Characters
Avery Flowers
- A plow
- Alpha Punks, Rockers and Metalheads
- Avery at the Rough Trade Motel
- Avery Flowers
- Avery the Detective
- Avery’s Adventures in Interracial Manlust
- Dubcon Alphas
- I ain’t bullyin’ no one. You a grown man. Kinda.
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter Five
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter Four
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter One
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter Six: The Baller
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter Three
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter Two
- Like a fish denying water is real
- Like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows
- Macho Alphas
- Occupational conventions are the devil’s pot roast
- Roid-Rage
- Rough Trade Italians
- Rough Trade Wrestlers
- The Basketball Coach
- The Basketball Coach: Chapter 1
- The Basketball Coach: Chapter 2
- The Brooklyn Alpha
- The fence-post of your brain-yard
- The Sheikh
- Tits that sag
- What happened to the days when college boys lifted weights?
- Wine is how the devil corrupts the grape
Bart Dazzle
Buck Sampson
- ‘Buck Sampson – gallery’
- ‘Buck Sampson – videos’
- A curtsy nod
- A man oughta choose his own way
- A man shouldn’t be a virgin on his wedding day
- A man’s gotta have composure
- A peremptory conception of so-called manhood
- A reacharound makes you equals
- Africa was the Garden of Eden till the white man came
- All that jizz coated his old-man fingers and palm, and Buck’s knees went weak and buckled again
- Annie and two big men
- Aroused by Ex-Cons
- Arthur takes a hit
- Both was correct in they own fashion.
- Buck (Moses) Sampson
- Buck & Cody Outta Prison Again
- Buck and Cody
- Buck and Cody Locked Up Again
- Buck don’t get that, but he don’t question the ways of crazy old black men. It’s a personal rule, and it do serve him well.
- Buck got big clodhopping feet
- Buck Got Needs
- Buck on Bottom
- Buck on the Oil Rig
- Buck Sampson do be sayin’
- Buck the Conservative
- Buck the Dumbass
- Buck the Dumbass: Chapter 1
- Buck the Dumbass: Chapter 2
- Buck the Dumbass: Chapter 3
- Buck the Dumbass: Chapter 4
- Buck the Dumbass: Chapter 5
- Buck the Ex-Con
- Buck the Roughneck
- Buck the Trailer Trash
- Buck the Workin’ Man
- Buck’s tongue
- Bunkmates in the Dark
- Cody gets warm
- Cody the Roughneck
- Delaware ladies got ugly faces but fantastic tits
- Ellendra Damascus
- Ex-Con Cravings Can’t Be Refused
- Fists, Men and Muscles
- Gotta pay the A-rab feller first
- Haitians
- He fit a universe of vowels into that word.
- He mighta been made outta old coffee grounds
- he uncurled his toes round the shaft, instead using the heft of his feet
- He was a scowling soybean, ticktocky voice like snapping chopsticks
- Hirrabirry
- Honky-ass whiteboy hillbilly got weak-dick syndrome
- How to make a fist
- If you a man, you gotta protect yaself
- Jeb ain’t never seen a woman’s thighs go up that high
- Jeb and Buck
- Jeb the Farmboy
- Johnny Redcob the Bouncer
- Kareem
- Kareem should just get tougher, if his bootyhole hurts too bad
- Lem was a young cat then, built like a steel mill
- Let’s wrassle!
- Like cantaloupes, they was, big ripe juicy cantaloupes
- Lots of things wrinkle Buck’s brain
- Mistuh Gregarian is the one who’s payin’ me, and he dislike black folk more than he like you
- Narsty old-feller dingdong feels like a sad baseball bat
- No coppin’ no feels on Goober’s watch
- Not muchuva game
- On black cops
- On black fellers and persnickitiness
- On gastronomy
- On the code of the good man
- On the downlow
- On units of measure
- Pitnutting
- Pull-ups
- Rig gets cold at night
- Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!
- Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!: Chapter 1
- Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!: Chapter 2
- Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!: Chapter 3
- She be out flippin’ her pussy at any man with dollahs to spare!
- Shoulderbladin’
- Shovelwork
- Shower fun
- Simon and the Bouncers
- Smooches wished Buck would pronounce shower correctly
- Some hillbilly sister-fucker…
- Swordfighting
- That word went upon forever, despite Buck not pronouncing mosta it.
- The Alpha White Trash
- The Filthy Hillbilly
- The Redneck Ex-Con
- The Redneck Ex-Con, Cellmate Memories and Overwhelming Manhood
- The Scarred Bouncer: Chapter Eight
- The Scarred Bouncer: Chapter Nine
- The Scarred Bouncer: Chapter Ten
- The slurpy side
- the soma and the pneuma
- The White Trash Veteran
- The White Trash Veteran: Chapter12
- The whole room
- This old black feller Lem, he was like a hundred
- Vanesha Jones
- What happened?!
- Who knows what frotting is?
- You don’t know nuttin’ ’bout whiteboy dick
- Zeke the Cowboy
Coach Thickman
- A plow
- I ain’t bullyin’ no one. You a grown man. Kinda.
- The Basketball Coach
- The Basketball Coach: Chapter 1
- The Basketball Coach: Chapter 2
Cody Lankford
- “¡Ay ay!”
- Buck & Cody Outta Prison Again
- Buck and Cody
- Buck and Cody Locked Up Again
- Buck the Workin’ Man
- Bunkmates in the Dark
- Cody and Ripley
- Cody gets warm
- Cody Lankford
- Cody the Roughneck
- Hombrito culo
- Let’s wrassle!
- Roommates in the Dark
Davon/Omar Messenger
- Davon/Omar Messenger
- Making bigger manhood
- Max the Beach Bum
- No fighting in the shower
- Not a Muslim lady
- Omar the Muslim
- She won’t get less played-out over time
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Four
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter One
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Seven
Desmond Talley
- accordant
- Desmond Seeks Alphas
- Desmond Talley
- Imagine getting married in Delaware! She must really love him.
- No fighting in the shower
- On the downlow
- Overcrowded shower
- The Black Redneck Barbershop
- The Boston Alpha
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter One
Ezra McClintock
Jimmy Spokes
- Alpha Jocks & Dirty Hobos
- Don’t puke in Goober’s car
- Jimmy Spokes
- Jimmy the Dumbass
- Masculine Shockers: Chapter Three
- Probably a honeycrisp
- The Alpha Jock & the Gropey Coach
- The Alpha Jock & the Trustee
Rob Winthrop
- Desperate Alphas, Dirty Nights
- Mr. McClintock the Foreman
- Rob’s World of Men
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Eight
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Five
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Four
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Nine
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter One
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Seven
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Six
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Ten
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Three
- Rob’s World of Men: Chapter Two
- Servicing Alphas
- Servicing Alphas: Chapter Five
- Servicing Alphas: Chapter One
- Servicing Alphas: Chapter Seven
- Servicing Alphas: Chapter Six
- Servicing Alphas: Chapter Three
Rocky Umpiccio
- All five of those years clung to him still like a fragrant armpit
- Mr. Gregarian said that was how he wanted his boys raised
- Rare mirror area
- Rocky could turn the wives out on their backs
- Rocky the Bouncer
- Rocky the Ex-Con
- Rocky Umpiccio
Simon Gregarian
- A man shouldn’t be a virgin on his wedding day
- Cajun Macho
- He fit a universe of vowels into that word.
- How to make a fist
- Mr. Gregarian said that was how he wanted his boys raised
- Rocky the Bouncer
- Simon and the Bouncers
- Simon Gregarian
- The Alphas of Louisiana
- The Drunkard at the Saloon
Thumper White
- A high-protein cracker
- A lightskin badonkadonk
- A nigga need a screwdriver and a building permit to eat a bitch out
- A nigga should fuck a ugly bitch sometimes. That’s what it means to keep it real.
