Buck is an idiot, a dumbass, a moron and stupid as a brick factory, and it’s time someone told him so! He’s in for it now, plus plenty of man-on-man action on the downlow and not so low at all.
He’s big, he’s bad, he’s broad and he’s ready to kick ass and do other things to that ass as well! You won’t believe the adventures he’s getting into.
Tyrell Brickley is an ex-con and a die-hard Blood.
Description
He got bigger in prison. He ain’t even really mean to, but there ain’t jack-shit to do there but lift weights and wag about ladies, so now Tyrell’s thickbody felt like a ugly shell surrounding the handsome young man who got arrested years ago… He been heavyset — he was a champion football player before his arrest — but in prison he got stacked like a iron rack, and he moved like his heft ain’t all fit on him, like his skeleton struggled to keep up with his muscles. His wide, powerful ass was wedged into the tight boxers he brought out from prison with him.
Tyrell was a popular local football star before his arrest, so the chicks kept coming. He could at least get a handjob, often a blowjob, in the visitation room, as long as he kept it low-key. But after about six months, the visitations decreased, and Tyrell discovered it was impossible to remain a popular local football star if you was neither local nor a football player no more. His girlfriends eventually stopped coming to see him entirely, and soon enough, they even stopped taking his (very expensive) phone calls. Tyrell was popular when he got to prison, with girls begging for a chance to see him, a lawyer promising fruitful appeals and a gang (the Bloods) welcoming him with open arms. But now that lawyer be saying only that the appeal ain’t fruitful and sent him a bill. The gang steady gave him tasks that was difficult, dangerous and not at all fun. And the girls stopped coming by entirely. So Tyrell was alone, surrounded by his Blood comrades yet lonesome like a lost sheep.
Tyrell Brickley was lifting weights at work. Lipsweet maintained a gym, locker room and shower for the bouncers to use. Mr. Gregarian wanted his bouncers to keep fit and strong, and he knew that, if the club had a reputation for bouncers hanging out there all the time, troublemakers would be more apt to stay away. That was important because Mr. Gregarian sometimes stored large amounts of drugs, guns, pornography, illegal immigrants, etc., there. The well-known presence of bouncers lifting weights in their off time hopefully kept away holdup boys, even during the days and mornings when the club was closed. The gym was small and cramped, but Tyrell preferred working out there to a real gym. There were women at a commercial gym, which meant he couldn’t workout shirtless, or even in shorts and a sleeveless shirt at some gyms, because it would scare off the nice women. They didn’t let you hit on women at normal gyms.
Tyrell had a big beaming face like a bully. He was that kind of guy, you could tell he’d always been handsome, always perfect, women always went chasing after him, adults approved of him. He had aggressively appealing dimples. A man shouldn’t have dimples like that. It’s demeaning for other men. His voice was gravelly and rough, like he gargled with rusty nails.
He didn’t mind Tyrell’s rock-hard biceps though. He was so firm he was like a sculpture, a warm, meaty sculpture that smelled of coconut lotion and shea butter, strongly enough to overwhelm the yeasty toilet-hooch scent that filled the backa the narrow cell… Tyrell was easily the biggest swinging dick in the cell. And he had the biggest swinging dick in the cell, probably the whole prison. It was like a cricket bat between his legs, and it was fat and juicy. Desmond used to sit and play with it for hours while Tyrell dozed or lifted weights or sold toilet hooch.
The man was tall and muscular, tattooed, dark-skinned, with short hair and an intensely masculine face. A very handsome face, like a movie star or a well-bred stallion. He was broad as an ox powerfully built, stacked with muscles that he used to climb down to the fire escape. Tyrell carried himself like he knew he was handsome, which made him less handsome.
One of the ex-cons came outta the bathroom then, wearing just a towel — Tyrell, a big-ass Blood with a hard face, taciturn eyes and a thousand tales in the tats across his muscles
Tyrell bin getting bigger cuz he spent lotta time in that steel cage lifting pillowcases filled with canned peaches, and he done growed from a big-ass nigga to a pecan powerhouse of steel. He was well past six and a half feet tall and built like a steamship, with a big bulging chest as hard as iron and smokestack arms… Tyrell got a six-pack and everything — he struggled to get enough food in prison, since he ate so much. He spent a lot of his money on food in the last two weeks — he bin saving it so he wouldn’t run out, and when his release date came closer, he splurged. So he done gained fifteen pounds in those two weeks, and he could feel it straining his skin. He worked out every day during his incarceration and ain’t had enough protein to grow to his max capacity, until he bought all them canned sardines and his triceps, shoulders and thighs expanded.
Tyrell bin getting bigger cuz he spent lotta time in that steel cage lifting pillowcases filled with canned peaches, and he done growed from a big-ass nigga to a pecan powerhouse of steel. He was well past six and a half feet tall and built like a steamship, with a big bulging chest as hard as iron and smokestack arms.
Tyrell was muscular as anyone Desmond had ever seen in person. He had a perfect body, and he didn’t mind Desmond touching him — the others did too, niggas were all over Tyrell most days. Tyrell was handsome like a rapper… He was so firm he was like a sculpture, a warm, meaty sculpture that smelled of coconut lotion and shea butter.
He was a younger man then though, and he ain’t look as tough as he did now. Back then he got a smooth face and a voice like molten butter, and he was big enough that the girlies got they booties bothered but not so big that he made them scurry away like snitty cockroaches. Now he was too big. Now, he did make them scurry away. Being poor and low on the dole was exhilarating and hot for a young buck. But Tyrell ain’t a young buck no more. He could still smile like a fool, but he was too old, too big and too rough to chat up nice girls on the street. His face got harder — he was still round-faced and decked in dimples, but he got this hard-edged piggish look now. His muscles was perky and smooth and young before, heavy but grippable. Now he was rigid and harsh like a stack of lead weights that don’t fit in they rack. He told himself that wasn’t permanent. It was only cuz he just got released yesterday. He still had a prison-starved aura, he thought. Nice girl-folk could sense that. He still smiled up nice. He still had all the qualities that ladies liked before. He just needed to blow a nut in a female, he decided. Once he was relaxed, he’d be able to toss game just like high school.
