One of the waitresses was watching outta the corner of her eye-sacs, but she bin eyeing ’em like that since they walked in. Either she was plondering that they wasn’t gonna tip or maybe she wanna jump they bones. She was a humpty-dumpy older white lady, but she got enough tautness in her still, in her ruddynut butt that Jaekwel would gladly tap. But only if she threw herself at him. He still got his pride.
From Thumper the Mover