You know there’s different kinda curtains? Bunchesa kinds. Wojo just had them blackout curtains. The only purpose to a curtain was to black out the light, right? So the best curtain must block out all the light. Henceforth, blackout curtains. Forget about it! Pam got other ideas. She got lotsa ideas about curtains. She like different colors and fabrics and some got like belts and sashes and stuff, like a beauty pageant. They was all less effective — and therefore worse, as Wojo saw it — than the plain gray blackout curtains he already had.
Unless you get more windows, why would you ever buy new curtains? They don’t go bad! Bet!
From Wojo the Action Hero
Wojo the Action Hero
Wojo is a bricklayer whose Marine Corps days are far behind him… until his old Navy buddy Tommy turns up