Like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows

She had that dumpy, put-upon look, haggard and stridently frazzled, with limp hair and a saggy body like an overflowing cauldron of tits.

Delores Ann McCafferty was a middle-aged woman who looked like a nurse — she had that dumpy, put-upon look, haggard and stridently frazzled, with limp hair and a saggy body like an overflowing cauldron of tits. She wore a Mickey Mouse tee shirt that was much too small for her expansive frame, so her flesh oozed out like excess cake batter, and she smelled. Avery could tell before he even got out of Steel’s jeep that she smelled.
She was in the same AA group as Avery and Steel, and, according to Steel, Delores was “hot to squat on a nigga cock” and was willing to “get dicked down by any man if it helps him quit the sauce, even a white man”.
Also, Steel said she “got pussy you could get swallowed up by, like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows”.

From Avery’s Adventures in Interracial Manhood

Mucker (Nicholas) Talleus

Mucker is a hardcore punk.

Steel & the Whiteboy Skater: Mucker has gotta quit drinking! That means AA meetings and working with his sponsor Winston Steel, who’s got some “interesting” ideas about how to motivate a drunk to quit. He’ll drill sobriety into Mucker one way or another! Can Mucker handle Steel’s brand of man-on-man hijinks?!

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Mucker was a long and thickly built sumbitch, muscles like a refrigerator, not a fat slob like Steel was expecting. He got a big floppy mess of whiteboy hair.

From Steel & the Whiteboy Skater

A punk-rocker-type named Mucker, who talked like he swallowed an ashtray and had dyed-platinum hair styled in a mohawk. His voice was all gravel and low rumbles. Mucker was a tall, well-muscled man with anarchy tattoos peeking out from under his clothes, extending up his neck to his jaw and down his wrist to his fingers. He was in his mid-thirties, with a rough, craggy face, perpetual scruff on his chin, and a deep scowl.

From Alpha Punks, Rockers and Metalheads

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Avery’s Adventures in Interracial Manlust

Avery’s gotta stay outta prison, and that means satisfying his AA sponsor Winston Steel. But Steel just might be more than Avery can handle — he’s a lotta man! Luckily, Avery loves big men and their big swinging meats, and Steel sure gets Avery’s motor revving…

But Steel has a history in prison, which means Avery has gotta learn about his sordid past whether he wants to or not.

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