boy. Lincoln had gotten used to plowing into males when he was a trucker, and he didn’t want to pay for the lot-lizard prostitutes who hung out at truck stops.
That wasn’t a huge problem for Lincoln, who preferred to sodomize without thinking about his bottom anyway. Man, woman, it didn’t matter, so long as they were willing and wet or could be made wet. He wanted to plow in and use and abuse whatever tight hole he could get his dick in. Very few women were willing to let him do that, even if he did pay them.
Lincoln went outside and smoked a cigarette. He waited until he heard noise in Mr. Watson’s classroom — the school was closed for today, so no one was here except for the traffic school. An explosion of chatter signaled it was time for the class’s lunch-break.
He waited outside, smoking his cigarette down to the filter, as students filed out. Most of them left. Even the ones who had brought their own lunch didn’t want to eat in there, which Lincoln assumed (mostly correctly) was because they didn’t want to risk having to talk to that pissant Mr. Watson while they ate.
He hoped to see that pen-sucking freak, but he didn’t come out. Had he misread the situation? Lincoln had assumed that slurping on his pen was a signal. Lincoln went in. The little man wasn’t in the classroom, where that shitheel Mr. Watson was eating something that looked terrible — it was some sort of couscous salad, and it made Lincoln’s mouth taste bad just looking at it. He shoveled it in like his fork hated him.
Where did he go?
Lincoln shrugged and went towards the back door. He thought maybe he had gone out the back. Before he got to the door, however, he saw that slim white man going through a hall as though looking for someone. Maybe he had gone in search of me, Lincoln thought.
He headed into a supply closet.
Bart minced down the hall, in search of that janitor. He was annoyed that this had become more difficult than seemed reasonable. They only had twenty minutes for lunch. Bart was already skipping eating in hopes of getting a taste of that studly janitor, but now the time was slipping away quickly.
He had a ham and muenster sandwich to eat. He was really looking forward to it when he made it this morning.
A door opened right in front of Bart, and Lincoln’s hands reached out and gripped him on the shoulders. He pulled Bart into the supply closet and slammed the door shut before Bart could react.
Lincoln was powerful — he fancied himself an amateur bodybuilder though he was far from perfectly muscled. He had a little beer belly and plenty of heft on his thickheavy thighs. He had a deep growly voice and a scruffy beard. “Hey,” he said. “Whatchoo in here for?”
“You dragged me in here,” Bart said with a flirtatious giggle. “I don’t know what you wanted.” He straightened the zipper on Lincoln’s jumpsuit and tweaked one of his nipples through the fabric. “Maybe you needed some help figuring out how to use this broom.” He grabbed a broom and pretended to sweep awkwardly, brushing the broom over Lincoln’s feet. “My teacher made it pretty clear you don’t know anything about anything-“
“Yeah, he a dick.”
“Oh my god, he’s so douchey! I want to slap the pussy off his face every time he speaks,” Bart said. “He said he wouldn’t let us watch that video with all the gory car accidents because he was worried it would traumatize us — but that’s the one part of the day I thought might be good! The rest of it is just him babbling about the importance of showing respect to Hindu people when parallel parking!”
Lincoln laughed so hard his face turned red. His big hairy belly rippled and jiggled, bumping into Bart and knocking him against the door. “Sorry,” Lincoln’s deep voice rang out. He was quiet, but his voice was so deep it echoed against the walls of the supply closet.
“You want me to jack you off?”
“Hell yeah, boy. Go for it,” Lincoln said. “You a freak.” It wasn’t clear from his tone of voice whether that was an insult or not.
Bart gripped the zipper on Lincoln’s jumpsuit with his teeth, and he pulled it down. It was awkward to unzip the jumpsuit that way, but it turned him on. Bart lost the zipper every few inches and had to chase after it. He clutched Lincoln’s stout body for support, while Lincoln rolled his eyes.
“You playin’ games now, boy, hurry up,” Lincoln said with a snarl. His belly was bared, and his powerful chest muscles rippled. He had plenty of flab under his jumpsuit, a big meaty torso, and under that the musculature that Bart had sensed. He put out power and radiated heat, and it sent a frisson of desire up Bart’s spine.