The most important thing was to find a female, to know that prison ain’t ruint him like a old head with institution on the brain, always on the lookout for someone to give him permission to piss. He wasn’t like that, like Thumper, this old nigga he met in prison, he was a prison-thickened nigga, and Tyrell been telling hisself since he met him that he would never be like Thumper.
Tyrell was not cute like a teenager like Davon was. Tyrell looked a little meaner, a lot tougher, a bit older. But he was nice like Buck, maybe even nicer — he wasn’t friendly like Davon, but Tyrell was nice enough to talk to. And he had giant arms like Buck, and creamy brown skin with a bunch of faded prison tats. So Simon waited until Tyrell had a spare moment, after two o’clock in the morning on a busy Friday night. Tyrell was by the door, checking IDs, broad chest filling out his shirt. He had big fleshy arms, the biceps stretching the fabric of his button-down shirt. He grunted at each patron, not talking to them like Davon did.
The black one was Tyrell, and he was cute, like he should be an older brother in a Disney movie. He’d seem tough but he’d bust out homespun big-bro wisdom.
The cuckolding mandingo was tall, dark-skinned and heavily tattooed. He had a scruffy chin, and he wore a Baltimore Ravens baseball hat cocked sideways on his head. His loose jeans were around his ankles. His heavy body jiggled in rolling, undulating waves as he fucked Deborah, each muscle moving in sync with the others as though it took every muscle in his body to plow her.
Tyrell the Mandingo: Tyrell is outta prison again, and he’s back to Baltimore. He hopes to nab some women, but he just might end up getting down and dirty with men instead. He’s desperate to ensure nobody sees him as a booty bandit, even if that’s exactly what prison life turned him into, so he’ll get his rocks off one way or another! Can he keep his booty-bandit secret and still get his jollies off?!
Tyrell the Ex-Con: Tyrell is outta prison again, and he’s gonna do what it takes to survive these mean streets… even if that means giving a pounding! He’s been locked up a long time, so he’s learned a thing or two that just might shock any fool who’s never been inside. But can he make the transition to free life?
Anthony enjoys alpha male thugs, cholos and machos of all kinds, and luckily, he has a knack for getting them! His older brother is a high-ranking gangbanger, giving Anthony a way to sample the men he adores. Can he learn to get his rocks off on his own?
Hansen Chapman is a bad-ass thug and muscle-bound bad boy. So when his gang assigns him to work with an old ex-con named Cooter, Hansen can’t believe he’s gotta hang out with this grizzled redneck with body hair to spare and a foot-long slab of meat he’s not shy about sharing. Can Hansen stay on Cooter’s good side?
Rocky is a mafiosi, a guido, a wop, a dago, a boxer, an ex-con and more!
Descriptions
Rocky was a swarthy slab of cinnamon-colored muscle and unkempt black hair, furry chest broad and strapping. He had a big wide jaw and a slightly off-square face due to old injuries — he was a boxer, and his nose was crooked and squat, his ears like splattered cauliflower.
He was swarthy and had a chaotic mane of greasy black hair, and he was well-muscled like Tyrell. But while Tyrell was cut, Rocky was thick. You could tell he was always going to be muscular, even if he never worked out. He had that kind of body.
Rocky was swarthy and had a chaotic mane of greasy black hair, and he was well-muscled like Tyrell. But while Tyrell was cut, Rocky was thick. You could tell he was always going to be muscular, even if he never worked out. He had that kind of body… His pumpkin-thick arms worked hard, muscles bulging. Mr. Gregarian snorted like he thought Rocky should be more graceful. Desmond didn’t. He liked a brutish man. Poor Rocky had a swollen nose and ear, a bandage on his forehead, bruised knuckles.
Rocky was a stone-faced goon, all squares and oversized features, his jaw as broad as a beam, with big mitts for hands. He respired like a leaky pony due to, he said, his oft-broken nose, which was indeed cattywompus. His whole visage was like that, like a Cubist painting of a face. He was Italian, with thick dark hair, a Semitic cast and swarthy skin, and he exuded the kind of masculinity that Simon found alluring. Rocky wore short shorts and a cadet gray tee shirt, threadbare and ragged around the ripped-off sleeves and too small for Rocky’s expansive frame. Those thick muscles worked like steel girders as he lifted weights.
Eventually Rocky took off the sweat-soaked shirt, and Simon stopped hiding. He stood in the threshold and watched Rocky’s pecs jiggle and flex and arch and rumble. His body hair was plastered to his torso and shoulders. Simon liked the way his chest hair worked its way up and over his shoulders. Rocky grunted and heaved. He sounded angry, but when Simon finally went in there and Rocky saw him, he stood still and emotionless, sweat steaming off his bronze shoulders. The weight room was so small that Simon felt the heat exuding off him and smelled the bitter bouquet that he enjoyed and his father despised. Rocky paused before he knocked on the door. He glanced at Simon and raised his eyebrows. He had a hard face. His facciones were Brobdingnagian, every part of his face too big for the other parts. He looked like someone who could collect a debt from a pulmonologist. He made Simon feel small and impuissant, but in a good way. Simon nodded back, and Rocky knocked.
Rocky filled out his suit too tightly. His cock bulged against the fabric of his slacks, and the shoulders stretched when he swung his arms. With his big barrelhouse chest, Rocky required a hefty pair of trousers and a bicep-tight shirt. Mister Gregarian’s willingness to pay for tailoring was limited. Rocky’s tie ended high above his bellybutton, and he frequently busted the shoulder seams of his shirts.
“Rocky, lookin’ good, man,” Carl said when he saw somebody he knew. Rocky was a swarthy slab of cinnamon-colored muscle and unkempt black hair, furry chest broad and strapping. He had a big wide jaw and a slightly off-square face due to old injuries — he was a boxer, and his nose was crooked and squat, his ears like splattered cauliflower. “Hey, hey, Caaahl, good buddy, how’s the missus, huh?” he said, his voice thick and garbled like his throat was full of sweaty marbles. “Sharon’s fine, the kids are doin’ great,” Carl said. He kept talking, aware that Rocky was just making small talk, but Carl wanted to keep going. He was close enough now to smell the stench of Rocky’s armpits, the fur of which peaked out from beneath those massive fleshy arms. One of Carl’s hands casually touched Rocky’s side, which was greasy with sweat, black hairs matted to his skin.