- A nigga with bullshit in his eyes
- A prudent nigga
- A slow-kidney tinkle-piss beat
- A water-brain retard screaming obscenities over a romantic movie soundtrack
- All the neighborhoods they drove through was different
- Assumptin’ she hot as can be, suh.
- Back before, ain’t no nigga button up a shirt. Not a proper nigga anyway.
- Bits of tits!
- Buttnugget rock pooping outta the speakers
- Craving the nigga-heavy nights of a crowded cell
- Death metal
- Deep on the Downlow
- Dimples cute as a baby otter
- Disappointing rock music dribbled out the speakers like a pansy’s nut
- Dripping, tripping and flipping
- Dubstep
- Even Asians got retards now! Wouldn’t a-happened before!
- Fatback
- Goddamn modern music was awful
- He might as well wear a dinosaur
- He need a niggaectomy
- Her pussy taste like chicken piccata, nigga
- Her tits was plumping when she pressed the buzzer
- How did every part of music get worse while he was locked up?
- I got a good fifteen, twenty puhcent left to snack on.
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter One
- Jacking off is only okay if you got hard accidentally and needed to do it to “relieve an erection”
- just slightly plump, perfectly round, with tits like headlights on a Mercedes
- Lazy-ass punks all over
- Like a paira UFOs done land on her boobs.
- Like dance music for people with retarded ears
- Like girl-soldiers, it just felt wrong in every way
- Netflicks
- Niggas be listening to some flat-ass mumble-rap bullshit
- Niggas rapping like a deflating balloon
- Obama ain’t do nothing!
- On uncrustables
- Only difference between music genres now was the singer’s hat
- Pakistanis
- Plumbers still out there making bank, y’all!
- Proper one too, not a Golden Corral
- Radio ain’t a thing no more, Thump
- Rico’s frown was exponential
- Sagging pants
- She do booty, right?
- She gonna be rumbling like a air conditioner
- She got thighs like you wouldn’t believe
- Soft as saxophone sounds
- Some plastic-twang twinkie-fried country music that never seen a trailer park
- Some squawky whiteboy on the radio pissed Thumper off like squawky whiteboys do
- Tap-a-tap-tap, he snap-snackin’ on ya cash
- That nigga was presenting like a tinfoil supervillain
- The club deejay was playing some rhythmless rap now
- the Cuban pool attendants were handsome as meerkats
- The Ex-Con, the Prettyboy Thug and Gang Loyalty
- The kinda music faeries might make if they was smoking crack
- The Prison Punk
- The thought of her made his dick hard as a brick of bics
- They got Asian hobos now. Asians! Wouldn’t-a happened before
- they kept getting new guitarists cuz the previous ones kept killing themselves
- They was naturals too, a nigga could tell
- Thumper (Wendell) White
- Thumper & His Prettyboy Cellmate: A Forceful Alphas Mansploitation Short
- Thumper & His Prettyboy Cellmate: Chapter 4
- Thumper & His Prettyboy Cellmate: Chapter 5
- Thumper & His Prettyboy Cellmate: Chapter One
- Thumper & His Prettyboy Cellmate: Chapter Three
- Thumper & His Prettyboy Cellmate: Chapter Two
- Thumper be boggling
- Thumper Chooses a Cellmate
- Thumper Gets Nasty
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Five
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Four
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter One
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Seven
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Six
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Three
- Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Two
- Thumper on Parole
- Thumper the Bodyguard
- Thumper the Booty Bandit
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Eight
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Eleven
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Five
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Four
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Nine
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter One
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Seven
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Six
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Ten
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Three
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Two
- Thumper the Convict
- Thumper the Ex-Con
- Thumper the Mover
- Thumper White – gallery
- Thumper White – videos
- Tits is nice nowadays!