Bart liked to tease him, so he didn’t hurry, even though Bart was the one pressed for time. He even stopped partway down and licked a trail from Lincoln’s belly to his neck, slurping up all the sweat that clung to his body. He would have kept going but Lincoln slapped his head away before his lick turning into a kiss.
Dropping to his knees, Bart pulled the zipper down the rest of the way. Lincoln wore tattered white boxers, which Bart also tried to pull down with his teeth. Lincoln’s plump ass got in the way, however, so Bart struggled, nuzzling the pubic hair that stretched out from the waistband of his boxers.
When Lincoln got tired of Bart playing around, he dropped his boxers unceremoniously and flopped his dick on Bart’s face. He had a big fat slab of meat, and he mollywopped it over Bart’s cheeks. Bart reached up to towards his chest, which he couldn’t reach, so he just clutched Lincoln’s belly with both hands as he slurped up the stale sweat that clung to his cockshaft. Lincoln snarled. “Quit playin’ wit’ it, boy.” He frowned crossly at him. “If you wanna jack me off, do it.”
“Okay, daddy.”
“Don’t call me daddy, that’s nasty,” Lincoln said. He had a fat cock just like his belly, and he slapped it over Bart’s cheeks. Pervs always played games, he thought, he had learned that in all those truck stops. If you let them, they would just lick you all over all day long, jacking themselves off. You had to hurry them along, Lincoln thought, so he spread Bart’s lips and plowed in.
Bart loved teasing alphas and making them ramrod his face like that, so he kept playing until Lincoln finally forced his dick down his throat. Then Bart opened his mouth as wide as he could so Lincoln could ram into him however he wanted. He was an expert at slurping big dicks and could deep-throat nearly anything.
He was glad to let Lincoln initiate this, Bart thought, because it meant Bart didn’t have to offer any money. It was nice to do it for free. Bart had a knack for tracking down hefty plus-sized alphas with meat to spare and a need for his wet mouth, soft hands and tight ass, but he usually had to pay them to ride the thickness-carousel. Lincoln was desperate enough to do it for free.
He couldn’t see Lincoln’s face because of the fat belly above his head, but Bart didn’t mind. He could hear Lincoln snorting like an angry hippo, huffling, chuffing as he sucked on his teeth and his dick stiffened up moistly in Bart’s mouth.
“Ah, goddamn…” Lincoln sighed. This felt good. His frustration at having to deal with that punk-ass shit Mr. Watson vanished. That all seemed so unimportant. Lincoln’s anger-management counselor, his parole officer and his other parole officer all agreed he needed to learn how to let things go, but it seemed so hard sometimes. About the only thing that did it was going to town on some bitch’s throat. That had been difficult to accomplish ever since leaving the trucking industry and the lot lizards of truck stops.
His dick was rock-hard and throbbing now, pouring precum in great rivulets down Bart’s throat. The taste was salty and sour, like pure sweat, unadulterated with deodorant, flowing into his belly. It was hot and sticky, just like Bart liked it. He would have gladly slurped on Lincoln’s cock all day long.
But he didn’t actually want to do that — he wanted to get plowed into. He didn’t want Lincoln to cum so quickly, not with Bart’s ass unplumbed today thus far.
He had to slap Lincoln on his fat asscheeks a few times before Lincoln got the message and pulled away. His belly had been pressing on Bart’s forehead, so there was a layer of greasy sweat left there when he was done. He pulled his cock out and gasped, staring crossly at Bart. Bart gasped for air, and he grasped Lincoln’s trunk-like legs for support. Thick tendrils of spit still connected his mouth to Lincoln’s veiny cockshaft.
“What’s wrong?”
“You wanna get in my ass?” Bart was recovering his breath now, and he chased Lincoln’s dick with his tongue. Lincoln ignored that and got up.
Lincoln blushed and snickered. Most dudes in truck stops didn’t do that. They would stroke you off again and again all day long, after all, but that was it. Anal was only for prisoners and sailors. And lumberjacks, soldiers, exterminators supposedly, a lot of labor unions. Rugby players. Puerto Ricans. So a lot of guys.
But not civilized people.
That’s not to say that Lincoln had never plowed into a man. But he’d never done it sober, with a consenting man he didn’t know, in a well-lit non-prison area.
Being sober really made it seem more daunting, he thought. Everything seems easier when you’re drunk. He wished he was drunk. But in any case, now that the freak from the traffic safety class had offered, Lincoln really wanted to plunder that ass. No woman had given up the ass to him since he gained all that weight.
