{"id":4736,"date":"2026-04-08T09:35:12","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T09:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=4736"},"modified":"2026-04-08T09:35:13","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T09:35:13","slug":"officer-thorne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/08\/officer-thorne\/","title":{"rendered":"Officer Thorne"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Officer Thorne looked like a rough-hewn statue of a man, like a sculptor had started but walked away before finishing all the details. He had a rounded face, but no cheekbones or chin or neck, and a powerhouse chest covered by a layer of chub, making him almost cylindrical. He kept a tight, pursed grin on his face.<br>From <em><a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/14\/the-redneck-ex-con\/\">The Redneck Ex-Con<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Officer Thorne looked like a rough-hewn statue of a man, like a sculptor had started but walked away before finishing all the details. He had a rounded face, but no cheekbones or chin or neck, and a powerhouse chest covered by a layer of chub, making him almost cylindrical. He kept a tight, pursed grin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/08\/officer-thorne\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Officer Thorne&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"places":[],"class_list":["post-4736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4736"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4737,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736\/revisions\/4737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4736"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=4736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}