Armpits

But Vinnie just grabbed Nathan by the back of the head and slammed him face-first into his armpit — he’d been doing push-ups in front of the stove to be sure it was real sweaty; his undershirt was sopping wet by now, and sweat dripped in rivulets down the small of his back. Greg and two other employees stood and watched, smirking with vicarious disgust at first, then gradually laughing.
It took Nathan a moment to even realize what had happened. His nose was squashed into the coarse black hairs, as dense as a jungle and just as moist, and bracingly salty sweat slipped into his mouth. It was so astringent Nathan squealed and squirmed, but Vinnie kept a tight grip on the back of his head.
“C’mon, baby, suck it clean!” Vinnie said with a whoop and a holler. He beamed like he really enjoyed this — which he kind of did; after years of people — even other greasy guidos like himself — making fun of his hairy, sweaty body, he had decided to lean into it. Especially working in front of a hot stove all day, he had no choice but to be “the gross, hairy, sweaty guy”.

From The Redneck Ex-Con

Vinnie Torriñez

Vinnie was a hefty, hairy man, dense black hairs creeping out from under his shirt, encircling his entirely bare arms, and he sweated profusely — there were always beads of sweat ringing his forehead. Earlier today, Nathan had been standing there when Vinnie reached up to grab a pan from above the stove, and since he wore a sleeveless shirt beneath his apron, that bared his armpit. Nathan had been close enough to get a whiff of rankness, but at least then it had been covered up by the smell of garlic and sausage sizzling in the pans already on the stove.

From The Redneck Ex-Con

What happened?!

“Holy shit, dude, what happened?” Buck said, looking at Nathan.
“What?” Nathan said. Then he realized Buck was looking at his cock. Nathan blushed and covered his crotch with both hands.
“Are you a girl?” Buck asked, furrowing his brow. He touched Nathan’s chest, looking, perhaps, for invisible breasts.
“No! I’m a boy… a man, I mean,” Nathan said. “It’s just… small.”
“Wait, what?” Buck swiped Nathan’s hands away. He didn’t seem to have any compunctions about bending over to examine Nathan’s cock more closely, even in the crowded shower. Buck even gingerly touched it, and it twitched. “Holy fuck, dude, that is a tiny cock. Was it like… an accident?”
“What?”
“I mean… did you lose it in an accident or something?”
“No, that’s just… It’s fine. My doctor says it’s fine,” Nathan said. He covered his crotch again.

From The Redneck Ex-Con

Jason Halberd

Jason Halberd was a homeless, or maybe semi-homeless, man willing to wash Avery’s car for twenty dollars (his tone made it clear he would accept less than that). He was tall and broad-shouldered, smudges of black grease on his hands suggesting he worked some blue-collar job that involved engines.
Not that long ago, it would have been unthinkable for Jason to rob someone. He was a sterling young man, an aspiring cop. He had been married. He drank, but only a reasonable amount, and only at night, only when his wife said it was okay (though he always pretended to his friends that he went out whenever he wanted).
Somehow it had all gone wrong. Somehow the drinking had controlled his life. Somehow his wife was gone and he had barely even ever met his daughter and he was on probation and he had to beg a judge to let him keep his driver’s license and he found himself panhandling on weekends to buy vodka that tasted like hairspray.
Jason had been a handsome baseball star in high school. But now his face was worked and worn by wind and worry, his six-pack abs replaced by a flat belly that had gained and lost too much weight to ever have a six-pack again, and his eyes were dim and dark now, his hair shaggy and unwashed because he slept on the floor of the garage where he worked. His ex-wife said he stank. It had been a long time since a non-homeless woman had looked at him like he was desirable, and outside of prostitutes and crackheads, he hadn’t had sex in years.
From Dubcon Alphas

Mikey Banizzi

The cook waddled out to the front of the shop, his big cheeks ruddy, which covered up the spot of acne scarring over by his left cheek. He was thickly built — he definitely didn’t have a six-pack, but he wasn’t fat — he looked like he fancied himself a bodybuilder and lifted weights a lot, but ate too much of the pizza he cooked here to really have a great body.
He had dark hair like Robert’s, but his was curly, tangled and greasy, slick with sweat. He did not have sculpted cheekbones — he had no cheekbones at all that Avery could see — and his jaw was entirely too square, giving him a cavemanish look.
So he was not a handsome movie-star type. He looked Italian though, like he should really work in a pizza shop — he even had a map of Italy with the state of Puglia colored in tattooed on his wide but short neck — while Robert looked more like a dark-haired Irishman.
“Hey, yo, man, lemme rap atcha, huh? I know I got some hella belly, I see that, swear to God, I know fairies like ’em slim and skinny!” the cook said. He lifted up his shirt to reveal his paunch — which was really minimal, he sort of carried himself like a fat guy, Avery thought, which accentuated it. If he lost just twenty pounds, he’d have a perfect body.
Mikey swaddled in, his hefty body barely fitting in the doorway because he didn’t open it all the way — as though hiding from someone, though no one was around but Robert. His ass was big and plump, barely fitting in his nasty jeans that reeked of pizza grease — he probably wore these to work every day.
From Macho Alphas

Carlton Heartley

Officer Heartley is a cop.