But with his dick hard and the tight ass right in front of him, Lincoln was not about to say no. He wanted to blow his wad, and he wanted to do it right now. If the only option open to him for now was this dude’s tight ass, he was going to do it without a second thought.
He kept plowing in even when Bart had pulled off his cock. His hips just worked of their own accord, flexing, his angry cock jutting out and stabbing the air around Bart. His dicktip slammed into Bart’s thigh again and again, as Bart tried to turn around in the little space between Lincoln and the door, which rattled on its frame.
Finally Bart had his backside aimed at Lincoln, who again didn’t stop humping. His dick rubbed on Bart’s ass until Bart took the initiative to reach behind himself and aim his cock at Bart’s ass.
It was clumsy to reach back there because Lincoln didn’t stop moving, and his belly got in the way. But Bart managed to aim his cock for his tight hole, then backed his ass up.
Once the tip slid in, Lincoln grunted and groaned. He stopped grinding his dick and stayed still. He closed his eyes, suddenly stricken with nervousness about this — he’d never experienced anything quite like this. Bart backed his ass up, grimacing until he had every inch of Lincoln’s corpulent cock inside him. A spurt of pleasure hit Bart, as Lincoln’s cock rammed into his prostate. Bart shuddered and cried out.
“Damn…” Lincoln grunted. He slapped Bart’s asscheek, making it ripple and tighten and send a wave of pleasure up Lincoln’s body. His muscles all flexed at once — he tended to do that whenever he got nervous, to cover up his anxiety. He bit his lip and pulled Bart’s ass, enabling him to plow in.
Soon he had Bart bent over, struggling to hold onto the door in the frame as he got plowed into. Bart’s head bumped into the door too, but the pleasure emanating from his prostate was enough to make that seem irrelevant and distant.
He strained to take it all, but Bart managed to do it. Lincoln pounded in and out of him, using all of his weight and his power to ram him hard. Bart moaned out loud, stifling himself only when he heard some of his fellow traffic-school students out in the hall — they sounded like they were looking for a place to smoke a cigarette without Mr. Watson seeing them (Mr. Watson had made it clear he disliked smokers and didn’t think they should be allowed to drive).
Bart hoped they didn’t hear. He didn’t want to get kicked out and have to take this class all over again — taking it with Mr. Watson wouldn’t be so bad cuz he could get cornholed again, but probably he’d end up somewhere else that didn’t have a studly janitor like Lincoln.
Bart was sure the twenty-minute break was over, but he didn’t want to hurry Lincoln, who was swaying, grinding his dick within Bart’s ass, plowing into him from every angle he could. It seemed to last forever, Bart’s prostate singing as he took in the greatest cock he’d ever had.
Finally he couldn’t bear it anymore, and Lincoln sprayed his dense wad deep into Bart’s ass. It flowed in like water from a hose, more and more of it, until it overflowed in a big foamy mess of creamy nut that dripped down Bart’s legs. Some of it soaked into Lincoln’s jumpsuit fabric, which was piled down around his ankles.
“Goddamn, boy, take it!” Lincoln held onto Bart by the hair, keeping his squirming body in place as he finished up inside him.
Then, at last, Lincoln pulled out, and a surge of warmth hit Bart, who sighed. Bart was weak with desire, so Lincoln had to hold him aloft, allowing Bart to wiggle in his arms and suck sweat off his chest. Lincoln stroked his own gray-tinged beard hairs as his dick limpened, rubbing against Bart’s asscheek.
More jizz sprayed into Bart, a long flow that filled him up and seeped into his flesh. It was hot and creamy, and already some was seeping out and running down the insides of his thighs. It felt so dirty and so good, and Lincoln gave his cock a few final strokes inside Bart, daggering it slowly back and forth and turning his asscrack into a foamy mess. His hands lay at rest on Bart’s back then, as, very slowly, inch by inch, Bart expelled that massive cock.
Finally it came out with an audible plop, followed by a torrent of jizz that plopped onto the floor. Bart sighed, and Lincoln moaned.
He let go, and Bart collapsed to the ground with a gasp. Lincoln backed away and wiped his dick off. “Alright, boy, you better get back to ya class. Mr. Watson got shit to say. God knows he never gonna run outta words.”
