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Proper one too, not a Golden Corral

She pretty as a pumpkin, suh. Tits like a ol’ country buffet.

“She pretty as a pumpkin, suh. Tits like a ol’ country buffet.”

From Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil

Author MNManmackerPosted on March 31, 2026Categories Caitlin Smiles, On the female form, Thumper WhiteTags buffets, pumpkins

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  • Rakhim Shockley
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  • Reg Shockley
  • Rocky Umpiccio
  • Sam Washington
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  • Simon Gregarian
  • Teddy West
  • Toby “Knuckle” Wexton
  • Tyrell Brickley
  • Wayne Budinsky
  • Wendell “Thumper” White
  • Winston Steel
  • Yusuf Demir
  • Zeke Lightman

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Free ebooks

  • Buck the Dumbass: Chapter Five
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  • Interracial Dubcon in Baltimore: Chapter Six: The Baller
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  • Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil: Chapter Five
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Buck Sampson

  • ‘Buck Sampson – gallery’
  • ‘Buck Sampson – videos’
  • A curtsy nod
  • A man oughta choose his own way
  • A man shouldn’t be a virgin on his wedding day
  • A man’s gotta have composure
  • A peremptory conception of so-called manhood
  • Africa was the Garden of Eden till the white man came
  • Aroused by Ex-Cons
  • Buck & Cody Outta Prison Again
  • Buck and Cody
  • Buck and Cody Locked Up Again
  • Buck Got Needs
  • Buck on the Oil Rig
  • Buck Sampson
  • Buck Sampson do be sayin’
  • Buck the Conservative
  • Buck the Dumbass
  • Buck the Dumbass: Chapter Five
  • Buck the Dumbass: Chapter Four
  • Buck the Dumbass: Chapter One
  • Buck the Dumbass: Chapter Three
  • Buck the Dumbass: Chapter Two
  • Buck the Ex-Con
  • Buck the Roughneck
  • Buck the Trailer Trash
  • Buck the Workin’ Man
  • Bunkmates in the Dark
  • Cody the Roughneck
  • Ex-Con Cravings Can’t Be Refused
  • Fists, Men and Muscles
  • Haitians
  • He fit a universe of vowels into that word.
  • He mighta been made outta old coffee grounds
  • Hirrabirry
  • Honky-ass whiteboy hillbilly got weak-dick syndrome
  • If you a man, you gotta protect yaself
  • Jeb ain’t never seen a woman’s thighs go up that high
  • Jeb the Farmboy
  • Johnny Redcob the Bouncer
  • Kareem should just get tougher, if his bootyhole hurts too bad
  • Lem was a young cat then, built like a steel mill
  • Like cantaloupes, they was, big ripe juicy cantaloupes
  • Lots of things wrinkle Buck’s brain
  • Mistuh Gregarian is the one who’s payin’ me, and he dislike black folk more than he like you
  • Narsty old-feller dingdong feels like a sad baseball bat
  • No coppin’ no feels on Goober’s watch
  • On black fellers and persnickitiness
  • On gastronomy
  • On the code of the good man
  • On the downlow
  • On units of measure
  • Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!
  • Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!: Chapter One
  • Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!: Chapter Three
  • Roughnecks Got Oral Needs!: Chapter Two
  • She be out flippin’ her pussy at any man with dollahs to spare!
  • Simon and the Bouncers
  • Smooches wished Buck would pronounce shower correctly
  • Some hillbilly sister-fucker…
  • Swordfighting
  • That word went upon forever, despite Buck not pronouncing mosta it.
  • The Alpha White Trash
  • The Filthy Hillbilly
  • The Redneck Ex-Con
  • The Redneck Ex-Con, Cellmate Memories and Overwhelming Manhood
  • The Scarred Bouncer: Chapter Eight
  • The Scarred Bouncer: Chapter Nine
  • The Scarred Bouncer: Chapter Ten
  • This old black feller Lem, he was like a hundred
  • You don’t know nuttin’ ’bout whiteboy dick
  • Zeke the Cowboy
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