Rocky bit down on the urge to rubble his nose. He was a boxer before his prison stay, and he broke his nose dozens of times. The prison doc said he got a “deviant sceptre” or some shit like that, plus he got too many or not enough sinuses, he couldn’t remember which, or maybe the sinuses he got was too big. Or too small. But it meant his nose got clogged buncha times, and he gotta rubble it with one hand.
Rocky turned out to live in a rinky-dink little apartment building. His place was spartanly furnished — it didn’t even have a couch. It did have a bench-press and a set of free weights, as well as stacks of protein powder containers in the kitchen. It smelled strongly of sweat and unwashed clothes, which dappled the whole apartment.
Rocky the Bouncer: Simon lusts for his bodyguard, Rocky, and he just might get to explore Rocky’s Italian masculine treasures. Rocky spent time in prison, which means he’s comfortable letting Simon swing on his meat.
Rocky the Ex-Con: Rocky works as a muscle-bound goon and enforcer, putting him in plenty of situations to get his manmeat hot and wet. Rocky’s prison life comes back to haunt him though, and it just might happen that this macho alpha did time “bottom-bunking”!Can he finagle a respectable role within the Cavollo family?
When Desmond is recruited to be a pretend-boyfriend, he didn’t realize what he was in for! He spent years in prison, giving him a knack for making men get on their knees and submit to his every need. He even gets some of the toughest alphas around to give him a rubdown, a tight hole and a mind-blowing orgasm.
But can Desmond make it through his prison sentence and fulfill his mission?
Thumper is fresh outta prison, and he’s got a booty bandit reputation to live up to… or down to! But more importantly for him, he’s gotta stay on the good side of his social worker. That means he’s gotta be kind, calm, employed and maybe stop ramrodding men on the downlow. He might even hafta attend a symposium on culturally responsive social work. Can he handle that?
He’s in for a wild ride, and so is any man he’s alone with!
Thumper is outta prison, and he’s in for something he’s never faced before…
Working as a bouncer, Thumper finds himself haunted by a owl-masked woman whose very presence scrambles his brain. She presents him with a dilemma and an opportunity — to turn back time and be a young man again — but is he man enough to take it?! Will the Lady of Vows sink her talons into Thumper’s soul?!
Buck is a hillbilly from Smashwood Trailer Park. He works as an exterminator for Central Pest Control or as a bouncer/enforcer for the bar Lipsweet. His father is Martin “Goose” Sampson. His mother, Ellen, died when he was a child. He was raised by various older women in Smashwood. His best friend is Cody Lankford.
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Moses Harley Sampson, a.k.a. Buck
He coulda knocked Limey out cold, hard and flat with one blow if’n he admiredta. Buck Sampson was damn near seven foot tall and built broad as a buick, biceps like fenders, chest purring like a jag. Shit, he liketa have done knocked skinny-ass Limey outta his sandals and his drawers, send him into next week like a defective calendar. Buck don’t even gotta muss up his mullet, which was wavy and black and greasy in the pen cuz he don’t got no shampoo to warsh it proper-like.
Soon as Buck seed the dead-end after work, he took off his shirt — t’was a plain white tee shirt that done got all ripped up and turnt gray as dishwarter from the soaked-in sweat spreading from his armpits. His broad barrel chest gleamed, his hair matted to his skin. The hair upon his brow was slick with sweat too, a greasy black mullet thick as a jungle. “You don’t use no soap or shampoo, you dirty-ass hillbilly, you smell like a cornbread’s fart.”
Buck was lumberingly huge — nearly seven feet tall — and Cody was short and lean. They both had mullets, Buck’s dense and jet black, Cody’s a curly blond the color of old hay. Buck’s barrel chest crowded the cell, and his giant frame exuded so much heat he felt like a fireplace. But on the other hand, Buck was a local-champion boxer with biceps the size of a fat baby, and he knocked back any motherfucker who got in Cody’s face. He had only survived prison because everyone knew he was protected by his giant cellmate and long-time buddy.
Buck was so big and manly it was hard not to be intimidated by him. It was like standing next to a bull. Simon touched Buck’s chest through his shirt, and he smoothed out the wrinkles and fixed the buttons, which Buck had done up wrong with his sausagey fingers. Buck smelled so spicy and musky, his barrel-shaped chest exuding heat and scents that Simon didn’t understand yet still craved. It didn’t smell like cologne or deodorant, nor like sweat; it was Buck’s own musk.
It was Buck Sampson, a burly man with a blistering Appalachian drawl. He sometimes kept peace at Lipsweet on rowdy nights, but he was usually employed to collect debt for Simon’s pa, and that was what he been doing ce soir. He carried a pocketful of cash and a face full of cuts, with blood streaming sur his side and soaking his shirt. Buck snorted like a horse with a shattered sinus and wagged his finger at M. Prêteur.
He was nearly seven feet tall, so his voice had that dull-edged boom that big men had, like his words were tired from the long journey to his mouth so they just sort of baritonely flopped past his lips. His jeans were threadbare in parts, and stained with oil and grease and dirt and grass and beer. When you were as big as Buck, clothes were hard to come by and you had to keep rewearing what you had for as long as possible.
Buck had a swampy dull-edged drawl. They were both from the same place — right here in Smashwood Trailer Park — but Buck had a heavy, lonesome accent full of nooks and valleys while Cody had a pitchy, yodelly twang, like his accent bounced off mountaintops on its way out his mouth. He tried to breathe through his nose — Lucy hated it when he huffed and puffed, but Buck had been in so many fights his nose cartilage was busted, and his nose was squat, wide, crooked and sinus-clogged.
The smell made Buck wrinkle his crooked-cartilage fist-shape nose. He breathed loud cuz he was a amateur boxer and his nose done got broke buncha times a couple years back, in the early 90s. He tried to breathe normal, cuz Mistah Gregarian scumbled on another one his looks. Buck straightened his tie, which looked too short. Buck was so big most clothes ain’t fit. How far down was a tie sposedta go anyways? Buck ain’t know, and Mistah Gregarian’d scold him silly if’n Buck axed, so’n he ain’t ax.