Descriptions

That’s because Officer Carlton Heartley was so manly it hurt, his rough-hewn face sending a shiver of desire up Avery’s spine. Avery blushed and giggled, forgetting that he had called Heartley here for a serious purpose.
Heartley walked in chewing on his cheek, square jaw working up and down like he had tobacco in his lip — he didn’t, it just always looked like that. He had shoulders so broad he walked awkwardly, like his body didn’t know how to take its own heft.
“What seems to be the trouble, suh?” he asked, his voice just a bit raspy and so baritone it echoed pleasingly in Avery’s ears. He had an adorably stilted way of talking, because he was uncomfortable talking to small men. He was flustered when Avery casually took his callused hand in Avery’s own. His giant palms and fingers were rough from overwork.
“I was robbed!” Avery ran through the details, tears suddenly overcoming him. He gripped Heartley’s leatherlike paw the size of a baseball mitt as he spoke. “Somebody broke into my shop!”
Heartley was built like an ox with arms like branches and a chest as broad as a boat. He obviously fancied himself a bodybuilder — you could tell by the way he carried himself — but he wasn’t that disciplined because he was married and had kids and a mortgage and probably a dog — something manly, like a rottweiler, Avery assumed. So he didn’t have a perfect bodybuilder’s body, which was just fine with Avery, who preferred his men to have a layer of thickness.
That was exactly what Heartley had: a layer of thickness. That and a jet-black mustache as luxurious as a silkworm’s cocoon. His face was a little too square, like God had hoped to give him that square-jawed action-hero look but ended up giving him more of a blockish caveman-face with thick bones and heavy feet.
He suddenly twitched and murmured an apology, feeling his backside to make sure his shirt was tucked in. His big barrel chest barely fit in it, so it often came undone. He had been scolded for it before, because people — women — called to complain about his untucked shirt, the occasional sweat stains under his armpit and his undershirt being visible from under the uniform shirt.
Nobody had flirted with Officer Heartley in what felt like forever, not since the eons-ago time he dimly recalled: bachelorhood. He had been free then. He’d had a six-pack, and women threw themselves at him. Women thought his muscles were sexy, and his chest hair was cute.

From Avery the Detective

“Sorry to hear about ya troubles, sir,” Officer Heartley said with the most delightfully full-bodied voice, all baritone echoes emanating from beneath his scruffy throat, a somewhat awkward tremble to it — he was one of those delightfully strong men who weren’t swaggerous and cocky. While Avery loved an alpha guy, a little note of unconfidence made it even hotter. “So you sure there ain’t nothin’ else missin’?”

From Macho Alphas

Rig E17

Eventually, they made it to they bunkroom. It weren’t a real bunkroom — it was actually the helipad room. Ain’t nobody ever land a helicopter here, so the helipad control room was just an empty space overlooking the helipad itself. Helipad doohickeys done got gutted years ago. Cody liked the windows — being able to see the prairie spread into the horizon endless as heaven. Cody the freollento discottoned to the cold, so he was glad to share the only bed with Buck.
Cody was relieved to get back to the quivering quiet and cozy comfort of the helipad room. He done outfit the walls and the floor with covers to keep the cold from creeping in. Since he was a little feller, the smallest non-Guatymelon around, plenty the big men might would take a whack at him just for fun. They ain’t done so yet, cuz Cody was often accompanated by Buck and his big-ass muscles.
Sprightly as a sparrow, Cody jumped right onto the bed and sat still for pert-near a whole second before he jumped right back to his feet. He straightened a wall-blanket that done sag, then he stepped back to consider how stable it was. Satisfied, Cody fished up a battered pack of cigarettes and lit one. Buck finally lumbered in oxen-like, his oft-broke nose wiggling like a loose pier.
From Cody the Roughneck

Pastor Turnip’s Church

Whereasever Buck churched upon the outskirts of San Francisco. Tweren’t a church ‘t’all, in the structural sense — Pastor Virgil Turnip preached upon a hill on his farmland. Not a single pane of stained glass, nor even regular glass, no ivy, no choir separate from the congratory body neither, no suh or madam, Buck’s church be singing they own praises, no interlocutions ‘tween the Christians and the good Lord’s sun illummifying the meadow with rays of sainthood. First Grace was as Caucasian as albino snow. Buck’s church got a throng apiece of whites and blacks, endless Mexican chill’uns with a meager handful of parents and a large smattering of small Chinese. They all came to pray e’ery Sunday morn with Pastor Virgil Turnip; they came to pray as the Bible did command; they came to pray dressed in colorful fineries and hobo’s rags all alike, and there was expressive outpourings of excitement, shouting of impassionated praises and turgid testimony in tongues.
From Buck the Conservative