“Hmmmm… Are you still gonna be around in a couple hours?” Bart asked.
“Nah. I gots a date. Well, not exactly a date, but there’s this female at that strip club on the highway…” Lincoln licked his lips. “She said she like big boys. She wanna see me and dance for me. But maybe if things with her don’t work out… I could give you a call?”
Bart nodded. He knew enough about girls to know what was really happening at that strip club, but he didn’t want to get involved. He put his clothes on and slipped out, arriving just a minute or two after Mr. Watson re-began his class. Bart sat down and daydreamed as he basked in the fat-stud smell that clung to his body.
He couldn’t wait to get home and wait for that call.

The Fat Thug

Bart is desperate for giant alpha males, and he may have met his fill in a dirty old traphouse. There’s drug dealers galore in there, but Bart has eyes only for Thickie Large, a fat Blood with manmeat worth seeking out! Can Bart land this whale?

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Bart sat in his car working up the nerve to go in there. He was pretty sure his plan would work, it was just anxiety-provoking. He was a puny white guy about to go into a crackhouse, one that was probably full of guys who were only interested in buying or selling crack. Bart wasn’t there for that, so they were going to be annoyed.
Still, he had a plan he was confident in.
He took a deep breath and headed in. The Broad Avenue traphouse was legendary, everybody in town knew where it was and not to ever go in. It had been raided by the police a half-dozen times in the last year alone. They never caught anything or anybody of note. A couple crackheads, a few guys with open warrants for petty bullshit.
The yard out front was brown and overgrown, not having been mowed in years, most likely. It was sad to think this was a nice family’s house once upon a time, probably. Children’s toys were scattered around the lawn. That had to be recent, not a relic of the nice family that lived here years ago, the toys were too new, some crackhead had emptied them. Probably stole an Amazon package off a porch and threw the toys on the lawn because they can’t be pawned.
The home itself was wracked with graffiti and big brown stains of what Bart hoped was mud. The door was unlocked (and indeed, being off the hinges, was un-lockable). Inside it smelled like marijuana smoke, which surprised Bart, as he was expecting crack. He wasn’t aware that crack didn’t have a very strong scent and was easily overpowered by the high-grade marijuana that was recently smoked upstairs.
That’s where Bart went. He figured his man was probably up there. A few of the sallow-faced men and semi-conscious women on the ground floor glared at him, but none reacted. They seemed to be pretty out of it. Bart wasn’t sure they registered him at all.
On the second floor, he went straight to the room at the end of the hall, where he could hear deep-throated voices talking. This is where the floral, mephitic plumes of acrid blunt smoke were coming from. He went straight in. Four black men stood as though ready to attack as soon as he opened the door.
When they saw that it was a flamboyant white man who was both short and skinny, they hesitated. Bart grinned and giggled like a slutty girl, which made the four black men furrow their brows. Bart said, “Hey, guys, my name’s Bart.” He held his hand out as though he expected the guys to kiss the back of his hand. They didn’t.
“Yo, what’s up, boi?”
“What’re you doin’?”
“You crazy-ass fool, you ‘bout to get yaself shot-!”
The first three to talk were Ratty, Nailboy and Dumphry. They were all Bloods in good standing, as evidenced by the tats. Only Dumphry’s tattoos were visible though. He was heavyset but strong as hell, thick as cold oatmeal. Ratty and Nailboy were skinny. Ratty was outright ugly, like a smashed dog biscuit. Nailboy was handsome and eager and cute like an abandoned puppy, and he kept sucking on his teeth like he was too good for literally everything happening around him.
None of those were Bart’s preference. He adored men of a certain physique, and that physique was not the handsome prettyboy, six-packed studs, muscular bodybuilding types, and definitely not the malnourished crackhead look — Ratty looked like that — Bart liked men of largeness.
Men of extra largeness.
He was after the fourth Blood hanging out with the other three, the biggest of them all, a few inches taller and much heavier than them. “Thickie Large”. ‘Antoine Wall’ was his real name, but everyone called him Thickie, and he had even released one single under the name Notorious F.A.T. He was six and a half feet tall, and he was fat. Not just a little chubby, he was outright fat, with a belly that hung over his crotch and thick flabby arms.