Buck sprouted up beside like a sudden stop sign. Buck was a darn near seven-foot-tall slab of hillbilly meat, with a big tangle of mullet, shoulders as broad as a ox and a oxy heave to his breathing too, cuzza his oft-broke nose. His nostrils was going thumbawumba as he slapped that man’s hand down like a unrespeckful fly.
Buck was six foot eleven. He had to sit in a chair for Teddy to reach his head, and even then he had to slump down a bit. The body heat emanating from his broad shoulders made Teddy shudder a bit with desire. He inhaled deeply of Buck’s masculine musk, sweaty, intensely acrid and biting, a bit musty and warm and inviting. He had taken off the real shirt he wore during his shift and now wore just the undershirt. It was tight on his shoulders — he bought the biggest he could find, but it wasn’t big enough. The strapped sleeves were frayed and digging into his shoulders, and the fabric ended an inch above his pants. The hair of his belly where it melded with his pubic hair was visible, and the shirt was matted to his chest with sweat.
He had scruffy black hair, uncut in the back, untamed, a little greasy, not quite a mullet but almost, all layers and tangles of unwashed hair. He was heavily tattooed and mustachioed, with a scruffierbeard underneath that. He wore a sleeveless black shirt that showed off those tattoos: biker symbols, Rob guessed, and some words in flowing script. The shirt wasn’t made sleeveless, the ragged edges suggested he had cut the sleeves off. From The Alpha White Trash
Buck was more of a oxeny plod-along peter, a pert near seven-foot-tall beast of a man, with a shaggy black mullet and a dense beard.
Buck was a mulleted hillbilly, but even he treated Wayne like sub-caste dirt. His oft-broke nose wrinkled in Wayne’s direction, and Wayne aimed a polite nod back at him. Buck was a white trash mullet-heavy ex-con, big as a barge, broad-muscled, swollen ears, jutting chin, tall, heaps of hollers and hoots in his Appalachian accent.
Buck dudded up in black slacks and a bright yellow shirt with a white tie. He ain’t know if’n that “went together”, but t’wasn’t easy to find clothes that fit. T’was the nicest outfit he could put together prompt-like. The tie was tied right, he was sh’ore of that, but remained self-conscious ’bout it. It hugged his neck snug as a turtle shell. The shirt was too small round the wrists and neck. The American flag tattooed on Buck’s neck poked out atoppa the collar.
Buck was a darn near seven-foot-tall slab of hillbilly meat, with a big tangle of mullet, shoulders as broad as a ox and a oxy heave to his breathing too, cuzza his oft-broke nose.
That was a very big problem for Buck, who was a very big man. He had a cumbrous seven-foot frame, powerfully built, a former state-champion wrestler though that was more than a decade ago, and he’d filled out his muscles with heft and hair and a greasy black mullet of coarse curls.
Mistah Gregarian often done got after him ’bout showering. He did shower, he did. He was a naturally greasy man, t’was all. Even back in prison, they gets after him cuzza his hair capturing his sweat, making him greasy and stinkhoggen. They only let’cha shower e’ery other day in that prison, sometimes e’ery third day… Buck was asissy slap south of seven feetses tall and got a bounteous ass to boot.
Buck was a yawn short of seven feet tall. Cody was skinny as a shriveled rifle, while Buck was a thundercloud man with thickness abundant. Both got a mullet, Buck’s a greasy gom of raven tangles.
Buck had scruffy black hair, uncut in the back, untamed, a little greasy, not quite a mullet but almost, all layers and tangles of unwashed hair. He was heavily tattooed and mustachioed, with a scruffier beard underneath that. He wore a sleeveless black shirt that showed off those tattoos: biker symbols, Rob guessed, and some words in flowing script. The shirt wasn’t made sleeveless, the ragged edges suggested he had cut the sleeves off.
Buck was pretty obviously a barrelhouse man — built like a ram, his nose and ears squashy and cauliflowered up like a boxer, his black mullet dusty, his unkempt beardas black as coal dust… He was too big, too hairy, too sweaty, too rough and too thick-headed for most women, and the dancers here were not shy about telling him so.
Buck was a white trash mullet-heavy ex-con, big as a barge, broad-muscled, swollen ears, jutting chin, tall, heaps of hollers and hoots in his Appalachian accent.
“He stink like a shameful pony,” Tyrell said with a mournful tone. Buck was nearly seven feet tall and built as broad as a buick, his nose bearing his brunt in the flattened crook of its angle… His glowery, razor’s-edge voice was smoky and thick, too deep to hear, all trenchant and teterrimous, and hearing his lips form his name made Simon’s knees quake. Buck had a big black mullet, greasy and thick like his chest… Buck was so big and manly it was hard not to be intimidated by him. It was like standing next to a bull. Simon touched Buck’s chest through his shirt, and he smoothed out the wrinkles and fixed the buttons, which Buck had done up wrong with his sausagey fingers. Buck smelled so spicy and musky, his barrel-shaped chest exuding heat and scents that Simon didn’t understand yet still craved. It didn’t smell like cologne or deodorant, nor like sweat; it was Buck’s own musk…
Buck was so big — a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than any other man here — and that mullet! His clothes were a wreck, his tee shirt too small, wrinkled, faded, frayed at the edges, even ripped and haphazardly sewn over the shoulder.
He was a hillbilly, with long hair and a powerfully muscled body. He was burly and thick with an almost-six-pack that you could tell came from a high level of activity and low appetite, not because he was on a crash-diet. He was tall and heavily tattooed with Confederate flags and other mysterious symbols dotting his belly and an ornate, colorful constellation of designs on his right bicep.
