{"id":5051,"date":"2026-05-22T03:46:24","date_gmt":"2026-05-22T03:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=5051"},"modified":"2026-08-15T04:45:10","modified_gmt":"2026-08-15T04:45:10","slug":"they-kept-getting-new-guitarists-cuz-the-previous-ones-kept-killing-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/05\/22\/they-kept-getting-new-guitarists-cuz-the-previous-ones-kept-killing-themselves\/","title":{"rendered":"they kept getting new guitarists cuz the previous ones kept killing themselves"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Thumper-2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5022 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Thumper-2.png 576w, https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Thumper-2-169x300.png 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 85vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The music was awful. The women was good, but the music was some titless female singing along with this weird guitar music, disjointed and jaggey, like they kept getting new guitarists cuz the previous ones kept killing themselves. The song was about &#8220;black girl magic&#8221;, but the singer was a white bitch, sounded like, and the whole thing made Thumper dislike everything in the world more.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From<em><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/05\/19\/deep-on-the-downlow\/\"> Deep on the Downlow<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The whole thing made Thumper dislike everything in the world more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1051],"tags":[2635,1902,2634,2636,5265],"class_list":["post-5051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thumper-music-criticism-and-analysis","tag-black-girl-magic","tag-featuring-black-men","tag-guitar-music","tag-music-appreciation","tag-thumper-white"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5051"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5052,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5051\/revisions\/5052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}