{"id":6794,"date":"2026-09-22T09:39:13","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T09:39:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=6794"},"modified":"2026-09-22T09:46:02","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T09:46:02","slug":"limey-hay-parton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/09\/22\/limey-hay-parton\/","title":{"rendered":"Limey (Hay Parton)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Foolish-like, Limey did try sump&#8217;in. He was a untended-cornrow homeboy too tall and skinny fer his orange prison uniform, which he be angling outta like he got too many elbows. He prolly usedta looking fly on the outside, but he a Crip, so he ain&#8217;t nuttin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From<em><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/09\/22\/cellmates-in-the-dark\/\"> Cellmates in the Dark<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foolish-like, Limey did try sump&#8217;in. He was a untended-cornrow homeboy too tall and skinny fer his orange prison uniform, which he be angling outta like he got too many elbows. He prolly usedta looking fly on the outside, but he a Crip, so he ain&#8217;t nuttin&#8217;. From Cellmates in the Dark<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"places":[],"class_list":["post-6794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6795,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6794\/revisions\/6795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6794"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=6794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}