Buck was a chambery hulk of a man, damn near seven feet tall and as broadly muscled as a ox. He got a thick, unkempt mullet the color of a new moon at midnight. Buck’s scruff covered up his ruddy cheeks… (a) chemical smell made Buck wrinkle his crooked-cartilage fist-shape nose. He breathed loud cuz he was a amateur boxer and his nose done got broke buncha times a couple years back, in the early 90s. He tried to breathe normal, cuz Mistah Gregarian scumbled on another one his looks. Buck straightened his tie, which looked too short. Buck was so big most clothes ain’t fit. How far down was a tie sposedta go anyways? Buck ain’t know, and Mistah Gregarian’d scold him silly if’n Buck axed, so’n he ain’t ax.
that shouldersome stranger, so tall and thick-bodied that his muscles oozed off the sides of his stool. His hammer-wide fingers smeared up egg and gravy with a wad of biscuit, and he stuffed it in his mouth. His fat splat of a nose wriggled.
That’s because Buck was lumberingly huge — nearly seven feet tall — and Cody was short and lean. They both had mullets, Buck’s dense and jet black, Cody’s a curly blond the color of old hay. Buck’s barrel chest crowded the cell, and his giant frame exuded so much heat he felt like a fireplace. But on the other hand, Buck was a local-champion boxer with biceps the size of a fat baby, and he knocked back any motherfucker who got in Cody’s face. He had only survived prison because everyone knew he was protected by his giant cellmate and long-time buddy.
You could always tell when that hillbilly got hongry. He got a I-might-could-eat’cha-nigga look in his eyes. Damn could that honky eat… stinking like a armpit factory, a hillbilly sister-fucker who look like a cartoon basset hound. Lem tried not to watch his big hillbilly buddy, who was all hair, like a mullet came to life, and his giant chest be rippling as he plowed into her fat pussy. Annie seemed to enjoy the sensation, but she too avoided touching Buck who got a hairy back like a gorilla and he best not axe again fer Lem to shave his back, he can get some bitch-ass nigga to do it and Lem is not a bitch-ass nigga. It ain’t just a li’l hair neither, he got hair upon the shoulder, he got hair in the small of his back, you know how a honky do, and Buck is the honkiest. Buck done ate pulled pork t’was left out fer nigga-don’t-even-know-how-long. He got no kinda palate. His hillbilly ass done ate snapping turtle, rattlesnake, possum, squirrel and weasel meat b’fore’n. He got a favorite squirrel recipe. So’n if’n he won’t eat a bitch’s pussy, Lem weren’t gonna go near it.
He got hands as big as a baseball catcher’s mitt, and just as leathery too, on account of Buck been working oil rigs and chain gangs since he was a boy.
“You are one straight-up retarded white-trash bigfoot!”Buck was a massive horse of a man with a well-barrelled chest, with a tangled curl of beard and a dense mullet the color of liquorice and shiny-slick with sweat and grease. He was as broad as a brown bullock..
Buck Sampson had a thirteen-inch cock, pushing fourteen, and he was nearly seven feet tall, putting his crotch at most people’s head-height. That meant when he got a hardon, everybody around saw it. Lem was a little taller than average, so he didn’t have to dodge Buck’s stiffies lest he lose an eye, but he still noticed it when Buck got an erection. Buck spent most of his time outside of work and the mess hall wearing a pair of faded briefs or less. He’d pop a boner most nights while speaking sweet about his girl Lucy back home or just plain doing push-ups. In those tighty-whiteys — or tighty-grays, mostly — his dong would pop out and shamelessly protrude. Lem disapproved.
Buck wore his tattered tighty-whiteys. He had big low-hanging balls and that giant thirteen-inch pecker tucked into those tighty-whiteys, so his pubic hair poked around the mouse-nibbled edges. The pouch overflowing with his balls and dickmeat jiggled when he jogged in place. He shadowboxed the wall above Lem’s head
He was an ex-wrestler and ex-boxer, so his nose was crooked and rugged, and it wiggled when his head moved. His voice was deep and broad, burdensomelydense, like it hurt to laugh… He inhaled deeply of Buck’s masculine musk, sweaty, intensely acrid and biting, a bit musty and warm and inviting. He had taken off the real shirt he wore during his shift and now wore just the undershirt. It was tight on his shoulders — he bought the biggest he could find, but it wasn’t big enough. The strapped sleeves were frayed and digging into his shoulders, and the fabric ended an inch above his pants. The hair of his belly where it melded with his pubic hair was visible, and the shirt was matted to his chest with sweat.
Buck had a black mullet, curly and dense, tangled, slick because he hadn’t washed it in a long time. His face was craggy, his prison-flattened splotch of a nose wide, and he had a fresh new prison tat running down the side of his neck to his broad shoulders…. Emotions flooded Lucy — horniness at the sight of his broad chest and jaw, relief that he was out of prison alive, surprise that he was here, lust at the sight of his prison-tightened body, disgust at his greasy and unkempt mullet, arousal growing deep within her at the scent of his unwashed manhood, even as she groaned to herself about the smell of cold cardboard that clung to him like a hobo. Buck was so big — a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than any other man here — and that mullet! His clothes were a wreck, his tee shirt too small, wrinkled, faded, frayed at the edges, even ripped and haphazardly sewn over the shoulder.
His mullet was greasy and dusty and it smelled like him and it made her pussy tingle. Something about the way he had to stuff himself through the door to her trailer, his hefty frame not quite fitting, turned Lucy on until she couldn’t take it anymore… Buck was huge, and he stank of big-boy sweat. His crotch was an unkempt mess of pubic hair, his beard and mullet greasy and dusty, his windswept face harsh and a little pitying… Buck’s body hair was like copper wool, which was ironic because the hair on his head — his jet-black mullet — was always greasy and slick.
Lucy got distracted from her taters by the broad-brow man barreling down a big breakfast at the counter. He wore a faded and frayed suit that disfitted his frame, so’s his power-packed parts bulged ‘gainst the fabric. His mighty mane of crow-color curls made Lucy wanna run her fingers thru ’em. Bits of biscuit and clods of yolk got trapped in his lumberman’s beard. Her attention was aimed upon that shouldersome stranger, so tall and thick-bodied that his muscles oozed off the sides of his stool. His hammer-wide fingers smeared up egg and gravy with a wad of biscuit, and he stuffed it in his mouth. His fat splat of a nose wriggled. That was when she left the ladies’ to stroll behind the large man with the hamper of hair and the flinty face, reeking of cold cement and spiced cream. His eyes sparked, lively as a oil derrick, though his muscles thrummed like stormclouds ‘neath his suit.
