ashameous

He was Christian enough that he ain’t like to witness Gerald fornicating willy-nilly like a dicking dandy. Malcolm ain’t always been a perfect boyfriend and soon-to-be husband with his darling Edwina, but he at least had the common courtesy to feel ashameous for it.

He ain’t admire for Gerald to cheat on that fine Nubian female waiting at home for him. Malcolm weren’t a committed Christian at the time, but he was Christian enough that he ain’t like to witness Gerald fornicating willy-nilly like a dicking dandy. Malcolm ain’t always been a perfect boyfriend and soon-to-be husband with his darling Edwina, but he at least had the common courtesy to feel ashameous for it.

From Malcolm Don’t Take No for an Answer

sympathate

Thinking about how his wife Edwina might could touch him sweet as sugar tonight made Malcolm’s rod go throb-a-dob with a rhythm of loyal mahogany

Malcolm got a whiff of a stiffy for a jiffy when he heard Brothah Reno riffing over his booty mama, and thinking about how his wife Edwina might could touch him sweet as sugar tonight made Malcolm’s rod go throb-a-dob with a rhythm of loyal mahogany, but he ain’t got no hard-on harding on at this very moment. Neverthelessly, he wanna sympathate with Big John parochial-like, and Malcolm still carried memories of his pre-Christian cravery.

From Malcolm Don’t Take No for an Answer

pedestrian, gropitating

“If’n you don’t like mah rules, you can stroll right back down to lockup! I’ll even drive you if’n you ain’t the petesdrian type! But when you in my car, you steerin’ my wheel. No catcallin’ after girlies, no gropitatin‘ no females, no n-words!”

From Tyrell the Mandingo

constituates

A wife constituates half the puzzle men is commanded to complete.

Brother Reno agreed to take a cold shower next time he lusted up in his heart. Malcolm weren’t sure if he believed Brother Reno was gonna follow through on that plan, but he believed Brother Reno believed in it. He was on the road to satisfaction.


He need a wife, Malcolm thought. A man without a wife gonna end up in sin, nine times outta ten. A wife constituates half the puzzle men is commanded to complete.

From Malcolm Don’t Take No for an Answer