He was also very strong, easily the strongest of the four, his muscles were just buried beneath that deliciously wide body. He had this dry, raspy voice that turned Bart on so much he didn’t catch what Thickie said. It was easy to not hear it, it was oddly hummy, he talked like a cartoon moth, and you could hear his heavyset frame in his voice, like his words ricocheted around in his chest on their way out.
“I heard a rumor that you guys could help me with something,” Bart said as he came into the room with a grand swoop to his walk. That got their attention. Most people who came in here tried to come across as tough and dangerous, not flighty and effiminate. That was part of his plan, throwing them for a loop so they’d be on edge and more likely to agree to his request, or at least refrain from robbing him long enough for him to make the request.
One of them scoffed. “Yeah, man, we got whores, but you can’t just come bustin’ in here like this.”
“We got what you want-“
“You still gonna get busted up-“
“Whiteboy crazy!”
The only one of them who didn’t say anything was Thickie Large, who brimmed and bristled under that shade-casting baseball hat he always wore. He shifted his weight between his feet as he puffed on his blunt, hotboxing the cherry like a madman. He opened his mouth full of smoke, then inhaled, then exhaled slowly through his open mouth. He didn’t listen to his niggas talk heavy smack at the whack-ass whiteboy who came through the traphouse like a foolish-ass whiteboy.
“Yo, what?”
“You lookin’ for a female?”
“I got a fat bitch at home, she’ll rock ya socks off, white man. She’ll suck yo’ dick so good you turn into a nigga,” Nailboy said.
“You want crack?”
“No, no,” Bart said. He’d been trying to get a word in. His plan to attract attention by being eccentric and thereby get them to shut up long enough for him to make an offer was not working. “Wait, guys-“
“I got pills. Whatchoo want?”
“I got a hundred bucks,” Bart blurted out. He blushed as they at last fell silent, which was mainly sparked by Ratty realizing the blunt rotation was halted because Thickie Large was hogging it. Ratty swore at him and took the blunt. That interrupted the convo long enough for Bart to explain at last. “I’m not looking for a woman. I want to jack one of you off.”
A long pause filled up the mouse-scented room. Outside sirens blared as a parade of cop cars went past, the sound of which seemed loud because one of the windows was shattered. The four thugs all exchanged looks, all except Thickie Large who stood there like he hadn’t heard that.
Then at last, Thickie Large spoke. “Yo, what?”
“Whiteman a freak.”
“He prolly was a prison bitch, got a taste fo’ nigga meat. It happens. That’s science,” said Ratty. “Shit, fo’ a hundred bucks, I let you take a swing on my meat too, boi.” He grabbed his crotch. He lowered his sagging jeans enough to bring out a big dick. It was kind of knobbly and unpleasant, like a Fijian warclub.
“Hmmm… You’re getting close,” Bart said. He placed one hand on Thickie’s arm. “But I’m only willing to pay for the thickest of meats.” He giggled as they all erupted in whoops and hollers. Thickie himself seemed to be more surprised than anyone else. His eyes opened wide, and his lips parted but only a dull croak came out.
“Ah, shit!”
“What? That don’t make no sense!”
“What’s wrong wit’choo?” Dumphry lifted up Thickie Large’s shirt, revealing his broad Santa-like belly. Dumphry slapped his bellyfat to make it jiggle. “You crazy!”
“This is fucked up,” Nailboy said. “Man, boi, hey, whatchoo talkin’ ‘bout?” He took his shirt off and made Bart look at his perfectly etched body and powerful muscles. His pecs rippled, and he flexed first one bicep, then the other, then both. “You want him? You want that flabby ass? Instead of this?”
“Hmm-hmm-“
“You crazy,” Ratty said. He took his dick out again. “You want thick meat, I got thick meat-“
“You got one thick cut of meat,” Bart said. He patted Thickie’s belly. “But he’s made out of thick meat. He’s thick all the way through.” He looked up at Thickie. “So what do you say? A hundred bucks?” Bart had actually brought two hundred, but Ratty had thrown a ‘hundred dollars’ out there as a reasonable amount, so Bart went with that. He fully expected them to rob him at the end of this anyway.
The room got quiet. Thickie was flush. He looked like he was unused to being flustered. He glared at his friends. “Y’all get out.”
“Man, Thickie-“
“I say get out,” Thickie said.