“Hey, Mason, Mason, hoss, hey,” came a thick-and-raspy, holler-heavy voice in the darkness, so deep you could tell the speaker was tall and big-chested. He sounded like a church bell come to life. The roughneck gotta stoop to come into the first-aid clinic. He was indeed a mighty stack of shoulders. He was Buck Sampson, the biggest worker on Rig E19 in the North Pacific. He was as broad as an ox and as tall as a gorilla, well past six and a half feet, tall enough to duck when he walked through the rig’s doorways. He had a big mane of greasy black curls. His shirtless chest rippled, his body hair clinging to his skin because of a sheen of sweat gleaming in the light that spilled in from the corridor. He exuded heat that Mason could feel, amid the cold barreling in from the harshly lit and unheated corridor. Buck was nearly naked, wearing only a pair of scrawny tight-whites that ain’t fit on him. The pouch was overstuffed, the outline of his giant cock clearly visible, pubic hairs protruding around the sides.
He got big features — a big nose that was cattywompus and bulging, like a swollen fist — he was an ex-boxer, that was why, his nose busted up like his cauliflowery ears — big lips, big chin, big ears, big square cheeks — and his damn near seven-foot frame took up lotta room in the clinic. He radiated heat from his hairy chest. But Buck was often shirtless and sometimes stripped down to heavy socks and underwear. Mason enjoyed the sight of muscular men, and Buck was a perfect specimen of that. His meaty, non-sixpacked body tasted savory like pizza dough.
“You ain’t gonna spend all ya time in here working out, is ya?” Cody asked Buck when he saw Buck getting friendly with the Jagged Right’s enforcers. They wasn’t gotta ask Buck if he wanna be an enforcer like them — ain’t no other option open for a feller like Buck. Sure as shit weren’t gonna be an accountant or something. Buck was dumb as a whole truck fulla dead ducks, and he got muscles for miles.
“You kept clean in there? Take off ya boots, sugah. Lemme make sh’ore you ain’t bringin’ the athlete’s foot,” Mistah Yancey said. But then b’for’n Buck could do so, Mistah Yancey bent o’er and undid Buck’s boot laces. T’woulda been easier fer Buck to do it, but Mistah Yancey gently pulled the boots off, then his socks. He hefted Buck’s foot, one after t’other, but Buck did the work of lifting his legs. Buck got big clodhopping feet with a strip of black hairs running up the top and a tuft of hair upon each toe. The toe tufts growed smaller but no sparser from the big toes to the li’l ones. Mistah Yancey wrinkled his nose, but he inhaled with gusto and don’t move away none.
Buck had a huge cock, as thick as a forearm, and his entire body was hairy. He was well more than a foot taller than his buddy and at least a hundred pounds heavier. He had a thick, crude face, like a caveman, like every part of his head was too big for all the other parts. He was tall enough that he was squashed into the truck cab, and he had a furiously untamed mullet that framed his oversized head.
Buck Sampson shook his head. His mighty thirteen inch cock flip-flopped between his callused mitts. He was a roughneck like some of the others, home from the oil rig to spend his money on his woman, which in fact was where she was today, shopping like a mother hen, leaving him free to wreck this sissy in whichever hole was free when Buck got into the trailer. Buck was damn near seven foot tall, built like a stevedore, which was not a word with which Buck ever done made acquaintance with, and he had a deep huffy-puffy voice
Buck’s pickup was held together with duct tape, and though the engine was cherry, the windshield was cracked, the wipers and turn signals did not work, the floor was rusted through and the gas gauge read as perpetually empty. FromPoahi the Lackey
Buck’s steelbare truck, which looked like it shouldn’t run at all. Ancient pinprick holes let in rays of late afternoon light all over, and the door on Johnny’s side was red while the rest of the truck was greenish-gray. The door didn’t shut perfectly either, like the body had been dented and never fixed right. The engine purred like an angry bobcat. FromJohnny Redcob the Bouncer
A door in the hall opened, and a middle-aged Black man with a graying beard like a billy goat and ebon cornrows on his scalp poked his head out. He was so tall he had to stoop down into the doorway. Bill could just barely see by his bare, broad shoulder muscles that the man was shirtless. The rows between the corn on his scalp were dappled with sweat.
The man opened the door the rest of the way, revealing his bare chest, muscles glistening with sweat. A frown flitted over, then he plastered a sunny smile on his face. He filled the doorway, body failing to fit within his tight-white briefs, bristly pubes protruding around the sides. He had thighs like tree trunks and arms like cannons… His file said he was a pro boxer before his arrest. That was thirty-four years ago. He still got the body of a heavyweight boxer though, now peppered with salty hair and coated with prison tats, and his hands were the size of catcher’s mitts. His topaz skin glistened with moisture that dripped down to make his hand slippery in Bill’s grip.
Thumper’s apartment above Lipsweet was a sparse bachelor’s abode. There were no personal belongings, no decorations, just a plain couch, a chair, a Super Nintendo and clothes neatly folded in compact piles on the floor. Towels and clothes hung to dry on all the interior doors. They smelled like body soap, not laundry detergent. His mattress was on the floor, and the sheets wasn’t done up right, the bed unmade, just a tangle-pile of blankets, dirty socks and bedsheets.
The old head was maybe fifty or so, and his unkempt beard was salt with black streaks, but the hair on his head, done down in tight cornrows, was jet-black and thinly peppered with silver. He wore a ruddy brown jacket with a lapel like a pool shark atop old-fashioned daddy-bear jeans. He was broad-shouldered and thick as a boxer.
He was Thumper White, twice the age of Jaekwel and Deon and twice as loud too. He got a coarse silver chin like a untended goat and peppery cornrows on his head. His boominous voice rumbled above the idling work-truck… Despite his age, he stayed a spitfire and hit every beat. He ain’t dawdle, even at five-thirty in the morn… Thumper leaned forward, his rammy beard smelling like the unwashed parts of old ladies… Thumper done lift his unclean undershirt up over his uneven cornrows, so his overheaten high yellow chest steamed with a gleamy sheen in the teeming air… He clasped his faded six-pack — he usedta be a professional boxer, before his prison stay, so you could tell he carried a six-pack his whole life before it faded away like a sun-bleacht carpet.
