{"id":4437,"date":"2026-04-07T10:33:09","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T10:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/?p=4437"},"modified":"2026-08-15T05:12:39","modified_gmt":"2026-08-15T05:12:39","slug":"alain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/07\/alain\/","title":{"rendered":"Alain Boucher"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alain is a lumberjack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His name was Alain, and he pronounced it in the French fashion like he was too good to end with a consonant, but he spoke with a whole rack of trashy yuppers in his voice. He was a well-tanned straightlane with a face like a kick to the balls, and he was loud and pinchy upon the dancers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>From<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/03\/13\/thumper-meets-the-ultimate-evil\/\">Thumper Meets the Ultimate Evil<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alain is a lumberjack. His name was Alain, and he pronounced it in the French fashion like he was too good to end with a consonant, but he spoke with a whole rack of trashy yuppers in his voice. He was a well-tanned straightlane with a face like a kick to the balls, and he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/2026\/04\/07\/alain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Alain Boucher&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"places":[],"class_list":["post-4437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-characters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4437"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5515,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions\/5515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4437"},{"taxonomy":"places","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mansploitationfiction.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/places?post=4437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}