{"id":4494,"date":"2026-04-08T04:39:12","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T04:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=4494"},"modified":"2026-04-08T04:47:39","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T04:47:39","slug":"bill-wortham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/08\/bill-wortham\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Wortham"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Bill is a social worker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“That stall blond (Bill) walks like he lost a pickle up his ass.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

From Thumper on Parole<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Bill was boring as spilled sugar-free soda. Bill was like a stop-sign had a baby with a list of rules. If honkies was roads, Bill’d be a cul-de-sac blocked by a tofu store. Thumper got a eleven o’clock curfew when he weren’t at work, but Bill made Thumper go home by ten, so he wouldn’t “cut it close”. Don’t that make the curfew ten?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Thumper enjoyed touching a honky with nice little muscles and stall blond skin. Kinda light-skinned for a stall blond, but his blond hair was too dark to be a lightcorn, and it was in between straight and curly, which ruled out straightlane or raventack. Thumper know his honkies for real.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

From Thumper on Parole<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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