The old head was maybe fifty or so, and his unkempt beard was salt with black streaks, but the hair on his head, done down in tight cornrows, was jet-black and thinly peppered with silver. He wore a ruddy brown jacket with a lapel like a pool shark atop old-fashioned daddy-bear jeans. He was broad-shouldered and thick as a boxer.
When he talked to Caitlin Smiles the other day, she done snicker the whole time like she was too perfect to talk to a uncool old man who smell like a laundromat.
But he was much larger than Kevin, brimming with muscles and tattoos; he had prison-thug swagger and a hard-as-iron jaw, and his presence made Kevin’s knees weak all over again. Kevin’s soon-to-be cellmate had been a professional boxer before he was locked up, and he was still built like the heavyweight champion he had been back then. His cornrows were scraggly and tinged with silver. Thumper was rugged, firm, stout, crisscrossed with cheap tats and scars, silvery hairs on his chin, chest, arms and legs. He must have been working out before Kevin arrived because he wore only shorts — with a noticeable bulge — and he was covered in a fine sheen of sweat.
Thumper felt like an old-timer. He had been in prison for thirty-four years and five months. He felt like he had withered away to nothing in here. Not physically, but mentally and emotionally. Physically he was still a towering man, swarthy, broad-chested, with biceps that bulged from ten years of daily improvised workouts. He had prison tats covering his body, and a network of scars from a couple stabbings and one incident in which he was splashed with boiling water, leaving little tiny dots of permanent scars over the left half of his body.
Just ten years ago, he thought, he had had a six-pack like a movie star, and a handsome shock of jet-black hair. He had thundered across the country on a motorcycle, leaving a chain of broken-hearted chicks and pissed-off cops. Now it was stricken with splashes of gray, and his six-pack had melted away into a flat but meaty belly. He was tall and broad-shouldered, with deep brown skin and a rather squat face like a boxer. He looked to be in his mid-thirties but he had the body of a man half that age, muscles bulging out of his overly tight tee shirt.
Thumper was rather the opposite. He was older, just past fifty years old — he was three times Deyon’s age — and he had never been a prettyboy. He was a boxer in his youth (and still occasionally in prison). He retained a powerful, barrel-shaped frame, covered in scars and marks, with a hairy chest. He had never had a six-pack, though his belly was flat. He had frizzy, unkempt cornrows, and he was perpetually slick with sweat.
Rico was whipping out whine and sucking on his teeth. “I gotta share a place with him? Old head smells like a band-aid, nigga! Gimme my own place. I can’t live with old nigga, he prolly drink tea and shit. Put his hair in the drain-“ “Coffee gimme lumpy throat, nigga!” Thumper wagged a finger at Rico.
The other one, who was unplugging the television in the living room, was bigger and older, scruffy, cornrowed and lighter-skinned. He was heavyset like a professional wrestler, with a craggy face like a lighthouse keeper. He had a deep scratchy voice too, and his smooth panther-like movements contradicted his apparent roughness, age and heavyset frame.
Fucking Thump said his favorite food was buttered noodles, and his “specialty” was ramen with barbecue chicken — where “barbecue” means bottled barbecue sauce, not barbecuing, cuz that nigga spent his whole life in a cage. He ain’t some kinda gourmet neither, Deon thought with increasing bitterness, Thumper ain’t never had tempura, sushi or hibachi till last month, that out-of-touch notiony old nigga was Japan-ignorant. He’d prolly explode if he ate a curry. Thumper said he “never heard of ‘Thai food'” like he thought it was a conspiracy theory, shit, he even shot down jollof rice as “nightcheek bullshit”. That nigga maybe never cooked with nothing but a hot plate and a microwave.
Eventually, as time do be doing, it went on, and night’s close drew near. This was it. Thumper was a free nigga, and he got a job, and here it was. This was freedom. He bin imagined hisself living like he did when he was nineteen and a champion boxer and got a coach and high-quality knees and a posse of niggas with plans and he couldn’t swing his dick around without knocking down a white bitch flinging her pussy at him. Now, he gotta speak up to get any fool to pay him mind. He was just another nigga, not in charge of shit, not even within earshot of being in charge. In prison, Thumper was the nigga who did and everybody knew it. Here, he was just the creepy old head, the new nigga, nobody’s uncle, the graybeard whoever over there. Thumper overheard the dancers whisper about him as the uncool old nigga, as out-of-touch as a frozen caveman. Davon too, he was joking earlier with Bud the club deejay that Thumper was “old-school but not the cool kind of old-school, he’s old-school like an abandoned orphanage”. They all looked at him like a car nobody makes parts for anymore. Thumper pretended not to hear all them all badmouthing him. That was easy cuz they thought he got old-nigga ears.
Thumper was a doddery old nigga who dressed like a fossil. Thumper woulda told them to spit and sit, and he’da flurried up a couplea fisty cuffs if they ain’t show the proper respect with a quickness. If Thumper was in prison still and some young cats fussed at him to hurry, he’d correct them kittens sans mercy. Sans mercy as hell.
Them niggas Thumper don’t know was milling and filling the air through with gab and daps and hairdos, but Thumper sat alone. They all avoided watching him brood like a bothered tiger. That’s what Thumper woulda thunk too, thirty-some years ago, if he saw a cast-iron nigga sitting on his lonesome surrounded by young cats he ain’t talk to. He ain’t put out menace, but they all picked it up. Outgoing ex-cons get a million nosey questions from numptious niggas, so Thumper was glad to scare ’em off. If they all got to chatting at him like lightbulby poppa-rot-seas, he’d-a most likely dropped one or maybe all. So he gloomed around like a ex-con who pretty niggas should stay away from, and they did so, wise as newspapers.
He arrived at his cell with blood streaming down his leg. The Bloods steady sent him out to fight — he was a enforcer, that was his job in the cell block. He ain’t never apply for it, he ain’t never say that’s the job he want. When you look like Thumper, with a face like a catcher’s mitt and hands like battering rams, you best believe every nigga gonna front like you is a enforcer, so you gonna hafta enforce something. Niggas do be stepping.