They all grumbled a bit but walked out into the hallway. Thickie looked down at Bart. “You came in here lookin’ for some fat dick? There’s fat guys downstairs. Or was you lookin’ just for me?”
“You mean the crackheads? I’m not just into random fat dudes,” Bart said. He dropped to his knees. “I want you. I saw you selling weed at that frat party last weekend. They said I could find you here.”
“Man, they shouldn’t be — I ain’t admittin’ I was sellin’ weed, nosir, don’t you think that.” Thickie was about to take his dick out, then he eyed Bart suspiciously and ripped his shirt and pants off to look for a wire. “Those motherfuckers shouldn’t be spreadin’ my personal information. I’ll have to have a talk with them.”
Bart smiled. “Okay. Yeah, sure. Cool. I’m not a cop. I’m not wearing a wire. Would a cop do this?” He crawled on his knees to Thickie’s backside, jammed his nose right in Thickie’s buttcrack, through his jeans. He inhaled loudly. “Cops don’t do that kinda shit, right?”
Thickie hesitated. “I dunno, man.” He paused. “This some nasty booty bandit shit.” Thickie lit a cigarette.
But that still wasn’t a no, so Bart just went ahead and played with the thick cock bulged in Thickie’s filthy jeans. Thickie ignored it and smoked his cigarette. Just like with his blunt, he let his mouth fill with smoke and opened it, then inhaled the smoke. This time he exhaled the smoke through his nostrils like an angry bull, while his cock throbbed beneath his jeans and under Bart’s soft touch. Hearing no objection, Bart undid Thickie’s belt.
His jeans dropped, and Bart pulled his boxers down. Thickie’s belly sagged thickly over his cock, which he hadn’t seen in years without a mirror. Bart first licked up some of the sweat off his big belly, then licked a trail down his cock, from root to tip.
“Damn, whiteboi,” Thickie said with a nervous tremor to his chuckle. He swayed his ass back and forth as Bart clasped it with both hands. Each cheek was as big as Bart’s entire upper body.
His dick got hard quickly in Bart’s mouth. It was veiny and strong, firm, throbbing. Bart loved the musky flavor. He stuck his tongue out and ran it up and down the shaft. He was quiet at first, still unsure if Thickie even wanted him to be doing this. Thickie showed little reaction the whole time.
But after a minute or two, Bart stopped trying to be quiet, and he choked up mouthloads of spit that ran down Thickie’s dick into his unkempt bush. Thickie at last straightened his back. He grunted. He murmured something incomprehensible on the underhush.
“Ah, shit, Thickie’s doin’ it! I hear that!”
“Oh, yeah, stick me in my mahjuicy ass!” Ratty was doing a Thickie-impression. “I wanna take that dick! I love white dick in mah ass!”
“Yeah, lemme suck on your belly-rolls!”
“Hmmm, double-D titties!”
They were laughing out in the hall, so loud as they banged on the door and stomped on the floor that it sounded like they were falling over themselves. Bart had to chuckle too, especially when Thickie wrinkled his nose. Thickie tried not to react.
He slipped his dick deeper into Bart’s mouth. Thickie was ginger at first, worried he would be unable to get hard, or that it would feel too much like a man. And, he thought, there was something clinical about it — it felt good in a strictly physical way, but Thickie remained intensely aware of the fact that it was a sin as he saw it.
Thickie shook his head. He didn’t want to think that. One of the old heads in his neighborhood last year had gone on a drunken rant about how punks in prison mouthed him off so good. He said there was nothing better than a prison wife going to town on your cock.
Precum streamed down Thickie’s shaft. He was surprised at how good this felt. It definitely was better than any woman’s blowjob. He grunted, not wanting it to be obvious how good it was to the guys outside the room.
“Yo, whiteboi, you cummin’ yet? Is Thickie swallowin’ ya load just like he likes?”
“Shut the fuck up!” Thickie roared, responding to them for the first time. He pounded on the door, which was already broken, so his fist went right through it. Splinters flew, and his friends jumped back. Then they crowded to poke their head into the hole and laugh at Thickie.
“Lookit his ass shake. Shit! Man, he got a godzilla-butt!”
“Hey, freak! Why do you like fat dudes?”
