{"id":6357,"date":"2026-09-10T05:17:47","date_gmt":"2026-09-10T05:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=6357"},"modified":"2026-09-10T05:17:48","modified_gmt":"2026-09-10T05:17:48","slug":"this-army-is-not-in-the-business-of-giving-a-gun-and-a-uniform-to-any-piece-of-shit-capable-of-doing-a-couple-push-ups-you-little-pissant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/09\/10\/this-army-is-not-in-the-business-of-giving-a-gun-and-a-uniform-to-any-piece-of-shit-capable-of-doing-a-couple-push-ups-you-little-pissant\/","title":{"rendered":"This Army is not in the business of giving a gun and a uniform to any piece of shit capable of doing a couple push-ups, you little pissant!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;You had better do the best job possible! This Army is not in the business of giving a gun and a uniform to any piece of shit capable of doing a couple push-ups, you little pissant! This Army gives guns and uniforms to men, who can do things right the first time, men who can follow orders, cadet!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From <em><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/09\/09\/reacharound-from-a-drill-sergeant\/\">Reacharound From a Drill Sergeant<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You had better do the best job possible! This Army is not in the business of giving a gun and a uniform to any piece of shit capable of doing a couple push-ups, you little pissant! This Army gives guns and uniforms to men, who can do things right the first time, men who can follow orders, cadet!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[977,2946],"tags":[],"places":[],"class_list":["post-6357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gender-in-incumbent-sociocultural-systems-101","category-sgt-powers-manstrong-powers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6358,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6357\/revisions\/6358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6357"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=6357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}