Then to his left, Thumper saw a big-ass powerhouse nigga, as high yellow as sunshine. It was him — Thumper recognized that young cat, it was Thumper hisself, Thumper from thirty-four years ago. He got a handsome mug and just a couplea tats. His skin was taut, and his bladder neck ain’t gone batty yet — couldn’t see that, but Thumper could tell. This nigga, this cheekbone-laden young-nigga Wendell, he got the swagger of a man who do piss a reasonable number of times a day. Thumper could tell from the tattoos that that young-nigga Wendell was from right before his prison sentence. He got them dice on double sixes on his shoulder. Thumper got that tat couplea days before the unlicensed boxing match that led to his arrest. Young-nigga Wendell ain’t got none the prison tats that present-day old-nigga Thumper got.
When he talked to Caitlin Smiles the other day, she done snicker the whole time like she was too perfect to talk to a uncool old man who smell like a laundromat.
Wendell White, a noir employ of Simon’s father. He barked out orders as soon as Sheriff Terwiliger was seen. Wendell was in charge of getting the noirs out back when needed. He was almost as big as Beau but his skin was the color of a light roux, and he got a round face, his close-knapped hair tinged with gray. He barked for action, quick as you please. He wasn’t Creole, but the noirs knew he was in charge.
He could feel dozens of pairs of eyes watching him, most importantly the gigantic beastly man in the cell right in front of him. Mason’s new cellmate was a brutish brown-skinned monster, Mason thought, like a shaved beast. Thumper wasn’t ugly, but he certainly wasn’t handsome either, with a squat, bullish face, wild cornrows and a scruffy chin. He wore only a pair of thin shorts, so his body, pockmarked with scars and tattoos, was nearly bare. He inhaled of his delicious old-homeboy scent — Thumper wasn’t really old, but he smelled like an old man, like all the older homeboys he had lived with behind bars until just a few days ago. He smelled like an old homeboy whom time had left behind.
Thumper was a middle-aged thug and former boxer, with cornrows and chest hair tinged with gray. He had a big barrel-shaped torso and a scruffy mien to his round face. His nose and ears showed signs of his pro boxing career, and his husky voice sounded like he been breathing stale cigarette-clogged prison air his entire life (which he very nearly had).
Thumper the Booty Bandit: Thumper is outta prison after thirty-four long years, and he’s learned a thing or two about getting down and dirty without any women around! That puts him on a collision course with some of the toughest alphas, raunchiest deadbeats and soon-to-be submissive losers in Baltimore, each of whom is about to learn that when this ex-con wants to get his rocks off, he doesn’t take no for an answer. He gets involved in the manliest of adventures, with a mouthy young coke dealer, an aryan trustee, a college jock and so much more! Thumper’s ready for the rough ride of his life! (whole thing is free)
Thumper the Bodyguard: Thumper is a bodyguard for the Gregarian family, which puts this excon in a position to swing downlow with some unlucky men! You see, Thumper’s a booty bandit, so when he needs to or wants to or is bored, he’s gonna get up some homeboy from behind! He survived prison, but can Thumper handle bodyguarding a college girl?
Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Thumper is outta prison, and he’s in for something he’s never faced before… Working as a bouncer, Thumper finds himself haunted by a owl-masked woman whose very presence scrambles his brain. She presents him with a dilemma and an opportunity — to turn back time and be a young man again — but is he man enough to take it?! Will the Lady of Vows sink her talons into Thumper’s soul?!
Thumper on Parole: Thumper is fresh outta prison, and he’s got a booty bandit reputation to live up to… or down to! But more importantly for him, he’s gotta stay on the good side of his social worker. That means he’s gotta be kind, calm, employed and maybe stop ramrodding men on the downlow. He might even hafta attend a symposium on culturally responsive social work. Can he handle that? He’s in for a wild ride, and so is any man he’s alone with!
Thumper the Mover: Thumper’s a booty bandit straight outta prison and humping for the Milligan Moving Company. Him and his homies Deon and Jaekwel get down and dirty, and it don’t much matter to Thumper whether the other two want it. They’ll have to take every inch Thumper’s ready to give! Thumper’s not even on the downlow! That does boggle a homie’s mind, but Deon and Jaekwel gotta put up with that old head’s gropey hands, massive muscles and iron manhood. Can they make it through their time alongside Thumper with their booties intact?!
Thumper the Ex-Con: Thumper is getting crazy again! He’s about to be released after more than thirty years behind bars, but first he’s gonna have a good time with another inmate, whether he wants it or not! After his release, he’s gonna have to find a new outlet for his intense and potent urges. So where is he gonna find a spot to stick his meat?
Thumper Gets Nasty: Thumper is at it again — in prison and on the streets, he always gets his man! Thumper is a tough-as-iron convict who doesn’t mind swinging on the downlow… or out in the open, whichever’s dirtier! Thumper loves it nasty and filthy, and he prefers it with a man who needs a little force to convince him to bend over and take it. Can Thumper get the quivering man-meat he craves?! This ultra-raunchy story is the only way to learn the answer!
Thumper Chooses a Cellmate: Thumper is a legendary convict and a brutal dom, willing to force the men around him to submit and beg… so when he sees someone he likes, all hell breaks through! Can Thumper claim the clean, soft booty he craves? His target Deyon wants to keep his manhood intact, but will Thumper let that happen?
Thumper the Convict: Paul is in for a crazy stay in prison, and he’s gonna have to deal with the most intense booty bandit convict in the whole pen! His name is Thumper, he’s a tough and macho alpha, and he’s willing to do what it takes to swing downlow with Paul!
The Ex-Con, the Prettyboy Thug and Gang Loyalty: When ex-con Thumper White is given a joint to live in upon his release from prison, he had no idea he’d be shacking up with a doe-eyed prettyboy… That handsome homie Rico fancies himself a thug and a ladysman. Maybe he is both those things, but Thumper will take what he likes, and he likes Rico’s backside a whole heck of a lot! Thumper’s a booty bandit old head who doesn’t take no for an answer, which means Rico’s in for the ride of a lifetime! Can Rico take Thumper’s brand of prison-starved love?