Bart pulled off Thickie’s dick and slapped himself over the face with it. Precum kept flowing. “Hmmm… They taste so good, boys… I already talked about this-“
“But that don’t make no sense! I am way better than him!”
“Hey! Shut the fuck up!” Thickie shouted. He backed up so his hefty body blocked the hole in the door.
Thickie pounded on the door behind him, but Bart had an idea. He crawled after Thickie and licked a trail up his massive thigh. He sucked on the flesh of his left buttcheek and spread his cheeks, aiming his big brown hole right at the opening in the door.
“Ah, shit! Thickie’s asshole!”
“Damn, he got fat ass! He got ass for weeks!”
Bart pushed his own head into the hole then, and in moments he had his tongue in the crack of Thickie’s ass, close enough to the opening in the door that Thickie’s friends could tell what he was doing. Thickie laughed, making his whole ass shake around Bart’s tongue.
No one had ever licked Thickie’s ass before. He could get girls often enough that he wasn’t ashamed of his sexual experiences — though he did pretend to get laid a lot more often than he did — but he had never even tried to get a girl to lick his ass. He figured big guys like him just couldn’t do that, what girl would ever do it? Someone like Nailboy who was all muscle and sinew and seemed to secrete his own cologne? He probably got rimjobs all the time, or at least he claimed to.
But Thickie had never had a rimjob. So he was surprised when he felt Bart’s tongue push into his hole, and he was even more surprised when it felt good. He had assumed it was like ball-licking — a nice idea, but not really very much fun for more than about two seconds.
Instead, however, a surge of primal pleasure ran over Thickie and made him grunt. He had to stay quiet because he was unsure what sounds he would make and thought his friends would make fun of him. He couldn’t keep himself from emitting a sort of a low thrumming sound that slowly turned into a howl.
“Shit, Thickie, you alright?”
Thickie grunted. He dropped to all fours, unable to control himself. He jutted that giant ass up high in the air. His friends guffawed at the sight of Bart’s tiny twink head being swallowed up into Thickie’s sweat-choked crack.
Bart’s tongue explored every crevice of his ass. It tasted deliciously funky, and Bart loved that there was plenty of meaty flesh. He kept licking and somehow he was always licking some unlicked swathe of man-meat, suckling on the sweaty hairs that clung to his ass-cheeks.
When Bart sensed Thickie getting near his orgasm, he stopped. Thickie’s whole body kept undulating for a minute as though he hadn’t noticed Bart slip out of his ass. Bart crawled forward, sliding underneath Thickie, who was still on all fours.
Bart raised his ass. “You ready to get in my ass? Please?”
“Hell yeah,” Thickie said.
“You can pound really hard,” Bart said with a giggle. He had to raise his voice to be heard over the guys out in the corridor. It sounded like they were on the phone now, telling everyone they knew what was happening.
Thickie grunted. “I know, boi. If I’m gonna ram, you best believe I’s doin’ it hard.” He lifted his upper body up. He had to hold onto his belly and heft it above Bart’s tiny body. He used one finger to loosen Bart’s hole, ramming it all the way in — he remembered only as he did so that he had decided he wouldn’t do that, that it would be too gross to ass-finger a man. He thought he was going to vocally tell Bart so, that way his friends would hear him be tough and macho.
But he had forgotten, so he just rammed one finger in and chuckled at Bart cringing. He was just going to have to pretend it was normal to stick a finger in a man’s ass. Bart oomphed and clawed at the ground. Thickie’s finger was thick and stubby, and it made Bart’s whole body cry out in both pain and desire.
His ass loosened. Thickie gripped it with both hands, to separate Bart’s cheeks and wedge his dick in. He was used to struggling with his belly, which sometimes got in the way when he plowed in. Normally he was self-conscious because he was never sure how much his females were okay with him being a big man. So it was nice to stick his dick in someone who genuinely liked it. He flopped his belly onto Bart’s back and forced him into a convenient position.
Then he drove his cock right in. “Damn, boy, damn… Keep it loose.” He grunted. When it became clear Bart wasn’t going to make him stop, Thickie came at him from an angle just to make Bart cry out and squeal some more. He wanted his friends to hear that.
Bart didn’t care about the pain. He loved the feel of a massive cock inside him while an even more massive man pounded away from above. The difference in size was even more apparent now that they were actually plowing, because Bart was dwarfed by the belly above his head.