- Tits like tornados
- Whiteboy quality gone way down while Thumper was inside
- Wigglin’ like a riddle
- women done spent the last thirty-four years coming up with innovative and unattractive things to do to they eyebrows
- Yo’ daddy was listening to some nutty-butter rap when he put a baby in yo’ mama, so you end up short
- You can text a eggplant to a pussy
- You know they don’t got jungle gyms no more?
- Young men are drowning in a male-strum of toxic cities
Tyrell Brickley
- Betty was a fictional construct
- Desmond Seeks Alphas
- Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter Three
- It smelled like a old library
- No fighting in the shower
- Old ladies is oown this Earth to dis’pprove
- On the caliber and quality of Australian chicks
- pedestrian, gropitating
- Pussy as loose as free beer
- Sagging pants
- So come-to-me-bro turned to come-at-me-brah, and he and him switched from brothers in Christ to niggas in crisis
- The bartender was an old lady, not even a proper bartender neither
- The Cuckold Strikes Back
- The Raunchy Hobo
- Thumper the Booty Bandit: Chapter Four
- Tyrell Brickley
- Tyrell the Ex-Con
- Tyrell the Mandingo
Wayne Budinsky
Winston Steel
- Ain’t nobody allowed to moo at Vagina-Candy.
- Anyway, she got nice tits.
- Arabs got good hat game
- Assumptin’ she hot as can be, suh.
- Avery’s Adventures in Interracial Manlust
- Blackbeard thought he was just importing rum and exporting dead sailors.
- Chinese men shouldn’t have mustaches, but that’s another diversity, so Steel ain’t going there.
- Clits pee a tax tour, y’all!
- Damn, there’s lotta kinds of whiteboys out there!
- Desmond Seeks Alphas
- Drink when it floods, nigga!
- Every time like a watch.
- every week the shit’s higher, hows gettin’ whyer
- Fallen soldiers
- I sees it wit’ my ever-belovin’ eyeballs
- If it ain’t Christ, it ain’t right!
- Ironically, there wasn’t no name for the feeling she arouse in a nigga.
- It proved Mister Chow don’t know nothing about black men. Or bwack men neither.
- It was like godzilla losing to Dallas and Fort Worth at the same time!
- Lem blamed the Haitians, cuz they was like that and cuz he was like that.
- Like a fish denying water is real
- Like somebody microwaved a shark of pillows
- Mainly just the Arabs took the actual barracks, and Steel won’t comment on they body hair cuzza the diversity.
- Not that he subscribes to no brownism.
- Occupational conventions are the devil’s pot roast
- Old niggas don’t get the boot!
- Portugal’s a fucked-up place
- she got tits like liquid polar bears in sacs of milk and honey
- So come-to-me-bro turned to come-at-me-brah, and he and him switched from brothers in Christ to niggas in crisis
- Steel (Winston Steel)
- Steel and the Whiteboy Skater
- Steel lost the thread of this metaphor.
- Steel the Roughneck
- Straight-up drunk as a trunk!
- Temptations all over like tits on a trampoline
- That do make a nigga think!
- That’s how they get ya, for every definition of “they” and “get” and “ya”
- The fence-post of your brain-yard
- The fourdained road
- The grass is always greener on the other side of a white man, that’s what Steel always says. He’d make a great cow.
- The niggas ain’t do that when Steel was young. They just popped they collars and occasionally robbed a bodega.
- The pantyhose
- The skate park of sobriety
- The whiteboy shorts situation is out of control
- The world is like a cookie in that they both crumbles
- They shoulda sent a poet, y’all!
- Walsely “Whiteness” Dallyrimple
- Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink
- Whine like wine
- Whiteboys don’t notice nothing
- Wine is how the devil corrupts the grape
- Winston Steel & the White Man: A Forceful Alphas Mansploitation Novelotta
- you google it
- You know Steel stays listening to Some Nigga
- You lick a ho pussy? You eat a nigga nut up!