Cooter the Booty Bandit

Hansen Chapman is a bad-ass thug and muscle-bound bad boy. So when his gang assigns him to work with an old ex-con named Cooter, Hansen can’t believe he’s gotta hang out with this grizzled redneck with body hair to spare and a foot-long slab of meat he’s not shy about sharing. Can Hansen stay on Cooter’s good side?

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Wayne the Ex-Cop

Wayne’s a retired cop with demons in his past — as well as a crappy job, two daughters who don’t like him, a disagreeable ex-wife and a stiffy that just won’t go down! Luckily, he wasn’t known as Officer Booty for nothing. Wayne always gets off when he needs it, and he frequently does!

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Omar the Muslim

Omar is outta prison, living his new life as a Muslim… and he’s discovering a whole new side of the religion of peace: man-on-man Islamic action! Omar winds up submitting to his Lebanese boss, visiting a gloryhole and smashing a pagan’s booty harder than Omar ever expected!

Can he handle swinging downlow with hairy-ass Arabs?

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