Thickie had a long dick that jabbed deep into Bart’s guts, stimulating his prostate and sending him to the edge of orgasm. Thickie loved it. He would later tell his friends it was “only okay” to save face. But he liked that he didn’t need to worry about minimizing how much his girl felt his belly. He could just plant down on him, grind his dick in deep and fuck as hard as he could manage.
“Shit, fuck yeah! Get it in me!” Bart called out. He clawed at the floor beneath him, and Thickie plowed into so hard he slammed Bart into the floor loudly enough that the crackheads downstairs heard and wondered what was happening. None of them got up to check though.
Thickie used both of his arms to keep Bart in position. One fist pinned down his back, while his other kept his hips up.
This had turned out both better and easier than Thickie ever thought possible. He groaned as he slammed his dick all the way in — no girl had ever let him get this deep in her guts. He vibrated, grinding, ramming his dick in every direction to hit every corner of Bart’s insides.
The pain was extraordinary, overshadowed only by the intense bliss that coursed through Bart’s veins. This was the part of getting plowed into by chubby guys that Bart adored, the nasty final rutting orgasm.
He barely needed to touch his own dick to climax. Bart shot his wad onto the floor beneath himself, but Thickie didn’t even notice. He was busy reaching his own orgasm.
“Damn, freak, you takin’ it good! Swallow up e’ry drop, boi!”
Creamy hot cum sprayed within Bart’s ass. Bart howled so loud crackheads outside the house woke up. Bart craned his head around as he felt cum flow into him, so he could suck sweat off Thickie’s fleshy pecs. His muscle flexed beneath the thick layer of padding there, and his whole body jiggled against Bart’s back.
His orgasm went on for what felt like forever. His balls drained into Bart’s ass, wad after after filling him up and dripping onto the scummy crackhouse floor. It was creamy and copious, and the heat of it seeped into Bart’s flesh.
“Shit…” Bart grunted. A long, low moan came out of him, as Thickie’s cock throbbed deep in Bart’s body. Each throb of the shaft sent a new wave of pleasure to wrack Bart’s tender body, and Bart twitched each time.
“Damn, boi, you done real good,” Thickie said. He chuckled. “You wanna be a whore for me? I turn you out on the street, make some good money.”
“No, thanks. I got my own thing going on,” Bart said. He didn’t want to reveal that he spent a lot of money chasing down chubby guys like Thickie (he thought, accurately, that Thickie would make him take more money out at an ATM if he knew how wealthy Bart was). Bart sighed as Thickie finally pulled out, his cock audibly plopping.
Thickie chuckled and slipped his finger back in there. It was deliciously disgusting, he thought, and no girl would ever let him do it. Bart squirmed beneath Thickie’s stumpy middle-finger, which made a big mess of cum over Bart’s asscrack.
“Here, lick that clean,” Thickie said. He shoved his finger in Bart’s waiting mouth, and groaned in both disgust and delight as Bart gladly sucked it clean.
His assjuice and cum was funky and musky, a bit slimy but oh-so-good. Bart moaned again and bucked.
Then at last, it was over. Thickie let go and stood. He didn’t want to do anything that would look too pervy, so he wasn’t about to keep messing around with Bart. Bart wasn’t going to let this stop until Thickie made him stop.
So Bart again kissed Thickie’s thigh and caressed his asscheeks. He got in the way until Thickie tried to pull his pants up, then swiped at Bart’s head. Bart giggled and stood.
Before he could say anything, however, Thickie grabbed for Bart’s pants. He went through his pockets. He took the full two-hundred dollars out of Bart’s wallet. Then he took the emergency fifty Bart also kept in there. “Thanks, whiteboi. You can get out now.”
Bart hesitated and stroked Thickie’s barrel-shaped chest. Thickie scowled at him then, and feinted like he was going to punch. Bart ran for the door.
Thickie’s friends were serious-faced, like they expected to see his dead body in there. Bart just smiled. “Hey, guys, nice to see ya!” As he walked past, he grabbed Nailboy’s dick in his jeans — Nailboy licked his lips and offered it to Bart, as seductive as he could muster, when Bart walked past. Nailboy grunted and frowned but didn’t say anything. Bart giggled. “If you ever gain like a hundred pounds, gimme a call.”